The tiger jokingly asked his wife to take off his pants, and the wild boar continued to coax and coax: Take it off, if you don't take it off, it's definitely not your wife. This wild boar is really good, the first time he met the tiger's wife, he spoke without scruples. The tiger scolded the wild boar: Nyima, take it off for his wife to show him! After speaking, the tiger patted the direction of her wife's buttocks, and the tiger's wife had a good temper, and said with a smile: I don't have to take it off, I'm not his wife! The boar pointed at the tiger and laughed, saying that the tiger was. The tiger also laughed and complained that his wife did not give him face.

In the midst of talking and laughing, everyone finished eating, the atmosphere was very good, and they didn't drink too much. We didn't go anywhere that day, so we rested at the tiger's house, and the tiger said that he would take me and the wild boar for a good walk the next day. At night, I slept in a room with wild boars, but unfortunately there was no computer in the house, which was a little boring. But before I could fall asleep, I heard a burst of bed calls from the next room. The tiger and his wife are doing something, this wife and wife are so loud, and they are very tender. Don't think about it, it's just deliberately called me and the wild boar, and it's really a woman who is married and has children, it's really not subtle at all.

After listening to it for a while, the wild boar asked me: How is his wife? I said, "Yes, that's it, it's enough for me to listen to it for two months." The wild boar sighed: Yes, this tiger is very capable, and he has found such a good wife, much better than you. I scolded the wild boar: fuck off! The wild boar said: You see, how good the rural daughter-in-law is, no worse than the local one in Dalian, let the tiger introduce you tomorrow. I smiled and said, "If there is anyone like his wife, I can really consider it." The wild boar and I secretly laughed, thinking that the tiger would be fine in ten minutes, but Nima was half an hour old, and her wife was still calling for bed.

The wild boar finally couldn't bear it anymore, ran to the door, and shouted in the direction of the tiger house: Okay, I know it's your wife, can I believe it? Don't take medicine next time, hurt your body, doesn't the book say, 8 minutes-12 minutes is the most reasonable. After the wild boar said this, he didn't give me a laugh to death, it was so cheap, it was so cheap. Less than 5 minutes later, the tiger came to our house in big pants. When the wild boar saw the tiger, he said, "Is it cool?" Aren't you tired? 40 minutes a day, can your wife walk the next day? Have you ever heard a saying: a thin stream of water!

The tiger was also laughed at by the wild boar, and then took a cigarette and lit it, saying: After the incident, a cigarette is as happy as a fairy. This sentence reminds me of what we used to say in college: a cigarette after a meal is as happy as a fairy. While smoking, the tiger asked me and the wild boar: How is my wife? The wild boar said, "We don't know, we haven't done it." The tiger punched the wild boar and said with a smile: When your wife gives me it, I will give it to you. It's really a college mix, and it's all cheap without a bottom for jokes! The wild boar diverted the topic and asked the tiger: You two are fighting so hard, do you want a second child?

The tiger said: If you have it, you want it, follow the fate, anyway, my wife is young, why don't you have children? What about you? When do you want to have children? The wild boar sighed and said: Besides, now I don't have a job, what do I have to raise a child. The tiger smiled and asked me, "What's wrong with you?" I smiled helplessly, and the wild boar hurriedly grabbed and said: He is even more of a few things, and he registered immediately, and his wife ran away, don't mention him. The tiger patted me and said, "It's good, it's good, it's nothing good to get married." I'm quite embarrassed that the tiger made me like this, and I'm really speechless.

The three of us talked in bed until the second half of the night, and we didn't sleep. The more we talked, the more excited I became, I didn't feel sleepy at all, and I was prone to insomnia when I went to a new place. The wild boar said he was hungry, so the tiger called his wife up and gave us three hot things to eat. The tiger's wife was also obedient, so she went to get us food. After a while, a pot of instant noodles was cooked, and then a few more dishes were served. I saw the tiger wife wearing a pajama, which was vacuum, and the bumps could be seen a little bit. It's particularly sexy, and it's not like a rural daughter-in-law at all, and the pajamas are a bit fashionable.

After the tiger's wife finished cooking, she didn't go back to sleep, but leaned on the tiger's shoulder and closed her eyes for a while. The wild boar asked her to go back to sleep, she said: It's okay, you finish eating, I still have to wash the dishes, I'll squint here for a while, you can sleep after eating, don't talk. The tiger saw that her wife was so virtuous, and it was really a smug expression on her face. I could see his wife's big white legs from the side, and I could see a little bit of his underwear. That skin is so good, if it weren't for my friend's wife, then I would definitely have to do it, it's just my dish!

Wild boar, like me, also stared at the thigh of the tiger's wife, and after reading it, he also pretended to tell the tiger: Don't let your wife catch a cold, cover something. The tiger looked at his wife's thigh and said, "It's okay, it's not cold in autumn." After eating supper, it will be a real sleep. I slept until noon the next day, and when I got up, I saw the tiger wife at first sight when I got out of the house. At that time, the mood was really good, and I felt that this day would be beautiful, and this time I came to relax. After washing our faces and eating lunch, the three of us went out.

Tiger said to take the two of us to do something serious first, and then go to entertainment. Riding a motorcycle, I and the wild boar to a small shop, and after entering the shop, I saw two fruit machines. The tiger greeted the shopkeeper and asked me what I was drinking with the boar. We were drinking water, but the boar and I were confused, not knowing what to do at the shop. There are a few people playing in front of the 2 fruit machines, which are basically extinct in Dalian. I remember when I was in junior high school, there were still video game halls, and later the video game halls were replaced with hat machines, animal carousels and other gambling machines.

These fruit machines are all 1 yuan coins, and if you don't have change, you can just exchange them with the shop owner. The wild boar asked the tiger: Don't tell me that it's a good thing to play this. Tiger smiled and said: Have you ever played? The wild boar leaned in, patted his chest and said: Lao Tzu let you see what is professional! I grew up playing with this. After a while, a fruit machine was vacated, and the wild boar sat on it, changed 10 steel hammers and began to play. I followed suit a few times, and honestly, this thing is pretty fun. I won more than 60 yuan with 10 yuan, but then we lost back.

The person playing next to him also left, and then the tiger told the wild boar not to play. Then I saw the tiger take out a bunch of keys and turn on the fruit machine. Only then did the wild boar and I understand that these two fruit machines belong to tigers! The tiger clicked on the steel hammer inside, and then exchanged the whole money with the shopkeeper and took me and the wild boar with him. When he got out of the shop, the wild boar asked the tiger: "Are you doing this now?" The tiger said: Yes, just do this, make money! The wild boar said: Nonsense, who doesn't know how to make money, but this thing is risky, you fucking have a wife, children and a family, every day, not afraid of accidents?

The tiger scolded the wild boar:, I want to make money, but I'm afraid of the west, you think the money is a pie, falling from the sky and hitting your head? The wild boar said very seriously at the time: I don't object to crooked ways to make money, but you are too risky, anyway, I am your brother, and I tell the truth. The tiger said: Don't pretend, when you were bad, you were much worse than me, and now you are still a good person. The wild boar smiled, immediately changed his face, and asked the tiger: How much can you do in a month? The tiger said: Tens of thousands. I watched them talk, and I knew they were both saying things against their will.

The first wild boar didn't care about how much money he made at all, but knew that he couldn't persuade the tiger, so he would ask so, and he was very shrewd and experienced in the round field and pretending to be biao. Second, the tiger doesn't just make tens of thousands of dollars for doing this, and of course it won't be honest with me and the wild boar. It can be seen that the tiger is very experienced, and he will only turn on the fruit machine when he is gone. Next, the tiger drove me and the wild boar to more than a dozen small shops. Every time I go to a place, my heart trembles, if this is an accident, it is no longer a matter of fines, this is the rhythm of going in and squatting.

Such a large scale is definitely not done by the tiger alone, and the wild boar does not ask much, and pretends to ask the tiger if there is a way, he can consider going back to Dalian to do it. The tiger said: Don't think about it, Dalian City has already been divided, and you are late. I also invested a lot of money in it, so I was able to divide such a place, and the water here is very deep, and I don't want to enter it. The boar nodded, but didn't say anything, and I was silent next to me. Seriously, what is a ruthless person, a tiger can definitely be called a ruthless person. I thought that if I was mixed in school, I would be good in society, but my idea was naïve.

When it was time for dinner, the tiger took me and the wild boar to a good local hotel. I'm not polite with the wild boar, anyway, the consumption is a tiger treat. The three of us ordered a bunch of expensive dishes, and the tiger said: These dishes are not thousands in the city? I don't need to tell you here, I really don't have this good place to live in Dalian. The wild boar and I both nodded yes, not convinced, the price is really cheap. I asked Tiger if he wanted to call his wife to come with him, and Tiger said, "No, I said hello to her, and I won't go back to eat or live tonight."

I'll tell you the truth, I really want to eat with his wife, and we order so much that I can't eat at all. Sure enough, the three of us couldn't move until the end, and we still had more than half of it left. However, Tiger booked a room directly at the hotel and asked the waiter to pack the dishes to the room. I also know where to stay at night, and that's all I have left for the next entertainment program. Tiger told me and the wild boar that there are too many fun places to play, and I promise to play enough for both of them, but I will play for a few days.

The first stop was a song hall, and the tiger was a regular customer at first glance, and after he went, he immediately called the waiter to call the boss. I waited with the wild boar in the hall, and the wild boar whispered to me: Seriously, I've been to this kind of place enough, but it's not bad to experience the rural ladies. I smiled and said: People are here to be a green and healthy place, what do you want! The wild boar scolded me: You don't hesitate to be biao, this place is healthy, and I have the same surname as you.