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Hu Che's mouth was wide open, the wrench in his hand trembled slightly, and he pointed to the sleeping baby in the shopping bag: "What the hell is going on?" In Yilian, you have constituted the crime of human trafficking! Long Wen stammered and explained: "I...... I...... I don't know! ”

Hu Che showed a sly smile on his face at this time: "I said this can't be your illegitimate daughter, right?" Long Wen frowned: "Hey! Look at this baby, blonde hair and white skin, typical of Yilian blood, where does I have the slightest appearance. Hu Che leaned his face close to the baby, who was sleeping sweetly in a pink quilt, with thick golden curly hair, white skin that was blown up, a pink little chubby face, long golden eyelashes, a small round nose, a wide forehead, eyes closed, thick little red lips and some saliva marks on the corners of her mouth.

All kinds of people around Hu Che have been adults older than him, and it is rare to meet minors of the same size as him, and it is the first time to see such a small baby at such a close distance, looking at the little baby in front of him with a delicate face that is no different from a doll, arousing Hu Che's curiosity, at this time he subconsciously stretched out his hand to touch him, and heard Long Wen whisper to stop: "Hey, don't wake him up, disturbing the sleeping baby is more dangerous than touching the tiger's buttocks." ”

Hu Che withdrew his hand: "Oh? Are you sure? Long Wen touched the lid of the pot and said depressedly: "Ah, of course, it's really bad, we have to find his parents quickly before he wakes up." Hu Che raised his head: "Where did you pick it up?" ”

Long Wen: "Where did I pick it up, it's obviously .......!" He looked at Hu Che with a sudden realization expression, "When I was in the supermarket, I met a group of men in black, and they were chasing another person who had escaped. The man who ran away was carrying a shopping bag similar to mine, could it be ......?"

Hu Che and Long Wen said in unison: "It's the wrong bag!" Long Wen: "Damn! If we lose that bag, we will lose more than ten days of rations! Hu Che spread his hands: "Then what should I do?" Are you going to 'cook' this doll in the next ten days? ”

Long Wen tugged at the corners of his mouth with a gloomy face: "I didn't expect you to have such a dark side as a little ghost." Hu Che raised his wrench to reveal the appearance of a little devil: "Hurry back to the supermarket and return the child, otherwise I won't be able to 'cook' him when the real meal doesn't take over the next meal." As he spoke, he raised his wrench, and his eyes flashed with an evil "starlight".

By the time Long Wen and Hu Che returned to the supermarket, it was already night, and the flow of people in the supermarket had decreased a lot. Hu Che stood at the gate of the supermarket: "Hey, I haven't had dinner yet, why do I want to come with you?" Long Wen: "It's very simple, if you are the parent of your child, what would you think when you see 'me' holding your child?" ”

Hu Che looked up and down at Long Wen, who was one meter nine tall in front of him, with a pot lid, wearing an army green training uniform, a strong muscle, and a scar on his face, pointed to the pink sleeping quilt in his arms and said simply: "I will call the police immediately." ”

Long Wen: "Look! That's why I'm bringing you here. Hu Che: "Okay, you're pretty self-aware. "How long does the average baby sleep?" Hu Che asked Long Wen while walking to the service desk of the supermarket, and Long Wen said, "I usually don't sleep too long." Hu Che: "But this doll has been sleeping for a long time." ”

Long Wen: "Oh! Indeed, it could have been about three or four hours. Hu Che raised his feet and glanced at the doll with his eyes closed: "Is this child sick or has something wrong?" Long Wen: "Don't scare me, this is not a joke." Long Wen felt like he was holding a hot potato in his arms at this time.

In front of the supermarket service desk. The waitress looked back and forth suspiciously, Long Wen in front of him and then at Hu Che next to him, Hu Che showed the innocent Zhengtai smile on his face at this time, and said, "We have not received any news of the lost child." ”

"No, I did pick up this little guy here with the wrong shopping bag." Just as Long Wen was explaining, the little guy in his arms wrapped in the sleeping quilt moved, opened his small mouth and yawned, and finally opened his eyes, and the round eyes that were as clear as glass balls reflected Long Wen's fearful expression as if he saw "Martians invading the earth".

Seeing Long Wen's appearance, Hu Che frowned on the side without knowing the situation: "What are you doing?" Are you constipated? He was about to be sarcastic again. The cry that could almost penetrate his eardrums made him choke back the words, "Wow~Wow~Wow~Wow~" Hu Che blocked his ears and shouted: "Long Wen! Don't let him cry, my ears won't be able to stand it! ”

Long Wen hurriedly shook the little guy who kept crying in his arms and shouted: "Do you think it's really a toy that just pushes the switch?" At this time, the waiter said, "Hurry up and see if you are hungry." Long Wen: "Hungry?" What to do if you're hungry? As he spoke, he scratched his chest: "I don't have the tools to feed me!" ”

The waitress, who looked to be middle-aged, saw Long Wen's unintentional lewd movements, and her face suddenly turned green. She rolled her eyes and pointed to the shelf behind her: "There's milk in it, hurry up!" "Oh! Got it. The little guy's energetic cry made Long Wen and Hu Che completely forget their original intentions and rushed into the store in a daze.

The waitress plucked out her ears when she listened to the crying that was getting smaller, and muttered disdainfully while shaking her head: "If you can't take care of yourself, don't give birth to two, you can't send them to a welfare home, what's the matter with sending them to the supermarket, there are more and more irresponsible men now." ”

All right! The misunderstanding is really getting deeper. "I'm obviously doing good deeds!"

Long Wen and Hu Che looked at the shelves full of milk powder of various brands and ages, and were completely stunned: "How old is he?" Hu Che asked, Long Wen cried while coaxing the child: "How do I know." I don't even know if he's a man or a woman right now. ”

Hu Che: "Visually! Long Wen: "Visually inspect one year old." Hu Che: "What brand to buy?" Long Wen: "If you ask me about the instant noodle brand, I still know." At this time, the little one's cry became louder and louder, attracting the attention of the people around him.

Facing the countless expressions around him who looked at them, Hu Che said to Long Wen embarrassedly: "You want to think of a way, think of a way." Long Wen grinned: "Oh, I'm going to cry, hurry up and pick a bucket." Hu Che: "Which bucket is it?" Long Wen: "You just buy the expensive ones." Expensive ones are good. ”

When it comes to money, Hu Che immediately became mean: "What logic? Whoever says it's expensive is good. Long Wen looked down at the little guy's little face that was red from crying and hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, put it on my account, put it on my account." Hu Che: "You're right. Spending other people's money is always not distressing, Hu Che glanced at the shelves and decisively took a can of the most expensive milk powder. (A good event for pie in the sky, cool mobile phones are waiting for you!) Follow from ~ Dian/Chinese network public account (WeChat add friends - add public account - enter ddxiaoshuo), participate now! Everyone has a prize, now pay attention to ddxiaoshuo WeChat public account! (To be continued......)

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