Li Er followed Liu Xueyin step by step and came to the huge house. happened to meet Liu Xueyin's first love, standing in front of the window of the living room to comb his hair, looking at his left and right combing, Li Er was a little disgusted. In particular, there was a lot of wax on his hair, and the oil was ugly.

Li Er didn't pay attention to Liu Xueyin's first love, and walked to the kitchen to push the door by himself. He reckoned there were flies in it. After pushing the door, he immediately lowered his body, and the fly buzzed out, and ran towards his first love, who was combing his hair, and all fell on him. I don't know if the wax on his head attracts flies, or what? The flies landed on his head, and he couldn't get rid of them. Even if you are killed, you don't take off. Li Erle's mouth was almost cracked to the cheeks. Luckily, there are ears in the way.

Li Er took the opportunity of the flies to go out, and took a closer look at the huge bowl, the pot was full of fish intestines, fish roe and fish heads, on a hot day, you say, can these things not look for flies?

"It's not like that."

Li Er came to Liu Xueyin, deliberately smelled the smell on Liu Xueyin's body, and said with a smile: "I smell it, has the smell changed when the flies gnaw?" ”

"What are you going to do with this? I'm fed up anyway, you say, what should I do? Liu Xueyin's eyes lit up, and he looked like he was going to eat people.

Li Er looked at Liu Xueyin, then at the flies flying around in the kitchen, and sighed: "The first task in front of us is to solve the flies." So be it. Let's have a father and a dead mother to marry, everyone takes care of everyone, and everyone sweeps the snow in front of the door. The kitchen and toilet are also two days a day to five, is it okay for half of the family? ”

The crazy woman said, "Li Er, you don't know. I did what she Liu Xueyin instructed. ”

"The toilet is huge, and it was also instructed by Liu Xueyin?" Li Erleng stared at the crazy woman and questioned the crazy woman.

"That's right. I flushed the toilet with water, and she Liu Xueyin thought that she used too much water. Therefore, I stopped flushing the toilet, in order to respond to her Liu Xueyin's call to save water. This good person called her Liu Xueyin to do it, you said, flushing the toilet, she Liu Xueyin thought I used a lot of water, don't flush it, she went to the village to sue me again, saying that I don't pay attention to hygiene. This is not left, nor is it right, is she Liu Xueyin looking huge and good-looking? ”

Li Er didn't squeak. The crazy woman continued: "They think there are too many flies, they think that the smell of those fish heads and fish intestines is wrong, and I also think that the smell of oil on their bodies." Look at it, it's like a dog. I was sick to look at. I can't pee out after smoking it every day. ”

Li Er listened to the crazy woman's more and more out of tune, and hurriedly shook his hand to stop her words, afraid that she would say something more ugly. He asked, "What do you say is the solution to the current situation?" ”

The crazy woman glanced at Liu Xueyin, opened her mouth a few times, and didn't speak. As a matter of fact. There is no good way for the crazy woman to solve the problem in front of her.

Liu Xueyin thought for a moment, and hesitantly said, "If you don't separate the kitchen and toilet, the family will be responsible for one." What do you think? ”

"If you want to divide it, you must make it clear thoroughly! Like the division of land by the production team, it is owned by each family, and there is no mud and water. "The crazy woman is still righteous this time.

Li Er said: "Okay! Just do what the crazy woman says. Liu Xueyin, what is your opinion? ”

Liu Xueyin shook his head. Indicates no comment.

"Ladies first. Liu Xueyin, you say first, do you want a toilet or a kitchen? ”

The madwoman cried out, "I'm also a lady, and I'm going to give priority too!" ”

Li Er grabbed the white and said, "Get out." Less troublemaking. What kind of lady are you? You represent huge, huge is male or female, don't you know wow? ”

The crazy woman stuck out her tongue and didn't raise any objections to Li Er's scolding.

Liu Xueyin said: "I just need a toilet." "That's why she wants a toilet, she thinks, buy something to eat on the street, or go home after eating out, but there is no toilet, and you need to urinate in the middle of the night, can you urinate in the house? Even if you can deal with peeing, then you can't. You can't pull it in the bedroom.

The crazy woman said: "Since people have robbed the toilet, the huge will need the kitchen, and the huge will come to eat in the future." What else do you do? It's really not good, I asked Pang Qiang to find a bigger screw from the factory and twist it into his father's belly, then the problem will be completely solved, and how much food can be saved in a year. ”

Liu Xueyin scolded: "Crazy woman, don't let those bullshit anger me!" ”

The crazy woman wanted to get up and defend, the two women, eyeing each other, saw that a world war was about to break out, and Li Er hurriedly stood in the middle of the two women. He said: "It's all women, why call it Zhenli." It's so decided, from now on, whoever messes around again will not be spared! Wow yes ??????"

Li Er made a galloping motion on horseback, amusing the two women. In the huge house, there was a long-lost laughter.

Xiao Taohong knew that Li Er had handled the affairs of the Pang family well, so she took the initiative to discuss with Li Er: "Dear brother, in my opinion, let's stop doing this mediation committee." Take it when you see it. ”

Li Er kissed Xiao Taohong's face and said, "My official addiction hasn't been enough." ”

As soon as Li Er's voice fell, he didn't want Xiaohong to come, he was out of breath, his face was sallow, and he pointed to the direction of the seafood restaurant and said, "Hurry, hurry." Pangda took two kitchen knives and went straight to Liu Xueyin, and he didn't know how Liu Xueyin offended him, so he shouted for one person and one knife, and slaughtered Liu Xueyin and her first love to stew. Having said that, I want to serve Li Er and the leather donkey as snacks! ”

"Huh?" When Li Er heard this, he didn't say a word, and ran out.

Niu Er came to Li Er and said that there was a problem with the car that Li Er sold him. Ask Li Er, can you help fix it?

Li Er was unequivocal and said: "Let's go east and count donkeys who can repair cars, and there are huge ones, and they are also first-class masters." He asked Niu Er rhetorically: "Do you need them?" Speaking. ”

Niu Er is not stupid, he thought about it for a while, knowing that Li Er was unwilling to meddle with him, you think, the leather donkey is a chicken killer to make roast chickens, and the biggest thing is to stew Wang Ba, to talk about opening a restaurant, the two people recommended by Li Er are good hands. But when it comes to car repair, they are both well-known laymen.

Niu Er asked, "Li Er, where are you going?" panicked, as if rushing to hit the tile roof. (Beating the tile roof is the work done by the filial son - author's note)

Li Er said: "Niu Er, if you want to do that job, don't worry, there will be a day when you do it." Have you ever seen the huge walk by? ”

Niu Erle smiled and said: "Are you asking Pang Ye, just now he ran over with two kitchen knives in his hand, waving them, it looks like he was going to find someone desperately." ”

Li Er stomped his feet and said, "Niu Er, why didn't you stop him from the old man?" He's going to kill people. ”

Niu Er pursed his lips, disappreciated, and said, "Dare to kill people even if you are huge?" Impossible. His guts. ”

Niu Er shook his bull-headed cow head vigorously.

"He's going to kill his wife Liu Xueyin."

"Liu Xueyin is not only a huge wife, but more importantly, Liu Xueyin is also a huge mother! Li Er, you are still known as a huge brother-in-law, and you don't even know this bit of common sense? Liu Xueyin is a cat, and the huge Wang Ba is a mouse. He, when he saw Liu Xueyin, he was intimidated. I don't believe the two of us bet, if you ask his wife to kill, I, Niu Er, cut off the cow's head and tell you to stew beef brain soup and drink it! If I win, you can just give me three kisses on the lips. Sleep is free. I'm self-aware. She's your patented product. ”

"If I lose, you're going to kiss that dog's tail." Li Er didn't care what Niu Er said behind him, followed Xiao Taohong, and hurriedly went to the direction of the huge family.

Niu Er scolded Li Er's back and scolded a lot of ugly words, but Li Er didn't hear a word. (To be continued......)