Chapter 305: The Depressed Fifth Jade Lord

Chasing through the dreamy meadows under the moonlight and strolling across the deep and tranquil lake should be nothing short of romantic. But......

"Goo~"

Taeyeon's face flushed, and she couldn't help but touch her uncompetitive little belly. The fifth jade has such strong hearing, he must have heard it. Thinking so, Taeyeon simply stopped squirming, not wanting to spoil the atmosphere......

Taeyeon raised her face, looked at the fifth jade pitifully, and said:

“OPPA~”

Seeing this, Fifth Jade didn't say anything nonsense like "hungry", just put her hand in her pocket and fumbled for a while, and then pulled out a handful of fruit gummies in Taeyeon's surprised eyes.

Taeyeon stared blankly at the candy handed to her, then raised her head to look at the fifth jade, and then asked incredulously:

"What?"

"Sugar!" Fifth Jade replied as a matter of course.

"......" Taeyeon couldn't help but be speechless for a while, and then said, "Of course I know that it is sugar, but ...... Didn't OPPA prepare food? ”

Fifth Jade suddenly looked surprised, and then said with some embarrassment: "Well...... I forgot. ”

"Really?" Taeyeon looked into Fifth Jade's eyes, her face full of suspicion. She didn't believe that Fifth Jade would make such an oolong on such a day, and even if she really forgot to prepare food, there would always be a birthday cake, right?

"OPPA, don't make a fuss. I'm really hungry and I've only had one meal today! Taeyeon shook Fifth Jade's arm and said coquettishly.

"A meal?" Fifth Jade suddenly felt a little distressed when she heard this.

"yes." Taeyeon pouted, and then said a little embarrassed, "Because I started lunch when I woke up today." ”

Fifth Jade: "......"

Seeing the fifth jade's expression, he seemed to be a little shaken. Taeyeon stepped up her strength again and continued to be pitiful and coquettish: "I ran crazy for a while just now. After so many trips some time ago, my body was already very tired. I can't eat yet......"

Feeling that the heat was almost over, Taeyeon stared at her with wide eyes and said expectantly, "OPPA, did you hide everything in the car?" Don't tease me, hurry up and get it! ”

"Hiding things in the car, just to tease you, and then run back to get them?" Fifth Jade spread her hands, and then said, "You think I'm going to do such a prank?" ”

Taeyeon was stunned when she heard this, looking at the sincere appearance of the fifth jade and unable to say a word for a long time.

“…… So there's no birthday cake either, right? ”

"Uh...... No. ”

Taeyeon pouted. This time it's not for coquettishness, but I'm really angry. Fifth Jade looked at her tangledly, of course, not to forget, but to have other reasons.

In fact, since this breakthrough, the fifth jade has gained some new abilities...... To be precise, it is something that I knew the Tao but couldn't do before. Spiritual power is not only used to exorcise ghosts, taking the fifth jade as an example, spiritual power can also improve people's physique to a certain extent.

Theoretically, all onmyoji can help ordinary people improve their bodies. But actually. It's not a simple matter. It takes enough time to improve your physique, and becoming superhuman in a second is a scenario that only appears in novels. Directly injecting one's own spiritual power into the body of an ordinary person does have a certain effect, but it is impossible for an onmyoji to do this for several years, day after day, right? Because the body of an ordinary person cannot store spiritual power, no matter how much is injected at a time. Soon it will dissipate into nothingness.

And as far as Fifth Jade knows, there is only one way to do it. That's what he's just learned now, the so-called "Dan".

Of course. This "Dan" is not a medicine, but is completely condensed from spiritual power. Essentially. It is to compress the spiritual power infinitely, and then reorder it through a special secret method. After the most scabies, a stable structure is formed.

In fact, this is actually to solve the defect that ordinary people's bodies cannot store spiritual power. "Dan" with a stable structure will exist in the human body and slowly evaporate, and then continue to improve the human physique. Although this improvement is not too large, it can ensure the health of the human body. For ordinary people, believing that adequate health is the most important thing.

However, there is a small side effect of taking this "Dan". That is, the effect will be very obvious when you take it for the first time...... Or rather, intense. Some lesions of the human body are mostly due to the accumulation of impurities in the body, and the role of spiritual power is to purify these impurities. Therefore, when taking this, it is better to have an empty stomach. Otherwise, just throw it up......

On the other hand, although the fifth jade is for Taeyeon's good, it is difficult to say this clearly. Take advantage of other girls' birthdays, bring them out in the middle of the night, and then feed them pills?

That's why the fifth jade came up with such a method. In fact, although this place has a nice view, it is not the place where Fifth Jade is going to celebrate Taeyeon's birthday. No matter how beautiful the scenery is, it can't hide the fact that this is a wilderness!

Taeyeon was bored for a while, but she didn't want to make the day worse. The first to speak seemed to feel weak again, so he raised his palm, looked at the gummies and said to himself:

"Hello, you didn't live up to the fact that I like you so much...... Not like someone! It's up to you to live or die, Ernie almost starved to death before his birthday! ”

Fifth Jade looked at Taeyeon with a wry smile, although he couldn't guess the girl's delicate thoughts, he also knew what to do at this time.

“…… So, in order for our beautiful Taeyeon to successfully celebrate her twentieth birthday, Shodge, you will be martyred! ”

"......" Taeyeonmi glanced at the fifth jade, then carefully selected a few with her palm, and said after the most slugging:

"Well, I'll eat these flavors, and the rest ......" said Taeyeon and looked at Fifth Jade, "I've got you!" ”

"Forehead......" Fifth Jade looked at the gummies in her hand with a smile, to be precise, one of the particularly familiar gummies.

Taeyeon closes her eyes, and the gummies in her mouth turn into sweet threads, and although it is an illusion, a hungry Taeyeon still thinks that these are all turned into energy. So he jumped up violently, clenched his little fists, and shouted cutely, "I feel like I'm full of energy now!" ”

"......" Fifth Jade was speechless, "It's not that fast!" ”

"Goo~"

A sound in her stomach immediately knocked Taeyeon back to her original shape, sat back in her seat with a puffed face, patted her flat belly, and sighed.

But then Taeyeon turned her head to look at Fifth Jade, although men are generally stronger than women, but similarly, men are more likely to be hungry than women. Taeyeon is afraid that the fifth jade is holding on, so she is a little worried.

"Huh? Why don't you eat it? Taeyeon asked, seeing the gummy in the fifth jade's hand.

Before the fifth jade could speak, Taeyeon immediately let out an "oh", and then her poisonous tongue was activated, pouting and saying, "Is it that our Onmyoji-sama can't get used to eating this kind of thing?" Also, how could a legendary person like you eat such a thing! ”

Fifth Jade can completely understand Taeyeon, physiologically speaking, hunger causes blood sugar to drop, which in turn makes a person's mood become agitated. Psychologically speaking, when this kind of thing happens on your birthday, normal people will not be in a good mood.

But...... Why is it so coincidental that Taeyeon just gave herself the "gummies" specially prepared for her?

Fifth Jade thought depressedly.

"That...... I'm not a big fan of pineapple-flavored ones. Fifth Jade glanced at the packaging of the gummy and said.

“So?” Taeyeon asked with her hands on her chest and a haughty expression.

"......" Fifth Jade took a deep breath and stabilized his mood, there are few onmyoji, and there are even fewer who can do "alchemy", relatively speaking, there are too many wealthy businessmen and high-ranking officials in this world. What those people can't ask for, they actually want to be abducted and tricked to let Taeyeon obey, it's really ......

Fifth Jade didn't know how to describe Lu Dao's mood at this time, so he could only say in a low voice: "So, can we change it?" ”

"Huh!" Taeyeon scoffed, then turned her head and said, "It just so happens that I don't like pineapple either!" ”

"But wasn't what you just ate pineapple-flavored?"

"It's because I ate it just now that I know that I don't like it!"

Fifth Jade: "......"

"Or what did you do with this candy?" Taeyeon looked at Fifth Jade with a suspicious expression.

"Uh...... How could it be! The fifth jade snorted and said with a forced smile.

"Really?" Taeyeon lifted her chin and squinted, full of suspicion.

"Really! In this wilderness, what bad intentions do I really have to use in candy? Fifth Jade argued.

"Hah! You really have bad intentions, in the wilderness, huh? Taeyeon jumped back, crossed her hands to protect her chest, and said with a wary expression.

"......" Fifth Jade slapped her forehead and whispered depressedly:

"I'm really ...... You're going crazy!! (To be continued......)