After the neon lights faded and the rain showered, the star city shrouded in night slowly fell silent, and occasionally there was a burst of car horns, which lasted for a long time in the silent night sky.

In an inconspicuous six-story building, snoring is already loud and loud.

No one noticed that a dazzling white light flashed in the shadows of the building.

After a while, the white light slowly dissipated, and a faint sound of disappointment came from the faint sound of airlessness and disappointment.

"I want Lao Tzu to listen to the future patriarch of the clan, and he actually has such a weak body......"

After the white light completely dissipated, a high-pitched moan sounded from a rental room in the building.

"Beauty don't run~~~"

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When Ji Tian woke up, he felt the dampness between his legs, his old face turned red, and he dared to run the horse shamelessly yesterday......

Fortunately, my mother had already gone to work. When I opened the toilet door, I was greeted by a foul smell. Ji Tian pinched his nose to clean up the debris on the lid of the washing machine, secretly stuffed his briefs into the old washing machine in the simple bathroom, quickly carried a bucket of water and poured it into it and pressed the switch.

Hmm, the water and electricity haven't been paid this month, right? After washing this time, you won't clean it......

Someone was tossing and turning on the bed with his bare buttocks, and there was a howl after a moment of silence.

"Grass, Lao Tzu's briefs are all washed off?"

couldn't find a change of briefs, Ji Tian simply lay on the bed with his bare buttocks, whatever, while the alarm clock hadn't gone off yet, he would sleep more.

Alarm clock?

No, it's already bright today, why hasn't it sounded yet? Sweeping the mottled plastic shell, Ji Tianyi grabbed the alarm clock and slapped it twice. "The hell is out of power?" The battery that was replaced just before yesterday ran out of power, Ji Tian cursed the unconscionable merchant, and he didn't want to think about who removed the battery and put it in the flashlight and secretly hid in the quilt to read the novel with the yellow book cover?

With a wail, he didn't care about his little brother without protection, put on the jeans that had not been washed for a long time, endured the hot friction between the balls and the jeans, grabbed a piece of bread and rushed out of the door.

God, there should be time, right? Otherwise, this is the seventh time I am late this week!!

When crossing the street, Ji Tian saw an old woman walking slowly across the road with a heavy box in her hand, hesitated for a moment, and someone with a good heart walked over to do a good deed.

Listening to the sound of thanks in his ears, Ji Tian touched the back of his head with embarrassment. It's a good feeling to do good deeds! But as soon as he turned around, a small car roared past the side, and the splashed sewage instantly froze the expression on Ji Tian's face.

"Grass!" Ji Tian, who reacted, roared angrily, but where could he still find the shadow of the car.

With a muffled snort, Ji Tian could only swallow the bitter water in his stomach. I quickly ran back to the rented house, changed into slightly clean clothes, and hurried towards the school. The rented place is just a street away from the school, but not far away.

Whatever he was worried about, as soon as he turned to the door of the classroom, Ji Tian saw the head teacher Chen Li staring at him. Well, although Teacher Chen was a beautiful woman when she was young, the word "straight hook" still doesn't seem to be used correctly. Phew, what do you think. Ji Tian stiffened his head and shouted: "Chen, Teacher Chen!" ”

"Ji Tian! Did the alarm clock break today, or did you cross the street to help the elderly? Or was you splashed with water by a passing car while walking and went back to change your clothes? ”

Damn, don't you know everything?

Ji Tian's face was surprised: "Teacher Chen, are you an unpredictable prophet?" ”

Chen Li's face sank: "Ask your dad to call me at noon, it's getting more and more unpleasant!" For a problem student like Ji Tian, she didn't seem to want to say anything, so she shook her head and let Ji Tian in.

Ji Tian, who walked into the classroom, didn't attract anyone's attention, now that he is in his third year of high school, it is better to do a few more questions and memorize a few more words.

Ji Tian, who was at the bottom of the grades, naturally didn't have a good place for him, so he went directly to the window position at the back of the classroom.

"Yo, why are you late today?" The fat man, who was a tablemate and a close friend, looked at him gloatingly. The fat man's name is Gao Qiang, but he is neither tall nor strong, but his grades are the same as Ji Tian's.

Ji Tian frowned and said, "If you don't take your pig's trotters away, I'll chop him." ”

Gao Qiang smiled, took his foot away, looked at Ji Tian who was sitting down, and said with a smile: "Is the alarm clock broken today or is it crossing the street to help the elderly?" ”

Ji Tian said seriously: "Today is the alarm clock is out of power, and then cross the street to help an old woman turn around, and she was splashed with water by a passing car and went back to change her clothes!" Then he added. Believe it or not! ”

"!" Gao Qiang pursed his lips with a lewd expression, "Is it too late to read that novel in the middle of the night?" What do you think? Exciting, right? ”

Ji Tian Dan Dan is still cold, how can he still bother him, I can't say that I have to trouble this fat man about calling at noon, don't look at this fat man's grades, but the acting imitation is first-class. But how do you open your mouth? He still remembers the last time he squatted in the toilet without a paper, but he was laughed at by this fat man for a long time.

Before Ji Tian could speak, bad luck seemed to be haunting him. In the first math class, he was punished for standing for a class because he didn't bring a textbook, and in the second English class, he was punished for standing for a class because the text recitation did not meet the standard, and in the third class, well, the third class was not punished, but Ji Tian didn't bring a paper when he went to the toilet, so he could only squat in the toilet pit for a class sadly, and he was not rescued until the end of class.

"My dad's son is breaking his leg!"

limped back to the classroom, looking at Ji Tian's murderous gaze, the fat man's strong muscles were rising.

Ji Tiantie said with a blue face: "I have something to tell you......" He told the fat man about the phone call.

"Haha......ha

"I'll strangle you!"

However, Gao Qiang also handled this matter properly, not to mention how much he took advantage of Ji Tian, just those few breakfast tickets made him very satisfied. After all, it doesn't happen very often, does it? Of course, a lengthy review is inevitable.

During lunch, due to the delay of the phone call, by the time the two arrived, the cafeteria was already left with scraps.

"There's no way, you have to treat!" The fat man Gao Qiang looked at Ji Tian and spread his hands.

"Then what are you trying to do with these few Grandpa Mao? Show off your wealth and don't pay for it? Ji Tian said angrily.

"Hey, let me tell you, there are only two kinds of real flaunting of wealth, one is to leave the credit card and wife at home at the same time on Double 11, and the other is to go to the street to help the old man who fell down all day long! Hey! Anyway," Gao Qiang stuffed these Mao grandfathers into his pockets, "This meal, please!" ”

Although the fat man's family is very rich, Ji Tian didn't say anything, this little money is nothing, you must know that every time the fat man takes him out of Lu to eat, it is a star-rated hotel.

"Also, I can only rely on you this month!" The fat man shook his head and slapped Ji Tian on the back and said, "The Longtou Hotel we went to last week cost me a month's pocket money!" My old man was furious! So, you know the truth! ”

"Poof!" Ji Tian was slapped by the fat man, and the cake in his mouth disappeared. "Damn, didn't you see me eating?"

"Hey, hey, blunder, blunder!"

In the afternoon, I don't know if it was the reason why the jeans hadn't been washed for a long time or what, Ji Tian's balls suddenly began to itch. Although the fat man was next to him, he couldn't help but pick it with his hand.

Noticing that the hands of the same table kept groping under the crotch, the fat man realized that something was wrong.

Seeing the fat man's obscene eyes glancing around, Ji Tian immediately understood what he was thinking. He sighed helplessly: "Don't look at me like that, it's just a little itchy!" ”

The fat man nodded solemnly: "I understand." ”

"I understand your sister!" Ji Tian can only let him, after all, he didn't wear **, and the unprotected balls were rubbed and itched by jeans, which was too embarrassing, and he couldn't say it if he was killed.

The matter is not over, Ji Tian ate two flies at dinner, and when he was doing the problem in the evening self-study, he bit off the tip of the pen and the refill and strayed into his mouth, and he couldn't help but let out a loud fart when he was about to study at night......

Damn, why are you so unlucky today? It was a quiet evening self-study!!

Ji Tian still remembers the earth-shattering laughter that erupted after a long silence after fart.

Damn, it's a shame and a big hair......

When the bell rang for the evening self-study, Ji Tian rushed out of the classroom as if he was running away, not even caring about the fat man's shouting in the back.

Ji Tian feels that these things are definitely not over today, although his grades are not good, it does not mean that he is stupid, the so-called impermanence must have a demon, and it is rare to encounter an unlucky thing that is usually touched by himself today, is luck really such a back?

Thinking about it carefully, I haven't done anything to lose my conscience recently! It's been weeks since I had a girl's pigtails......

Pigtail? Thinking of this, Ji Tian sighed helplessly.

Shaking his head vigorously, why can't he even concentrate his mind? He just wanted to go back to the rented house as soon as possible, or something bad might happen.

Ji Tian, who was restless, didn't hear someone next to him shouting loudly at him, he slowly walked to the middle of the street, and then a dazzling light flickered, and with the sound of emergency brakes, Ji Tian only felt that the sky was spinning for a while, his body seemed to fly, and the shouts were almost connected.

"...... What son of a son is driving so fast on the street in front of the school so late......"

"...... Why is Lao Tzu so unlucky......"

"...... Lao Tzu still has a lot of wishes that have not been fulfilled, and Lao Tzu is still a virgin......"

"...... Lao Tzu is the protagonist......"

"...... Can you not come to such an uncreative way to die......"

Gradually, Ji Tian's most sluggish feeling disappeared, and his consciousness fell into heavy darkness.