Qiao Yu is really bad for not being an actor

Xiao Tong has never seen anyone who changes his face faster than him, he was still smiling when he faced the camera in the last second, he was a noble son, and the next second he said goodbye to the camera, facing the assistant who did something wrong, when he scolded him with his head and face, it made people even want to die.

Xiao Tong is also an old man, and it stands to reason that she should also step forward to persuade her, but it's a pity that she has the heart and the guts, and she doesn't dare to smear oil on the soles of the other party's noses and feet, so she has to find a corner to hide that she is invisible, and finally when Qiao Yu was tired of scolding and leaning on the sofa and closing her eyes, she pointed to the door to the new assistant, signaling her to withdraw quickly, and she also hid outside the door.

The makeup artist came, and he didn't dare to knock on the door when he saw that the momentum was wrong, the big star was still hungry, how could he put on makeup with a black face? I had to say to Xiao Tong: "Go find Sister Lan!" ”

Xiao Tong's face was full of sadness, "Sister Lan went to the director to communicate about things, and she won't be able to come back for a while!" ”

Scratching his head, he then said, "Go find Xiao Wu!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Cao Cao arrived.

Among Qiao Yu's many assistants, the only one who has not been scolded is Sun Xiaowu, not that he doesn't want to be scolded, but he really can't seize the opportunity, because Sun Xiaowu has never made a mistake in doing things, and the more important reason is not that she will come to trouble, but that she will hide from it.

Sun Xiaowu glanced at the new female assistant who had been sitting not far away and wiped away her tears for a few days, and quietly asked Xiao Tong on the side, "It was okay just now, what's wrong?" ”

Xiao Tong stretched his neck and whispered a few words to Sun Xiaowu, and Sun Xiaowu frowned for a while when he heard it, "Didn't I tell her a few times, Qiao Shao doesn't eat duck!" ”

Xiao Tong sighed: "No, she is also kind, seeing that Qiao Shao's lunch box is cold, and the new staff's lunch is still hot, she gave the staff's lunch to Qiao Shao." ”

Sun Xiaowu had a headache more and more, "Then you can't take a duck, it's better to take a cold one!" ”

Xiao Tong glanced at Sun Xiaowu silently, and said faintly: "What's even worse, she removed the duck and added other dishes!" ”

Sun Xiaowu's eyes darkened when he heard this, and he almost lost his breath, but after he was angry, he was a little funny, leaning against the wall and shaking his head.

Xiao Tong gently pushed open the door and glanced into the room, and saw that the person who was tired of scolding would sleep soundly, and there was no sign of waking up for a while, so he pointed to the mess in a place with some schadenfreude, and beckoned Sun Xiaowu to come up and watch.

Sun Xiaowu glanced at it hurriedly, there was no sofa in the temporary dressing room, only plastic chairs, our big stars were used to being pampered, presumably they slept uncomfortably, even if they fell asleep, their eyebrows were twisted, and they were frightened to watch, and the problem of throwing things away when they lost their temper was getting more and more popular.

Xiao Tong cautiously closed the door, lowered his voice, and showed Sun Xiaowu the way Qiao Yu lost his temper just now: "When my nose is blind?" Can't smell such a big duck smell in the meal? What if I'm allergic to ducks, waiting for you to collect my body? ……”

When my nose is blind? Xiao Tong learned well, Sun Xiaowu couldn't help but laugh, this kind of unconventional words can only be said by their Qiao Da Shao.

The two of them were having fun, but they heard a cold sentence coming from the room: "Who is muttering outside the door, when others are deaf?" ”

Sun Xiaowu was full of excitement, even if he was out of the other party's line of sight, he immediately restrained his smile.

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Laugh aside, someone still has to clean up this mess.

They came out this time to shoot a public welfare promotional film, the budget is limited, all the pictures have to be filmed in one day, the lunch break is about to end, and the rest of the scenes have to end before dark, delaying everyone's work, the director will be unhappy, he can't take other people's big stars, and in the end it is their little assistants who are difficult to do.

No matter how Sun Xiaowu didn't want to interfere, he also knew that he had to step forward, and when he heard that the people inside were awake, he was a little relieved, and said to Xiao Tong: "It's okay to wake up, I can't let him sleep anymore, I don't wear a neck pillow, I will sleep on the pillow later, and I don't have to lose my temper again!" She discussed with the other party, "You go to coax the big star, I'll sweep the floor?" ”

Xiao Tong refused, so he said: "Rock-paper-scissors? ”

Sun Xiaowu lost, and asked Xiao Tong resignedly: "Do you have any extra lunches?" ”

Xiao Tong shook his head, "No, I smashed both boxes just now, my temper can't come down, and I won't eat it!" ”

Sun Xiaowu was surprised, flipped out his mobile phone to find a restaurant, the nearest ones were more than ten kilometers away, and he didn't know when he went. was distressed, but saw a little girl in the camera crew over there holding a thermos bucket, scooping out a spoonful of something that looked white, orange, orange, and red from it, and was about to send it to her mouth, so she immediately rushed up, "Stop!" ”

The little girl looked frightened, "What's the matter, Sister Wu?" ”

Sun Xiaowu glanced at the thermos bucket, the color was not bad, and the smell was okay, so he asked, "What are you eating?" ”

The little girl thought that Sun Xiaowu was here to eat, so she immediately scooped a spoonful and sent it to Sun Xiaowu, "I've been on fire recently, my mother specially boiled me red bean and lotus root pork rib soup, let me take it to drink, my mother's skills are good, do you want to try it?" ”

On fire? That's just right! Sun Xiaowu really went up and tasted a small bite, the red bean lotus root was soft and glutinous, the soup was mild and delicious, and the taste was really good. ”

Sun Xiaowu's expression was too serious, and the other party was stunned for a while, and muttered for a while: "But I haven't eaten yet, why don't we be one and a half?" ”

Sun Xiaowu hurriedly waved his hand, "It's not that I want to eat, give it to Qiao Shao!" ”

"Qiao Shao? Does Qiao Shao eat this kind of thing? The little girl glanced at Sun Xiaowu suspiciously, and saw that the other party didn't look like he was joking, so she had to say, "But I've already eaten a bite!" ”

"If you don't say it, who knows!" Sun Xiaowu closed the lid tightly, walked quickly to the dressing room, and turned around and said, "I have biscuits there, you can come and get them later!" ”

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Sun Xiaowu held the thermos bucket, knocked on the door and entered the room, not daring to make a sound lightly, only quietly walked to Qiao Yu.

She has been transferred to be Qiao Yu's assistant for a long time, although she has long been surprised, but from time to time she is still shocked by the 360-degree face in front of her, and when she scolds, she can't wait to make people fight with him, but when she falls asleep, she is so quiet and pleasing, thin lips, high nose bridge, long eyelashes, and skin with zero pores, which is even more delicate than those popular female stars, coupled with a perfect body, the word Xiao Xianrou was born for this kind of person. Sun Xiaowu couldn't help but sigh in his heart: This person does have capricious capital.

Sun Xiaowu was about to speak, but the other party opened his eyes one step ahead of her, and a cold light came, and Sun Xiaowu immediately smiled: "Qiao Shao, you are awake!" ”

Qiao Yu glanced at her obliquely, then closed his eyes again, his thin lips opened lightly, and coldly threw out two words: "Get out!" ”

The voice was not loud but loud, Sun Xiaowu was still stunned when he had prepared in advance, but he didn't retreat, and he still had a smile on his face, "I know that the lunch box at noon is not to your liking, but fortunately, Sister Lan specially prepared red bean and lotus root soup for you, which was boiled by her mother, do you want to taste it?" As he spoke, he opened the lid of the thermos.

Qiao Yu glanced at it slowly, frowned habitually, and asked, "What is it?" ”

Sun Xiaowu had to explain again, "The red bean lotus root soup is beautiful and delicious." ”

Qiao Yu glanced at the soup, showing little interest, and glanced at Sun Xiaowu angrily, "You haven't drunk it again, how do you know?" ”

Sun Xiaowu smiled, "I smell very good, besides, Sister Lan's mother's craftsmanship is always not bad!" ”

Qiao Yu snorted lightly, as if to save Sister Lan's face, and reluctantly said, "Let it go, I'll drink it later!" ”

"Okay, then I'll go and see how Sister Lan communicates with the director." Sun Xiaowu responded obediently, and then asked: "By the way, Qiao Shao, I'll let me come in and put on makeup in 20 minutes, do you think it's okay?" ”

The other party didn't speak, and only after a while did he hum softly, Sun Xiaowu breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly exited the room.

Xiao Tong was still waiting outside the door, and when she saw her relieved look, she knew that most of the problems had been solved, and immediately gave her a thumbs up, "You still have a way!" ”

Sun Xiaowu smiled bitterly and shook his head, it's all at this point, the other party must be very hungry, and he just happened to find him a step down. Besides, she moved Xu Lan out, and the other party didn't want to pay attention to her, so she always had to sell Xu Lan a little face.

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Sun Xiaowu doesn't have to follow the filming in the afternoon, but Qiao Yu has to go to the field tomorrow to participate in a variety show, and she can't follow so many people on a business trip, so she doesn't have to follow, but her preparations have to be completed today, and it is enough for her to be busy.

In the interval between being busy and busy, I saw that the little girl who had been scolded before was still hiding in the corner and wiping her tears, although I didn't think about it, I was still a little unbearable, I walked over and squatted next to the other party, and asked, "Lu Ling, right?" Still sad? ”

The other party wiped his tears and called her, "Sister Xiaowu!" ”

Sun Xiaowu hurriedly waved his hand, "Don't call me that, just call me Xiaowu." "She has called Sister Sister, let Sister Lan's seat go somewhere.

"Then you call me Ling Ling, our family calls me that!" The other party smiled at her, thinking that the sadness had passed.

Sun Xiaowu nodded and asked her again: "Can you still hold on?" ”

The other party took a breath, a little hesitant, but nodded anyway.

Sun Xiaowu smiled, patted the other party's shoulder while getting up, "Just hold on!" "Sun Xiaowu is not very good at comforting people, so he can only point to it.

"Little Sister Wu!" The other party stopped her from behind, and when Sun Xiaowu turned around, he immediately changed his words, "Xiaowu, are you taro?" ”

Qiao Yu's rice and silk all called themselves taro, Sun Xiaowu shook his head, "I'm not." ”

The other party looked at her incredulously, "You're not a taro, why do you want to suffer this crime?" ”

Sun Xiaowu thought for a while and replied: "It's just work!" ”

The other party couldn't understand it even more, "The salaries of promoters in shopping malls outside are higher than ours, so you don't have to be so angry!" I came in because I liked Qiao Yu, so I tried my best to come in, I knew that he was this virtue, what did I spend so much effort on, I also graduated from a bachelor's degree, and I couldn't find a job anywhere! I hate him now! ”

Sun Xiaowu raised his eyebrows, "Do you really hate him that much?" ”

The other party was stunned, then shook his head, just talking, no matter how you say it, it's your idol, I can't bear to hate!

Sun Xiaowu smiled, thinking that this is Qiao Yu's charm, with such a face, no matter how much he hates it, he can't hate it. But what does it matter, with his ability to scold, he will not hate, and it will not be long before he will hate.

Lu Ling said: "Since I was a child, no one has scolded me like this, and my self-esteem is all gone!" ”

Sun Xiaowu smiled after hearing this, self-esteem? I took it for a McDonald's burger a few years ago.