527: Testicles explode

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After being busy for a while, Li Donglai's directing work will not be as tiring as it is now. : But he's not just a director, he's also an actor.

With the release dates of "The Expendables" and "Twilight: Lunar Eclipse" announced, it is inevitable that Li Donglai will participate in the publicity work. There was not much time to linger in private, and after sending Lin Yuna to join the crew of "X-Men", the villa fell silent again.

After Emma's defense, it also ushered in the promotion period of "Harry Potter", and someone was both reluctant and secretly relieved.

But his career has not been smooth sailing.

"World of Warcraft" can't be discussed, the other party treats movies as treasures, and the legendary film company that cooperates with Blizzard has a big business and can't tolerate phantom intervention. Although Li Dongali has some regrets in his heart, this is business. He wants to see how long Blizzard will have to hold up before the movie can be produced.

The Phantom publicly released the news to clarify the rumors that Li Donglai was going to take over "World of Warcraft", officially putting aside the involvement.

"It's bounced again!" This is the first reaction of Warcraft fans.

Blizzard will go back to the old ways, and they will have to re-select a director before they can slowly sift through the scripts.

The process of making zuò will also be dragged down again.

But fans have long been used to this. The Warcraft craze is over, and they already have a new game. However, Li Donglai's fans were indignant, Blizzard played Li Donglai after playing Tom, the director of the "Spider-Man" series, let them eat.

(About "World of Warcraft", there is still content in the follow-up, let me bury a pit first)

"Twilight: Lunar Eclipse" is about to be released. Li Donglai didn't have time to pay attention to it.

Stewart was not in a good mood, and this time she was assigned to go to Europe with Li Donglai to do publicity. Putting him together to promote, a fool can see that Summit Entertainment did it intentionally. This stop is London.

"You're late, stay home and enjoy it."

As soon as he got off the plane, he opened the car door and found that the person who greeted him was actually Stewart, which made Li Donglai feel very good. It's just that Stewart is prickly in his words, and he is not in a good mood.

Li Donglai was smart and didn't answer, and saw that Stuart was wearing a lotus-colored dress in the car. In the endoscope, her face was flushed with wine and spewed a strong smell of alcohol. frowned, "You drank?" Let me do it. ”

Stewart glanced at him, didn't refuse, and gave up his seat.

Then he took out a lady's cigarette from his bag, threw it lightly with his hand, and put it in his mouth, and was about to light the fire with a "pop", but he felt empty in his mouth. Cigarettes were snatched away. Stunned, "What are you doing?" ”

"Smoking is not good. Didn't you quit, when did you start smoking again? ”

Stewart said indignantly: "Where is it so easy to quit smoking, give it back to me." ”

Li Donglai's eyes were faint, but he didn't come hard after all, put the cigarette in his mouth and said, "Okay, I want to taste it, light it for me." ”

Stewart glanced at him in surprise, Li Donglai actually smoked, but it was fresh. And he stretched out his hand. Help him light it. Li Donglai took a puff lightly, blew a light cigarette at Stewart in the passenger seat, and said with a smile: "There is no special taste, I thought that the lady's cigarette would be a little special." ”

Stewart gave him a blank look, "If the cigarette is special, it must have been added." If you don't smoke, you can't feel it. ”

Li Donglai was taken aback. "You've got it."

Stewart gave a rare wink, "Well, a little bit of flying powder." Li Donglai's expression was stern, "What's the effect?" Stewart hesitated and said, "I heard that it will be in good spirits...... Has an aphrodisiac effect. ”

Li Donglai slowly extinguished the cigarette in his hand. Hold out your hand to her: "Give me the cigarette." ”

The first time Stewart saw Li Donglai's expression, he was a little scary, and he felt that it would be a bit too embarrassing if he handed it over obediently. But in front of Li Donglai, she had no advantage, so she had to hand it over obediently. Li Donglai opened the window of the car, and when he passed by a roadside garbage can, he threw his cigarette in.

Stewart looked at the cigarette thrown out, a little pity. But Li Donglai caught her expression, and his eyes suddenly became solemn, "How long have you been adding?" ”

"Dry ...... Why? It's my business. Stewart was in a bad mood and stubbornly retorted.

Li Dong looked at her stubborn expression, sighed in his heart, and knew that toughness could not solve the problem. Said: "It's also my business now, isn't it an aphrodisiac effect, I have feelings." ”

Stewart thought that Li Donglai would be furious, but he didn't expect to wait for such a sentence, and his eyes suddenly widened, "Really...... It's true? His eyes swept towards Li Donglai's lower body. Is the effect so obvious, why doesn't she usually notice it.

"Fake." Li Donglai glanced at her angrily, and sighed: "I'm in a bad mood, call me, why do you want to suck this thing?" Stewart was confused by his sigh, resting his head on his shoulder and not speaking.

"How did you get this thing?" Li Donglai asked.

Stewart hesitated, but said anyway, "It was recommended by Lindsay Lohan." ”

"That poisonous girl!" Li Donglai said helplessly: "How long has it been, are you addicted?" ”

Stewart regretted talking to Li Dong about this kind of topic, and he was kind enough to pick up Li Dong, but it was all wasted.

"Should...... I guess it's been a week. ”

Li Donglai suddenly stepped on the accelerator unconsciously and almost hit the car in front of him. Fortunately, it was reflected in time and re-stabilized the stance. Unbuttoned the collar of his shirt, twisted his neck, shook his head, and said, "It's okay!" I'll help you quit! ”

Stewart was silent, as if he was particularly helpless in front of this man. Leaning on his shoulder and silently watching the building retreat outside the car window, he was suddenly stunned and wondered: "This is not going to the hotel, right?" ”

"Well, you're in a bad mood, I'll take you somewhere first."

"Where?" She was curious, "Are you familiar with London?" She thought of a certain magical girl, who seemed to be from London.

Li Donglai smiled, "You'll know when you arrive." ”

Twenty minutes later, the car stopped outside Chinatown. The two walked in wearing sunglasses and baseball caps. It was the first time Stewart had visited such a place, and he saw the strong oriental-style buildings and shops. I think it's very fresh. The most important thing is that Li Donglai is actually willing to go shopping with her, isn't he afraid of being photographed? British paparazzi don't have to be bad at all with Hollywood paparazzi.

At first, it was a little restrained, but after walking for a while, I was attracted by the snacks that appeared in front of me one after another. A moment later, she already had a sugar gourd in her hand, as well as a few kebabs. Ask questions and ask questions, and the joy will not stop.

"Wow, what is this. Scorpion? Can you eat it. She looked disgusted, and the boss was upset, "No problem, it's delicious." ”

"Two strings." Li Donglai smiled and paid quickly.

"Hey, I don't eat it." Stewart was disgusted. Li Donglai smiled, "Don't eat it, this is delicious." "Is this the number one food in Chinatown?"

Li Donglai took a bite, spit out a mouthful of hot air, and chewed hard. Shaking his head, he said, "No, let's go." I'll take you to the first food. ”

"What's that?"

"Ever heard of testicles?"

Stewart's eyes widened, his eyes glancing down at his lower body, and he giggled. thought that Li Donglai couldn't help but be interested, but she was looking forward to it.

Li Donglai hugged her waist, and he was not afraid of being seen, "What are you thinking, testicles are testicle strings." It's the explosion of sheep testicles, a woman's favorite, guaranteed that you still want to eat it. ”

Stewart was suspicious. "And this kind of food?"

"Hehe, lonely and unheard, go."

The two searched for a long time, and finally found a stall that was not authentic and bought the last string of testicles. When Stewart saw this ball-like thing, which was a testicle, he was suddenly very curious. "Do you really want to eat?"

"Of course. If you find it with great difficulty, you must try it. ”

"Okay." Stewart pinched his nose, closed his eyes, and bit down like poison. The testicles exploded in her mouth. Suddenly, she screamed, "Exploded, exploded, exploded." ”

Some of the tourists around suddenly turned their heads to look at them in surprise. Then some tourists felt that the two were a little familiar, and unconsciously took out their mobile phones to press the snapshot.

Li Donglai was startled, pulled the woman who shouted "testicular explosion", and quickly escaped into the crowd.

Stewart was pulled away, and he didn't forget to stuff the last testicle into his mouth, and he screamed "Wow, wow, wow." "It's cool.

The two played frantically all day and returned to the hotel in the evening. I also bought a lot of things, and entrusted others to send them back to the hotel in advance.

In the suite, Li Donglai said with a smile: "How is it, are you in a better mood?" ”

Stewart snorted, saw a room full of balloons, and "snapped" to pop one. These balloons were all bought by them from shopping, and in order to send them back to the hotel, Li Donglai paid ten times the value of the balloons. smiled: "It's not enough to vent, it's just enough for me to step on it all." ”

As he spoke, he was already jumping up and down, busy stepping on balloons. Just bent down and picked up a pair of black boxing gloves from the ground, and gently threw them to Li Donglai, she herself put on a pair of small red boxing gloves, and slapped her hands hard twice, making two crisp sounds. This boxing glove is also a pair, so naturally it cannot be equipped by the hotel. It's all the result of a long day of shopping.

Stewart took a deep breath, crossed his legs a few times, and let out a sharp "drink" cry in his mouth, and then rushed out with his cheeks puffed, twisting his small waist, jumping up with action, and smashing his fists at the balloons.

"Smack!"

Dozens of balloons were reimbursed in a moment, and one of them floated up, and Stewart chased after it, stomping it with the heel of his shoe.

Li Donglai had never seen such a scene, and he was shocked when he saw Stewart's murderous appearance.

finally finished it, but she was tired enough, and Li Donglai laughed.

Suddenly found that she was staring at herself with gritted teeth, Li Donglai suddenly woke up, he was a stinky man who was like a fake, it seemed that this Stewart had entered the state, and he was planning to repair him, a big living man. Shocked by her, Li Donglai slowly straightened up and said, "Are you okay, let's start healing, right?" ”

Stewart was stunned, "Healing? Doctor Patient Game? ”

Li Donglai carefully took out a small wooden box, only to see that there were several gold needles of different lengths in the wooden box, and a jade pendant with scraping. That's what he's going to do in Chinatown. Some of the Chinatowns in Europe and the United States have maintained the original Chinese style. In foreign countries, only here can Li Donglai find these things.

smiled: "That's right, stripped naked, obediently lying on the bed." ”

"Ahh