Li Er was in the clinic to see for a cold. I ran into a breathless place to get medicine. He rolled his hands into a horn shape and teased her: "Please note, reverse, please note, reverse!" ”

I couldn't breathe, and I was a little embarrassed for misunderstanding his man Zhang Bao last time. She said embarrassedly: "Don't people know that computers can talk?" As the saying goes, jokes are not as good as people, maybe you are not as good as me. ”

"I'm not as breathless as you. Reverse, reverse! Li Er didn't care how he looked at him when he couldn't breathe, how he plucked out his eyes, or said. I couldn't breathe, picked up the mop in the clinic, and went to beat Li Er.

Liu Xueyin said: "I can't breathe, you can beat me twice for me." Li Er is bad and should be beaten. ”

"Shhh I said Liu Xueyin. You think I don't know how? You hooked up with Li Erli, and also, when you were outside with your first love, you asked me to beat Li Er, I'm afraid it wasn't to make you angry, but to borrow my hand to tease Li Erli for you. ”

Liu Xueyin waved his hand and said that he couldn't breathe: "You don't stick a mallet in my eyes, fortunately, my man is not at home, if his old man listens to your bullshit, he won't beat me hard." If you can't breathe, don't look at you out of breath, it's not bad to talk about it! Beware of the wind plucking the tongue. ”

Li Er leaned in front of him and asked seriously, "What about Zhang Bao?" ”

"Go and send gypsum powder to Li Si."

"Li Si, what is he doing with gypsum powder? Do you call pigs to eat? ”

"Maybe he's rubbing it on his face." Li Er smiled dryly, lit a cigarette, and smoked it. It didn't take much effort for the clinic to fill the room with smoke.

I couldn't breathe, so I couldn't breathe, so Li Er choked on the smoke that he spit out, and suddenly coughed and bent down and couldn't stand up, and slapped his chest with his hand again and again. Stretched out his hand to push Li Er out of the door of the clinic, then closed the door of the clinic, and leaned his neck for a long time to breathe, only then did he recover his strength. scolded lightly: "Li Erzhen is not a thing, he knows that I am afraid of choking, he just smokes in front of me and wants to kill me." Damn guys. ”

Li Er said in his mouth: "Reversing, please note, reversing, please note!" "All the way to the village council.

In the early morning, Zhang Fengxian was cleaning the house. I heard Li Er shouting in the bedroom: "Old woman, come here." ”

Zhang Fengxian held the mop and asked, "What's the matter, look at the watch." What time does it take to get up and you don't get up, do you want to eat under the covers? ”

"Is it at night, someone from the house?"

Zhang Fengxian snorted and didn't say anything. Continue to clean up after her.

Li Er shouted: "No, the house was burglarized!" ”

Zhang Fengxian asked curiously: "The house was burglarized?" What did someone steal? Didn't see anything stolen. ”

Li Erdao: "The house was not stolen? Are you sure? My pants are gone. ”

Zhang Fengxian came over and lifted the quilt on Li Er's body, Li Er was naked, and he really didn't wear pants.

Li Er said: "I was still wearing it yesterday, why did I sleep all night, and my pants were gone?" There must have been a thief in the night. I stole Lao Tzu's pants. ”

Zhang Fengxian usually does not sleep in the same room with Li Er. Therefore, she didn't know where Li Er put his pants last night. Just help him find him in bed. After looking for it again, he simply grabbed Li Ergai's quilt, lifted it up, and shook it in the air several times. Asked Li Er: "Is there any wow?" ”

Li Er glanced around the bed and replied, "No." ”

"Where?" Zhang Fengxian muttered and looked at the bed and under the bed. Give the quilt to Li Er and cover him. Interrogation: "Tell me honestly, last night." Did you carry me and run out to find the vixen? ”

"Even if I go to find Little Pink, she won't be able to leave my clothes." Li Er got up and instructed Zhang Fengxian: "Bring some pants to Lao Tzu, isn't it okay?" What to look for? ”

Zhang Fengxian angrily threw a new pair of pants to Li Er, I don't know if it was intentional or by chance, the pants were impartial, and they happened to be on Li Er's head all of a sudden.

Li Er was very angry, as soon as he pulled the pants off his head, put them on his body, and went to put on his pants, he put on the pants halfway, and shouted loudly: "The case is broken, the pants were originally in the pants." When I took off my pants at night, I took them off as well, and I said how comfortable I would sleep tonight. ”

Zhang Fengxian was angry and funny. She wiped Li Er's leather shoes and put them on his feet. Li Er shouted, "Wear it backwards." ”

Zhang Fengxian looked at it, but somehow, put the shoe on his right foot on his left foot. She laughed at herself: "Early in the morning, you made me angry, leather shoes and pants." It's annoying. ”

Li Er smiled: "Someone wants to annoy her, but I won't go." ”

"It's just you!" Zhang Fengxian and Li Er, the two old guys were joking.

"Li Er, help!" A woman ran in with a disheveled hair and hid behind Li Er.

Li Er didn't look at the woman behind him, and looked at it, Zhang Bao was holding a belt, waving it and coming over to hit the woman behind Li Er.

Li Er didn't need to look to know that the woman hiding behind him must not be able to breathe. He looked at the embarrassed appearance of being out of breath, barefoot and silent, and still holding his pants in one hand. He commanded not to breathe: "Tie your waist first, and then say, what kind of body does a woman run around with her pants all over the place?" It's not good-looking. ”

"He's holding my belt." Breathless, he pointed to Zhang Baoti's belt and said.

Li Er asked, "Zhang Bao, this is your mistake." You hold your wife's belt, how can she come out? ”

Zhang Bao said hatefully: "The problem is in this belt!" Li Er, you say, what does it mean for a man to give a belt to a woman? ”

"There must be something wrong with the two of them. Isn't this belt of mine given by a woman? Li Er was so excited that he forgot his identity. Tell the truth. I leaked my own bottom.

"What? The belt was given by a woman? As soon as Zhang Fengxian heard Li Er's words, she was anxious, and came over with a mop, wanting to beat Li Er.

"Wait!" Zhang Bao grabbed Zhang Fengxian's mop and said, "There must be a order to eat noodles." Solve the matter of the two of us first, and then it will be your turn to solve the problem. Li Er is a mediator in the village, and he should solve the problems of the villagers first, and his own affairs can only be solved after work, and the village cadres cannot do private work during work. ”

Zhang Fengxian pointed at Li Er and said, "Then solve the matter of the two of them first, they are gone, and then we will settle our accounts." Dare to take the belt of another woman. I don't think I want to live anymore. ”

Li Er's name is Zhang Bao, and he explained the reason for beating his wife in detail.

Unable to breathe, he hurriedly said, "Li Er, you know." I'm a sick man. I can't do without medicine for a day, I can't breathe, and I feel uncomfortable. I often go to the abduction clinic to buy medicine. Huge gave me a belt as a reward. Unexpectedly, Zhang Bao saw it, and mistakenly thought that I had that kind of thing with Da Da. I was wronged, so I quarreled with him for a few words, but I didn't expect him to have no conscience. Beat me! Li Er, you represent the village, but you have to call the shots for me. Zhang Bao beat me, which is a typical example of domestic violence. You can't just leave it alone. ”

Zhang Bao also said vigorously: "Li Er, you said, a woman, other men give you a belt, it stands to reason that you shouldn't ask for it." I asked for a man's belt. I can't tell you about it. As a man, I resolutely can't follow Pang University and be a king. ”

Li Er intercepted Zhang Bao's words and corrected, "Zhang Bao wow." There's something wrong with your words. It needs to be corrected. The huge Wang Ba that everyone says in their mouths does not mean that the huge Wang Ba is the Ba, but that his Wang Ba soup is well done, that means. For example, if you do a good job of Wang Ba Tang, people will get used to calling you Wang Ba Zhang. In the past, the family surnamed Li opened a dyeing room, and everyone called him Dyeing Room Li, understand? That's what it means. This person is famous, and he is famous for stewing Wang Ba soup, and people can call him Wang Ba Pang, and it is okay to call him Wang Ba Pang. He's a king anyway. ”

Li Er originally wanted to explain clearly to the huge that it was the suspicion of the king to get rid of the huge one, but he couldn't get around the false proposition that the huge one was the king eight. Li Er's explanation is getting blacker and darker for the huge body. It's really called huge, and it has become a veritable huge king.

Li Er said: "Zhang Bao, give your wife a belt, you are jealous." This belt of mine was also given to me by his wife Liu Xueyin. Because I often go to the clinic to take care of her family's business, Liu Xueyin gave me a belt. There is nothing wrong with this belt itself, you don't listen to the wind or rain, random suspicion, just like your wife, it is a treasure in your hand, to say something unpleasant, give it to me for nothing, I don't want it, tuberculosis is not good-looking, she can't breathe at every turn, who is rare her. ”

I can't breathe to hear that Li Er looks down on himself so much, and if you don't want to give it away for nothing, won't you become a waste product? She was in a hurry at the time, jumped to her feet, and pointed at Li Er is fat scolding: "Don't look at you Li Er is a baby in the eyes of the little peach, kiss your brother one by one, you pee yourself, what are you?" Pure stinking shit! You don't scarce me, I don't scarce you. You're a scourge, bastard, rotten duck egg, black crow, lame kidnapper, blind donkey! Weasel steals roast chicken! ”

couldn't catch his breath and ran up, so he tore Li Er's clothes, and tore Li Er's most valuable suit open.

Zhang Fengxian shouted: "This is a suit of 2,000 yuan, or our family Li Er, a good girlfriend outside, and a woman surnamed Huang with a thin waist to help." Where do rednecks have such good eyesight? ”

Li Er hurriedly put the torn hole on again, and said that his wife, hurry up and sew it with a needle, I have to go outside to meet my girlfriend today. It's over. He asked: "Wife, you say, should you ask Zhang Bao and his family for compensation?" At least ask him to pay 1,005 yuan, and I'm sorry for him. ”

Zhang Fengxian said: "Okay! asked him to pay 15,000 for the two of them, and he couldn't spare them for nothing. ”

When Zhang Fengxian turned back to find Zhang Bao and his wife, Li Er's family had long since disappeared from Zhang Bao's family. Li Er's suit that couldn't breathe for a day just now was worth two thousand yuan, and I was afraid that Zhang Fengxian would have to compensate. Zhang Bao secretly pulled his wife's breathless arm, and immediately realized when he couldn't breathe, the two of them tiptoed, quietly slipped out of the door of Li Er's house, and ran away, running faster than a rabbit. In the blink of an eye, the early run is gone.

Zhang Fengxian stood on the street and scolded: "Give me back and lose money!" "I can't see the shadow of Zhang Bao and his family on the street, who will compensate Zhang Fengxian? Zhang Fengxian just scolded two sentences and was angry. If it weren't for Li Er's family to compensate, Zhang Bao and his wife wouldn't be able to breathe, and they didn't know what time the trouble would be before they broke up.

Little Pink is coming. Holding a belt in his hand. She asked Zhang Fengxian: "Who are you scolding on the street?" ”

"Scold you!" Zhang Fengxian said angrily.

"Eldest sister, I didn't recruit you to provoke you today. You can't catch a rabbit, so you can kill a dog and eat it. Little Peach looked very aggrieved.

Zhang Fengxian said: "Do you think I wronged you?" That's good, wow, ask your own brother to compensate you. See what he does to you! ”

Zhang Fengxian went home huffing. didn't work hard, Li Er came out. asked, "My wife said you asked me to come out, what's wrong?" ”

Xiao Taohong said what Zhang Fengxian had just said.

Li Er clapped his hands and smiled: "Compensation is easy to do." Aren't you just a rarity of money? It's easy to tell you to make some money. ”

Before Li Er's words landed, Liu Xueyin came over and asked, "Who is easy to do?" ”

"You're going to do it!" Li Er said categorically.

"I'll give you a beating." Liu Xueyin made a gesture to beat Li Er.

Xiao Taohong grabbed her sister-in-law's arm and repeated what Li Er said just now.

Liu Xueyin said with a smile: "It's almost the same to have this heart." Sister, change the belt into Li Er. ”

Li Er's method of letting Xiao Taohong and Liu Xueyin make money is also very simple. It is to ask Lao Cuihua to send a cart of eggs from outside the customs, (the eggs are potatoes) to park the car in front of the clinic and the seafood building, and greet the east and west kidnappers, and every household in the south to wholesale the eggs and prepare for the winter. The price is only half of the set. In less than two hours, it was snatched up. Several large vegetable households in the vicinity directly use three jumpers to pull, and one car can pull more than three tons. It's late, and it hasn't been loaded yet.

Liu Xueyin also asked for a bag of ground eggs, dragged them to the door, asked Li Er to see them, and said: "You can't drag them, if you grind the ground eggs without skin, they will rot." I'll help you, let's carry it in. ”

Li Er is also a kind-hearted person. In the past, Liu Xueyin had just lifted a bag of eggs off the ground, and the two of them let go at the same time, and the two of them went to lift their pants at the same time. It turned out that the two of them had just exerted force, and their belts were broken at the same time. The pants fall off just as soon as they see it, and you don't have to grab it with your hands, is there any way to do it?

Li Er showed the broken belt to Liu Xueyin, and said with a wry smile: "What kind of broken belt did you enter?" ”

Liu Xueyin smiled embarrassedly. Didn't say anything. This batch of belts was bought for her by her first love, and the price was very cheap. What could she say. It's cheap, it's not good. Who doesn't know?

The donkey saw the embarrassing scene between Li Er and Liu Xueyin. shouted outside: "Second Master Li, what are you doing with Liu Xueyin to untie your belt?" It's daylight! It's huge, it's huge, so let him come and see it. ”

The donkey shouted for a long time. I couldn't breathe and amused. She couldn't help laughing, and by accident, she broke her belt. The pants almost fell to the ground. She hurriedly grabbed her pants with her hands, ran to the seafood restaurant with a red face, and asked Xiaohong to find her a small string and tie her waist firmly, so that she dared to laugh again.

The donkey was gloating at others, and his own belt was broken in half, and when he picked it up, he saw that it was made of brown paper. He joked with Liu Xueyin: "Wang Bazi, it seems that this first love is unreliable." ”

Liu Xueyin scolded: "Get out! After scolding the donkey, Liu Xueyin himself couldn't help but smile. (To be continued......)