In the evening, Widow Sun waited for Gou Youdao and washed her feet. After sending him to lie down, he asked, "Old man, this afternoon you were muttering dumb riddles with Li Er, what is the medicine you two are talking about?" ”

"I really want to know, wow? When Xiaohong comes back from the quagmire, won't you know it at a glance? Hearing is false, seeing is believing. Gou Youdao turned over, fell asleep, and no longer talked to Widow Sun about the medicine.

Three days later, the little red wind came back from outside. A tired face. It seems that there is no good rest in the quagmire. Two big dark circles under the eyes, you can see it very clearly.

Gou Youdao is oiling the shrimp in front of the stove. He asked Xiaohong with concern: "I'm back, I've worked hard for you." Is that medicine available? ”

Li Er sat at the small table in the kitchen and drank tea. Quickly handed the cup of hot tea on the table to Xiaohong's hand.

Widow Sun asked, "Xiaohong, have you brought back the huge miracle medicine for healing?" Everyone is waiting for you to come back, counting on the medicine to save a huge life. What miracle medicine wow? Take it out and I'll take a look! ”

Xiaohong placed a large envelope with a sewn mouth on the table in front of Li Er. Before Li Er could reach out his hand, the anxious Widow Sun took the first step and took the so-called magic medicine in her hand. When he opened the envelope, he was stunned, and he couldn't help but exclaim: "Isn't this a shell?" ”

Widow Sun's voice didn't matter, and she recruited Eryingzi, who was waiting in the hall to eat. She probed her head in and asked, "What's the matter, your seafood restaurant, have you come in with a shell?" Let me see. ”

It's still Li Er's cleverness. He snatched the envelope from Widow Sun's hand and stuffed it neatly under the small table. smiled at Eryingzi, who had just come in, and said, "Your ears are really spiritual." Much stronger than the donkey's ears. The seafood restaurant is to climb in one of your relatives without pretending, and the other is not paying attention, and crawls under the stove. When the master finishes frying the shrimp, he will catch it and show you. ”

Although Er Yingzi was a little dissatisfied with Li Er's relatives who scolded her just now for being a shell, she knew that Li Er didn't spit out bones and was a master who couldn't be provoked, so. just cast a blank eye at Li Er, and didn't dare to make too many mistakes. Seeing Li Er waving at her, he went back to the hall.

Li Er threw the two big red dates used by Gou Youdao for drinking tea into the oil pot, Gou Youdao understood, fried the red dates in the pot black, fished them out and threw them under the stove, and no longer touched it.

After a short time, Lao Yu came in, followed by Eryingzi. Li Er understood that it must be Eryingzi who was talking nonsense in front of Lao Yu. What is said that there is a shell lang in the seafood restaurant, she is not celebrating her birthday today, she must be celebrating with wine in the seafood restaurant. So. The eldest brother-in-law who is the old Eryingzi will definitely attend the banquet.

Li Er hurriedly got up, greeted him with a smile, and asked, "Uncle Cousin, are you coming for dinner?" ”

"Yes, today isn't her second aunt's birthday, come and join in the fun. You'll come and sit down later. ”

Li Er readily agreed. Hurriedly handed a cup of hot tea to Lao Yu's hand.

Lao Yu asked, "I heard just now that there was a shell lang in the seafood restaurant." Is there such a thing? Hygiene is very important. Especially in the catering industry, you can't be sloppy. ”

Lao Yu asked Widow Sun: "Did you shout just now?" ”

Gou Youdao replied for Widow Sun: "The old woman is dazzled." The kitchen of the seafood restaurant is supervised by my master himself, and the hygiene is very strict. Just now I was drinking jujube tea. I fried a few red dates, and one accidentally blew up two of them, and I threw those two red dates under the stove. The old woman was blind and mistakenly saw the two red dates as the two shells, which is not. Those two fake shells are still under my feet. ”

Gou Youdao drove out the two bearded red dates under his feet little by little with his feet and kicked them to Lao Yu's feet.

Li Er stretched out his hand and took the two red dates in his hand, shook them in front of Lao Yu, and then threw one of them into his mouth, chewed a few mouthfuls, and then spit out the jujube beard in his palm, brought it to Lao Yu, and showed it to him. (Jujube beard, i.e. jujube kernel - author's note)

Lao Yu looked at the jujube beard in Li's second-hand, picked up the bearded red jujube at Gou Youdao's feet, looked at it carefully, and when he was convinced that the so-called shell lang in his hand was really a bearded red date, he was relieved. said with a smile: "I said, the seafood restaurant that my virtuous nephew personally guarded, it is impossible for it to climb into the shell." If the hygiene is not good. Who would dare to come to dinner. ”

"That's, that's." Li Er quipped: "How many years, we haven't seen that thing, if there is, it has really become a rarity." If you get it on the set, you will definitely be able to sell it for a big price! ”

"Hahaha!" Lao Yu laughed happily. When I walked out of the kitchen, I met Widow Sun who was about to enter the kitchen outside the door, and taught her: "In the future, you will be dizzy, and you will talk about it when you see it clearly." Where is there any shell lang in the seafood restaurant? I think you said that you are committed to smashing the sale of seafood restaurants. ”

Widow Sun was educated by Lao Yu, and she was not convinced, and said in a low voice: "There is a shell lang in the seafood restaurant, I saw it myself, so there can be a fake." ”

"What?" Lao Yu immediately stopped. Looking back at Widow Sun's face, he looked back at her scrutinizing gaze. Just now, although Widow Sun spoke in a very soft voice, she still let Lao Yu hear it. She saw that Lao Yu heard her words, her face turned yellow with fright, and she hurriedly ran to the kitchen. Who knows, Lao Yu still followed Widow Sun and returned to the kitchen. He wants to figure out whether there is a shell lang in the seafood restaurant, whether there is one or not?

Li Er heard that Lao Yu was gone and returned. Know that things are broken. Hurriedly changed a trick. Strive to cover up the truth. He scolded in his heart: "Two hundred and five grandson widows, born with a wife's mouth." If you don't speak, no one will treat you like a dumb person! Shut your mouth, okay? ”

Lao Yu forced Widow Sun with his gaze and drove her into the kitchen. said: "Widow Sun, you have repeatedly said that there is a shell lang in the seafood restaurant. Looks like you can see it clearly, right? Then show it to me and show it. If you really find a shell lang from the seafood house, I will reward you! ”

Widow Sun was forced into a corner by Lao Yu and had no choice. If you want to retreat, it is no longer possible. Simply break the jar and break it. Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water. went up from Li Second-hand, snatched the envelope that was full of shell Lang just now, handed it directly to Lao Yu's hand, and said majestically: "I said that there is a shell Lang, you just don't believe it, see for yourself, what is this!" When did my widow tell a lie? ”

Gou Youdao saw Widow Sun do this, that is, he sold the seafood restaurant, and also betrayed his master, as long as Lao Yu caught the handle, the seafood restaurant would be over. It's not just today's guests who are leaving. In the future, the sale of seafood restaurants will also be smashed. He knew that Widow Sun had made a big deal this time, so he glared angrily, looked at Widow Sun's face, and wanted to go up and kick her to death.

Li Er said with a smile: "Uncle Cousin, don't listen to Widow Sun's nonsense, didn't you see those two jujubes with your own eyes just now?" ”

Lao Yu opened the envelope handed over by Widow Sun, poured out four or five red dates from it, put them in the palm of his hand and looked at them for a while, and when he was sure that there was no problem, he put those red dates into the envelope again, and asked suspiciously: "Widow Sun, are you trying to make trouble?" Take the village cadres as improper leaders, and take me as a monkey. ”

Widow Sun was immediately stunned on the spot. When she understood what was going on in front of her, her face turned yellow with fright. His hands trembled a little, and he looked at Gou Youdao for help.

Gou Youdao knew that Widow Sun had caused a big disaster. I had the heart to save her, but I couldn't think of a good way for a while. I had to lower my head and fry the shrimp honestly, not daring to say more.

Widow Sun looked at Li Er with a plea for help again, hoping that Li Er would say a few kind words for her in front of Lao Yu.

Li Erxin understood. Immediately got up, took the envelope from Lao Yu's hand, accompanied by a smiling face, let Lao Yu out of the kitchen, and criticized Widow Sun a few words lightly. And so it went.

Lao Yu is gone. Frequently raised a glass in the hall to celebrate the birthday of his sister-in-law. Gulping down seafood. It looks very relaxing.

Li Er returned to the kitchen. Pale and with a pain in his thighs, he grinned his teeth. Gou Youdao hurriedly closed the kitchen door. He asked, "Master, where does it hurt?" Where did you get that medicine? ”

Li Er pointed to his trouser pocket and whispered, "Hurry up and catch that medicine for me." ”

Gou Youdao hurriedly put his hand into Li Er's trouser pocket, grabbed the three generals, and put them in his leather shoes under the bed, with two socks stuffed on them. Prevent them from escaping.

Li Erjin called Xiaohong to go to the quagmire, and the shell lang he caught was the kind of general with horns on his head. This guy is very good at arching, hard dirt, it doesn't take much effort to arch in. Just now, Li Er saw that the situation was urgent, so he casually stuffed the three generals into his trouser pockets, who thought that this guy was not honest in it, and arched down Li Er's thighs, probably because he wanted to arch a hole and get in. Do you think, is Li Er's leg a hole? The general inserted the sharp horn into Li Er's thigh, and in a few clicks, Li Er's thigh was torn off, and blood flowed out. At that time, Lao Yu had just walked out, Li Er didn't dare to make a noise, gritted his teeth and persevered, and finally sent Lao Yu out of the kitchen, Gou Youdao took out the general for Li Er, and Li Er's blood had already flowed down his thigh. Put a little pink distressed, and burn the fire. She pointed at Widow Sun and shouted in a low voice: "Wait for Lao Yu to leave, see how I clean up your broken mouth!" (To be continued......)