Under normal circumstances, a girl's strength is actually not much, or it is impossible to describe it as a small arm and leg, but after drinking, it is different.

The left and right arms were dragged by Qi Baobao and Concubine Zhao Long respectively, and they were pulled back to the stool as soon as they stood up on the weekend.

"Do I need to prove to you that I'm a man?" It was very tempting to see the slightly drunken pink cheeks of the two women after drinking on the weekend, but they were pulled down on the stool by the two women, and they almost fell to the ground, which made the weekend a little unhappy, "Besides, I'm not a man, and I shouldn't use drinking to prove that I'm not?" The two of you drank a cup of Erguotou in one go, are you a man? ”

It is estimated that after a glass of wine, the brain is not very good, so after Qi Baobao and Concubine Zhao Long listened to the words of the weekend, they obviously didn't turn around, especially the female nerve Concubine Zhao Long, she added a mouthful of food and put it in her mouth, and said unreasonably while smashing it: "I don't care, you have to drink all the wine, or how can we start the second term?" ”

"Still drinking?" The nerves of the weekend suddenly exploded, and it is estimated that he will faint after this glass of wine, and if he drinks another glass, he may not be able to get drunk.

"Do you even drink?" Concubine Zhao Long is a dead brain, she always thinks that she can only start drinking a second cup after drinking on the weekend, and she never thought that even if this young man doesn't drink a drop of alcohol, she and Qi Baobao can continue to get drunk. Therefore, seeing the reluctance on the weekend's face, she was not happy and put the chopsticks in her hand on the table.

"Woo...... Woo...... "I was babbling a second ago, and in the blink of an eye, tears slipped onto her slightly drunk cheeks, isn't this a female nerve?"

The female bandit Qi Baobao's alcohol consumption is obviously not as good as that of Concubine Zhao Long, so after a glass of wine, she is now dizzy and can barely sit, but her little hands have been covering her mouth, probably because she is worried that she will regurgitate at any time, so it has always been Concubine Zhao Longfei who is talking, and she is completely speechless now, she only knows that she is shaking the wine glass in her hand that is drinking to the sky, and the appearance of being ready to move is clearly preparing to drink the second glass.

Now, the weekend is really dumbfounded, the female nerves are crying and making trouble, the female gangster is pretending to be crazy and stupid, and he, the only normal man, has obviously become the target of bullying.

After a pause, in line with the principle of getting drunk for a hundred, he gritted his teeth on the weekend, raised his wine glass and started drying.

There must be two taels of two pots in a cup, which is enough to pour your stomach when you think about it, let alone a toast, it is hard to imagine how the two women drank it before.

On the weekend, he pinched his nose and poured it hard, and the final result was that he couldn't drink it anymore after only half a cup, and he didn't care about the two girls dragging his arm, holding back the urge to vomit, he slipped away and became a deserter, and ran to the toilet in the backyard like a run.

A long time passed, and when the weekend staggered back from the backyard, the female bandit and the female nerve began to punch, who lost and drank half a cup, and the sound of punching resounded throughout the small restaurant, how ferocious and how ferocious.

Concubine Zhao Long is a master of boxing because of her profession, and Qi Baobao is because she has been in a small restaurant for a long time and has seen too many masters, so she has subtly become a master of boxing.

As a result, the situation of the two women's fists turned into a deadlock in which both sides lost.

On the weekend, he snatched the watermelon in the hands of the big fat man, and squatted in the corner to watch the game heartlessly, as if he was an outsider.

Half an hour later, with the crisp sound of the dishes falling to the ground, the two women were both killed, lying motionless on the table.

"These two drunkards!" Weekend scolded secretly, put the watermelon peel on the ground, then wiped it on, and carried the two girls to the bedroom on the third floor with breath.

……

In the evening, Concubine Zhao Long woke up first, she got up quietly, and staggered downstairs while rubbing her temples.

At this time, it was the peak of the business of the small restaurant in the afternoon, and he was busy serving tea and water on the weekend, when he saw Concubine Zhao Long coming down from upstairs, he glanced at Concubine Zhao Long very resentfully, and the kitchen was flashed.

Concubine Zhao Long was suspicious in her heart, and couldn't help but chase into the kitchen, regardless of the fact that she was brushing the dishes at this time on the weekend, she squatted beside the weekend and said curiously: "Why are you looking at me with that kind of eyes?" It's as if I owe you tens of thousands. ”

"You...... You ......" Weekend wanted to stop talking, and hesitated for a long time, "You held my hand before and insisted that I sleep with you!" ”

"......" Concubine Zhao Long was dumbfounded for a while, she struggled to recall the past, but her memory was broken and blank.

Ignoring the weekend, like a molested yellow flower girl, she continued to say aggrievedly: "What else do you say, as long as I sleep with you, money is not a problem." Am I an innocent little virgin, okay? How can you sell yourself? ”

"I ......" Concubine Zhao Long was completely speechless, she subconsciously glanced at the weekend a few more times, her words were sincere, and it didn't seem to be fake at all, did I really want to sleep with him? As soon as she thought of this possibility, Concubine Zhao Long's face was hot.

"What are you? You're not going to admit it, are you? Seeing that Concubine Zhao Long didn't plan to say anything, she chased and beat hard, "You are the dignified mayor of Dakang City, I'm just a humble little travel agency handyman, you bullied me, aren't you ready to apologize or something?" ”

"What's that......" Concubine Zhao Long panicked and blurted out, "I was about to ask you, why is my fart so hot and painful now, is it that I am drunk and you ......"

"Nothing!" The weak-hearted weekend hurriedly avoided Concubine Zhao Long's cautious and shy gaze.

The camera rewinds to carry Concubine Zhao Long to sleep on the third floor on the weekend:

I thought in my heart on the weekend, anyway, Concubine Zhao Long was drunk, and she spent her physical strength to carry her to bed, so she had to charge some interest, right? Therefore, from the staircase to throwing Concubine Zhao Longfei on the bed, he has been pretending to accidentally touch Concubine Zhao Long's fart drum on the weekend, and he also drank alcohol on the weekend, so he has the courage to fight and his hand strength is also big, so you can imagine how Concubine Zhao Long's fart drum has been treated.

The most important thing is that after eating watermelon on the weekend, he forgot to wash his hands and carried Concubine Zhao Long upstairs directly, so the sticky dirty hands made one slap print after another on Concubine Zhao Long's pants.

After throwing Concubine Zhao Long on the bed, Zhou Zhou noticed the slap marks on Concubine Zhao Long's fart, he was weak and wanted to pull off Concubine Zhao Long's pants, but Concubine Zhao suddenly opened his eyes when he was about to make a move, and Zhou Zhou was startled, turned around and ran out of the bedroom.

Since then, the weekend has been restless at the thought of Concubine Zhao Longfei finding the slap marks on the fart drum, and he has been thinking about what excuse to find to escape death.

When Concubine Zhao Long went downstairs, he was in a hurry, and thought of the trick of the wicked person suing first, obviously he touched Concubine Zhao Long, but he insisted that Concubine Zhao Long wanted to sleep him with the strength of wine.

Concubine Zhao Long was drunk and unconscious, and she would wake up with 100% memory fragments, so this trick on the weekend was actually feasible, and he was only blamed for pinching Concubine Zhao Long's fart too hard, and he also left a slap mark as evidence of the crime.

Concubine Zhao Long blushed and said that her fart was hot and painful, and she began to panic on the weekend, so she hastily put the plate aside, and took out the kitchen with an excuse to serve tea and water.

Concubine Zhao Long still thought that she was really going to sleep on the weekend at this time, so she was reluctant to go out with the weekend, saying that she wanted to help get the dishes on the weekend.

Then, a wonderful scene appeared!

Zhao Longfei, who is dressed in white, is beautiful and moving, especially when she just woke up after drinking, her eyes are a little lazy, and she is a new face, she is hungry for those diners in small restaurants, and the big guys are making painless jokes, saying that the new boss has two brushes on the weekend, and the female employees under her are more beautiful than the other, and a few old fritters even said at that time that they wanted to work in the baby travel agency, and it doesn't matter how much salary they say, the important thing is to have such a good learning opportunity.

On the weekend, the young man, who was accustomed to serving his guests as gods, could only laugh vigorously.

Soon, one of the diners' unruly eyes fell on Concubine Zhao Long's ass.

The buttocks are straight and round, and it is not an exaggeration to say that they are the best, but why are there so many palm prints on the white pants?

The diner couldn't hold the door and blurted out: "Beauty, who has touched your butt drums, why are they all slap prints?" ”

"Huh?" Concubine Zhao Long exclaimed in surprise and hurriedly covered her waist and hips with her hands.

The most unfortunate thing is that the TV set hanging on the wall in the small restaurant is broadcasting the news of the city of Cannes, and Zhao Longfei is the main one, making a report.

"This beauty is the mayor of our big city!" One of the diners exclaimed.

No wonder he is so sure that Concubine Zhao Longfei is the beautiful mayor on TV, mainly because Concubine Zhao Longfei's clothes at this time are exactly the same as on TV, and her hairstyle is exactly the same.

I was also anxious on the weekend, turned off the TV, and then took Concubine Zhao Long's hand, paused, and blurted out: "Daughter-in-law, who asked you to come out to serve the dishes?" ”

Daughter-in-law? The beautiful mayor Zhao Longfei is the daughter-in-law of the weekend?

At this moment, the more than a dozen diners in the small restaurant were all dumbfounded.

Next, the words of the weekend were like the thunder of the Nine Heavens, burning the diners to be scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.

"Daughter-in-law, you just did an abortion, you can't work, be obedient, go back and rest!"

This fork is a big deal!

Loaded with forks and thunderbolts, so, the weekend received a punishment.

Syllable!

Concubine Zhao Long's ear scraper was slammed on his face: "Shut up, who is your daughter-in-law?" Who just did the abortion? ”

After receiving a loud ear scrape, he didn't give up on the weekend, grabbed Concubine Zhao Long's two little hands, and hurriedly said: "I know that you have been wronged, and now you are angry, don't worry, I promise to wear a condom to work in the future!" ”

"You ......" Concubine Zhao Long was even more angry, struggling and trying to shake the weekend's ear scraper, but her little hand was caught, she couldn't pull it out, and besides, she had been winking at her on the weekend, which made her suddenly react to why she did it on the weekend.

A flash of inspiration flashed in her mind, and Concubine Zhao Long, who was smart in ice and snow, finally understood that she didn't want her mayor's identity to be exposed because she did this over the weekend. After all, if her identity is exposed now, her buttocks are full of handprints, and she is still playing her hands in a small restaurant, there may be how much negative news will follow.

Although Concubine Zhao Long was reluctant, it was indeed for her good to do this on the weekend, so in the end, she compromised.

Subconsciously glancing at the weekend, Concubine Zhao Long paused, blushed and blurted out: "Momo, in fact, I don't blame you, after all, how can you not wear a condom?" After saying this sentence, which seemed to be both offensive and seductive on the surface, Concubine Zhao Long escaped back to the kitchen.

Listening to Concubine Zhao Long's words, his heart swayed on the weekend, and he secretly sighed, sure enough, there are still people who know more!

As soon as Concubine Zhao Long left, she came to the weekend, deliberately stood up straight, continued to pretend to be forked, and said: "Everyone, look, the girl I just soaked in a few days ago, I just want her to look like our beautiful mayor, hehe, don't be too obsessed with brother, I'm not a legend, I'm a living existence!" ”

Diners gave the weekend a disdainful look, and continued to eat, drink, chat and fart.

After all, no matter how much Concubine Zhao Long looks like that beautiful mayor, she is just like after all, although it makes these diners' eyes shine, but it is not enough to go out and talk everywhere.

Squatting in the kitchen and feeling that the crisis was lifted, Concubine Zhao Long breathed a sigh of relief and hated the weekend.

Because a diner said that her fart drum was full of handprints, she verified it after she escaped back to the kitchen, and sure enough, no wonder she always felt that her fart drum was hot and painful, and daring to love it made the weekend cool.

Concubine Zhao Long, who was embarrassed and angry, snapped her fingers at the weekend, the kind that was very provocative, and secretly complained about the weekend when she had secretly spent a good time on Concubine Zhao Long's fart, and came to the kitchen with a shrunken head.

"What? Do you want to thank me? Don't be so polite, who are the two of us? Although I was scared on the weekend, I still pretended to be proud.

Concubine Zhao Long was not polite to the weekend, standing in front of the weekend, her hand was raised all of a sudden, she made a movement of shaking her ears and scraping, and spit out two words in her mouth: "Hooligans!" ”