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“ｓｔｏｐ！ Christine, I need your expression to be suspicious, not constipated. You're suspecting that Edward is not like a normal person, but you don't know he's a vampire, you know? You're Bella now, OK? Seeing that Stuart was still worried, Catherine shrugged her shoulders and said, "It seems that I need someone to enlighten you." Take a break and start over again in 10 minutes. ”

The official start of filming was very unsmooth, Stuart and Robert were slow to enter the film, and Catherine was best at emotional shooting, and she attached great importance to expressions, so it was almost difficult to shoot an inch on the first day.

The staff stopped to rest, and Li Donglai, who was watching from the sidelines, stepped forward to greet Robert and Stewart, and handed over two bottles of water, "Hey, Stewart, you guys seem to be in trouble." As soon as I came out, I heard Catherine screaming. ”

Robert shrugged his shoulders and took the mineral water and said thank you.

Stewart looked frustrated, "Thank you." Li, my expression is too stiff, and I am always worried that I will not act well, and it will turn out that I will not act well. The director said I need to be enlightened, are you here to enlighten us? ”

Li Donglai spread his hands, looked around, and found that no one had come to enlighten them, so he smiled and said, "It seems that you have been forgotten." Catherine just said casually, don't take it seriously. Robert was also frustrated: "We NG seventeen times, and Catherine's face is going to turn blue." Maybe we should learn from Li, he is so happy all day long. ”

Stewart leaned back in his chair and said, "I can't be happy Robert, I've NG ten times, you've NG seven times." Maybe Chinese are so happy......"

Li Donglai smiled and said, "Stu, that's because you don't know the Chinese too well." Maybe you guys need a joke? ”

Stewart lay down and didn't want to move, and raised an eyebrow, "Well, my laugh is very high, and if you let me laugh, I will be grateful to you." ”

Li Donglai said: "OK, listen." A Chinese and a Japanese and an American were walking in the desert when they suddenly found a lamp. They wiped the lamp, and a lamp god appeared. Then the lamp god said, "I can grant you three wishes."

The Japanese said, "First, I want a lot of money." Second, I want a lot of money. Thirdly, I want to go back to India.

Then, the Americans also said: first, I want a beautiful woman like Stewart, second, I want a lot of beautiful women like Stewart, and third, I want to go back to the United States......"

Stewart raised an eyebrow, and stood up slightly in interest. Robert also stopped drinking and looked over half-sideways.

Li Donglai continued: "When it was the turn of the Chinese, he said: It's not bad to walk in the desert and have a glass of cold beer to drink. First, I asked for a cold beer, and then he felt that it was still refreshing, and then he continued, and second, I wanted a stack of side dishes. There was wine and food, and he felt that it was so lonely to say that he was drinking alone in the desert, so he said, thirdly, I want the Japanese and Americans just now to come back and accompany me. ”

"Poof, hahaha, cunning Chinese." Stewart couldn't help but laugh, and so did Robert. "OK, Lee. You made me laugh. ”

Li Donglai shook his head, "NO, the story isn't over yet." ”

"Hmph." Stewart didn't speak, and continued to listen.

Li Donglai continued: "The Japanese and Americans are back, and the money and beautiful women are gone, and I am very angry. But there was nothing to be done, so the three of them had to continue walking. As they walked, they saw a bottle again, and after opening the stopper, a fairy came out, and it happened that person could also fulfill their three wishes. ”

"The Japanese and Americans together think that it is better to let the Chinese say it first, so as not to be brought back by him later."

So the Chinese said: the first wish, first come a bottle of beer. The second wish is to fold the barbecue for me. The gods granted his wish. The Japanese and Americans urged the Chinese to hurry up and say the third wish. After drinking beer and eating barbecue, the Chinese said unhurriedly to the gods: "Okay." It's okay, you're good to go! ”

Stewart and Robert looked at each other with strange faces, and after one look at each other, they burst into laughter. "Hey Lee, it's so funny, it's so cunning."

Over there, Catherine was communicating with the assistant director and asked him to help guide Stewart and Robert, but she didn't want to, but there was already a burst of laughter here, which attracted the attention of the crew. Several nearby staff members quietly pricked up their ears and eavesdropped.

Li Donglai smiled: "Do you think this is the end? ”

"And? Speak quickly, speak quickly. Stewart urged.

The Americans and Japanese followed the Chinese in a huff and continued their trek, and as they walked, they saw another bottle, and when the cork was opened, another person floated out...... The Americans hurriedly said: I don't want to see that Chinese again. The fairy said, 'Okay,' and then turned to the Japanese and asked. The Japanese hurriedly said, 'I don't want to see that Chinese either.'" The fairy said, 'Okay,' and then turned to the Chinese. The Chinese say: 'What they say doesn't count'. ”

"Haha, the Chinese are too bad."

Li Donglai shrugged, "This is a wise Chinese, so you know too little about the Chinese." ”

"Maybe, maybe I'll go to China in the future." Stewart laughed.

"Good idea, maybe I can be a tour guide then."

"Of course, otherwise I wouldn't have any friends in China." Stewart looked like he was rightfully imposed.

Li Donglai deliberately made an embarrassed expression, "It seems that I have set myself a trap." ”

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Maybe Catherine also wanted to participate in this happy occasion, but she was the director, and she would definitely ruin the atmosphere as soon as she came in, so she decided not to let Li Donglai be so happy, and shouted from afar: "Li, is your makeup done, let's shoot your scene first." ”

"OK, ma'am. You promise you won't have too many opportunities to shout stop."

Catherine raised an eyebrow and smiled, "I'll see." ”

Stewart shook his fist behind his back, "Li Donglai, don't be too arrogant. Robert was a quiet handsome guy, but he was also melted by the atmosphere, and said, "I look down on us too much." Let's count how many times he will NG. ”

But he is destined not to have this opportunity, the first time he entered the camera, Li Donglai got Catherine's "verygood" evaluation, one pass.

Stewart looked strange and said to Robert, "It's luck, isn't it Robert." ”

Robert spread his hands, looking helpless.

As time passed, the film progressed faster and faster. Li Donglai is eloquent and versatile, can use ancient and magical Chinese kung fu, can also do magic tricks, and can also play Pavarotti's classic opera very professionally...... These are destined to make him the most popular person in the crew. After two weeks, even the photographer was full of praise for him. Because of some occasions that require manpower, or when the plane takes aerial photos, Li Donglai will also make a cameo appearance as an airplane pilot or assistant photographer. He is not a half-ass, and his professional and solid skills impress everyone around him.

When he learned that Li Donglai had a professional driver's license for helicopters, Stewart felt very amazing, and pretended to be indignant: "Lee, is there anything else you won't know?" ”

"Of course, there is a very difficult job, I don't think I can work hard, and I never will."

Stewart wondered, "What?" ”

"A lot, well, like having children."

Stewart: "......"

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