Li Er stood at the door of the Pijia Chicken Shop, talking to the donkey who was slaughtering chickens, a man from other places who was collecting scrap, riding an old tricycle, with a portable horn hanging on the car, and the man's recording was played in it: "Collecting scrap, toll iron, rotten cardboard boxes, old plastics, old refrigerators, washing machines, old TVs are exchanged for new ones." ”

The leather donkey inadvertently raised his head, glanced at the tricycle that collected scrap, and exclaimed in surprise: "Second Master Li, isn't that your red tassel gun?" And the machetes you use to chop ribs, when did you sell them for scrap? ”

Li Er looked back, it wasn't like that, his red tassel gun was inserted in the front half of the tricycle body, and the bright red tassel was extremely dazzling under the sun's rays. He hurriedly beckoned, called out to the man who had collected the rags, and told him to push the tricycle over.

The man who collected the tatters thought that the leather donkey was in tatters to sell, so he rode the tricycle directly to the door of the leather chicken shop, and then got out of the car and asked lazily: "Boss, do you sell cardboard boxes?" ”

Because cartons have large profits and make a lot of money, everyone who collects rags likes to do this kind of business.

Li Er came to the man who collected the tatters, grabbed him by the collar, and sneered: "Wow, I finally caught you, where to run." ”

The man tried his best to break free of Li Er's grip and asked, "What do you mean?" What are you doing with me? ”

"Let me ask you, how did my red tassel gun and kitchen knife, which were clearly placed in the hole in the gate, end up on your tricycle? What is not stealing? ”

The leather donkey also came over to help: "No wonder I have been losing items recently, but it turned out to be you who stole things!" ”

"I didn't steal!" The man from other places didn't admit it, he didn't do it. Can you buckle the basin on your head? Of course not.

Li Er grabbed the man from other places and left, and called: "Go." When I entered the police station, I was not afraid that you would not be recruited. ”

"I took it from an old man. If you want to steal, he also stole and sold it to me. ”

"An old man?"

"Yes, it's an old man, I heard the people next to him call him an old battery."

"How much did you give him?"

"Ten bucks."

"Okay, you also give me ten yuan, and I will spare you!"

The man from other places was also cheerful and unequivocal, took out ten yuan from his pocket and handed it over to Li Second-hand. The donkey took Li Er's red tassel gun and kitchen knife in his hand. Let the out-of-town man go.

The foreigner walked three steps away and said to himself: "I have fake money on me, or I will lose a lot of money today." ”

Li Er vaguely heard the man from other places say that there was fake money, and he was busy identifying the ten yuan in his hand, but it was not good, what the man from other places gave him just now was a fake money!

The leather donkey wanted to chase the man, but Li Er stopped him: "Forget it, Yi Lai's wealth will not make a fortune." Spare him, we didn't lose anything. Nor do we suffer. ”

Lao Yu called and said, "Nephew, you haven't been at home for more than a year, and you're mediating it." It's all me and Wufeng who take care of it for you. I heard that you're back, and I wanted to put some work on your shoulders. It's been raining for a few days, and we're on the upper floor of our residence. Many people have a hairy parent, you see??????"

Don't wait for the old to finish. Li Er continued: "When men and women reach age, it is normal for them to grow hair. The wife and man in the village don't grow hair on their heads? If you don't grow hair, you're still sick. ”

Old Yu Yan said: "Less! It's the upstairs wall leaking and cloudy and hairy. It's not people who grow hair. Nonsense. ”

Li Er was giggling, laughing happily, but unexpectedly, he was very happy and sad, disaster fell from the sky, and a woman with a disheveled hair rushed over and hit him headlong on the stomach!

Li Er was hit hard, sitting on the ground with a sallow face, cold sweat running down his cheeks, the leather donkey leaned over and wanted to pull him up, but Li Er was like a dead dog, no matter how he dragged it, he couldn't drag it up.

The leather donkey looked at it, it was Yu Xiu'e, the wife of the old fort, standing in front of Li Er with a cloak, pointing at Li Er and scolding: "You damn bastard, you have a thousand knives, you can't die well, if it weren't for my cleverness, I would have died in your hands." ”

The donkey said suspiciously: "Yu Xiu'e, Li Er is fine, and I didn't see him go out, why did he almost kill you?" If you wronged a good person, you will go to jail! ”

Yu Xiu'e is not afraid of Li Er, but she is afraid of the kitchen knife of the leather donkey, and the leather donkey who listened to it asked, and then said: "Li Er, he is a pig with a thousand knives and goes into the water, leather donkey, you don't know what he is, you see, as long as he is a person, he can give his family's red tassel gun and the kitchen knife for chopping ribs to others, and instigate others to go home and kill their wives?" He is still the mediator of the village. Is there such a mediation for civil disputes and family conflicts? In my opinion, the hit I hit him was still a little light, and according to my situation at the time, I had to kill him with a knife! What a thing. ”

Yu Xiu'e felt that she couldn't understand her hatred, so she came over to Li Er's back and kicked her hard, kicking Li Er's teeth and screaming.

In all fairness. Yu Xiu'e kicked Li Er for the last time, and Zhang Fengxian, who happened to call out to buy steamed buns in the market, saw that she jumped over at all, and from behind Yu Xiu'e, she gently kicked her hind legs, Yu Xiu'e knelt on the ground, and was about to open her mouth to scold, but she looked at Zhang Fengxian behind her, and when the scolding words came to her mouth, she swallowed it back again, just shouting: "What are you kicking me for?" It's your Li Er who should be kicked! He instigated the old fort to go home and kill me, and also handed over your family's red tassel gun and the kitchen knife for chopping ribs to the old fort, what kind of Communist Party cadre is this? What kind of mediator is a mediator? It's just a bad thing, shameless! Phew! ”

Yu Xiu'e spit a mouthful of thick phlegm on the ground.

In terms of kung fu, Zhang Fengxian is a full martial artist, if you talk about kung fu, Yu Xiu'e is not known how many times stronger than Zhang Fengxian. Besides, this time it was Yu Xiu'e who was reasonable, and Zhang Fengxian who was unreasonable.

Zhang Fengxian hurriedly helped Li Er up and asked kindly, "Master, are you okay?" She wiped the sweat beads from Li Er's face, moved the Mazha that the leather donkey was sitting on, and asked Li Er to sit down. Only then did he complain and say: "The head of the house, you are really, why do you care about those things in their family?" Whether it is the old fort or Yu Xiu'e, it is not a fuel-efficient lamp, to put it bluntly, it is not a good thing. Where did she hit you just now? I'll give it back for you. ”

Zhang Fengxian said, raising her slap, and she was about to do something to Yu Xiu'e.

Li Er smiled bitterly: "Forget it, don't be like her." Besides, I suffered a loss, which was a little compensation for the sleep I slept with her back then. Yu Xiu'e, you beat me today, I slept with you in the past, and the two of us are clear, from now on, the well water of the two of us will not interfere with the river water, and we must not tell your old fort that we have something to do, so that he feels complacent about wearing a cuckold! ”

Yu Xiu'e scolded: "You still say? I was going to hang myself to die, but you took advantage of the fire and tore my pants off, shameless fellow. ”

Li Erdao: "I'm also in a hurry, if I don't pick up your pants, can you let go of the hanging hand?" ”

Yu Xiu'e bowed her head and was speechless.

Zhang Fengxian took the red tassel gun and her family's kitchen knife, helped Li Er, and slowly went home. Li Er was afraid that Yu Xiu'e wouldn't be able to think about it, so he looked back at her from time to time.

Zhang Fengxian said angrily: "Don't shave your head, your burden is hot, and you still look reluctant, Yu Xiu'e is really, why don't you kick you to death!" ”

Little Peach knew from the mouth of the donkey that Li Er had been kicked by Yu Xiu'e just now, and she couldn't feel at ease, so she hurriedly ran over and asked what was going on, was the kick bad?

Zhang Fengxian said: "Your brother is the material to be kicked." took a knife and a gun and encouraged the old battery to kill his wife, isn't this full of food? You go home and stew a bigger Wang Ba, send it over, I'll buy two bottles of beer, and congratulate him on the beating! Yu Xiu'e is really, she can't kick or kick, she shines on the egg, and she just kicks it down, isn't it? Some people who save it think about him every day. ”

Xiao Taohong pursed her lips and smiled, and said, "Sister, I'm afraid it's not enough to buy two bottles of beer, it's better to buy more." ”

Zhang Fengxian smiled: "Did I say that if you buy two bottles, you will have two bottles?" That's angry talk. You kiss your brother, all the time, it's not worrying at all. ”

Xiao Taohong said: "Can I clean him up at night?" ”

"Thinking of something good? Get lost! Why don't you go stew Wang Ba? Zhang Fengxian was a little angry.

Little Pink ran away with a smoke. (To be continued......)