Chapter 317: Framing each other
The next morning, Shuyun couldn't get up without accident. When I was asleep, I heard a sound of footsteps in my ears, from far to near, mixed with words such as "wait for me" and "hurry up".
Immediately followed by two muffled sounds of "bump, bump", and at the same time, Shuyun felt that the carved bed under her also trembled up and down with a flicker. Then there was a strange laugh of "quack".
"Oops! Oh my God! I can't live this day! Shuyun was awakened just now, and her heart was also pounding with fright from the sudden movement, and she couldn't help but wail in her heart when she heard such a bad laugh.
"Come on, I'm sleeping, with these two little monsters here, I can't sleep even if I want to. I was tossed by the old one for half a night, and before I could slow down, I was going to start dealing with the small one again, what kind of life did I have? "You don't have to think about making such noise and appearing in such a shocking way - there is no one else but your two bear children.
Shuyun, who was sore all over, complained and was extremely reluctant, but she also had to resign herself to her fate and wanted to get up. Immediately, the hand that was about to lift the quilt suddenly stopped, and his heart also followed the "chuckle", Shuyun remembered very timely that his body seemed to be bare, and hurriedly reached out and touched his body indiscriminately, and then Shuyun hurriedly pulled the quilt and wrapped his whole body tightly, and even covered his head together.
"No matter how much trouble these two little cubs make for a while, they pretend to sleep to the end, and as long as they don't leave the house for a moment, they will never get up. Love what's wrong. Shuyun gritted her teeth and made a decision, and at the same time acted as an ostrich at will.
"But it's okay. I remembered this stubble in time, otherwise I would have to make a fool of myself in front of the child. With the urine sex of these two bear children in their own house. It's good to be bumped into by them and ask embarrassing questions. I'm afraid that they don't understand anything and laugh at themselves in person, and even if they can't get it right, they can still publicize this to themselves. If that's the case, the face will be disgraced. As soon as she thought of this, Shuyun couldn't help but shiver loudly - it was terrifying.
At the same time, Shuyun couldn't help but blame herself, "Why were you lazy yesterday?" Why don't you put on your pajamas and go to sleep right away after the river crab is finished? Otherwise, there would be such a thing. ”
Then Shuyun hated Lao Kang in her heart very unbalancedly, "It's not all about him, it's obviously been a tired day, and he can't sleep well." I have to toss in the middle of the night, and I don't know where I got so much energy. Now it's okay, he, the culprit, is wishful, but in the end, he is unlucky to become his own victim. How can this be reasonable! ”
"Huh?" At this time, Shuyun, who was sulking indignantly in her heart, was very surprised to find that someone was pulling the quilt with her. This scared Shuyun enough, thinking that it was the two little cubs, and hurriedly grabbed the quilt with her hands nervously. Later, I heard Lao Kang's voice, low. Some eagerly came: "Shuyun, you lean on my side, don't stretch the quilt so tightly, hurry up." ”
Shuyun
That's great. Shuyun was stunned, and then excitedly reached out and groped up and down the back, and sure enough. Start with a piece of smoothness.
"Ancestor! This early in the morning, you don't touch it. "Lao Kang is low. A voice full of helplessness came again. Shuyun's hand also fell into a large warm palm and was clenched tightly.
"Flutter". Shuyun was happy, seeing that this hateful guy could be unlucky with herself, how happy Shuyun was. He had forgotten his situation, and he was no longer embarrassed or nervous, even the two little monsters who were watching him like a time bomb ignored them. Shuyun pulled her hand back vigorously, and she didn't forget to gloat in her heart, "It's time to let you get stuck, it's okay now." It's also blocked in the bed, what will you do for a while? ”
Shuyun didn't expect that Lao Kang, who had always been an early riser, didn't get up today, he was nervous and angry just now, and his attention was attracted by those two little monsters, and he really didn't find Lao Kang lying beside him. But this guy usually doesn't care if it's cold or hot, because of the help of Leng Yu and Nuan Yu, the temperature in the room has always been very suitable, so he always hugs himself when he sleeps, what's wrong today? How could you be so far away from yourself? Shuyun thought suspiciously. Then I quickly pondered in my heart, and suddenly it dawned: this guy must have been awakened a long time ago, and found that it was two little monsters coming. I want to get dressed, but the speed of two small things is too fast. It's simply too late. Then in a hurry, he quietly turned over and hid to the side, leaving himself alone in a conspicuous position to take up the post, hoping that the two little bastards would ignore him.
This is a friend of the dead Dao, an immortal poor Dao! It's better to die late than to die early! This man is so bad! Shuyun, who wants to understand, hates this so much that she grits her teeth.
I have to say that Shuyun really knows Lao Kang well, and guessed all his thoughts and actions.
That's what Lao Kang thought and did, but what Lao Kang didn't expect was Shuyun's reaction, this woman actually gave him a bell to cover her ears, wrapped her whole body, and suddenly dragged the quilt over. If it weren't for the fact that the quilt was big enough, coupled with his quick reaction, he would have been exposed first. In that case, it would really be a matter of stealing chickens and rice. The treacherous plan didn't succeed, but Lao Kang, who was almost framed by Shuyun's unconscious actions, is so depressed! looked at the bulging mass around him, and thought silently in his heart: I really responded to such a sentence - stupid people have stupid blessings.
"I'll make you bad!" Shuyun snorted coldly in her heart, then stretched her foot back, kicked Kangxi's calf, and said in a muffled voice: "These two little bastards are your sons, it's up to you to deal with them, you hurry up and send them away." ”
As soon as he heard this, Lao Kang was unhappy, snorted angrily, and didn't forget to lower his voice and said, "Then it's not your son?" ”
"They are your sons now, and they are not under my control." Shuyunli ignored him and replied idly.
This sentence made Kangxi angry, reached out and pushed Shuyun's back in the quilt, raised his voice, and asked anxiously: "Alas? What do you mean by this woman? What do you mean it's not up to you? Also, how did this son become my own? ”
Shuyun opened her mouth and was about to say a few more words about Kangxi, but she didn't expect to be interrupted by something slamming on her body. Shuyun involuntarily screamed out "Eh", and her heart was also frightened. His body was pressed by a heavy object, and his chest was a little panting. You can't do it with your hands if you want to. If you continue like this, you will definitely have a heart attack.
But Lao Kang is not much better. Shuyun clearly heard a muffled snort from her side just now. Come to think of it, this old guy is in a similar situation to himself.
"Why did you give birth to such a ruined child, or twins?" The couple had a tacit understanding and complained together in their hearts.
"Amma, Eniang, what are you muttering, what are you talking about behind your little babies? Why don't we listen? One was very unhappy.
"That's it, we've been waiting for a while, and Grandma and E-Niang only care about telling their own secrets and ignore us, do you still think we are little babies?" The other went on to say very unhappily.
"It's a shame that we thought Amma hadn't seen us all day, and he must have missed his little babies, so he got up early and came over to let you see." The two together expressed very unhappiness. There is really a tacit understanding, worthy of being twins. This seems to have been inherited from their Ama and Eniang, but now it seems that there is a tendency for the blue to be better than the blue!
"This is really not! And you poor Amma really don't need to be so kind to you! Lao Kang was so aggrieved that he was about to vomit blood.
"I'm the legendary pond fish that was innocently killed, right? Right, yes? "Shuyun is also about to vomit blood.
"Emma, I'm going to die! What are you afraid of? Shuyun shouted in her heart, and she pulled the quilt in her hand and didn't let go. Lao Kang next to him is also an action.
"Amma, Eniang, get up quickly, don't be lazy anymore."
"That is, didn't E-Niang say that you can't be lazy? Why are you so lazy? Not well-behaved. ”
The two bear children, who had been waiting impatiently, finally began to lift the quilt.
scared Shuyun and Kangxi!
Fortunately, at this time, the orange ran in in a panic, knelt outside the bedroom door with a pop, and said incoherently: "Please emperor, Niangniang forgive me, the slave didn't deliberately let the two little brothers in, the little brothers were clamoring to come to the emperor and Niangniang early in the morning, and the slave and maid kept stopping them, just now the brothers said they were hungry, let the slaves go to get milk"
Kangxi and Shuyun knew as soon as they heard that this orange was played by their two bear children. But I was also relieved. Kangxi was impatient to listen to the orange rambling anymore, and interrupted: "Okay, okay, you take the brothers down, besides, where are Li Dequan and Mama He, why aren't you waiting here?" ”
"Yes, the minion will take the brothers down." After the orange finished speaking, he explained tremblingly: "Mama He and Gonggong Li saw that the emperor and Niangniang hadn't woken up yet, so they went to serve the two Gege and the fourth brother first." ”
Kangxi thought very well, but the two little monsters didn't want to follow the orange when they said anything.
Kangxi was tortured and wanted to lose his temper, but when he saw the two children looking at his big wet eyes, he couldn't let out the roar that came to his mouth.
After the last moment, Kangxi had no choice, and looked at the group around him that was still not showing his head. I rolled my eyes, and suddenly my eyes lit up, and I swallowed it immediately if I wanted to ask for help (to be continued......
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