A small town in Grodia

Hu Che squatted on a telephone pole covered with small advertisements, playing "Mobile Storm", while Long Wen held the phone in his hand, pointed to the phone number on the small advertisement, and dialed "Hey!" one by one, "Hey! Hello! Is it a 'XX moving company?' Do you still have people to recruit here? "How old am I?" "I'm thirty or five years old this Chinese New Year's Eve!" "Ahh Yes? Feed? Feed!! Hu Che sighed while playing the game: "I don't like you for being old." ”

Long Wen pointed to the phone and said angrily: "I'll go!" Now the world has developed to this extent? Is thirty-five considered old? Righteous and prime! If I follow those bosses, I should be 'buried in the ground' at the age of forty! Hu Che said lazily: "Only you think you are a 'post-youth', okay." In fact, you're really stupid enough to hide your age, aren't you? At first glance, you just don't have any experience working part-time. ”

Long Wen: "Do you have experience?" Hu Che shook the Pad in his hand at this time and said, "I can learn from the experience of other people's phone applications on the Internet!" Long Wen touched his head: "It's too!" At this time, Long Wen suddenly saw a small pink advertisement that said XX Public Relations Company, so he looked at Hu Che evilly: "Boy, I'll make this call, and then you go to 'apply' How about it?" Hu Che: "Me? Why don't you become a 'male publicist'? ”

Long Wen: "I'm old! Hu Che: "Aren't you 'post-youth'!" It's just right for you to go, because the people who need male PR are all at the level of Obasan, and you are really 'post-youth' when you are with them! Long Wen smacked his lips: "Your kid's brain and mouth are really getting more and more powerful!" Hu Che: "Thanks for the compliment!" Long Wen pouted his ass and continued to carefully check every small advertisement on the telephone pole from top to bottom, "Hey! Ay! This should work. Hu Che unscrewed the cap of the mineral water bottle: "What kind of work?" ”

Long Wen crossed his waist and repeated: "My dog was lost on October X, please find the clue......." Hu Che squirted out of his mouth directly with a mouthful of water, "What rice?" Dog Hunt!! At this moment, the two of them felt the atmosphere of 'disharmony' around them at the same time, and the tiger looked blankly at a cow flower bulldog with wet fur standing in front of them. Inexplicably, he was sprayed with water, and the pit bull pulled down the old K face of the boss-like playing cards while dripping with a "woo" sound of displeasure in his throat.

Hu Che drooped his eyelids and provoked: "What? I saw that the bulldog clicked his mouth twice, and then the four inner characters "bar" walked to Hu Che's side, cocked their hind feet, and sprinkled a soak of dog urine on the hem of his trousers, and then calmly shook the inner characters "bar" and left. Long Wen looked at the bulldog who was walking away with his tail twisting the 'flower roll' in surprise, gave a thumbs up and sighed: "Cow! ”

At this time, Hu Che, who reacted, suddenly jumped up: "You brute! Dare to pee at my feet, see if I don't castrate you! As he spoke, he was about to run over, and at this time, Long Wen hurriedly grabbed Hu Che's arm behind him and lifted him up in mid-air, Hu Che scolded the two calves and still struggled in mid-air: "Let go of me!" I must make him into a dog meat hot pot today...."Long Wen nervously kept "Shhh Shhhhhh ”

This time, he saw a bejeweled Oubasang with a fat body of one hundred and seventy or eighty pounds standing next to Long Wen, this Obasang grinned like he had just eaten raw meat, and the lion roared: "Dare to insult my family's 'sweetheart' like this, I will make you into a hot pot first!" The spit that Obasang spewed out flew and Long Wenhu was all over his face, not to mention that he saw Obasan's snap fingers and hit more than a dozen tall black-clothed bodyguards, and he suddenly appeared behind her from somewhere.

Long Wen poked Hu Che: "Hurry up and show your innocent smile to evoke the motherhood of this fat sister." Hu Che: "It's her dog ......." Long Wen quickly covered his mouth at this time, and then nodded to Oubasang with a smile on his face: "I'm sorry aunt..." Auntie ......." Long Wen looked at Hu Che in surprise: "Could it be that I called it wrong?" ”

I saw Obasang Qiyun Dantian Lion roaring: "Hit me!" More than a dozen black-clothed bodyguards rushed towards Long Wen and Hu Che at the same time, Long Wen quickly picked up Hu Che and ran away, and asked while running: "I feel that my name is right!" Hu Che: "Don't you know that women like to talk about their age since they were young?" Long Wen snorted and ran and said, "He is older than my aunt, do I still call her 'big sister'?!! ”

Because the route was not familiar, Long Wen was chased and intercepted by more than a dozen bodyguards, and finally before he could open the door, he was pressed to the ground and beaten violently, after the beating, the bodyguard walked away, and Long Wen, who was beaten on the head with a 'big bag' and a 'small bag', leaned against the car door and said to Hu Che, who was holding his chin: "It's really a disaster." Hu Che: "Damn! These days, the dogs of rich families are better than those of part-time workers! ”

Long Wen turned on the phone at this time and said to Hu Che: "Fortunately, I wrote down the phone, do you want to do the job of finding a dog?" Hu Che angrily shook his wet shoes: "Don't mention 'dog' to me!" Long Wen: "Then you want to do 'male public relations'?" Hu Che: "There is no third option?" Long Wen stared at Hu Che with a blank look in his eyes: "You choose one of 'male public relations' and 'looking for a dog'." ”

Hu Che angrily threw his shoes out: "Fuck! Dog (go)! Dog (GO)!! Long Wen shook his hand at this time: "Actually, if your face is not favored by Oubasan, it will also be favored by Ou Jisan, isn't it much faster than helping people find dogs to make money?" The tiger's seven orifice smoked: "You are Ou Jisan, have you taken a fancy to me?" Long Wen replied innocently: "I like women!" After opening the car door and getting into the car, Hu Che shouted under the car at this time: "Hey! You picked up my shoes for me! That's a global limited edition of NIKE! (To be continued......)