"It's on fire, why can't you suck it in? What a big smoke, cough cough cough! Li Wujie muttered to himself in his sleep, and suddenly a violent cough made him slowly wake up.

Li Wujie, who opened his eyes, found himself lying on the floor, in an unfamiliar room: "Damn, where is this!" ”

After squirming his body, Li Wujie propped up his arms and slowly stood up. For a moment, he felt the world spin and fell to the floor again.

"Shhh Li Wujie gasped, he felt that his whole head was about to crack, closed his eyes and slowed down for a while before he opened his eyes again and looked at the room.

This room is very large, there are 100 square meters in the living room alone, and the golden wallpaper reflects the golden brilliance of the room. But looking down, Li Wujie couldn't help but have a big head. The floor was in a mess, with broken wine bottles, shoes, socks, blankets thrown on the ground, and the sofa behind him was opened, and thick black smoke was still billowing from it.

Li Wujie seemed to have found the reason why he dreamed of something and caught fire, but he couldn't extinguish it, and he could only be woken up by choking on smoke.

"Oh Maiga, what did we do last night?" Li Wujie grabbed his messy hair and began to recall, but no matter how he thought about it, he couldn't remember what they had done last night. I just remember that we were drinking together last night, and I couldn't remember anything while drinking.

From a normal point of view, that little wine wouldn't make you pinch so quickly.

Just as Li Wujie was trying to remember, Tang Xuancian got up behind the bar and walked into the bathroom in a daze.

Half a minute later, Tang Xuancian rushed out of the bathroom with a snort. He ran up to Li Wujie, pulled up his upper lip, and asked, "Look, are my lateral incisors gone?" ”

Li Wujie was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "We had a fight with someone yesterday?" ”

Tang Xuancian sat down with a depressed face, touched his huge bald head, thought about it and said, "Why can't I remember?!" ”

Li Wujie kicked the chair in front of him irritably, and said, "Let's not talk about what happened last night, look at this room, I feel that we are in big trouble." ”

"I feel the same way!" Tang Xuancian looked around at the miserable situation in the room, and his head was also big for a while.

"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!" Just when Li Wujie and Tang Xuancian had a headache, the door on one side opened, and Dong Guixu stumbled out. His pants were on one leg, and the other leg was still outside, with a look of horror on his face.

It must not be a trivial matter to make Dong Guixu, a calm male flower, lose his appearance.

Li Wujie asked with concern, "What's wrong?" ”

Dong Guixu panted and pointed to his room, and said intermittently: "There is an old monk in my room, I slept with an old monk yesterday, am I not in a chrysanthemum?" ”

'Poof' Tang Xuancicada, who was drinking water, squirted out, and said with a smile: "Can't it, when did you have this bad taste?" ”

"Your uncle's bad taste, what Lao Tzu cares about now is my temperament!" Dong Guixu snatched the pure water in Tang Xuancian's hand, and swallowed it for a while, but he still looked frightened.

It may have been that the tossing outside was too loud, and there was a sudden cry of a baby in the room on the other side, followed by the sound of a 'ping-pong' thing falling to the ground.

The three people in the living room glanced at each other, and their expressions were about to cry, hoping that it was an illusion that there would be a baby's crying.

After a while, Liu Futu walked out with a sad face, with an infant baby in his arms.

"Why is he crying all the time?" Liu Futu asked frantically.

Dong Guixu, who had to face reality, scratched his head and said, "It may be hungry, it may be urine, or it may be pulling." Why don't you change his diaper and see if he's still crying. ”

"You're talking nonsense, if I can do it, do I have to ask you? I'm most scared of children! Liu Futu's frame holding the child was very stiff, like holding a fragile object in his hand.

Dong Guixu didn't dare to take over this child, so he had to touch his nose and didn't dare to refute.

"Where did this kid come from? Why can't I remember what we did last night? Liu Futu said with a depressed face.

Dong Guixu said angrily: "You are content, you are just a child, and there is an old monk in my house." He couldn't help but feel a little sad as he spoke.

"Where's the dry wool? Early in the morning and early in the morning, it doesn't stop people? Fu Jinglun, who got up and had a fight with Li Wujie, pushed the door and walked out with his stomach and rubbing his eyes.

"There's nothing more out of your house, is there?" Already in debt and not afraid of lice bites, Li Wujie asked generously.

Fu Jinglun was confused by the question, and was stunned for a moment and said: "Your brain is in the water, I sleep well, can I sleepwalk and bring something back?" ”

"I'm wondering about this too, see for yourself!" Li Wuhuan pointed to the old monk who was pushed out by Dong Guixu in a wheelchair and the baby in Liu Futu's arms.

Fu Jinglun rubbed his eyes vigorously, and after finding that it was not his own eyes or a dream, he exaggeratedly shouted: "Fuck, you robbed the nursing home and kindergarten last night?" ”

"Last night? Can you remember what happened last night? Li Wujie spread out his palms and asked with a sneer.

"Didn't we drink last night, fuck me after drinking, where is this?" Fu Jinglun finally woke up in his sleep.

The five of them got together and studied for more than ten minutes, but no one could remember what had happened last night. In short, they did a lot of crazy things last night, such as the current miserable situation of this presidential suite, Tang Xuanchan's teeth, the child in Liu Futu's hands, and the old monk in Dong Guixu's room. The most important thing is that Zhao Muye and He Jia are gone.

The five of them rummaged through the entire presidential suite, and found two chickens, a football, a lot of chips, Zhao Muye's super brain and He Jia's pants, but they didn't find any trace of the two people.

"I'll you, didn't He Jia go out and run naked?" Tang Xuancian was carrying He Jia's pants, looking gloating.

Li Wujie pulled his hair in distress: "Master Tang, can we still stop adjusting?" Now Makino is lost, and he will return to the ship tomorrow afternoon. ”

Dong Guixu on the side suddenly screamed: "Fuck, what am I opening the room for?" As he spoke, he looked around at the miserable state of the room, and said with a sad face, "Which bastard of you is causing the room to be like this?" ”

"You ask me, who do I ask!" The other four roared in unison.

"I hate you!"

"Hate it!" Tang Xuancian said disappreciably, and then he looked at the old monk, who also smiled at him. Tang Xuancian pounced on him and asked, "Senior monk, you must know what happened last night, don't you?" ”

The old monk smiled and nodded.

Suddenly, the five people were all happy, and Li Wujie urged: "Old man, we can't remember what happened last night, can you please tell us what happened?" ”

The old monk pointed to his mouth and shook his head with a smile.

"What does that mean?" Li Wujie asked Liu Futu angrily.

Liu Futu, who was hurriedly coaxing the child, yelled angrily: "My Zhilu Dao, ask your father to go." It may be that the decibels in his voice are too high, and the child in his arms suddenly howls and cries, making Liu Futu busy again.

For a while, the room was full of chickens and dogs, children crying and adults making trouble, and everyone was tormented to the point of madness.

"Do you say it or not, if you don't talk again, believe it or not, I'll poison you!" Tang Xuancian had long run out of patience, and he grabbed a face spider and was about to stuff it into the old monk's mouth.

Fu Jinglun grabbed him, looked at the old monk and said, "Do you have a little consciousness of respecting the old and loving the young?" This old guy must be practicing closed-mouth meditation, and once he speaks, we will encounter it. ”

The old monk smiled and nodded.

"What the is going to do, there's no clue at all!" Li Wujie played with Zhao Muye's super brain, looking crazy.

Dong Guixu took out a small white object in his pocket at this time, and Tang Xuancian saw it and shouted: "Fuck, my teeth!" ”

"Your teeth? How could it be in my pocket? Dong Guixu was inexplicable for a while.

"Quick, rummage through what's in your pocket." Fu Jinglun said busily.