Chapter 90: Breaking Up?
As Zhou Qingluo's boyfriend, Li Wujie knows the character of her girlfriends very well.
The Holy Maiden of the Water Witch Clan-Ding Ding, the Holy Maiden of the Tuwu Clan-Wuluo Fairy Zhang Yixi, and the Holy Maiden of the Muwu Clan-Gu Shooting Fairy Zhou Qingluo, these three holy women are handkerchiefs.
Because the practice of saints is very boring and closed, this also causes problems such as their eccentric temperament and narrow social group.
Anyway, whoever is a saint is like this, she is not allowed to go down the mountain, she is not allowed to contact anyone, and her personality is not withdrawn and eccentric!
And the saint can only run through the door with the saint, so these three saints of the same age have formed a very iron friendship in the process of playing. Otherwise, Zhang Yixi wouldn't have been so reckless in coming to Xingshi to ask for the guilt, she was worried that Li Wujie would hurt Zhou Qingluo's heart, although this was a bit of a suspicion.
Among the three handkerchief saints, Zhang Yixi's temperament is the most perverse, and her cultivation is also the most unfathomable. Otherwise, Li Wujie wouldn't have let her strangle, and she almost lost half her life.
"Let's talk in the office." Li Wujie fell for a while before he recovered, and pointed to the office with an unhappy face to discuss.
Zhang Yixi was angry, and he didn't sell Li Wujie's face at all, and said with a weird face: "Yo, Brother Wujie, are you afraid of losing face in front of your subordinates?" As he spoke, his tone changed, and he shouted in righteous words: "Don't give me this set, make it clear in front of the big guy today, and let these subordinates of yours see what kind of person you are." ”
Li Wujie hated this in his heart, pointed at Zhang Yixi and scolded: "Why don't you know what to do?" Okay, okay, if you want to say this again, then say it here! Being glared at by Zhang Yixi, Li Wujie immediately changed his tone. He really didn't want to have a conflict with this crazy here, it was too embarrassing.
You say that it is disgraceful to fight with a woman, and it is disgraceful to win the battle, and you have to be said that you are bullying women. If you lose, you will be even more embarrassed and thrown home, and everyone will have to say, 'Li Wujie of the special case team can't even beat a woman'. Do you want to mix in the police department in the future?
The most important reason is that on the premise of not working hard, Li Wujie is not guaranteed to be able to beat Zhang Yixi. His moves are too lethal and destructive, and once they are used, they can't be stopped.
And Zhou Qingluo has long told Li Wujie about Zhang Yixi's toughness, and her temper is indistinguishable.
The Holy Maiden is very special in the Wu clan, and although her status is not high, no one dares to ignore it. If the patriarch is the king, it is the brain of a nation. That saint is the national teacher, the spiritual pillar of a country.
On top of a celebration of the Tuwu clan, Ying Longshen broke a thousand armies and didn't know which sentence of Lu Dao didn't make Zhang Yixi feel comfortable, and the tiger girl kicked it without saying a word. Po Qianjun was not given for nothing, and after taking a kick, he quickly counterattacked.
You must know that the guy who can be respected as a god in the Wu clan has the strength of Da Luo Jin Immortal. Zhang Yixi was stunned, he was able to fight with Po Qianjun without falling behind at all. If it weren't for Ji Shaodian, the patriarch of the Tuwu Clan, who couldn't save face and stopped these two, maybe he would have to fight for a while.
At that time, Zhang Yixi was only fifteen years old, and this battle made her famous among the Five Witch Clan, and also made people understand her violent temper.
Later, when she was just eighteen years old, at a celebration of the Fire Clan, she personally geldinged the son of the Star Monarch who was unruly to her.
This outrageous and brutal act made the name of Zhang Yixi, the martial arts fairy, resounding throughout the Jade Emperor God Department.
But Li Wujie knew that Zhang Yixi was not good at fighting, but manic and reckless. In today's terms, it's an extremely bipolar mania, or the kind of high-risk person who has to be tied up after being admitted to a mental hospital.
It was precisely because she knew her temperament that Li Wujie grinded her mouth, so that she could believe it.
"You say, I'm busy like a third grandson every day, how can I have the kung fu to hook up three and four? Don't think about it, go back and tell my family that it's too peaceful, let her put her heart in her stomach, don't always take it out and scratch it, it's not too much. After explaining clearly, Li Wujie was extremely impatient to accuse Zhang Yixi.
Zhang Yixi also knew that Lu Dao had indeed gone too far, and shouted sweetly: "Brother, don't be angry, I was wrong!" This sentence contains five plus signs.
Li Wujie said helplessly: "Okay, stop being pretending, talk well." After speaking, he muttered a little puzzled: "It is said that three women have one play, and the identity of the three of you is enough to make a troupe." ”
Zhang Yixi's face turned red, and he didn't dare to laugh when he wanted to laugh around, and the problem characters who were holding back their purple faces roared angrily: "Laugh and laugh, who dares to laugh at the old lady for demolishing him." Then he turned his head and grabbed Li Wujie's arm, and said coquettishly: "Brother, I'm hungry, why don't you two drink." ”
Li Wujie also wanted to get rid of this evil god quickly, so he glanced at Ying Tianao, who was frightened and waved his hand while moving his body back.
Anyway, don't fool others. Li Wuzhi was unsuspecting and said to everyone: "I'm going, if I don't come back for a few days, don't look for me, and don't avenge me!" The bitter and hateful led Zhang Yixi and left.
After half a ring, Yang Yingxue peeked outside, and after making sure that Zhang Yixi was gone, she patted her chest with palpitations and said, "Tianao, what is the boss's girlfriend doing?" This girlfriend is not small, and her identity can't be bad, right? I didn't expect our boss to be a son-in-law who was inverted. ”
Ying Tianao, who rarely smoked, was frightened by Zhang Yixi and also smoked, and said angrily: "Gu shoots fairy Zhou Qingluo." ”
"I don't know what to do!" The characters in question have very little understanding of the divine realm, let alone the five witch clans whose lives are relatively closed and primitive, except for the Wuluo Fairy, of course, this girl has a too prominent reputation.
Ying Tianao rolled his eyes and said, "The Holy Maiden of the Muwu Clan, you know the way. ”
Suddenly, a strong fire of gossip burned in everyone's eyes, and they all gathered around Ying Tianao.
Meng Miaomiao urged: "You have specified that you have seen it, describe it to us." ”
"Yes, yes, how's your temper? If you want to be like this holy woman, then persuade the leader to divide up, how scary. Sun Guoqiang said with palpitations.
Yang Yingxue took a sip, pursed her lips and said, "If you fart, if you have the same temper, you can't separate it, otherwise you don't know how the head will die." ”
Everyone nodded happily, looking very agreeable.
In the words of everyone, Ying Tianao began to recall the time when they were in school
Li Wujie was riding a motorcycle, and Zhang Yixi was sitting behind him, sneezing all the way. I couldn't help but scold in my heart: "This group of bastards must be laughing at me behind my back, and you will look good when I go back." ”
"There's a good pot over there, brother, go eat that!" Zhang Yixi, who was in the back, kept looking for it on the side of the road, and finally saw a pleasing storefront, and shouted when he pointed it.
Zhang Yixi was still very easy to get along with when he was calm, so Li Wujie also healed the scar and forgot the pain and said: "You're so fat, what kind of meat do you eat, eat some vegetarian." ”
"Get out, who eats vegetable leaves, are you a sheep or a cow? Eat meat, I want to eat meat. Zhang Yixi swayed around Li Wujie's waist, and the motorcycle was like a drunk driver, drawing a snake on the street.
After dodging a few pedestrians, Li Wujie yelled at Zhang Yixi, who was scolding passers-by: "I really convince you, okay, okay, you win, let's eat meat." ”
Li Wujie swung his tail on the spot and drove back and stopped at the door of the hot pot restaurant.
"Eat meat." Zhang Yixi jumped into the hot pot restaurant, found a place and sat down. Without waiting for Li Wujie to come in, he ordered a lot of dishes, and asked for two bottles of liquor by the way.
By the time Li Wujie sat down, the waiter had already begun to serve the food.
Looking at the dazzling array of dishes and the two bottles of liquor, Li Wujie said with a big head: "Are you going to eat to death or drink to death?" ”
Zhang Yixi pouted and said: "Don't pretend to be like me, who still doesn't know who is the way." I can tell you, I'm not just here to ask about the guilt, I have a big thing to tell you. If you drink with me, I'll tell you, if you don't drink well, you just wait and cry. ”
Li Wujie felt that Zhang Yixi was not very reliable, and it was easy to fool himself, so he was silent for a while and asked, "About Qingluo?" ”
"Yes!" Zhang Yixi nodded busily while putting vegetables into the pot.
As soon as Zhou Qingluo was mentioned, Li Wujie threw away all his burdens. As soon as he took off his coat, he rolled up his arms and sleeves and said, "Come, if you don't get drunk, you won't return." ”
"It's a gentleman." Zhang Yixi bit the cork and stretched out his thumb to Li Wujie.
Li Wujie gritted his teeth and said, "You are a man!" As he spoke, he also opened his liquor, and the two of them drank it.
After a bottle of liquor was put down, Zhang Yixi ordered two more bottles, and both of them already felt fluttering.
"Brother, you also know where I came from in Qingluo this time, right? Do I know what I'm going to do with her? Zhang Yixi bit the cork of the bottle and bit it a few times before biting it off.
Li Wujie pouted drunken and said: "I'm not half an immortal, and I don't have the ability to pinch and calculate, why did I go to that Zhilu Dao?" Hurry up, don't go around in circles. ”
"Hey, hey!" Zhang Yixi smirked, and after filling his wine glass, his expression became a little heavy and said: "Qingluo said that you two haven't seen each other for several years, and you are also having a hard time, so it's not a problem to consume you like this." So I want to congratulate you, you're free. ”
Li Wujie was stunned, slapped the table and said angrily: "Fart, who said I was bitter?" I'm very good, she Zhou Qingluo's brain is in water, right? What the hell is going on? ”
Zhang Yixi forced a smile and said, "Qingqi asked me to bring you a message, saying that she is tired and doesn't want to deal with you, so break up." ”