42 An unexpected call
Zhang Zhihai only saw at this time that he had made a big fuss, he glanced at Cao Penghai, and then looked at the other two deputy mayors, and laughed reproachfully: "Zheng Weimin can be so refreshing, as an old comrade, I can't rely on the old and sell the old, so let's do it, one and a half cups are not easy to measure, and I can't do it if I have more, so I'll just drink two cups, how about the leaders." ”
"Okay, drink quickly, you can drink as much as you want, no one forces you." Seeing that hot sweat broke out on Zhang Zhihai's face wearing bottle-bottom lenses, Cao Penghai felt Zhang Zhihai's embarrassment and said with a smile.
Zheng Weimin carried the wine bottle and went around, it is estimated that there is also a small half catty, continuous toasting, without a mouthful of food, there is no wine on his face, and he is calm like a person who has nothing to do.
Cao Penghai said secretly: This kid looks very sturdy, and it is really a piece of drinking material, it is estimated that there should be no problem at all if he drinks another half a catty, thinking that the town is in the external wine field, and there is no one who can cover it, and there will be some informal occasions in the future, try to bring Zheng Weimin with him, so as to reduce his pressure.
Cao Penghai raised his head and twisted his neck, feeling that Zheng Weimin had just come today, and everyone had to go to work in the afternoon, so it would be bad for him to drink too much, so it was better to postpone his alcohol consumption, and then slowly find an opportunity to see how his alcohol consumption was at the bottom.
Thinking of this, Cao Penghai said with a smile: "Xiao Zheng, you have already played a circle, just drink a little less wine, the coming day is long, hurry up and eat some food to press it." ”
Zheng Weimin just finished toasting Zhang Zhihai's three glasses of wine alone, and when he heard Cao Penghai's words, he knew that he was afraid that he was drinking too high, and he was deliberately protecting himself, so he turned his head and smiled gratefully, then put down the wine bottle, walked back to his seat, and sat down to eat.
Although the deputy mayor Kong Donglin only got married last year, he became the deputy mayor at the age of twenty-eight, he was young, high-spirited, and proud, and subconsciously had a natural desire to hunt and conquer beauties.
Speaking from the heart, although Kong Donglin is one meter seven or eight tall, like a man, his stubby neck and irregular head really annoy Xu Lin.
Although Xu Lin didn't say it, Kong Donglin could also feel this, the more Xu Lin didn't care about him, the more Kong Donglin wanted to conquer Xu Lin and increase his weight in Xu Lin's heart. In his opinion, even if he can't let this woman be his lover, he can have an affair with her, and he feels comfortable.
The wine was almost drunk, and the climax was slightly warmed up, in order not to get cold, at this time, the officialdom anecdotes and yellow jokes with meat and vegetables began to appear.
Looking at Xu Lin, who had neat and neat ear-length short hair and a sweet appearance, Kong Donglin felt a little itchy in his heart, and said secretly, Xu Lin's facial features are really exquisite, I don't know if Lu Dao Cao Penghai has played with her, if he can sleep with this quiet and lovely big girl opposite, it will definitely be fucking cool.
Xu Lin found out from the corner of his eye that Kong Donglin was looking at him from time to time, knowing that he must be paying attention to something in his heart, so he simply pretended not to know what to do, and just picked up the glass and drank her Sprite. Kong Donglin saw Xu Lin's calm face, thinking about making this woman laugh.
He was brewing in his heart a joke that he had obtained from attending a rotational training class for grassroots party and government leading cadres in townships and towns last year held by the Organization Department of the Municipal Party Committee at the Party School of the Municipal Party Committee.
said: "I'll tell you a joke, I promise to make you laugh, saying that a male cadre is afraid of hardships and is unwilling to help Tibet, and lies that his eyes are suddenly blind. When the leader heard this, he stepped forward to let a beautiful woman stand in front of him naked, and asked, "Do you see it"? A: Not invisible. The leader flew up and kicked him on the buttocks: What the, the dick is straight and can't be seen? Pack your bags and go into hiding tomorrow. ”
As soon as the joke was finished, all the men at the table laughed, and at the same time they all inadvertently glanced at Xu Lin, Xu Lin, blushing, also lowered his head and smiled embarrassedly.
Seeing that Xu Lin was not laughing completely, Kong Donglin immediately came up with another joke and said: "When a leader's special plane flew over the Pacific Ocean, it encountered a storm and the floor of the plane was torn off. Everyone gritted their teeth, exerted their strength to feed, and held on tightly, dangling like ducks on a roast duck rack. But everyone still has a kind of secret joy for the rest of their lives. Suddenly, a lightning bolt struck the plane, and the plane turned into a glider, slowly gliding down. Experienced pilots said that the plane was overloaded, and if the load was 100 kilograms lighter, there should be hope of pulling it up. Everyone looked at each other, but at the end of the day, they all looked silently at the fat and elderly leader. The leader understood what everyone meant, thought about it, and said, "Okay, but I have a few more words to say." Everyone smiled happily and listened attentively, thinking about how to get these words back to them. The leader cleared his throat, paused, and said, "I'm done talking." Everyone applauded as usual. So the leader returned safely. ”
After Kong Donglin's joke was finished, the whole table was already laughing and leaning back, seeing that Xu Lin was trembling by his joke, Kong Donglin was very satisfied, just as he was about to take advantage of the victory to chase and prepare to say the third joke.
Seeing that Deputy Mayor Kong was telling jokes alone and showing off his eloquence, Dai Bin was very unconvinced, and he also threw out a joke, making everyone laugh.
Wu Yujin of the Agricultural Economic Station is also a well-known joke master of the town government, he knows that the mayor of the town Cao Penghai doesn't like to tell jokes very much on this occasion, just smokes on the side, laughs and watches a few of them happy, and when he sees the two deputy mayors finish, he also shakes off two burdens, which still makes a few people at the table happy.
At this time, no one knew what to do, a small car had already quietly driven out of the compound of the county party committee, and was running wildly on the road, aiming straight to Sister Wang's private restaurant in Yuling Town.
Just as a table of people in the lotus hall was happily chatting with jokes, suddenly Cao Penghai's mobile phone rang suddenly.
Cao Penghai hurriedly took out his mobile phone from the black official purse, and when he looked at the number, the expression on his face instantly froze, and when the deputy mayor Kong Donglin saw the situation, he quickly stretched out his index finger and put it on his lips and shouted at everyone, and several people at the table immediately stopped talking, and the private room instantly became silent.