Chapter 250
The two of them left. The donkey stretched out his hand in front of his father and said unceremoniously: "Hand it over, the party's policy is to be lenient in confession and strict in resistance." You know this better than I do. ”
The old man was puzzled by the leather donkey, stared at his confused eyes, and asked with some puzzlement: "What to take?" One will be lenient again, and the other will be strict. It was as if I were a thief and a criminal. ”
"That's right, this admits that it's a thief, and it's easy to do. After the transformation of thinking during this period, there has been great progress. ”
"Nonsense! I'm not a thief at all! Don't look at the lord who has been in the number in the past, but it wasn't because he stole something. Petty theft is not uncommon. ”
"It used to be uncommon, but now you're rare. If you steal, you steal, you do everything, are you still afraid to admit it? You are a man, you have to dare to be a hero. ”
"Against, against inducements."
"Good, good. I don't induce a confession, so let me ask you, just now you want to get in the car, the two bosses Pang and Li, why did they hold you back? Apparently they took you for a thief. ”
"You're the thief. They pulled me, but they kept me and didn't let me go. ”
"I should say that I won't let you escape!" The donkey said: "I'm saving face for you, you are a habitual offender who has been released from prison and has a criminal record." In the last period, I also engaged in pyramid schemes and sold counterfeit medicines. ”
"Nonsense! That's a health supplement, how did it become a fake medicine? I have been sentenced to prison, but I can get out of it, and I didn't enter the palace twice, how did I become a habitual offender? Donkey, you kid, can you have a little conscience? I think, what words and things come out of your mouth, why does it change its taste? The more I look at you, the more ill-intentioned you become. It's trying to slander good people and frame good people, right? ”
Seeing that the old man was a little anxious, the leather donkey was even more full of nonsense: "Boss Pang said just now." You stole Wang Ba and pepper, but I listened to the shallots mixed with tofu, one green and two white. Where's the dirt? It's hard to hide it in the trouser tube. ”
"I stole the king's eight? I steal pepper? Daddy pointed to his nose and pouted his beard angrily.
"Admit it?"
"Don't admit it!"
"Then what are you pointing at yourself?"
"I really didn't steal it, I don't believe you searched it."
"Search for what? If a thief steals something, can he take it with him? Eighty percent is hidden under the bed, right? Or hide it somewhere else, and wait for the limelight to pass later, and then secretly come and get it. If you didn't commit an accident, what were you in a hurry to run? is clearly a thief. ”
Daddy had a hard time making out his mouth, and he jumped up and down in a hurry. How can the donkey be excited. He couldn't say why, and he didn't hurry to leave, so he reached out and grabbed the donkey, and wanted to go back to the seafood restaurant with him, and search under his bed to see if there were really pepper and Wang Ba, in order to prove his innocence. Said that it also coincided, called no coincidence does not make a book, two days ago. Huge one didn't pay attention, and he originally wanted to kill a big king eight, but due to the urgency of urinating, he went to the toilet first. When he came back, he was stopped by Lao Yu, who came to entertain him, and he pulled the gourd in the east and the scoop in the west, and after the idle talk, he went to the case to find the damn Wang Ba. Where is the shadow? This guy probably didn't deserve to die, so he crawled under his father's bed and escaped. At that time, the guests were in a hurry to eat. Da Da had no choice but to find a substitute for this Wang Ba, slaughtered his accomplices, and gave them to the guests to enjoy. After that, he also looked for it from the bottom of the pool, behind the stove, but he couldn't find it, so he had to pull it down. Today, the old man pulled the donkey to prove his innocence, lifted the bed, and sure enough, he caught it out at the innermost point under the bed. When Dad saw the Wang Ba, he couldn't tell the difference, and he couldn't say that it was cold with a popsicle in his mouth, not to mention that he lifted his own bed, but the result was unexpected, and unfortunately he was blinded by Pi Yu, and he really found a live Wang Ba! He froze on the spot and said to himself, "How did it climb in?" ”
"No, I should explain how to hide it. People are dirty, you old thief, how can you be cunning? The donkey was unforgiving and shouted to call the police.
Li Er stood in the distance and snickered and bent over. Huge is also happy, secretly thumbs up, and praises the donkey for being resourceful. As everyone knows, the leather donkey is a blind cat that meets a dead mouse this time, and he sells it when he catches it cheaply.
Xiaohong came over and begged her father with tears in her eyes: "It's because I have a lot of tongues that caused a big storm and made the family chickens fly and dogs jump." As soon as you leave, doesn't it make me ugly? In this seafood restaurant, everyone is the boss and the owner, and we are two part-time workers, you are a chef, I am a waiter, and we are two grasshoppers tied to a thread, and we can't run away from you or me. Please, it's okay to leave in a few days, find another reason to go again, and the boss doesn't blame me. Your old man is light, patted his ass and left, I can't go Wow, all the savings of my family are called to invest in the factory, as soon as I leave, the money will be yellow, so how can I explain to my parents? ”
Xiaohong was already crying as she spoke. Seeing the leather donkey's arrogant appearance, the father swallowed hard, took off one of his medium-sized black plastic bags from the wall, caught the king, put it in the bag, and handed the bag to the leather donkey: "It's dirty, I've given it to you." How much is this thing worth, just ask the boss to deduct money from my salary. ”
The leather donkey took the bag, and was so unhappy in his heart, he inadvertently got such a big Wang Ba, not a penny was spent, and he took a bag out, what is this called? It's called killing two birds with one stone. and steal sweet potatoes, good things happen one after another. He carried his bag to the small private room and sat down, hung the bag on the back of the wooden chair behind him, and gently squeezed it with his body, for fear that others would snatch it.
Li Er is making a wish to Dama, as long as the seafood is served and the wine and food are served on the table, the house problem will be solved immediately.
Huge didn't believe it, Liu Xueyin came over to pack the ticket and said: "Just now, Boss Li has revealed his high opinion to me, I think it's a wonderful idea." Not only solved the residence of my father and widow Sun, but also increased the fixed assets of our family, what a wonderful idea, such a good idea, it is worth a table of seafood, in my opinion, ten tables are also worth it! ”
Huge said: "Even so, don't tell the kitchen to hurry up, put the wine and food on the table a moment earlier, this idea will be in hand a moment earlier." ”
Huge ran to the kitchen to cook it himself. Little Red is helping. At this moment, there are three major tables, all of which are the bosses of the industrial park banqueting customers, and the tables and tables are net of good dishes. Huge and busy sweating, seeing that he was really too busy, Dad also started, and the three of them were busy together, so they didn't delay the guests to eat.
Li Er's table is all his own people, and it doesn't matter how slow the dishes are. Relying on the dishes ordered by the guests, more ingredients were given to bring vegetables, in fact, Li Erpi and the two donkeys did not eat less good things.
The dishes are ready. Li Er talked endlessly, talking from south to north, and didn't say a word about the so-called good ideas. Huge called Lao Yu and told him that he had developed a good dish and asked him to try it. Lao Yu readily agreed, and even Wufeng called, and the two entered the seafood restaurant together. Between eating and drinking, everyone's discussions were frequent and mixed, talking about the east and west, catching what to talk about, and most of them were jokes. When it comes to this autumn, the weather is a bit abnormal, with more drought and less rain. The donkey said: "It doesn't matter if it rains or not, the three points of land per person in our village, the harvest is the same, and there is basically no one in our village to plant crops to eat." Every family earns money by going to work in the industrial park, and more than 1,000 a month can buy more than 1,000 catties of wheat. ”
Wufeng said: "Yes, farming right now is indeed not as cost-effective as a part-time job." ”
"Otherwise, what else is there to do in industry?"
The leather donkey was drinking wine and eating vegetables, his mind was all on Wang Ba behind him, and he involuntarily turned around, unzipped his bag, and looked inside.
Lao Yu asked: "Leather donkey, the heart is not on the liver." What about drinking, what do you keep looking at that bag, what is it in? It's worth it for you to eat this meal and watch it three or four times. ”
The leather donkey was proud, showed the bag to Lao Yu, and boasted about the origin of this king.
Huge came to toast Lao Yu, and when he saw the leather donkey even blowing and boasting, he wanted to clean him up, and deliberately said: "Leather donkey, don't look at how often you come to eat Farewell My Concubine, in fact, you don't know much about this Wang Ba." In addition to its great vitality effect, it can also be used for weather forecasting. ”
"Weather forecast?"
"That's right. Look at its spine and predict the weather forecast. Let's say it's a sunny day, and you find it damp on your back, and expect heavy rain in a day. For example, if it is raining heavily and you find that your back is dry, you can expect the weather to clear within a day. ”
The leather donkey was simply fascinated by what he heard, and wondered: "Is it spiritual?" ”
Da Da continued to say: "But any skilled old weatherman, the operation is long, you don't need to see it with the naked eye, you can touch it, and you will know whether Wang Ba's back is dry or wet. ”
The leather donkey rose up after drinking, and forgot that the king bit people. Jing put his hand directly into the bag to touch it, and suddenly, he screamed, and pulled his hand out of the bag in a hurry, waving it in the air, and wailing in his mouth: "It hurts!" It hurts me! ”
When everyone looked at it, the two thumbs of the leather donkey were bitten by Wang Ba to death, and he was allowed to fall and beat, but this animal just didn't let go, and the painful leather donkey cried and screamed, wailing again and again! The anxious Wufeng ran to the kitchen and took a knife to kill the eel to save her husband.
Dad heard that the leather donkey told Wang Ba to bite his hand, and hurriedly shouted at Wufeng: "It's not good to take a knife, if you kill it, it will feel pain, and the person who bites it is more harmful!" ”
"What should I do?" Wu Feng burst into tears.
"Take the basin full of water, add it to the king, and put a piece into the water, and when it sees the water, it immediately loosens." Wufeng brought the basin of water to the small room, took the hand of the leather donkey, and immersed it in the water with Wang Ba, who bit the hand, as soon as Wang Ba entered the water, he immediately let go, and the leather donkey was saved, and he withdrew his hand to see, and the blood flowed! He was angry and shouted at Wufeng: "Serve the kitchen knife!" Behold, I must kill this king, to relieve the hatred in my heart! ”
Wufeng was also obedient, went to the kitchen to get a knife, and handed it to the leather donkey. At this time, the leather donkey didn't care about the pain in his hand, fished out the damn Wang Ba, fell to the ground, brandished a kitchen knife and chopped wildly, and in an instant, he chopped the Wang Ba into eight halves! At this time, the leather donkey, I don't know if it was because of the pain in his hand, or he was extremely angry, he had already killed the red eye, brandished the knife and rushed over, and shouted: "You should be killed too!" (To be continued......)