The two hooked their shoulders and swayed back to the classroom, and the music on the radio stopped at this time, Ren Yi sighed: "This is fate, you said that the recess exercise is not over yet, why did she come back?" ”

Wen forgave lewdly and said: "Every woman has a few days of discomfort every month, no matter how strict the flower magpie is, can other girls still be allowed to entertain the eldest aunt?" ”

Ren Yi supported his elbow with his left hand and his cheek with his right hand, and pondered: "Doesn't that mean that on the first day we met, we saw red?" ”

Wen Yu silently opened his mouth wide, and after a while, he arched his hand and said: "Brother Ren, the name of 'One Middle Cheap Saint' really belongs to you, brother, I am willing to bow down!" ”

"Admit it, admit it!"

Ren Yi arched his hand with a gentle look, and his triumphant expression was as bad as in the past, but how vicious his eyes were, and he keenly noticed that under his cheap smile, it was actually not as free and meaningless as usual.

Wen forgave put his feet hard, sat down on the table, and asked, "Don't you really like people, do you?" ”

Ren Yi inserted his hands into his thick hair, scratched hard, and said distressedly: "Brother Wen, what do you like?" ”

"Like is ......" Wen Xiang wanted to speak and stopped, and when the words came to his mouth, he suddenly realized that in this life, the number of women around him has exceeded three times that of his previous life, but even he himself may not know what it is to really like!

If you really want to fall in love with someone, shouldn't you give all your body, mind and emotions, shouldn't you have only the shadow and face of the other person in the center of your eyes, shouldn't you only live for her and only die for her, and then can't tolerate the existence of a second woman?

"What is it?" Ren Yi is looking forward to it, without habit, it is still life, and Wen Yu has never let him down.

"Loved it...... Maybe after a thousand years, ten thousand years, your mind will still have her face in your mind from time to time. Missed her smiling ......"

Ren Yi seemed to understand whether he understood or not, and quietly tasted it for a long time, then suddenly slapped the table and said, "Ten thousand years is too long." I can't wait, I don't have the courage to wait, right now, I'm going to chase her, I must catch her! ”

Wen Liang looked at Ren Yi, who became high-spirited in an instant, and couldn't help but envy his simplicity and happiness a little when he returned to this life. Even if people are still young, their hearts are old, and they will never have the urge to fall in love with someone again, and they will not have the madness of letting go of a qiē to pursue; Looking at Ren Yi, it is like seeing the former self, the only difference is that Ren Yi at this time is a little less cowardly and a little more shameless. And shameless people, once stubborn, will be stubborn and terrible!

"Good. Have a backbone, I support you! ”

Wen Liang and Ren Yi struck each other with their palms, and none of them thought that the prank-like opening of this day would actually kick off Ren Yi's ten-year bitter love.

In the fourth quarter of the afternoon, Ye Yuting came to the classroom again to do the pre-war mobilization, and there were three days to go before the final exam, and the pressure from the teacher to the students was very high. Anyway, the relationship with Ye Yuting and Hua Magpie is good, and there is no need to rely on grades as a magic weapon for absenteeism.

As soon as he relaxed, he immediately formed a sharp contrast with the strict faces and high-spirited classmates around him, Ye Yuting glanced at him, and focused on the name of Wen Yu. I hope that this time I can continue to maintain the good results of the last time, add glory to the third class, and set an example for the students.

Wen Liang stood on the podium, smelling the fragrance from Ye Yuting next to him, and knew that the expression on his face was very embarrassing without looking in the mirror. Who in the entire third class does not know that he is the most absent from class, lates the most, and sleeps in class the most, what qualifications does he have to speak as a representative? Even if they speak, who will listen? Even if someone listens, will anyone dare to learn? …,

If it weren't for Ye Yuting's beautiful and delicate face, Wen Yu really wanted to say just one sentence: I bought a watch last year!

"Cough, in fact, everyone also knows that the exam is such a thing, we must pay attention to the right time, place and people, someone wants to ask, don't you just take a test, it's not the Spring and Autumn Five Hegemons, the Seven Heroes of the Warring States, what is the right time, place and people, forgive you for being a kid who is not tall, and the cowhide is not small!"

Everyone in the audience laughed, and Ye Yuting also smiled on her lips, not stopping Wen from talking nonsense. In her opinion, Wen and forgiving are still very measured, and she will not say anything out of the ordinary in class to embarrass her, the head teacher, so she deliberately let him go on stage, maybe the dead trees will sprout green, and he can really make use of it.

"I'm never a brag, why, because I love cleanliness so much! Hey, don't laugh, don't talk about boys in the whole third class, even if the girls are cleaner than me, there are almost no girls! ”

The boys booed, but no one dared to protest openly because of the notoriety of meekness, but the girls were not so polite.

"Phew, isn't that bragging?"

Wen forgave the girl who spoke, and said with a smile: "Liu Yiyi, don't look at you as beautiful as Ren Yingying, but it's really not as clean as me, I wash my hair for disinfection, and the sulfuric acid I use directly, don't use the soft one to join in the fun!" ”

Liu Yiyi's face turned red, and the boys around her took the opportunity to coax "Ren Yingying", and suddenly they didn't dare to raise their heads in shame.

"Forgive me for washing your hair once every three days, and you dare to be cleaner than our girls?"

"Quiet classmates have good eyesight, in fact, I have already seen it, our three classes of girls love to be clean, but if you want to say who is the cleanest, it must be the quiet classmates. Who is that, Health Commissioner Li Bao," Li Bao hurriedly raised his hand to indicate that he was there, "Li Bao, did you see a mosquito landing on the desk of a quiet classmate last time, and as a result, you slipped and fell?" I heard that even the corners of my eyes were broken, or did you stick a band-aid to it? ”

There was another burst of laughter in the audience, Li Bao has always been in secret love for Quiet, everyone in the third class knows it, and he almost wants to bow down to thank Wen Yuan, and his head is like a kowtow worm, and he said: "Head to head, when the mosquito flew away, it also nagged that it had lived for thirty years, and the first time it encountered a strange thing that the table was more slippery than a mirror." ”

Quiet peeked at Li Bao, took a sip, and said, "Nonsense!" "And then I didn't bother to besiege Wen forgiveness anymore.

Wen Liang was just about to continue his speech, but he didn't expect Chen Xiaozhen, who has been quite honest recently, to speak with a smile: "Wen Liang, you haven't answered the quiet question, the person who washes his hair once every three days still dares to boast that he is cleaner than all our girls?" ”

Chen Xiaozhen obviously has no malicious intentions, and most of the jokes are funny, but Wen Liang still feels weird, no matter how broad-minded he is, he will not hold a grudge against the little girl, and said with a smile: "Although I wash my hair once every three days, but I wash it for three days at a time, can you compare with classmate Chen?" ”

Seeing that there were girls below who were eager to try, Wen forgave her scalp and made a look, Ren Yi heard the song and knew the elegance, raised his hand and said: "It's too far, you haven't said that bragging has anything to do with loving clean?" ”

Wen Yu secretly praised Ren Yi for being sensible, and said: "This classmate has grasped the point, what do you think, if you want to brag, you can only do it from two places, one is the mouth, the other is the buttocks, I have a habit of cleanliness, would do such a thing?" ”

Since then, bragging has been given a new meaning by Wenforgiving, and has become an enduring exclusive vocabulary in Qingyi Middle School, and has developed into two branches, "front blowing" and "back blowing", which have been learned and used in many places.

This shameless remark blew up the classroom, the girls covered their mouths and laughed, and the boys slapped the table and slapped the thighs, and the thighs were not in shape. Although Ye Yuting couldn't help laughing, the teacher's duty was to let her kick Wen Liang quietly behind the lectern. …,

Uncle Wen's grievance, you are obviously happy and still beat people, when you were in college, the cliff was not an English major, and you clearly studied construction engineering, majoring in demolition, and crossing the river and demolishing the bridge are too proficient.

"Okay, let's get down to business, before every exam, Mr. Ye always reminds everyone to wear more clothes, pay attention to your body, don't catch a cold, etc., this is the time of day; After getting the test number, everyone goes to see the examination room and familiarizes themselves with the venue, which is the geographical advantage; As for the people, hehe, with Teacher Ye here, I won't talk about it, you all understand! ”

Everyone almost burst into laughter, cheating is cheating, and returning the peace, can Nima be more shameless? Seeing that Ye Yuting's expression was very unkind, she pressed down with her hands gently, and when the laughter faded, she said: "The time to ensure your state, and the location to ensure your mentality, but in the end, the exam depends on strength, good state, good mentality, and give full play to your normal strength in order to achieve good results." Relying on a momentary fluke, relying on a few days of sprinting, relying on praying to God and worshiping Buddha, and relying on daydreaming, we will always be defeated under Ji Xiaoling and Cheng Haijun, and we will never be able to win glory for the third class. Therefore, not for parents, not for teachers, not even for yourself, just to give it a try, try to chase those two people who are always far ahead, to see if we can catch up with the footsteps of others, can we see the backs of others, can we write such a sentence on the title page of my graduation commemorative book when I graduate: high school, I came, I left, I worked hard, I have no regrets! ”

The audience no longer laughed or noisy, but after a moment of silence, there was a warm applause that had never been heard before, and Wen forgave himself and did not expect that his casual speech in order to deal with Ye Yuting changed some people's lives.

The applause lasted for three minutes, and when Wen Liang was about to step down, Ren Yi stood up with his hands raised and asked: "Classmate Wen, just now you said that one less person and, if you say that the time guarantees the state and the location guarantees the mentality, what can the people guarantee?" ”

Wen Liang smiled and said, "Thank you Ren Yi for your good question!" Let's put it this way, if you want to rely on people and guys who are admitted to Peking University, I can only guarantee that you will become a pervert! ”

Laughter soars into the sky, perfect!

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