Chapter 85
Chapter 85
Liu Xueyin went to smash the door of Lao Cuihua Hotel in the middle of the night, and only then did Lao Cuihua come out and open the door with her hair scattered. She was very dissatisfied and asked: "Slamming the door in the middle of the night, and still asking people to sleep?" ”
Liu Xueyin sneered: "Yes, you are sleeping sweetly." How big is my family? ”
"Didn't come."
"I don't believe it. What kind of set did you two break off the thread, when I didn't know? ”
"Then you come in and search, don't feel uncomfortable."
"I just don't believe in evil!" Liu Xueyinxiong was angry, rushed into the upstairs bedroom, and found that there was a man sleeping with his head covered in the quilt, and he pulled the quilt to the ground when he stepped forward, and was about to open his mouth to scold his mother, when he suddenly found that the naked man was a young man, not her huge family. Due to her unpreparedness in her thoughts, she was at a loss for a moment and was on the spot.
The man sat up, pointed to her nose and scolded, "Old lady, look for death." Liu Xueyin also saw a police uniform hanging on the hanger at this time, and his face was sallow with fright, and cold sweat came out. The young man picked up his slap to slap Liu Xueyin, but Lao Cuihua stepped forward and hugged his arm, covered him with the quilt, and said, "Sleep on you, let's go out and talk." As he spoke, he pulled Liu Xueyin, who was stunned, and went downstairs amid the man's scolding.
Lao Cuihua said: "Eldest sister, Brother Dang has never come back since the two of you went out to the door of the hotel. It was not illegal for my previous man to come and pay for the children's living expenses, and it was not illegal to sleep in my bed. I understand your thoughts, as long as your man doesn't come, I will never go to him. The women of the world should control their own men, and don't always expect others to stand in your way. This kind of thinking is both stupid and futile. ”
Liu Xueyin was still verbose, but Lao Cuihua interrupted her: "My man finally came to visit, get acquainted, and let me sleep together, okay?" After saying this, Lao Cuihua didn't wait for Liu Xueyin to answer. Hulong "closed the door, and the sound of footsteps came, and he went upstairs.
Liu Xueyin stood on the street and thought about it for a long time. Turning around and closing the door of his room, he walked quickly to the newly divided building in the village, and when he went in, he saw that the two new quilts were spread on the ground, and the spit was full of dirt, and he himself was not too dirty, so he fell asleep on the quilt. Look at him again, not to mention the dirty stuff rolled out, and the two puddles of feces pulled out in the kitchen, damn it, he used the kitchen as a toilet, and there was a lot of shit on the kitchen door frame, he must have wiped his stomach with paper, and pouted his ass on the door frame. This house is full of stinking and dirty Liu Xueyin
"Wow wow" spit out twice, covered his mouth with his hands, and rushed out of the room, afraid that the neighbors would be scolded, he hurriedly closed the door, and scolded angrily: "The old king is a lamb, die." You want to smell that smell, but the old lady doesn't care about you. After drinking a few more glasses of cat urine, I went home and changed the angry old lady. It's good to die in this one, save yourself from hooking up with the vixen and making the old lady angry. Although she scolded so nonsense, she found a man, and it was no big deal, and she herself was relieved.
Time flies like an arrow, and the days fly by. Liu Xueyin gradually felt that he was getting bigger and bolder, and first soaked in the Cuihua Hotel every day, in the name of helping, but in fact he was fooling around. From morning to night, I lean in the back kitchen, wash vegetables, cut meat, cook dishes, and do every job. Two mourning legs running around, that neat. I haven't worked so hard all my life. The two big teeth, happy outside, laughed and joked with the woman, three points closer than his mother.
Liu Xueyin sat at home, and whenever he heard the sound of laughter coming from next door, it was worse than a ghost scream. The more she laughed over there, the more angry her stomach became. After a long time, the grudges accumulated more and more, and finally broke out one afternoon, Liu Xueyin went over to see that the huge was tickling Lao Cuihua, originally his hand was scratched on the backbone, but after a few scratches, this slut actually took a huge hand and touched it on his chest. Seeing these scenes, she was so angry that she rushed up and slapped Lao Cuihua!
Lao Cuihua mixed from outside the gate to the inside, debuted for fifteen years, and was born in a roadside shop, who has never seen it? She didn't take Liu Xueyin seriously at all. The purpose of that slap is to give the other party a wrong one on the head first, you do it first, and I fight back in self-defense. But she didn't dare to be ruthless, two neighbors separated by a wall, a woman from outside the city, and a strong dragon could not suppress the head snake. It's not good to kill a cow, and doing business is about harmony and making money. But this in front of her doesn't know how to lift up, and she doesn't teach a lesson, she doesn't know that there is a sky outside the sky, and there are people outside the world. also told her to know her own interests, and she didn't dare to cause trouble in the future. At the same time, it also shocked those villains with ulterior motives outside, retreating in the face of difficulties, and Xiao Lao someone who eats meat and does not eat vegetarian food, which is an effective deterrent. One comes to knock on the mountain and shake the tiger, the other is to kill two birds with one stone, pick a huge stupid bear for white and don't need to be paid, when the man doesn't make up his hands, the grasshopper is also meat, making do to quench his thirst and save the emergency. By the side of a mature woman, there is no man who can't do it.
Liu Xueyin and Lao Cuihua were in a mess, and they hurriedly came over to fight. One woman is his wife, the other is his mistress, and no one is good, so he can only be sandwiched between two women, trying to separate them.
Liu Xueyin was the attacker, and when he saw that his man was in the middle, he couldn't reach the enemy if he wanted to fight him, so he thought that he was protecting the mortal enemy, and he was very angry. I can't find it, I happened to come to see the lively leather donkey, handed over a rolling dough fight, eighty centimeters long, thicker than a child's arm, very easy to hold in the hand, raised the arm, through the huge head to hit Lao Cuihua, huge although short, but Lao Cuihua clever, a bow, did not fight. The donkey gave her another trick next to her: "Poke from under the armpit." ”
This miracle effect was produced, and it was smashed on Lao Cuihua's stomach. When the leather donkey saw Liu Xueyin's success, he laughed, and then said to Lao Cuihua: "Won't you stretch your foot through the middle of your leg and kick her leg?" "Lao Cuihua thought about it, yes, why didn't I think of this trick. At that moment, he put his body in front of the huge body, and stretched out his foot to kick Liu Xueyin's calf.
Liu Xueyin was in pain and scolded and fought back. A tooth for a tooth, also reaching over and kicking the other person with his foot. The huge man is not tall, his legs are spread apart, and the space under his crotch is not very large, and the two women are sandwiched from front and back, kicking randomly, and I don't know who it is. turned around and wanted to hide, but was made up by another woman, which was damn good, and the two feet almost killed a huge amount. I saw that his face immediately turned sallow, beads of cold sweat hung on his forehead, he bent over, grinned, and couldn't speak in pain.
When the donkey saw that it was broken, he hurriedly ordered the two women: "Hurry up and hit the backbone of the dry noodles, or the eggs will die if they are collected." ”
The two women panicked, and the first time they encountered this situation, they didn't know what to do, so they picked up the rolling pin and hit it their huge backs. Huge just bent over, being beaten by two women, according to the back is a mess, and the huge mouth barely said a few words: "Hit... Hit, hit, hit..."
Liu Xueyin listened to the big fight, thinking that the beating was too light, and he couldn't cure the disease below, so he snatched the rolling pin from Lao Cuihua's hand, worked hard, and aimed at the three guys who were fierce on the huge back, this time it worked, only to see the huge lying on the ground, moaning in pain: "Hit · · Of·· Good·· It hurts. ”
Liu Xueyin said anxiously in confusion: "How much strength I have, I don't have any strength at all." ”
The leather donkey came over, lifted the huge coat and took a look, there were blue and purple, and it was not brisk. He quickly put on a huge coat, shook his head in a matter-of-fact manner, and pretended to say: "Look at this scene, if you don't pour some cold water on him, I'm afraid he will be disabled for life." ”
"Huh?" Liu Xueyin and Lao Cuihua, for fear that they would be disabled, hurriedly went to the back kitchen to bring a basin of cold water, regardless of the cold in early winter, and poured it on Pang's body. Huge and soaked, crawled a few steps on the ground, rolled a few times, and was covered in mud, like a loach in flour.
The donkey stroked the five or six sparse beards on his chin and said with satisfaction, "This time it's almost over." ”
Lying on the ground, he pointed to the donkey and said, "You... You·· Okay... Okay..."
The donkey quickly took over the conversation and said, "You just know that I'm good, don't be busy thanking me." After three or five days, just make a table of side dishes, and then go home and rest. It's time for me to go home and cook the chicken. “
Pointing to the back of the leather donkey, he finally squeezed out the remaining half of the sentence from between his teeth: "Okay... Good, ruthless, Poison Wow. ”