Chapter 230: Be My Boyfriend
"You picked it up from the street?" Zhou Yaping stared at Chen Mo with a black line, as if he had abducted a woman from a good family.
"It's more real than real gold, I need to lie to you!" Chen Mo rolled his eyes, he didn't take the bewitching woman back to his parents' house, but used the key to open the door of Sun Lili's house, originally thought that Zhou Yaping had gone home and hadn't come back, but he didn't expect Zhou Yaping to be there.
"Hmph, if I know what you've done to be sorry for Lili, I'll ...... Ignore you! Originally, she wanted to threaten with force, but after thinking about it, she decided to forget it, it would hurt her feelings.
Chen Mo was very helpless to put the woman in his arms on the sofa, but Zhou Yaping shouted that he should not put it here, let him put it in Sun Lili's room.
"Sister Yaping, you see, it's not convenient for me to take care of this matter, I was thinking about looking for you, I just happened to be here, when she wakes up, you take her back to the police station, investigate well, and see if she is lost!" Chen Mo came out of the room and said to Zhou Yaping.
"Let's talk about it after she wakes up, this girl is not very old, not a few years older than you, but at first glance she is not the kind of girl from an ordinary family, she must also have an identity, by the way, I went home today to find my grandfather, and told him about you, my grandfather wants to find a time to see you, how do you see tomorrow?" Zhou Yaping asked.
"Isn't it going to be a little faster?" Chen Mo didn't want to deal with too many people, it was troublesome, especially when he went to see Zhou Yaping's grandfather, he had to pretend to be like a grandson during the whole process, and he was tired to think about it.
"Hurry up, you and I don't have a relationship. What are you afraid of, oh yes, I'll tell you something, you're my boyfriend now! Zhou Yaping said with a relaxed face.
"Okay, you arrange, wait, what do you say in the last sentence?" Chen Mo glared and asked in disbelief.
"What did I say? Oh, I said you're my boyfriend now, what's the problem? Zhou Yaping looked at Chen Mo with a calm face. It seems to have said something very loose.
"Yah. Sister Yaping, this is not good! Chen Mo said very shyly: "I know that I am too handsome, so you can't help it, but you also know that I already have Sister Lili in my heart." And you're still good sisters. You sword to take love. I'm afraid that Sister Lili will find you desperately, of course, if you and Sister Lili have discussed the two daughters working together as a husband. I can also reluctantly agree, but I can't register my marriage with you, you can only be a second room, after all, Huaxia has the crime of bigamy, and I am a law-abiding citizen...... Hey, what are you doing, what are you doing with a gun, what are you doing, if you have something to say, I'm not unreasonable......"
"Smack!" Zhou Yaping slapped the gun bag on her waist on the coffee table, pinched her waist with both hands, stood there, looked down at Chen Mo who was sitting on the sofa like a frightened little girl, and shouted: "The old lady is not as tasteless as you say, you can die if you are not narcissistic day by day, and you are still in the second room, believe it or not, I will castrate you now, so that you will not know what a man is for the rest of your life!" ”
Chen Mo swooped up from the sofa and untied the belt around his waist with both hands.
"What are you going to do?" Zhou Yaping's face changed slightly, and her voice suddenly raised again.
"You're not going to castrate me, I'll take off my pants and castrate you!" Chen Mo said seriously.
"You rascal!" Zhou Yaping said angrily: "Don't take it off, I'll tell you the truth, my mother arranged a blind date for me again, and strictly required that if I don't confess myself this year, she will break off the mother-daughter relationship with me." ”
"Then you can't look for me, there are more good men in the world, Sister Yaping, I won't follow you!" Chen Mo said righteously.
"Listen to me!" Zhou Yaping glanced at Chen Mo, and a wry smile flashed on her beautiful face: "My mother has heart disease, and she always threatens me with this, so I'm really in a hurry, if there was another way, I would have used it a long time ago, and besides, I don't have a boyfriend, you have a lot of responsibility, if it weren't for you, maybe I would be getting married now!" ”
"What does this have to do with me!" Chen Mo said with a look of astonishment.
"You forgot the last time you were in that café, you were jealous of Chen Siyao because you and Zhao Hongjun were jealous, and you fought together, it was you who threw Zhao Hongjun's thug out along the glass wall, and just smashed it on the man who was on a blind date with me, do you know that the two of us were talking about the same at that time, just one step away, just one step away, we all blame you!" Zhou Yaping gritted her teeth and said.
"Uh......" Chen Mo thought about it, he did have the main responsibility for that incident, but he still retorted: "Then what does this have to do with you, didn't that man fall in love with you, and didn't look for you afterwards?" ”
"Hmph, he told the matchmaker that I was a dead star, or a violent maniac, because didn't I shoot and scare you at that time, who told you to think about running away!" Zhou Yaping had an expression that you were fully responsible.
"Don't want this kind of man, even if you follow him, you won't be happy!" Chen Mo thought for a while and said, "Why don't I introduce you to a boyfriend, you see that the difference between us is so big, it's really not suitable!" ”
"Ahh Zhou Yaping said angrily.
"But I've always treated you as a buddy, if I am with you, I always feel like I'm the base, so awkward!" Chen Mo said with a dejected expression.
"Fuck off, you're thinking too far, when did I say I wanted to be with you, you stinky rascal, stinky shameless!" Zhou Yaping said angrily: "I just want you to pretend to be my boyfriend, but I don't want you to come to the real thing!" ”
"What? Fake? Chen Mo saw Zhou Yaping roll his eyes, his heart was relieved, he sat on the sofa again, stroked his chest, and said like a man for the rest of his life: "I'm scared to death, I thought that if I didn't obey you, you would use force on me!" ”
"Ahhh~" Zhou Yaping was screamed twice by Chen Mo, and regardless of the difference in strength between the two, she pounced.
Almost in one move, Chen Mo hugged Zhou Yaping's body, then turned over and pressed her on the sofa, controlling it.
The men are on top and the women are on the bottom, their faces are about ten centimeters apart, and the wheezing of both sides can be heard.
Chen Mo was originally just an instinctive reaction, but when he saw a beautiful face so close to him at this moment, he couldn't help but feel a little distracted.
Zhou Yaping's eyes were so bony that she didn't dare to touch Chen Mo's eyes, she was actually a little cranky in her head, she couldn't help but scold herself for what's wrong, but the more she didn't want to think about that, but it was all that.
Chen Mo swallowed a mouthful of spit with difficulty, he stared at the fresh red lips, one centimeter, one centimeter closer, and Zhou Yaping's expression was like a stupid, lying there motionless.
Zhou Yaping closed her eyes nervously and excitedly, feeling the hairs all over her body stand up, her reason told her to resist, but another voice in her body told her to be obedient, and the man's breath became heavier and heavier between her noses, and she would kiss her cherry lips almost in the next second.
Half-ringing, Zhou Yaping's slightly closed eyes opened tremblingly, because she didn't feel the other party kissing her, and when she opened her eyes, she saw a face less than three centimeters away from her, and Chen Mo's eyes were staring at her very seriously.
"You ......" Zhou Yaping was a little annoyed and wanted to push Chen Mo away, but as soon as she spoke, Chen Mo interrupted.
"You eat garlic at night, right?" Chen said it really by default, and then got up together and stood up from Zhou Yaping.
Zhou Yaping was stunned for a moment, then reacted, and a spirit got up from the sofa, and said angrily: "Come home with me tomorrow, if you don't go, I, I'll die for you!" ”
After speaking, Zhou Yaping turned her head and walked to her room, which can be described as running away from the desert.
It's a shame, it's really embarrassing, how could she not resist just now, and almost let Chen Mo succeed.
"Humph!" Chen Mo stared at Zhou Yaping's back and fled, pinched his chin and laughed in a low voice: "I thought I didn't know that you wanted to deliberately let me kiss you just now, and then threatened me with this, I'm not so stupid, I don't know if you and Sister Lili discussed it with Sister Lili and deliberately tried to test me!" "Sometimes, it's not necessarily a good thing to think too much.
Zhou Yaping, who walked into the room, closed the door tightly, she leaned against the door, her heart was still pounding, the blood was also splinting, her whole pretty face was flushed, she tilted her head, looked at the ceiling, and shouted in her heart, "Zhou Yaping, Zhou Yaping, what happened to you just now, how could you think about kissing him, don't you know that he is Lili's boyfriend, you bad woman, how can you do such a thing, it's over, Chen Mo must have laughed at you in his heart, it's really embarrassing to throw it to grandma's house today!" ”
Chen Mo returned to his home, it was already half past eleven in the middle of the night, he didn't feel sleepy at all, he couldn't wait to cross his knees on the bed, the treasure eater still didn't come back, and he didn't receive the telepathy transmitted by the treasure eater rat, presumably this old guy was still walking the streets and alleys of Jiangsong City to find the whereabouts of his parents, after all, he promised, if he found his parents, he would treat it as a human pet, this condition is too tempting.
Taking out the two medium-grade yuan stones, Chen Mo took them in his mouth, refining them silently, he had just comprehended the realm of fusion, and now he urgently needed a large amount of true yuan to fill the dantian, so as to completely adapt to the direction of the exercises of the fusion realm.
At three o'clock in the morning, Chen Mo opened his eyes, and two essences flashed, which made people look very strange in the dark night.
"Two medium-grade Yuan Stones have only made my True Yuan worthy of reaching the early stage of fusion, it seems that the higher the realm, the more Yuan Stones are needed!" Chen Mo sighed softly, and at the same time he turned on the light in the room, illuminating the entire room, sat at the desk, picked up the book of Zhang Yuanyang's inheritance, and turned to the sixth page, there is a division of the realm and the magical ability of the realm in which he is located, and there is no clear record in the Wandering Dragon Heart Method what kind of ability will be obtained during the fusion period.
Chen Mo has some expectations, Tianyan is already very amazing, but it is still a bit chicken to use, I don't know what magical abilities there are after the fusion period of the Dao, I hope it will not be as chicken as Tianyan. (To be continued......)