Chapter 41, Murder Tastes Death!
Chapter 41, Murder Tastes Death!
Every time Fang Yan came back, he would be warmly welcomed by Sister-in-law Li.
"Teacher Fang is back?"
"Is Teacher Fang hungry? I made your favorite salt-and-pepper pork ribs today—"
"Teacher Fang, come and eat fruit. I saw that the grapes were fresh today's in the market, so I bought a few catties - I have washed them all, you can wash your hands and eat them-"-
The combination of food and the temptation of beautiful women made Fang Yan's enthusiasm for the beautiful courtyard inside the school that Lu Chaoge lent him a lot.
Fang Yan was very painful and entangled.
According to the living environment, Lu Chaoge's small courtyard is very different from the cottage he is renting from Sister-in-law Li.
However, if Fang Yan moves in, who will make him sweet and sour tenderloin stuffed with prawns and pork belly stewed basket and steamed oysters and winter melon sea white soup every day in the future? Who prepares apples, oranges, bananas, grapes, durians, dragon fruit for him every day?
Live? Food?
We ordinary people often talk about 'food, clothing, housing and transportation', that is, subconsciously, we think that wearing clothes and eating are in front of housing and transportation.
It is precisely for this reason that Fang Yan has never opened his mouth to tell Sister-in-law Li that he wants to quit the rent.
Therefore, while enjoying Sister-in-law Li's diligent service, we must also bear the corresponding responsibilities.
Jiang Qin under the light was bright and lovely, because she had just taken a bath, her black hair was scattered over her shoulders, adding a little woman's taste to her. Young and childish, there is a fresh and milky fragrance on the body, which makes people smell refreshed.
Wearing cartoon pajamas of a large-mouthed monkey, chest - bah, what to say chest.
Fang Yan put his eyes on Jiang Qin's sleepy little face and said, "I'll tell you a joke." ”
Jiang Qin was a little energetic, his chin slammed on his arm lying on the table, and asked in a lazy voice, "What paragraph?" ”
"I saw it on my phone." Fang Yan said with a smile. "A few years ago, she abandoned me and married a turtle who drove a Passat, and I secretly made up my mind that in the future I would give her back the humiliation I had suffered. A few years later, when I appeared in front of her in a Mercedes, she was surprised and beckoned me to come to her house to sit down. ”
Jiang Qin's mind was completely attracted by Fang Yan's story, and his big eyes looked at him without blinking.
This is an inspirational story of a dick who was abandoned by a goddess, and then worked hard and finally succeeded?
"Do you regret it now? What did you do earlier? Of course, I also decisively refused her, because I still have to go to the company to pick up my boss from work—" Fang Yan continued.
"Aha
Jiang Qin smiled, and his soft body leaned forward and back.
"It was so much fun. Why is this person so cheap--Teacher Fang, I think he is like you, hahaha-"
Fang Yan also laughed, and he couldn't laugh when he smiled.
What do you mean by this person being so cheap, teacher, I think it's very similar to you? Where am I cheap? I have been influenced by poetry and Chinese culture since I was a child, polishing my body with medicinal materials, and tempering my muscles and bones with Tai Chi - I am a dignified Tai Chi descendant of Fang's family, haven't you found a temperament called Xianfeng Dao bone from me?
"Why am I cheap? If you don't respect me again, I won't give you tuition. Fang Yan said angrily.
"If you don't give me tuition, my mother won't make you good food." Jiang Qin was still laughing, his nose and eyes were squeezed together, and he looked cute and funny.
Fang Yan was furious, and he dared to threaten me?
"Girl, let me make it clear to you, I didn't give you tutoring because your mother cooked food for me-"
"And you're going to eat out by yourself tomorrow?"
"—let's go back to tutoring." Fang Yan said. "That's funny, isn't it? However, have you ever thought that as long as you change one word in this paragraph, it is a very warm and romantic love story. ”
Jiang Qin's eyes widened and he said, "Can it still be like this?" ”
"You try it instead." Fang Yan laughed. "Let's see if we can find the word that needs to be changed."
Jiang Qin habitually bit the pen in his mouth, and his little face thought seriously.
"Change one word to become a warm and romantic love story?" The little girl's mouth was full of words. "Which word do you want to change?"
Fang Yan looked at her with a smile, waiting for her answer.
Jiang Qin was obviously not a very patient person, and gave up after three or five minutes.
She threw the saliva-stained pencil on the table and said irritably: "I'm so annoyed that people can't think of it—which word do you want to change?" ”
Fang Yan looked at her with a smile and said, "Everyone has a soul, every text has a thought, these words are alive, they are a whole, you have to look for a mole from this whole - this mole is very small, but it is also very conspicuous. If you can calm down, you can find it. ”
"I'm already very quiet." The little girl said coquettishly. She kicked Fang Yan's calf from under the table with her bare little feet, and said, "Teacher Fang, tell me quickly." I'm really curious. ”
"If you change 'boss' to 'wife', just change the word and change the identity, will the meaning of the story be completely different?"
"Huh?" The little girl screamed. She didn't expect it to be so easy.
However, after the change, the soul of the story immediately changed subversively.
In the previous story, the male protagonist was a dick, but he still didn't succeed in counterattacking. And after changing one word, the male protagonist not only proved his ability in society, but also remained loyal to his wife. That 'ex-girlfriend' has lost a potential dark horse who is serious and responsible for her feelings.
"Think about it seriously." Fang Yan said.
Jiang Qin nodded in agreement, lying on the table and being silent.
Fang Yan didn't pay attention to it, and he was famous for reading a copy of "The Book of Tea" alone.
"I have images in my head." Jiang Qin said aloud.
"What?"
"Pictures of the man and his ex-girlfriend. The picture of the man and his current wife - he is such a good man. Jiang Qin said.
"Same as me?"
"It's not like you."
"You're disrespecting me again."
"Won't my mom respect you?"
“——”
"Teacher Fang—" Jiang Qin's eyes were shining as he looked at Fang Yan.
"What do you want to say?"
"I see what you mean." The girl smiled proudly, and her smile was sweet and soft.
"It's good to understand." Fang Yan also smiled. "Every text has a destiny, and if you can find its destiny, there will be no more problems that can stump you."
"So is life." Jiang Qin chuckled.
"This one is too big."
"If you know it, you can know it everywhere. You're stupid. Jiang Qinjiao said angrily-
Fang Yan arrived at the school by bus early in the morning, and found that the school gate was overcrowded, and the students gathered around in large numbers, pointing and chirping, and talking about something, not knowing what happened in the road.
Fang Yan ran quickly towards the crowd, pulling a boy's school uniform and asked, "Classmate, what happened?" ”
The boy turned around very unhappily and said, "Please, you won't watch it yourself?" ”
"It's blocked in front, I can't see it."
"You don't see anything about me?" The boy turned away again.
"Today's students don't know how to respect their teachers." Fang Yan thought angrily in his heart. He patted the boy on the shoulder again, and the boy turned around angrily to find that the annoying guy was looking at him with a smile.
"Classmate, what's going on up ahead?"
"Are you sick?"
"I have cards." Fang Yan put the Suzaku Middle School teacher card in his hand and shook it in front of the boy's eyes.
"Fang Yan-teacher?"
"Call me Teacher or Teacher Fang." Fang Yan said with a straight face. "It's almost class, what are you doing in front of the school? Why don't you hurry back to the classroom and get ready? - What's going on up front? ”
"Teacher Fang—someone is looking for you."
"Looking for me?"
"Yes. They — said you hit someone. The boy stammered. Zheng Guodong's children of leaders can not take Fang Yan as a teacher in their eyes, but ordinary students insult the teacher in front of them, and the consequences are still very serious. The boy was so scared right now.
"I hit someone?" Fang Yan was stunned for a moment, and Da Yan smiled: "How can I not hit someone?" ”
Fang Yan is a Tai Chi master, and he practices with his brothers every day when he is at home. How can a competition not hurt people?
Not only did he beat people, but he was beaten by others. The knowledge you have learned is comprehensive.
"The boy was even more scared and wanted to stay away."
"Teacher Fang—Teacher Fang—" Someone was pulling Fang Yan's clothes in the back.
Fang Yan turned around and saw the security guard's bald man looking at him with a bald face on his face, and said, "Teacher Fang, you're here." These people have been stuck in front of the school for more than half an hour. I can't get rid of it, so let's talk about it-"
The bald man was stuck for a long time, and finally took the next sentence: "I said that I want to pay for blood debts." ”
"Blood debt and blood payment? Whoever takes someone's blood will return it. ”
"They said you took it." The bald man said.
"How did I take their blood?" Fang Yan smiled. "I don't know them."
"You know." The bald man said. "That's what they're looking for you — and they're putting up banners saying they owe money and kill people to pay for their lives. And -- and reporters interviewing them. ”
"Bald, get out of the way." Fang Yan shouted.
"Hey—"
The bald man agreed, shouting 'let one let one let the security department handle the work' while leading Fang Yan to kill a clear way from the crowd.
Seeing the people who were surrounded by the crowd in the middle, Fang Yan was happy all of a sudden.
He really knows these people, they are Brother Wolf and their gang.
Last time, Brother Wolf brought someone to block Fang Yan, and was scared back by Fang Yan.
Why did they come running again this time?
Brother Wolf was not there, but there were a few of his horses holding large red banners, which read: Violent teachers beat people, pay off debts, and kill people.
There was a stretcher on the ground, and on top of the stretcher lay a small yellow hair.
Little Yellow Hair's head was wrapped in gauze like a mummy, and blood was still oozing from the outside of the gauze. His face was covered with blood, and he looked miserable to see that his life would not be long in coming.
Fang Yan was furious.
He strode forward, grabbed the banner and threw it on the ground, scolding: "I can tolerate your retaliation, but I can't tolerate you writing typos on the banner." ”
He squatted down, dipped his fingers in the 'blood' on Xiao Huangmao's face, and added a side next to the word 'taste' in 'kill and taste life'.
"Murder pays for life." Fang Yan said to Xiao Huangmao seriously.
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2. It is said that Yunyun chick used the magician's account to make an 'April Fool's Day game' that broke out ten more yesterday under my name? When I heard about this, my mouth was shaped like this: -o.
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