Chapter 5: Field Warfare?
[I was caught on duty yesterday, and I was connected 24 hours a day, and it was very hard. When I came back in the morning, I fell asleep and slept until dinner. For the lack of updates yesterday, I can only say sorry! 】
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Concubine?
As soon as the front foot dispelled the bad thoughts of the colorful flags fluttering outside and the red flag at home, a fairy-like pretty man popped out of the back foot and said that it was his little wife, which made him embarrassed? Although having such a little wife is definitely the great happiness that he dreams of as a normal man, it has to be agreed by the eldest wife who is in charge of life and death in the family. Otherwise, you have to take measures to keep it confidential.
If you don't do both well, then wait to be struck by lightning! And now, it seems that he is about to turn into a tragic man!
Looking at the pretty man with pear blossoms and rain in front of him, Nirvana not only did not have a joy of being hit by happiness, but a fear of a catastrophe coming. As for pity, he didn't have that time!
Xiao San came to the door openly, how could he not be frightened?
Although the daughter-in-law has always shown a gentle temperament that is submissive, he always feels that something is wrong. Because, when he faced his daughter-in-law, there was always a sense of cringe when a mouse met a cat. It's as if his every move, and even what he thinks, is exposed in front of his daughter-in-law, and there is no secret at all.
This made him have to sigh in his heart with a sad face: "Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, where are you sacred?" ”
It is said that one side of the water and soil raises one side of the people, although the water and soil here can also be called Zhong Lingyuxiu, but he thinks. I still can't raise a perfect person like my daughter-in-law!
The little girl who was watching the play on the side blossomed, her father was still bullying her just now, and someone came to avenge her after this meeting! She couldn't help but think of an old saying: "Good is rewarded with good, evil is rewarded with evil, it's not that it is not reported, the time has not yet come!" ”
And she, secretly decided in her heart that she wanted to add a fire to it!
"Hmph, there is a price to be paid for bullying the cute and well-behaved Li'er!" The little girl thought proudly in her heart.
Nirvana had a bitter face. Stammered, "That." You, you're kidding......"
He tried to pull out the arm that was being clung to by the woman, but sadly found that he was struggling at the same time as the woman was struggling.
Time. The two are at a stalemate!
The woman with the pear blossom and the rain shook her head. Said very seriously: "I'm not kidding. It's true! ”
Nirvana grinned, not smirking, but crying silently.
He simply ignored the woman's words. Turning his head to his daughter, he said, "Girl, this joke is so funny, isn't it?" ”
However, his daughter looked at him with disdain and said indignantly: "It turns out that Dad is a big villain, honest on the surface, but secretly eating behind his back." But it's just that you steal food, but after eating, you wipe your mouth and turn your face and don't recognize people, and what's even more hateful is that you steal food is still your sister-in-law...... You often warn Li'er: A gentleman has something to do and something not to do, but now ...... Alas...... Bad Dad, Big Badass ......"
Nirvana: "......"
He finally came to his senses, when he finished bullying his daughter, don't try to let his daughter come to the rescue. If it does, then there is only one result: the more you save, the worse it gets! Although his memories of his daughters have been hidden, he still retains a very strong feeling: Don't doubt his daughter's ability to stir up trouble!
At this point, he must solemnly declare: his daughter is in no way like him!
He is a good man who can support the boat in the belly of the prime minister, how can he report to the post and fall into the well when others are in trouble?
Why did he think of another sentence when he thought of this: "I usually just kicked that person into the well!" How tiring is that to be stoned? ”
If the front and back are matched, he feels that the girl is definitely his own!
He felt that he should do his duty as a father and give his daughter a political lesson, so as to correct his daughter's mistakes in principle. If she goes to the attempt at a young age, won't she be in trouble when she grows up?
Then, the little girl threw herself into the woman's arms and cried, "Woo...... Aunt Qiu, you are so pitiful...... Met such a ruthless and unrighteous bastard......"
Nirvana looked up at the sky, speechless and choked.
He can't even wash it by jumping into the Yellow River now!
The woman's face was sluggish, and her tears stopped in an instant!
Xiao Bai, who jumped on Nirvana's lap, raised his little head and handed Nirvana a look full of pity, and his small mouth opened, as if to say: "Festival mourning......"
In the face of its eccentric owner, it has suffered a lot. It seems, now that it has company. According to the normal budget, Nirvana can share at least half of its pain!
The little white grinned, and seemed to say: "It's better to be happy alone than to be happy together......"
The little girl patted the woman's shoulder to comfort her, then jumped out of the woman's arms, staggered to the kitchen, and shouted without looking back: "I'm going to tell my mother to go, Dad is stealing people outside......"
Nirvana: "......"
He wanted to stop him, but sadly found that his daughter had already guarded against him.
The corners of his mouth twitched, Nirvana considered the sentence, and said to the woman: "That, girl, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense." You see, you're as beautiful as a fairy, and a man wants to take a bite. And what about me, I'm an old hat, who can look at it? No matter how you look at it, we are not a good match...... How bad would it be if I tarnished your good reputation because of me? Besides, I am not only a married man, but also a father of a child......"
But before he could finish speaking, the woman said stubbornly as if she had a nervous face: "I like the old hat!" ”
Nirvana scratched his head in distress and said frantically: "Girl, what do you like about me, can't I change it?" ”
However, the woman's words made him feel like he was in a cocoon: "I like everything!" ”
Nirvana: "......"
If it is all changed, he may not as well go back to his mother's womb and rebuild it. Besides, if he has completely changed himself, is he still him?
Taking a deep breath, Nirvana looked serious and asked, "Girl, did I really eat you?" ”
The woman nodded: "Well, I really ate it!" ”
However, she added in her heart: "I ate my heart and took my soul away!" ”
Nirvana's face turned bitter and asked, "Where did you eat it?" ”
The woman pointed to the hill not far away: "On the mountain? ”
Nirvana exclaimed: "Field battle? ”
The woman's pretty face is red!
Nirvana muttered in a low voice again: "It turns out that I was so bold in the past......"
Hearing this, the woman's neck also turned red!
Nirvana said that she was arrogant, didn't she also say that she was arrogant?
Saying that a woman is arrogant is tantamount to saying that a woman is lewd and!
Nirvana asked again: "That, haven't asked the girl's name yet?" ”
The woman pursed her lips and smiled: "My name is Qiu Xiangchun!" ”
"Aki Xiangjun?" Nirvana frowned and muttered, "It's so familiar, did it really eat you?" ”
After a while, Nirvana's face turned straight and said, "Xiangchun, who can be young and not frivolous?" In the past, we were all small and ignorant, so it was right to make some mistakes. But now, we are all adults, and it is time to look at things with a rational eye! As for me, for some reason, I forgot all about the past...... So, let's take this opportunity to draw a line with the past so that we can pursue our own happiness! I believe that on your terms, you will definitely find a more perfect man than me......"
Qiu Xiangchun asked with tears in her eyes, "Are you so ruthless?" ”
Nirvana's face was unbearable, and he sighed: "If there was a better way, I would not have made such a choice." But instead of hurting us all, let me be the guilty bastard. ”
Qiu Xiangchun asked, "Then have you ever thought about my feelings?" ”
Nirvana sighed faintly: "Long pain is better than short pain, I believe that time will heal everything!" ”
Qiu Xiangchun's tone changed and asked, "What if Sister Yi agreed?" ”
Nirvana was stunned for a moment and asked, "Promise what?" ”
Qiu Xiangchun smiled: "Promise me to be your little wife!" ”
Nirvana secretly turned his head, glanced at his daughter-in-law who was busy in the kitchen, turned around and asked in a low voice, "Really?" ”
Qiu Xiangchun nodded: "Really! ”
Nirvana thought for a while and said, "Then I'll reluctantly agree......
Hearing this, Qiu Xiangchun stretched out her slender jade hand, made a 360-degree rotation to the soft flesh on Nirvana's waist, and gritted her teeth and scolded: "You are a bastard!" (To be continued......)