"Cut, this footwork is the foundation of my eating, do you think I will teach you?" The underwear thief glanced at You Yang with disdain.

"Okay, that's what you said, since you don't teach me, I have to do it myself, and I have enough food and clothing. When I arrest you, there will be a way for you to speak. You Yang had a hideous face and wanted to step forward.

"Look at the underwear." The underwear thief suddenly threw the underwear in his hand to the side, attracting You Yang's attention, and he wanted to start escaping, but You Yang didn't care about the underwear, and directly reached out and grabbed the underwear thief. This one was grabbed on the chest of the underwear thief.

This time, You Yang was stunned.

"It doesn't feel right!"

Pull hard.

There was a stabbing sound, and the clothes on the chest of the underwear thief were directly grabbed by You Yang.

You Yang looked at the rags in his hands with a strange face, and then looked at the underwear thief in front of him, and his mind instantly became blank.

I rub! How is it a woman!??

"Ah!!!h

The underwear thief let out an exclamation, and what was originally just a little shrill suddenly became a high decibel level.

"Damn, she's such a woman!"

You Yang was completely stunned, he felt that this world was too crazy.

The madness makes people feel that mice and cats can live together, and elephants can fall in love with goats.

He couldn't help but look at the underwear thief again, threw aside the bra he was holding in his hand, and said; "Are you a pervert! You're a woman, and you steal a woman's underwear! I rub !!! ”

The underwear thief clasped his hands to his chest and shouted; "You're a dead pervert!"

You Yang looked at the person in front of him speechlessly, it was the first time he had seen the underwear thief actually scold the person who captured her for being perverted. Is it because you are outdated, or is the world so crazy?

Homosexual? Good friends? A lifetime of happiness?!!!!

You Yang couldn't help but tremble, goosebumps stood up, looked at the underwear thief, and shouted; "You're a pervert, a big pervert! If you want underwear, won't you buy it yourself, what's wrong, stealing women's underwear! Why don't you steal my underwear, I live in the boys' dormitory building next door, dormitory 1111! ”

"You stinky men's things, so dirty, who wants them!"

The underwear thief glanced at You Yang, looked at the bra on the ground, showed a satisfied expression, and said; "Women are the most beautiful in the world, even the underwear cover is beautiful, such a smelly thing, people can't help but tremble when they think about it."

Call......

You Yang felt a gust of cold wind blowing, his hands couldn't help but hug each other, rubbing his arms, he really couldn't stand it, looking at the eyes of the underwear thief, he suddenly felt that the balls were shrunk together.

Now, You Yang really doesn't know what to do, grab this so-called underwear thief and go back? Or send it to the police? Do people believe it? Maybe this person bites back and says that he has a premeditated ill-conceived plan against her, then he really can't say it clearly.

"Miss Ben remembered you today, you waited for me." The underwear thief snorted and reflexively ran to the balcony.

You Yang could only watch wordlessly as she fled from the upstairs and chased back? People's underwear has been caught by themselves, how to catch it?

Reluctantly walked to the balcony and looked at the swaying figure, which was very attractive.

"I didn't notice it just now, but if you look closely, this chick has a good figure."

You Yang sighed and picked up two pieces of underwear on the ground, one was the owner of this dormitory, her inner was a khaki Mickey Mouse type, and the underwear thief was black.

Looking at the inner heel hood on his hands, You Yang subconsciously put the underwear thief's hood in front of his nose and sniffed it.

But, at this time, too.

There was a creak ~ The door of the girls' dormitory was pushed open.

The moment he pushed the door, You Yang just put his bra in front of his nose, intending to smell it.

And this scene was seen by a girl who had just come in wearing a three-point and one-line line.

The girl was holding a water bottle in her hand, and her mouth was slightly open.

You Yang raised his head slightly and looked at the girl reflexively.

Quack!

The water bottle in his hand fell to the ground with a 'pop' sound, and the hot water inside flowed to the ground.

The female voice was stunned at the door of the dormitory.

Yes......

Lingerie thief!

You Yang was also taken aback, because he couldn't explain his appearance at this time.

Holding Nene in one hand and bra in the other, there is a kind of kitchen knife in hand, and the smell of lightning is awesome!

And the position where the woman stood was at the door of the dormitory, and then facing You Yang's room, and the two happened to be facing each other.

So, when the girl opened the door and walked in, she saw a man with a bra in his hand, as if he was the kind of exhibitionist on the street, and then, inside, he was holding the hood with a lewd face.

And You Yang is not like this, the moment he saw the girl enter the door, it was nothing, but when he saw the girl's appearance clearly, he was suddenly stunned.

This is not the most important thing, the key thing is that this woman is wearing a three-point line, Nima, obviously just came in after taking a shower.

The skin is as white as jade, and the long beautiful legs support the devilish figure.

A little higher, there is a white inner line clinging to the Three Gorges, and the hurried pinch can be clearly seen. Above, there is a towering mountain, standing like the Himalayas, as if it is about to jump out of the white cover, it can be described as a rough wave!

Moreover, the most important thing is that You Yang still kept the action of sniffing the mask, and he didn't react for a long time.

Because, he really can't take his eyes off.

And after the girl screamed, she wanted to turn around and run, but as soon as she turned around, the girl turned back and shouted; "You Yang! How are you! Are you the underwear thief!! ”

Coming back to his senses, You Yang hurriedly threw away the cover in his hand and looked at the sky depressedly, he felt that any explanation at this time would be pale, what about the pit father!!!

A few minutes later.

You Yang and Jiang Ruyan strolled in the back garden of the school.

"What you say is true?" Jiang Ruyan asked.

"Do you think I'm going to lie to you?" You Yang lit a cigarette depressedly, took a puff and said; "I just found out about the underwear thief, so I chased after the back of the girls' dormitory building, but I didn't expect to cause such a misunderstanding, and I was helpless."

"And whose black bra is that?" Jiang Ruyan asked.

"The underwear thief."

"You mean, that black hood was stolen by an underwear thief?"

"No, the underwear thief is a woman."

……

"You Yang, this, it's not that I don't believe you, you told me that Sun Wukong has a relationship with Ultraman, and I believe it, but this is too contrary to common sense." Jiang Ruyan said.

"Khan, what I said is true, if you don't believe me, I can't help it." You Yang shrugged his shoulders, took a puff on his cigarette, thought about it, and said; "If I lied to you, do you think I'm a little flustered with this explanation? I'm not stupid, I'm going to find a reason, and I have to find a more reasonable, such an unbounded reason...... I don't think I'm that stupid yet! ”

You Yang was about to burst into tears, so he could only explain as much as he could.

Jiang Ruyan pondered slightly, nodded, and thought about it, if he was really an underwear thief, how could he find such an excuse? So he asked; "Is that really a woman?"

"I swear, it's definitely a woman, otherwise where did I get this underwear?" You Yang said with an oath.

"It's really weird, there are women stealing women's underwear these years? What does that woman look like? Jiang Ruyan asked.

"Very good figure." You Yang showed a hint of remembrance.

"Sure enough, it's a beast!" Jiang Ruyan glanced at You Yang with disdain, and then said; "Okay, believe you for the time being, this underwear will be used as evidence, put it here with me, and confiscate it for you. Also, fortunately, you went to my dormitory today, if you are seen by other girls, You Yang, you are completely finished! ”

When he said this, Jiang Ruyan lowered his head shyly and asked; "How are you going to thank me? You've lost my whole body, and you're going to give it to you for the first time! ”

I'll rub it!

You Yang was helpless, Jiang Ruyan was right, her upper body, lower body, all of them were lost by herself, and the last line of defense was left unseen. It's kind of breaking people's places.

The most important thing is that the last time I treated her, I directly kneaded people to death and brought them back to life, and she got wet......

"Uh, how do you think I can thank you?" You Yang asked with a squint of his eyes.

"Nasty, I'm asking you." Jiang Ruyan said with a red face.

"Do you want to, hehe." You Yang laughed evilly, and then made a gesture to kiss him.

Belch......

Jiang Ru's cigarette butt was buried even lower, and he didn't know what to do for a while.

Do you want him to kiss him? Don't kiss, am I looking too stingy? Dear, will he think I'm too insincere?

What to do? Hey, forget it, let him break it anyway, except for him, I won't marry anyone in my life.

Thinking of this, Jiang Ruyan raised his head, closed his eyes, and his little heart fluttered.

You Yang smiled and kissed him slowly.

It's just that You Yang just bowed his head.

Suddenly, Ka Ah Ka.

The sound of taking pictures was heard.

You Yang was startled, turned around, and saw two obscene figures.

"Lao Bi, it's useless for you to see it, I took a picture." Dasha looked at his phone and shouted with his hands dancing.

"Oh, Dasha, I also photographed it, it's too gossipy, it's definitely the headline news of South China University."

……

The two were still immersed in the joy of gossip, and unconsciously walked towards You Yang.

"Is it handsome? Why don't I take a few pictures of you? You Yang squinted and asked.

"Okay." As soon as Lao Bi finished speaking, he was suddenly stunned.

Looking up, he glanced at Dasha, but this glance revealed a deep horror.

It's over~ fluttering.

Before the two of them could react, the mobile phone in their hands was pinched in You Yang's hand.

Rattle is a bang.

The phone turned into powder in an instant.

"You two are idle day by day, don't you? Can you stop gossiping like this? This time I should give you a warning, and next time, you're finished! You Yang said fiercely.

Jiang Ruyan looked at the two of them, and he was also angry, so he couldn't push You Yang back, but he didn't expect to be disturbed by these two guys, so he scolded; "Are you two paparazzi? Why don't you do serious things every day, and you only think about stealing and photographing people?! ”

"Oh, Mom, how do you know, sister? We are a school journalist, and digging up front-line news is our daily task! Lao Bi said at the same time as Dasha.