【Collection】

Nirvana, who has an inassable mouth, is choked a lot, and his daughter's ability to sing against himself has become more and more skillful, and the power is higher than once. Even if he has three heads and six arms against the sky, it is really difficult to parry.

Concubine Guan smiled and remained silent without any surprise. But Nirvana clearly smelled a faint sour smell.

The little girl did not chase after her, but muttered in a low voice something that made Nirvana even more devastated: "Isn't it just the dirty dream of three wives and four concubines hugging left and right, what dare you not admit." Li'er didn't hear the next paragraph clearly, I don't know if Aunt Feng Ru and Aunt Li Nuan were added to Lu Dao! Front-and-back pinch? ”

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After breakfast, the three of them went to school together. The little girl was carried by Nirvana, and the puppy chased after her. Guan Feixuan and Nirvana stood side by side, chatting without a word. Although Nirvana is not good at words, and he is even more restrained in front of his favorite concubine, he has not yet reached the embarrassing situation of having nothing to say.

When they arrived at the school gate, Concubine Guan waved goodbye and left, and the two sides went different ways.

Nirvana watched Concubine Guan's beautiful figure disappear from sight, sighed at the little girl on her back and said, "Girl, when will you not be a stumbling block on your father's road?"

The little girl tilted her head and thought about it, and said with a smile: "Wait until the sun no longer rises and the moon no longer sets!" ”

Nirvana, whose mouth twitched, hurried with his head stuffy, he had no hope in this life

Along the way, there was a string of crisp laughter from the little girl! With the little girl, the happiness never stops!

Nirvana walked into the classroom with the little girl on his back, but he was keenly aware that today's atmosphere was different from the past, very serious, and a little heavy.

The father and daughter sat down, and Nirvana, who had doubts, opened the class schedule and looked at it, his face changed, with a little pain like sitting on pins and needles.

"Dad, what's wrong?" The little girl noticed her father's abnormality, asked with concern, and stretched out her little hand to touch Nirvana's brow.

Nirvana smiled a little unnaturally, and said, "Girl, there is a difficult time today, we can get by, we can both sit here safely." If we can't get by, then our father and daughter will be swept away! ”

"What's going on?" The little girl's little head is full of question marks.

Nirvana smiled bitterly: "If Dad is not mistaken, the Black Widow is coming back!" ”

"Black Widow?" The little girl scratched her head, unable to comprehend the deep meaning.

Nirvana explained, "Black Widow is the nickname given by the classmates to the teacher who is about to return to class today, a female professor who seems to be in menopause. ”

Saying that, Nirvana had palpitations.

"Why do you want to be called Black Widow?" The little girl asked curiously.

Nirvana glanced around and explained in a low voice, "The Black Widow is one of the most famous poisonous spiders in the world. Because this Lord is poisonous! ”

The little girl thought for a while, and then asked suspiciously: "Li'er remembers that it was a man who came to class at this time before!" ”

Nirvana sighed: "That's just to substitute teach!" ”

The little girl nodded, rolled her eyes, and asked, "Is it really that scary?" ”

"Really!" Nirvana nodded heavily: "None of these people are not afraid of her, because everyone has tried her cruel punishment. ”

"For example?" The little girl asked, with a little excitement.

"If she asks you to answer a question and you don't, then he'll have you sing the whole song upside down on the podium. If this lesson doesn't stick to it, then continue the next lesson, and so on until it's done! Nirvana said in a low voice.

"Another example?" The little girl asked again.

Nirvana blurted out without thinking: "If she catches doing small movements in class, she will let you run in the classroom aisle for three consecutive classes!" ”

Without waiting for the little girl to ask, Nirvana continued: "If she catches playing with her mobile phone in class, she will ask you to read out the text messages on your mobile phone one by one." If you don't read it, she will make you deeply understand why the flowers are so red! So far, the pattern has never been repeated! ”

"And what if she catches someone behind her back and says bad things about her?" The little girl blinked and asked gloatingly.

"Huh?" Nirvana's face changed greatly, and he hurriedly looked around, but found that there was no one within three meters of the father and daughter, and the crisp laughter of the little girl came from his ears.

Fang Zhi was tricked by the little girl, Nirvana smiled bitterly, and gave the happy little girl a chestnut. But the little girl smiled even happier!

When the class bell rang, a woman in her forties who still had charm walked into the classroom wearing a professional suit and high heels. Looking around, he smiled: "I'm back again, and I didn't die as you expected." ”

The fierce opening remarks were the only ones in the audience, but the little girl's eyes widened. Because she is the only one who doesn't understand Black Widow's fierce style.

The Black Widow put her bag on the podium and smiled, "I know that you all hope that I will not come back." However, I felt lonely without you, so I cut the period of leave in half. Now, I stand here again, not expecting your applause, nor your laughter or cheers, as long as you sit obediently! One unchanging sentence: Under the classroom is your world, and everything is up to you. But the classroom is my world, so whatever I say is what I say! ”

The audience was quiet, and the pin drop could be heard!

However, the next moment, a crisp cheer mixed with the only applause resounded throughout the classroom: "Wow, grandma, you are so mighty"

The initiator is naturally a lawless little girl!

Nirvana, who hid his face with his hands, lowered his head weakly, and made thousands of calculations, but he didn't expect that the little girl would be so unscrupulous.

Grandmother? Well, Nirvana has long been accustomed to the self-familiarity of his daughter. As for mighty? Nirvana really wanted to say: Girl, you left two words: domineering!

The black widow had an angry look on her face, and when she looked at it, she was about to be angry, but she saw a lovely figure cheering there.

"Grandma, they all call you Black Widow, but Li'er thinks that you are like a mighty general!" The little girl gave a thumbs up.

Hearing this, Nirvana's heart rose to his throat. It's really a pot that can't be opened

Everyone's faces stiffened, and they should have resented the little girl's unconcealed mouth, but they were worried about whether the black widow's anger was about to erupt would harm the innocent.

Black Widow stepped off the podium and walked backwards.

It was cloudy for a while, and everyone felt the solemnity of the atmosphere!