Chapter 205: My Dad Just Killed Him!
79 points!
This is You Yang's score for the woman next to him, and in the eyes of ordinary people, these 79 points can already be said to be at the goddess level.
The girl has a cottage in her hand, 32 speakers, a mobile phone with a built-in subwoofer, and Uncle Bird's dad just killed him!
The eyes of almost everyone in the entire car were focused on the goddess!
The Divine Comedy that had killed him almost drowned out the car's engine horn.
You Yang's eyes lit up, this is really fucking too cool, and he will go get one too.
At this moment, the car suddenly braked suddenly.
A person behind You Yang bumped into You Yang, and You Yang's body took a step forward.
At this step, You Yang stepped directly on the shoes of the beautiful woman next to him.
You Yang just wanted to apologize, but people came directly; "My dad just killed him!"
You Yang was stunned for a moment, and after half a sound, You Yang said seriously, "Your father hangs like this, does your mother know......"
The encounter with a beautiful woman can only be regarded as a small episode.
Finally, You Yang came to Wangjia Square.
At this time, the students in the class came to the square one after another and were gathering.
You Yang glanced at it, he had been to this square for the third time.
The first time was with Man Linlin, and the second time was with Liu Ling'er here.
This Wangjia Square is one of the largest squares in Donghai City.
Moreover, the daily flow of people is also surprisingly huge.
"The students of South China University have gathered." Chen Dong's loud voice sounded.
You Yang glanced at it and followed.
At this time, Sophie also came over, and after taking a look, she began to take a roll call; "Zhang San, Li Si, Wang Er Mazi...... You Yang, Liu Haitao, Chen Dong......"
After the roll call, Sophie glanced at it, made sure that no one had escaped, and said; "Okay, now you can find your own job distributing flyers, and when you leave in the afternoon, you can go back to school on your own, that's it, disband!"
The students in the class looked at each other and actively went to the surrounding area of the square to find the companies that distributed flyers, and then applied for jobs.
Among this group of people, You Yang is a special wonder, everyone is gone, but he stands in place, looking up at the sky, that posture, that temperament, and sad eyes, in a popular phrase, is very much like the big wet man Li Bai.
"Huh?"
Sophie sighed, looked at You Yang, and asked; "You Yang, what are you doing here? Why don't you look for a job yet. ”
"Hey, you don't understand." You Yang shook his head, put his hands behind his back, and began to set off.
After walking around the square, You Yang finally found a part-time job.
Promotion propagandist of a certain company.
Of course, this is only official.
According to the folk saying, it is the one who distributes leaflets.
You Yang held a large stack of flyers and stood in front of a fat man.
"These leaflets are all distributed, you are not allowed to throw them away, there will be people watching you, the salary is paid daily, sixty yuan a day, no problem, right?" The fat man asked, squinting.
"No problem." You Yang replied with a smile on his face.
Sixty a day, one hundred and two days, one thousand eight a month, ten thousand eighteen months, more than 20,000 yuan a year!
If you don't eat or drink, you can buy a one-square-meter house in the center of the city for a year, and you can buy a set after a hundred years!
It's not far to make a fortune!
So, the apprentice of the most mysterious god You Han in the world, with a lot of ability, You Yang, began to do his first promising job since he left the mountain, and he could make a fortune.
That is, the official name is the promotion propagandist.
Folk said, distribute leaflets!
Handing out flyers is actually a technical job, and you can see who is going to take your flyers.
If you meet people who don't take your flyers, it will be embarrassing for you, and if you meet people who have a bad temper, you may have to be despised or something.
"It's a great job to learn how to interact with people!"
You Yang comforted himself while launching a flyer on the street.
And on the other side.
"Yanni, the above asked us to crack down on street vendors, as well as the masses who distribute leaflets everywhere, and have no public morality, this job is not easy to do."
On the side of the square, in the most prosperous commercial area, that is, the street where the last gold store robbery was made, two beautiful female policemen walked side by side.
"It's difficult, but you have to do it!"
Zhou Yanni was wearing a police uniform, holding an electric baton in her hand, and said; "The task explained above must be completed! We don't have to worry about anything else, just take care of this street, as long as no one is handing out leaflets or putting up small advertisements in this condition, that's OK. ”
"Well, listen to you." Walking next to Zhou Yanni was her colleague Tian Tian.
At this time, Tian Tian followed Zhou Yanni on patrol, while looking at the shops on both sides of the street, and suddenly saw a street performer; "Yanni, look, there's a performance of a chest crushing boulder in front of you, hurry up and take a look!"
Tian Tian said as she took Zhou Yanni's hand and rushed forward.
That's when it happened.
A man holding a large pile of leaflets in both hands suddenly appeared in front of Tian Tian, and Tian Tian had already run up at this time, and he couldn't stop at all.
Just listen to the bang.
Tian Tian collided with the man holding the flyer.
Fortunately, Tian Tian didn't run fast, so he just touched it briefly, and his chest hit the man's elbow.
"Hey, why did you suddenly run out!" Tian Tian was hit by an elbow in the chest, because there was nothing to expect, and there was a burst of pain.
But Zhou Yanni looked at the man holding the flyer in surprise.
How is he!
You Yang was originally handing out leaflets, but suddenly felt that something hit him, and he was about to take a closer look at who hit him, when he heard a woman's complaint.
You Yang had an apologetic smile on his face, and he was about to say sorry, but suddenly he saw the woman's chest that hit him.
I'll rub it!
How her boobs are sunken!
You Yang looked straight at the place where the woman's chest was sunken, this was the situation of the gods.
Could it be that Nima, this woman has breast augmentation?
Then, being hit by herself, the silicone in her mimi was broken by herself?
Oh my mother, this is terrible, what to do!
But Tian Tian also found an abnormality, and when he looked down, his bad omen was actually dented by the person in front of him.
Why is it recessed?
Why?
In fact, because there is nothing in it, Tian Tian will look as if he has breasts today, but in fact, it is just because Dai has a big omen.
And the omen is directly with his chest, it is completely air, and this collision, the omen will naturally be sunken in.
To put it bluntly, Tian Tian's Mimi is too small, so she can't resist her own big omen!
Now, You Yang doesn't know what to say, is it embarrassing to say that I knocked your chest deflated? It's not a balloon!
And at this time, You Yang saw the woman who made his eggs hurt.
Zhou Yanni!
I'm going, how did I meet her here!
"Why are you here!"
You Yang looked at Zhou Yanni with wide eyes.
Zhou Yanni was silent for a moment and asked; "What are you doing here?"
"Hey, you know?"
Tian Tian looked at Zhou Yanni and You Yang in surprise.
"We are ......"
Zhou Yanni just hesitated to say something, but You Yang said; "I'm friends with Sister Yanni."
Zhou Yanni was stunned for a moment, and looked at You Yang in a little surprise.
"Oh! Friends! Tian Tian nodded suddenly and said; What are you doing, handing out flyers? ”
"Hmm!"
You Yang nodded and said with a wry smile; "It's pure helplessness, that's why I did it!"
"Oh." Tian Tian nodded, looked at Zhou Yanni, and said to You Yang; "Do you know what we do?"
"Police, do you need to ask!" You Yang said.
"It's good to know!" Tian Tian took out a slip from his clothes, took out a pen from his pocket, waved his hand, and then handed the list to You Yang.
"What is this?" You Yang took the list suspiciously, Nima burst into tears, it turned out to be a fine, I wiped it, the little brother did something wrong, and he actually fined me, beauty, I was wronged!
"During the tidying up period in Donghai City, glasses distributed leaflets, posted small advertisements, fined you two white yuan, and spared you once for the sake of Sister Yanni's face." Tian Tian said, this feeling, it's like, if you are not Zhou Yanni's friend, there will be a more serious fine.
I rub!
You Yang was depressed, he hadn't earned his emotional money yet, and he was fined two hundred yuan, and he didn't let people live in this world!
"Sister, I'm ......" You Yang smiled bitterly, with a touch of sadness in his eyes, and that expression made people worry about it.
"What's wrong?" Tian Tian asked.
Zhou Yanni didn't say anything, she also wanted to know why this awesome You Yang was so sad.
"Hey, police sister, you don't know, I have no father and no mother, I came out of the mountain lumps, and now I have no money, and I am forced by life, and in desperation, I came out to distribute leaflets and earn some money to support myself." As he spoke, You Yang's eyes were faintly flashing with tears, and he smelled sad and saw tears.
"I've been hungry for a day today, and I'm really helpless!"
You Yang clenched his fists, looking sad, as if what he said was true, or so realistic.
"In today's society, not to mention eating or anything, just going to the toilet, he asks you for money, what else do you say doesn't cost money?"
"This ......"
Tian Tian was speechless for a while, looking at You Yang's sad face, as if as long as he received his money, You Yang would commit suicide.
"Tian Tian, it's not easy for people, so let's pretend that we didn't see it, let him do it, let's be policemen, isn't it just to serve the people, come, let's help him distribute leaflets together."
Zhou Yanni said, there were at least five or six hundred leaflets from You Yang's hand, and she brought a small stack.
When Zhou Yanni took it, she glanced at You Yang.
This glance was full of teasing.
"Yanni, since you don't care about him, let's go." Tian Tian urged, I don't know why, seeing You Yang like this, Tian Tian's heart was awkward, as for why she didn't pinch it, she didn't know.
"Why are you in such a hurry to leave, we're bored anyway. By the way, how much money do you make a day like this? A thousand pieces of wood? Or three thousand? Zhou Yanni asked curiously.