Chapter 253: Lang Qing Concubine Intentions
People always need all kinds of friends in their lives, some of whom can accompany you to drink and talk; Some can sit together and talk about the scriptures; Some can go without contact for a year, but they can go to the soup because of your words.
No matter what kind of friend you are, there are times when you need to sit down and get together. Today, Li Wujie's family ushered in a friend's kind invitation, and the other party let go of his cruel words. If you don't show up, then you just wait to die.
Li Wujie has long been accustomed to the threatening jokes of Chen Yanshan and Ah Shen, and he only changes his clothes when he usually meets very casually and prepares to go to the banquet. But Zhou Qingluo's reaction was very big, she had heard of Chen Yanshan's name from Zhang Yixi's mouth a long time ago, but she had never had a chance to meet her since she came to Donghaixing.
And this time, Chen Yanshan's kind invitation also made Zhou Qingzhen feel like a great enemy, and Li Wujie couldn't figure out why she was so aggressive. The girl behaved like a king patrolling her territory, dressing up the whole family like a gift from Santa Claus to claim ownership of them.
Pulling his tie, which he couldn't get up, Li Wujie was pushed and shoved into the hotel by Zhou Qingluo. Stretched out his hand to knock off Li Wujie's unruly hand, and said, "You are not a child anymore, so you can't bear it a little?" It's only a matter of hours to eat, and a tie won't kill you. I warn you, stop, be careful that I'm angry! ”
For his own Lafayette's will, without involving the bottom line and principles, Li Wujie will not hesitate to implement it. However, he always complains a few words: "Aunt Chen is not an outsider, what are you doing with such a big formation?" I don't know, I thought we were going to meet our in-laws! ”
"Shut up! The first time I met Sister Chen, what's wrong with letting you dress formally? Zhou Qingluo glanced at Li Wujie fiercely, and the threat in his tone was very strong. If you don't obey, I will have your good-looking posture.
Although Li Wujie knew very well how serious the consequences were, he was still challenging the limit: "It's the first time you've met someone." We don't know how many times we've met. You just dress formally, why do you make us all want to go on a blind date? You look at my hair, flies have to slide up to it."
"Shut up, dare to talk nonsense, my aunt and grandmother let you sleep on the sofa and floor for the rest of your life!" Zhou Qingluo punched Li Wujie in the stomach, and then whispered a threat in his ear.
Li Wujie, who was rubbing his stomach, looked at Ying Tianao. The two looked at each other, looking inexplicable. Tao'er on the side understood Zhou Qingluo's thoughts very well, there were only two men in this family before, and there were no women. So no matter how dirty or broken the two of them are, Zhou Qingluo can't see them or care about them. But now it's different, she, the hostess, has returned, and the people in the family go out and wear so dirty and shabby, they are slapping her in the face as a hostess.
But these problems could not be explained to the men. There are too many differences between the way of thinking of men and women, and the other party will not understand it when they say it, and they will think that the woman is nitpicking.
With the guidance of the waiter, Li Wujie's family walked into the private room, and Yan and Yan'er instantly held their hands and jumped and jumped together.
"Master, Master!" Tang Guanyan took the lead in getting up and saluted Li Wujie and Zhou Qingluo. He now fears more of Li Wujie than he worships. Because the more he gets acquainted with Li Wujie, the more this guy starts to get started, and the more he has no discipline and lower limit. The reason why Tang Guanyan behaved so well. The first is that he is still serving his sentence, and the second is that he wants to buy his wife's heart, hoping that his life can be better in the future.
But Li Wujie had just been bullied by Zhou Qingluo, and he was looking for someone to vent his anger, and Tang Guanyan was a good target. So he snorted in a very nasal voice, and said in a picky voice: "You should be cultivating at this time." Why did you run out with it? ”
It is a matter of course for the master to teach the apprentice. Although Li Wujie was very unkind and even a little unreasonable, Chen Yanshan, the legal guardian, couldn't say anything, so he could only smile bitterly.
"Man is iron. Rice is steel, and cultivation also has to eat! Guan Yan, don't pay attention to your master, he has been tortured by the students in his class for the past few days! Zhou Qingluo quietly pinched Li Wujie under the table, but on the surface, he comforted Tang Guanyan with the same smile.
Chen Yanshan, as the owner, greeted with a smile: "Hehe, I have always heard that Sister Qingluo is a straightforward person, and it is true when I see it today." Li Wujie's distorted expression had betrayed Zhou Qingluo's behavior. It seems that this little skin monkey has finally found the Buddha who can lower him.
Zhou Qingluo also knew that the matter was exposed, smiled awkwardly, got up and bowed, and said, "Sister Chen said that she was laughing!" It stands to reason that I should have invited you to this meal. Thank you for taking care of the brand all the time, otherwise in the hands of these two big men, maybe what it will be like to be cultivated! ”
Chen Yanshan hurriedly got up and returned the salute, and said with a smile: "My sister has tormented me!" A little help between friends is the right thing to do. Besides, he is so likable, of course I can't watch him go astray! ”
The two of you say a word to me, but Li Wujie listens to it very unpleasantly. couldn't help but retort in a low voice: "What is called going astray, look at Qiaoqiao, isn't it good?" ”
"Isn't it good?" Chen Yanshan and Zhou Qingluo looked at Qiao Qiao together, this girl had neat short hair, black leather clothes and leather pants looked heroic. But both women knew that this girl didn't even have a dress in her closet, but there were several big pants
"Sister Chen, sister-in-law. What are you two looking at me for? Qiaoqiao, who drank all the drinks with a cup of drink, was looked at by the two of them, and asked in a daze.
Qiao Qiao's heroism is better than that of boys, Li Wujie covered his face, and said helplessly: "I admit that her behavior is very gentlemanly, but it doesn't mean that this is a failure of my education!" ”
"Do you have to bring back a girlfriend for you to realize your mistake?" Chen Yanshan nodded Li Wujie's forehead and criticized unceremoniously.
Li Wujie gasped, glanced at Qiao Qiao, who also had a surprised expression, and shook his head vigorously.
In the process of small talk, the waiter has already prepared the dishes. Picking up the wine glass, Chen Yanshan said to Zhou Qingluo: "Sister Qingluo has a good way to run the family, Sister Chen respects you!" ”
Look at the size of the gift around you. Zhou Qingluo accepted this praise very calmly, touched the cup with Chen Yanshan, and drank it all.
After Chen Yanshan said this, Li Wujie and Ying Tianao were immediately blessed to their hearts, and they were secretly glad that they didn't resist too much, otherwise the end would be worrying!
Don't you have such a sentence? A man's clothes are a woman's face. Judging from Zhou Qingluo's strong character, if you want her to lose face, she will be able to take your life!
"Hey, I didn't find you so afraid of guilt before? Looks like you have a lot of potential! Grabbing a gap, Ah Shen came to Li Wujie's side and said with a sneer.
Li Wujie and Ah Shen touched their glasses, and said hatefully: "What do you care about me? I'm not like some people who just won't leave. I also go to prepare breakfast for others every day. It's disgusting! ”
Ah Shen immediately replied: "This is my pickled girl strategy I found on the Internet, you can also try it if you are not convinced?" But if you dare to have an outside heart, your tigress must not tear you alive? Tut-tut, it's so pitiful, can't your thighs hurt? ”
Ah Shen This belongs to which pot does not open which pot, Li Wujie grabbed the root of Ah Shen's thigh, twisted his five fingers fiercely, and Ah Shen's facial features were displaced.
"Do you think it hurts?" Li Wujie let go of his hand. Feng Yunyun said lightly.
Ah Shen was holding tears in his eyes, gasping for air. While rubbing his thighs, he roared angrily: "Li Wujie, you wait for Lao Tzu!" These humiliations, Lao Tzu will definitely return them to you intact! ”
"Okay, I'm here to wait, as long as you can win!" Li Wujie, who took advantage of it, returned to the state of immobility of the eight winds. The nose of Ah Shen was crooked.
And a few women over there got together unconsciously. A woman's friendship is nothing more than chatting about gossip and fashion, making an appointment to go shopping together on a certain day, and the speed at which feelings sublimate. It's outrageous to men.
Coupled with the effect of alcohol, the four women drank and talked together, ignoring the three men on the side.
Zhou Qingluo is a contestant who fell to the ground after three glasses of beer, and today because he met Chen Yanshan for the first time, he performed an unprecedented performance of not refusing to come, and he would have gone to the toilet and vomited.
And Zhou Qingluo's cheerful and affordable personality also made Chen Yanshan, a weathered old Jianghu, feel a little tired of seeing each other. As soon as he has free time, he advises Li Wujie to cherish it and not treat others badly.
Walking to the balcony outside the private room, Li Wujie lit a cigarette and took a deep breath.
"Hey, what did you do a while ago? Why did the divine realm issue a wanted warrant for you, the amount of money is staggering! Ah Shen took out a wanted warrant and shook it in front of Li Wujie's eyes.
"You didn't tell Aunt Chen, did you?" Ah Shen was able to get a wanted warrant, and Li Wujie was not surprised at all. It's just that Li Wujie cares a lot about Ah Shen telling Chen Yanshan that the things involving the divine realm are beyond the scope of that woman's ability, and knowing it is also worrying.
Ah Shen put away the wanted warrant and said angrily: "She is just an ordinary woman in my eyes, unless I have a watt in my head, I will let her worry in vain." ”
"It seems that you really like Aunt Chen, but can you get rid of the past?" Li Wujie asked with a glittering gaze.
Ah Shen sat down on the rocking chair next to him leisurely, and said with a wicked smile: "Your friend is very good and powerful, and he is also my best successor." ”
"You bosses won't unload the grind and kill donkeys, right?"
Ah Shen shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "Don't think so dark about everyone!" Although our boss is a little brutal, he is not a ruthless and unrighteous guy. Rest assured, I won't get this mother and daughter into trouble. ”
Now that Ah Shendu has dealt with the aftermath clearly, Li Wujie will not ask any more. However, he remembered Liu Futu's poker face in his mind, hoping that this guy's willfulness would not hang up the boss of the Killer Arbitration Council.
"Stop talking about my problems, talk about yours. How the hell did you get into trouble with those ghosts in the Divine Realm, I heard that in order to arrest you, the government of the United Council of the Divine Realm sent a general, who seems to be Red Tiger Fils. I've met that guy once, and if I'm a killer, he's a butcher. Anyone who stands in the way of his justice will become a ghost under his sword. Ah Shen said with some concern.
Li Wujie sighed, pointed to Zhou Qingluo, who had just returned from the toilet, and said, "My woman, the holy daughter of the Muwu clan, Gu shoots the fairy Zhou Qingluo. What do you say the divine realm is for wanting me! ”
Ah Shen's jaw was shocked and his face was smashed, he looked at Zhou Qinglu in a daze, and muttered: "I thought it was just the same name, but I didn't expect it to be a fairy." I mean, you're too good at getting into trouble, aren't you? Go to the god realm to grab a kiss, you can do such a crazy thing, and what's even more incredible is that you actually succeeded! You don't complain at all if you are wanted in the divine realm, I can't wait to dig up your family's ancestral grave! ”
"Hey, hey, you're from that camp? Qingluo and I have been in love for each other a few years ago, is there a problem for me to rob my relatives? "Li Wujie is very unaccustomed to the attitude of a god, the people in the god realm are amazing?
Ah Shen was silent for a while, and then said, "Li Wujie, I really admire your courage. What do you plan to do in the future? Just shrink into school and be a teacher? You know, there are no impermeable walls in this world, and your whereabouts will be exposed sooner or later. ”
"I can't move and can't move, so I can only come to cover the water and the earth!" Li Wujie said lightly.
Ah Shen patted Li Wujie's shoulder and said, "Call me then!" With that, he returned to the private room.
Li Wujie looked at Ah Shen's back, and his grateful mood couldn't be calmed for a long time. (To be continued......)