Chapter 237: Farce (Five Watches Asking for a Monthly Pass, Last Moment)
Leaving the banquet hall, he went directly to the parking lot through the elevator, and turned a corner, but Zou Yi was stunned, only to see two big men sitting on the hood of his Panamera not far away.
The two of them seemed to know Zou Yi, and when they saw him standing not far away, their eyes suddenly showed a look of playfulness, and they stretched out their hands and hooked their index fingers defiantly.
"What's going on here?"
Zou Yi shook his head and smiled bitterly, these two people, at a glance, can almost know that they are purely muscular, and they may know some fighting skills, but they are all wild roads.
"Two, are you waiting for me?"
Unhurriedly came to the front, took out the car keys, Zou Yi smiled harmlessly, and also joked: "The place where you put your ass is not good, my car has been modified, it is said that there was once an engine explosion, and even the top cover was overturned." ”
"Phew~"
The strong man turned his head and spat on the windshield, clenched his fists and said fiercely: "Boy, don't give me these useless things, don't say it's this car, even you can't go back completely today." ”
"Tian Hu asked you to come."
Zou Yi shook his head and smiled: "Clean up all the things you left in this car, go back, go and tell Tian Hu, don't fix these unpopular things in the future, lose your part." ”
In fact, when he saw these two people for the first time, Zou Yi already knew who instigated them, among the people he didn't deal with, Luo Zijie was well-behaved, and with the experience of Miyun last time, he would never send this kind of half-baked person to fight again, as for Luo Zilong, with his gloomy character, he would never do this kind of thing, which is too easy for people to grasp the handle; Speaking of which, there is only Tian Hu who has just sparked a spark today.
"Fart, Tian ......"
Following Zou Yi's words, he was about to scold. As soon as he was halfway through speaking, he realized something, and opened his mouth to scold: ", you dare to talk to me, brother, cripple him." ”
When the words fell, I saw the two strong men, holding the car cover with both hands, kicking their feet, and at the same time flying towards Zou Yi like a fierce tiger pounced. The huge fist, with green tendons, was obviously ready to solve the opponent with one punch.
"Am I so easy to bully?"
Zou Yi laughed at himself, looked at the two fists that were gradually getting bigger, and said that it was too late, but he saw that he threw the car key in his hand into the air, and then leaned forward with both hands, avoiding the attack at the same time. Firmly grabbed the clothes on the chests of the two, and shook them, and the two strong men of nearly 100 kilograms were like two weightless pieces of paper in their hands. After turning around in the air, he was pressed to the ground by Zou Yi, and the impact sound of the heavy object when it hit the ground sounded even the alarm of the car next to him.
"Ahem~~"
Two mouthfuls of blood spurted out. These two men, who were arrogant a moment ago, are in a state of weakness at the moment, and the muscles on their faces are twisted together. It was painful, the back was in such close contact with the ground, and when Zou Yifang pressed them to the ground, he not only used inertia, but also released internal force at the same time, this time, let alone them, even if he Wenhua came to him, he couldn't bear the power of this moment.
If you want to say it, it's no wonder that these two guys, it is said that they are also battle-hardened thugs, and when they meet opponents, they will never be so reckless when they shoot at the same time, the key is that Zou Yi's image is really too confusing, elegant temperament, fair complexion, slender figure, how do you look like those rich sons who are idle all day long, I never thought that such a person would actually put the two of them down in a probing room.
After pressing the two people to the ground, Zou Yi made a backhand move, caught the car key that was thrown into the air before, and turned off the alarm casually.
"Don't play dead"
kicked the two of them on the thigh, Zou Yi said with a smile: "I didn't forget what I said just now, that little thing in the car is still waiting for you to clean up." ”
"Puff~Puff~"
Two mouthfuls of bright red blood spurted out, saying that these two two people even have the heart to die at this time, don't bring such a torturous person, they have already been beaten like this by you, we pretend to be dead, and never look at each other in the future, isn't this matter in the past, it is necessary to hurt people so much.
"Get up, don't get up again, then let's do it again" Zou Yi said playfully.
"Brother, big brother"
Just when Zou Yi pretended to stretch out his hand, he saw the two of them stand up, endure the sharp pain in his back and chest, wave his hand, and beg for mercy: "You just spare us, this time it's the brother who is clumsy, he shouldn't take this job, if you want to blame Tian Shao, don't Tian Hu's damn thing, brother, what a good person, you dare to use this kind of indiscriminate means." ”
"Don't talk nonsense"
They were talking about it, and Zou Yi was also angry, and immediately said with a calm face: "Clean it up in five minutes, otherwise, hehe." ”
If you want to say that these two guys are really afraid, they have been fighting in the capital for so many years, they have seen ruthless ones, they have never seen deaths, but they have never seen such a breezy one, and they will be put down with a flick of their hands, if they say it, I am afraid that few people will believe it.
Under the threat of Zou Yi, he saw them snort and ran to the side of the car, and there was no place to find tools for a while, so he simply took off the cotton vest on his body, and just lay on the car and wiped it.
Zou Yi's movement quickly alarmed the security guards of the club, but he saw two security guards hurriedly taking the elevator to the parking lot with batons in their hands, and they didn't wait to get closer, but they looked at each other, standing there stunned, and forgot to come forward to ask about the situation for a while.
It's not that they don't do their duty, it's mainly that the scene that appeared in front of them is really weird, just in the monitoring room, they obviously saw the two strong men and Zou Yi clashing, but when they came to the scene, they saw two tattooed gangsters dutifully acting as car washers, and the young man who was at a disadvantage before was now leaning on the car with a leisurely face, playing with the car keys.
"Are you alright, sir?"
After coming back to his senses, the security guard remembered the reason for the parking lot, and immediately trotted forward and asked, "Do you need us to escort you out of the clubhouse?" ”
"It's okay, it's okay"
Zou Yi shook his head and smiled: "Isn't my car dirty, these two brothers are really warm-hearted, they won't let me go, they have to help me wipe the car." ”
"But ......"
Zou Yi's words are obviously wrong, and he won't believe it if he is a person, just look at the tattoos on those two people, and they are obviously mixed up on the road.
Seeing that Zou Yi didn't appreciate it, the security guard was about to leave, but he inadvertently skimmed the blood on the corners of the mouths of the two gangsters, immediately stopped his steps, and asked patiently: "What's the matter with this blood, sir, you don't have to be afraid, as long as you enter the clubhouse, we will protect your safety, if there is anything you need help, just say." ”
"Well...... this"
To say, the Xia family's club is not bad, even the security guards are so conscientious, it can be seen, but the more conscientious the other party, the more headache Zou Yi has, how do you ask him to explain it, tell them that these two two goods have been put down by him?
"Bump, bump"
Just when Zou Yi was embarrassed, the two gangsters were in a hurry, and hurriedly explained: "We accidentally hit the wall just now, you see this is how we hit, really, I don't lie to you." ”
I was really afraid that these two security guards wouldn't believe it, but when I saw that one of the thugs didn't say a word, he got up and came to the wall, and hit the wall twice with his face, and the nosebleed was knocked out, but he still squeezed out a smile, and said, "Look, isn't this bleeding." ”
"Is that okay?"
Zou Yi was dumbfounded, he had seen ruthless, he had seen deathless, but he had never seen someone who was so ruthless to himself.
"Is it really okay, sir?"
Seeing the other party's style, the two security guards were also frightened, and they were even more confused, rolled their eyes, and directly asked Zou Yi, who seemed to be a vulnerable group.
"It's really fine"
Zou Yi smiled bitterly: "Thank you for your concern, I will thank Xia Dong when I have the opportunity." ”
To say this, he actually began to pity the two gangsters, you said that this is a whole thing, this will let the security guard continue to entangle, even if Zou Yi doesn't do it, these two buddies will only be able to spend the night in the hospital tonight, and they will have to hit the wall again.
"Big brother, do you have any other orders?"
After the security guards left, the two thugs also wiped the car, not to mention that it was very clean, and even the exhaust pipe was cleaned, but they saw them lined up, with their heads held high, their eyes not squinting, standing straight in front of Zou Yi, waiting for the verdict to be announced.
"It's good to get down to business"
Glancing at them, Zou Yi shook his head and said: "Isn't this car clean, the money you earn from driving a car wash is not less than being a gangster, okay, let's do it today, don't forget if I ask you to bring Tian Hu when I go back"
After saying this, he didn't want to stay any longer, if this alarmed Xia Taobai, he was afraid that he would not be able to leave now, so he immediately climbed into the car and disappeared in front of the two thugs in a whistling sound.
"Phew~"
As soon as Zou Yi left, the ruffians of these two two goods came up again, spit blood, and scolded and said: "Tian Hu, that king and eight lambs, did you deliberately fix our two brothers, where is this Zou Yi's little white face, it is simply a demon, scolded the one next door, turned around and asked the bastard more, two thousand yuan just want to send someone, fuck the fucking eggs." ”
"That, boss, what that kid called just now, let's say no?"
"Say you scolded next door"
The one who hit the wall earlier slapped the back of the other person's head and scolded: "You TM have no brains, you still want money if you mess up?" Shut your mouth for me later, if you dare to say one more word, see if Lao Tzu doesn't smoke you. ”
"Yes, yes, or the boss has a vision"
The other nodded flatteringly: "Then will we wash the car in the future?" ”
"Get out, you TM go to the car wash, don't say Lao Tzu knows you"
kicked it over and scolded: "Why did I accept such a little brother as you, you TM was sent by God to torture me." (To be continued......)