When school ended, the children went home in twos and threes with their school bags. Because his home is close to the school, he basically doesn't leave school after school. Fat Bean saw that his friends were all warping, but no one paid attention to him, and he didn't have a warp himself, so he begged his mother to do it for him. When the mother can't stand it, the son begs hard. So he took a kitchen knife, cut off a trunk suitable for warping in the toon tree at home, and used a kitchen knife to cut it into two parts, one large and one small, and the small one to make a warp: put the stick on the board with his hand, cut off the lower end, until it was cut into a cone, pointed, and then pulled over and cut this head, and when both ends were cut into a cone, this warp was made. Then the long wooden stick is smoothed out, the burr is removed, and the hand is pricked, and a warping stick is followed by a warp, and it is composed of something called warping.

Fat Bean took the newly made warp to find the huge, the sun has not yet set, the huge is at the school gate with others to play "tile", see the fat bean take the new warp to invite him, gladly agreed, the two played in the yard of the school.

There are two ways to play: the first is to play the pot. Draw a big circle, two people row rock-paper-scissors, whoever wins comes first. Novices generally hold the warp in their left hand, hold the stick in their right hand, and the one in their left hand is very high, vertical, the fingers are loosened, and the warp falls vertically. Of course, this is not how the veteran player plays, he holds the stick in his right hand and holds the warp, and throws the stick directly into the air with his thumb and forefinger, and when it falls into the right position, he struggles to swing the stick out, so that the hit is accurate and far. Whether to warp with one hand or with both hands is a criterion for judging novices and veterans. After the warp is played, the person who did not hit ran over to pick up the warp, took it in his hand, took a big step forward, aimed at the "pot" and threw it home, called the back warp, as long as you throw the warp into the pot, the guy who beat the warp has to step down, and the person with the back warp will continue to fight. This warp is not thrown in, or the inside half and the outside half, is on the edge of the pot, then the dealer will hit it, and how far can it be hit. If all are outside, the dealer will play three times, the first one is called one of them, the second one is called two of them, and the third one is called three of them. If the dealer accidentally stepped on the edge of the pot and also warped, he immediately stepped off the stage and was scalded to death. Warp out three times, fly out of the distance, the dealer to measure carefully, see clearly, is the visual distance size, called playing the number of zhang, what is called the number of zhang? Before the start of the game, the first thing to talk about is good, whether it is a big ruler or a small ruler, generally the pot is to be a big ruler, that is, the person with a back warped straightened the front and rear legs, and then took the stick to lean forward, from the heel to the front end of the stick called a big foot. It's actually a big step plus an arm and the length of a stick. You must not ask for more, if you want more, people have to measure, and if you don't have enough feet for you, you will step down, which is called inverted. The huge punch won, the first game of the village, he played out more than ten meters, asked for six feet, the fat bean upside down, enough for six feet, there is more than half a meter left, and the huge then sits in the village. He threw the warp into the air, and when the warp fell to the flat shoulder, he roared, exerted the strength of the milk, and struck the wooden warp hard, but things changed abruptly, because the fat bean's stick was a dead branch, there was no strength at all, and it was broken in two pieces in the impact of the warp, one of which was held in the huge hand, and the other section flew out obliquely, and smashed directly on the fat bean's head, and the blood flowed down at that time and poured into the neck. Huge was shocked, and quickly grabbed a handful of soil medicine and pressed it on the fat bean's head, and shouted while telling him to run home: "Tell your mother to wrap it up quickly." ”

Take advantage of the fat bean's head to run home, let's talk about the second kind of warping, called the car does not fall down just push, the play is: with one end of the stick, arch out a diagonal ditch on the ground, the ditch is deep behind the front shallow, so put the warping into the ditch, the front of the warp will be pouted, a bit like the meaning of anti-aircraft guns, so that it is convenient for the warped person to hit accurately. The warping is to hit the tip of the warping head, so that the warping can jump up for the second blow. The fact that the car doesn't fall down means that as long as you can hit the warp every time, you can keep fighting. The first time you played well, you jumped up, but the second time you didn't fight, it was still in vain, you have to step down, hand over the right to fight, and let the family fight. This kind of blow is usually hit at the edge of the wheat field and stopped, because it is the farthest vertical distance from the nest. This kind of play is generally to be small, that is, to the length of the stick as one foot. For example, if you want fifteen feet, people think it is not enough, so they will give you a ruler, if the distance is more than fifteen feet, people think it is not enough, they will give you a ruler, if the distance is more than fifteen feet, people will give up, your fifteen feet are effective, if it is not enough, not only your fifteen feet are not counted, but you also have to step down and let the family go to the village to warp. Generally, children warp rather have fewer points and more games, so that people can't get it out of their hurry. Of course, there are also those who achieve the agreement to play a maximum of three sets, and in the third set, you have to change people regardless of whether you win or lose. There are many ways to reward, generally called meat eggs, a meat egg, a total of ten zhang before you get off the stage, then call the other party ten meat eggs, call a promise, clear in front of the door, a handful of back, he wins the next plate and then call you. There are also called balls, rare, uncivilized, adults do not advocate, good children before the warp heard that the other party wants to call balls, regardless of whether they can win or not do not play with him, even if there is 100% certainty that they can win, do not play with him, at that time no one gambled, the social atmosphere is very positive.

Besides, the fat bean ran home with his head in his arms, and his mother opened his scalp to see that there was a small opening on the scalp, although it was not deep, but there was a lot of blood flowing out, and the child was full of blood. She didn't bother to ask what was going on, picked up the fat bean, and went straight to Mr. Ma's house. Mr. Ma cleaned the wound of the fat bean, and the fat bean who hurt cried and called his mother, it was a little painful, but he didn't cry and screamed, which was related to his daily pampering. Why don't you spoil it, five daughters, and finally a son, that's not the balls of the baby balls? Coming out of Mr. Ma's house, Fat Bean's mother didn't go home with him on his back, and came directly to the huge family, which is ridiculous, at that time, the countryside was prosperous, and now the city is called a slanderer. Lai's family generally puts the injured person directly on the kang, covers the quilt of the other, and asks his family to serve him with good food and drink, and is slightly injured for three days, seriously injured for half a year, and the dead take the money.

Dang Niang just came back from work, and saw the fat bean bag of white cloth lying in the center of her kang, and the fat bean and his mother were standing in front of the kang angrily, and the huge girl lowered her head and picked the edge of the kang with her fingers. When Xiao Taohong saw her mother coming back, she first took her mother's hand, afraid that she would beat her brother. beat your own child first, and then ask for the reason, say good things, and beg the other party to make conditions, which is nothing more than a few scoops of noodles and ten or eight red-skinned eggs. Pang's mother glared at Pang, didn't hit him, and asked Fat Bean's mother softly: "What do you say?" ”

The huge mother turned around and asked her son: "Whose warp"?

"His warp". As he spoke, he showed his mother the stick that had been broken in two from the edge of the kang: "He came to me with the stick to beat him." Huge added again

Huge Niang already knew in her heart at this time, and she was not the one who suffered well. Okay, you come to me with a sturdy warp. Your son is wounded, and the rod you have provided is not strong. People are using jujube sticks to cut to make sticks, and the most important ones are to have branches of acacia trees. Can it go without accidents? It's not my son who went to play with your son, it was your fat bean who took the initiative to come to our huge family, and if something happened, he didn't discuss and solve it quietly, and he also had a biting frame. It's like you're caught, I'm sorry! Thinking of this, Dang Niang said coldly: "Let it be raised here, and you will come to pick up people when the time comes." ”

Fat Bean's mother is also very tough: "Send someone to take care of and serve, as close as your own son, if there is a little difference, I am not finished with you." ”

Dang Niang responded: "Don't worry, you can't be wrong." As he spoke, he sent the fat bean out of the door.

After dinner, Dang Niang took care of Fat Dou and took off her clothes and lay down beside Dang Dang. His next head is Pang Er. In the past, Pang Er slept next to him, but this time there were more fat beans in the middle. This Pang Er has a problem, after eating, he always has to mess around before going to bed. It is usually a huge "Ka Ji horse", which is simple to say, that is, riding on the body, jumping under the crotch to imitate the appearance of riding a horse, and the mouth is also required

Shout "Drive". Pang Er has been accustomed to riding a huge Ka Ji horse since he was a child, and this time he sandwiched Fat Bean in the middle, he was stupid and didn't understand how to bypass it, but he jumped on Fat Bean's stomach lying flat on his back, and snorted Fat Bean's mound, almost pulling out. Pang Er rode the fat bean under his crotch, shouting "drive, drive" in his mouth, and his hands were not idle, he went to pull the fat bean's hair, the fat bean didn't let him pull it, so he went to scratch the fat bean's face, the fat man cried and shouted for help, and the huge mother hurriedly stopped it. By the time Pang Erzhu got off the horse, there were already a few bloody handprints on Fat Bean's face. Huge pulled his younger brother to himself and rode a cardinal horse, and this time he relieved the fat bean's encirclement.

At dawn the next day, Dang Niang cooked early and specially cooked a red-skinned egg for Fat Bean. After all, someone's child was injured. The huge mother is measured, and she is a good woman with a hard mouth and a soft heart. When she got up, she put on the clothes that Pang Er usually wore for Fat Bean, didn't she treat Fat Bean like her own son. Pang Er is a fool, he has never worn such good clothes when he is so big, after changing clothes with Fat Bean, he feels comfortable, so he jumps on the street, and the good clothes change in the second half of the day, the front cuffs are torn, and the lower gear is broken, do you want him to ride on the big bluestone on the side of the street as a horse, can he not damage his clothes? In the afternoon of the next day, Fat Bean's mother was not worried about her son, so she came to visit early, and saw Pang Er wearing Fat Bean's clothes and rolling on the big bluestone from a distance, and there was a lot of on his trouser legs. She was angry, and rushed into the big mother's house to ask the teacher, but the big mother was not in a hurry at all: "This is all done according to your orders, my son's clothes are all changed." The fat bean couldn't answer for a while, so she closed her breath and pulled the fat bean sitting on the kang to the bright light outside the door to take a look. Wow, wearing Pang Er's dirty clothes, the gown has a hole in it, the crotch is open, and there is a lot of dry stuck to it on both sides, and then look at the face, I grabbed several bloody handprints, and in a hurry, she asked loudly: "How did you find someone to serve my son?" Say! ”

Dang Niang said: "I'm looking for a special person, our family Pang Er serves people, that's a good hand." She patted her little daughter on the shoulder: "If someone in our family is injured or has a headache and brain fever, he is the one who serves them." ”

You listen, you listen, it's just nonsense, Pang Er is a fool, this matter is clear to all the people in Zizhuang, your family is sick and looking for him to serve, the ghost believes it, Fat Bean and his mother threatened viciously: "If you don't kowtow to make amends, I will sue Captain Sù Wang and tell him to kill you, even if you don't kill you, you have to tell your whole family to peel off the skin." ”

Captain Wang that Fat Bean's mother said is not someone else, it is Wang Shengli's father, who has been promoted to the captain of Zhuangli at this time, but he is still the production captain of the fifth team.

"Wow". Master Dang was already standing outside the door of his house when he didn't know why, he glanced at Fat Bean and his mother, and said unhurriedly: "Okay, you told our family to peel off the skin, right?" Then I will also let go out and make you lose the skin on your face. With that, he took off the mazar that was lying on his back, threw it on the ground, and then sat down steadily. That look, not angry and self-threatening.

It turned out that when he collected the sticks last fall, didn't he go to the show at night? In the afternoon, the women all went to the field to pick up sticks, and they all went back to cook after dark, and the members left, but the production captain couldn't go, and the people who watched the field didn't come, and there were so many sticks in the field, no one could do it? This is half a mile away from Zhuangzi, and it is usually the spectators who come, and the production captain tells him to do it, and then go home for dinner. Coincidentally, on this day, the big man came half an hour earlier than usual, when the bright moon had just gone up to the treetops, a light mist filled the surroundings of the community, and the big master just walked to the window of the three rooms not far away, and heard an unusual sound coming from the house. It was Captain Wang and his fat bean mother who helped each other in the house. Afraid of disturbing the captain's good things, the huge master left the place lightly, walked straight to the edge of the opposite field, and after taking off the horse and sitting down, he coughed lightly intentionally or unintentionally. He already had tuberculosis, and coughing was a common thing for him. Watching the scene on weekdays, the big man also used this coughing sound to convey information, telling those who came to steal food, I am sitting here, you better not come to steal, it is not good to see you and me if you are caught.

After half a bag of cigarettes, a woman came out of the courtyard house first, using the shadow of the poplar tree on the edge of the field as a cover, while walking quickly inside, and at the same time using her hair to tidy up her clothes, that figure, that gait, the big man knew very well that it was the fat bean mother. Fat Bean's mother also saw Master Da sitting on the edge of the field from a distance, she just pretended not to see it. In the future, she will not take the initiative to pierce this layer of window paper.

Master Dang lowered his head and patted his knees lightly with both hands. The captain of the Kung Fu King walked up to him and asked him how long he had been here, and if he had seen anything?

Master Dang replied softly: "I just came here for a while, Ma Zha hasn't been hot yet, the field is normal, there is nothing abnormal, once I find out, I will report to you immediately." ”

Captain Wang nodded, and threw down a sentence before leaving: "It is more important to be optimistic about your mouth than to be optimistic about your stick, and framing a good person is to go to jail." Master Da naturally understood the weight of these words. Since then, he has kept his mouth closed, and he hasn't even told his wife, for fear that the women will not cover their mouths tightly, go out and talk nonsense, and get angry.

Today, Fat Bean and his mother are not relenting, and the big man has to remind her from the side: "I said Fat Bean mother, your fat beans are golden eggs and silver beads, and it is difficult to find good children in the world. As for Captain Wang, he's busy with work. Every autumn when the sticks are harvested, he personally goes into battle, and the three viewing rooms in our team are a treasure land. ”

When the fat bean mother heard it, there was something to say about it. She no longer scolded, no longer reckless, and quickly collected her troops and left. She's scared wow. If that thing is poked out, will his five daughters still marry? Can your own man spare himself when he comes back? The more she thought about it, the more frightened she became, so she went into the house and pulled Fat Bean up and sat on the edge of the kang, took off the gown she was wearing outside and put it on her son, carried it on her back, walked briskly, and trotted home. This is really a brine point tofu, one thing drops one thing.