Chapter 56: Funny
Because she usually doesn't get sick often, this time she was a little sick, and for several days, Wang Ya was hoarse, speechless, and her body was very uncomfortable.
The sick Wang Ya naturally has no vitality in the past, and is still a little fragile psychologically, like an injured little animal, at first it was okay, Wang Ya also knew that she was sick and had to drink some medicine, but she couldn't stand it and drank bitter medicine for several days, and her body was uncomfortable, so she was naturally a little emotional.
At this time, it was time to drink the medicine again, Huang Yunshi's guards were going to bring it, but Huang Yunshi waved her hand, she came in with the medicine, helped Wang Ya, and was about to feed her to drink, but Wang Ya refused, smelling the smell of the medicine and feeling very bitter, looking at Huang Yunshi pitifully, her eyes were wet, as if she was a deer.
Wang Ya said softly: "Big brother, people, I don't want to drink medicine, the medicine is so bitter!" ”
"No, you must drink it, so that your illness can be cured! Be obedient and drink the medicine! Huang Yunshi said with a straight face and an expressionless face.
Wang Ya suddenly became emotional, crying: "Don't, don't, I don't want to take medicine, the medicine is so bitter, I haven't been well after eating it for so many days, woo, I want to go home, people want to go home, people don't want to be here, it's uncomfortable, and you have to drink bitter medicine, you still want to kill me, woo, I want to go home, mother, woo, people miss you, mother, why don't you come to see Xiaoya, Xiaoya, don't take bitter medicine, don't get sick, woo woo, uncomfortable to death, woo woo!" Speaking of the back, I couldn't help crying.
When Huang Yunshi saw it, she was angry and wanted to pour it in, but when she saw Wang Ya crying so much, she suddenly softened her heart and coaxed: "Okay." Okay, isn't it okay if the big brother is wrong, you hurry up and drink the medicine, isn't this disease a good idea! Don't cry, look at you, you don't take medicine when you're sick, how can this work? Hurry up and take the medicine, isn't your body going well! Good boy, big brother won't kill you, good man. Don't cry, come, drink the medicine, or you'll get cold for a while. It won't work, and you'll have to fry it again! ”
Wang Ya saw that Huang Yunshi softened. I cried even more. After crying to the fullest, he sobbed and sobbed: "Woo, don't drink, woo, it's so bitter." Whew, ask for candy! ”
Huang Yunshi saw that this was not going to work, so she put Wang Ya down again. Then he walked out of the mountain and said to one of his subordinates: "Now, you go and find if there is any fruit or something, well, forget it, hurry up and buy some fruit preserves at the bottom of the mountain, sugar can also be used, the sooner the better, buy more!" ”
When the guard brought back the candied fruit, Wang Ya was willing to drink the medicine obediently, Huang Yunshi saw it, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, Wang Ya, who drank the medicine, lay down obediently again, and fell asleep after a while.
Huang Yunshi couldn't help but take a look, Wang Ya in her sleep, I don't know what kind of good dreams Lu Dao is having, and she is still chirping her ruddy little mouth, the corners of her mouth are slightly upturned, Huang Yunshi feels that Wang Ya in her sleep is really like a little fairy, well-behaved and sensible, without the temper just now, how cute it is!
Huang Yunshi couldn't help but soften her stiff facial expression, and lightly covered Wang Ya with the quilt, and then slowly walked out of the road.
"Master, there's a letter coming!" A guard handed the note in his hand to Huang Yunshi.
Huang Yunshi took it and took a look, her face couldn't help but darken, and she coldly ordered: "Since that's the case, send Liu Niang to the second prince!" ”
On this day, Huang Yunshi was in a very bad mood, and Wang Ya also saw it, and she wanted to make trouble, but when she saw Huang Yunshi like this, she was a little worried, so Wang Ya endured the discomfort, sat up, and asked, "What's wrong?" Why are you so upset? Is something wrong? If there is something, why don't you go back first, in fact, think about it, you are a prince, where there is so much time, you must be very busy, you go back first, when I get better, I will also go home! In the past few days, Xie Lu has thanked you, big brother! Wang Ya said, and couldn't help but smile sweetly.
"It's fine, it's just a few minor problems!" Huang Yunshi said and smiled at Wang Ya.
If Wang Ya is a real child, she will feel that Huang Yunshi is very happy to smile, but Wang Ya is an adult, where can she be deceived by Huang Yunshi like this, but seeing that Huang Yunshi doesn't say it, Wang Ya won't ask more, if you don't say that Huang Yunshi really said it, she can't help solve it herself, just say who doesn't have a secret that you don't want to say, where can you force people to say it.
Wang Ya didn't ask anymore, and instead told a few jokes: "Big brother, can I tell you a joke?" ”
"Oh? Telling jokes? Okay, let's talk about it! Huang Yunshi was a little interested.
Wang Ya said: "Well, I want to think about it, oh, yes, I'll tell you a new joke to ensure that you break through the limit!" ”
"What?" Huang Yunshi felt that she didn't hear it very clearly, and felt that this was strange.
Wang Ya said, "Ah, no, I mean, I'll tell you now!" So, what kind of joke would you like to hear? ”
"Jokes and grades?" Huang Yunshi couldn't help but look at Wang Ya in surprise.
Wang Ya replied: "Of course there is, the so-called grade, that is, it depends on how funny the joke you tell, the funnier it is, the higher the grade, come, let me give you an example." For example, once upon a time, there was a family of stupid people, and this day ......"
Huang Yunshi listened, and couldn't help laughing, it was so funny, as long as I thought that this family was really stupid, a girl couldn't even knead the dough well, and a mother, sewing the quilt would sew the quilt with her own clothes, and the father was even more funny, he actually made up a chicken cage and actually weaved himself in, it was really funny, and he really deserved to be a stupid family.
Wang Ya then told Huang Yunshi two or three jokes, and only then said, "How is it?" Don't you think jokes really have different levels, isn't it funny? ”
"It's funny!" In a good mood to be teased by a few jokes, Huang Yunshi couldn't help but sit on the edge of Wang Ya's bed and said, "Anyway, girl, where do you have so many quirky ideas!" ”
"It's nothing, it's like this!" Wang Ya said with a smile, but then she felt that something was wrong, her face changed, she became very serious, and her body became precarious: "The slave family is joking, son, please don't be surprised, in fact, in normal times, the little girl is not like this, the little woman is doing what everyone does every day, such as learning piano, chess, calligraphy and painting every day!" In my spare time, I flutter butterflies, play the piano and paint, and feel comfortable! The eccentric has nothing to do with the little woman! ”
Huang Yunshi couldn't help but want to laugh when she saw Wang Ya like this, seeing that Wang Ya was pretending to be so serious, she coughed twice, couldn't help laughing, and said: "Yes, yes, the eldest brother knows that he is wrong, you are a lady, and any weird things have nothing to do with you!" ”
Actually, Wang Ya still wanted to tell Huang Yunshi a cold joke, but after thinking about it, forget it, there is no lower limit to cold jokes, and the ancients probably couldn't accept it.
However, Huang Yunshi still had to say, "If you really want to be a lady, don't do those actions in the future, such as climbing trees or something, and this time, didn't you get sick because you went up the mountain to hunt?" ”
"Well, it wasn't an accident! All said, I'm only like that occasionally, and in normal times, I'm a lady! Wang Ya has some unnatural ways, and I don't know why she is so unlucky, and every time she is not a lady, she runs into him, really!
Huang Yunshi couldn't help but bend a finger and knocked on Wang Ya's head: "Just your poor mouth, I don't know what kind of virtue you are!" ”
Wang Ya said stiffly: "It's none of my business, if it weren't for the coincidence that you appeared every time, who knew that I was not a lady and I was bumped into by you several times, except for you, no one saw that scene, so it must be your problem, not my problem!" ”
"Whose problem is that? What are you not a poor mouth? Obviously, my own skills are not up to par, and the timing of relying on me to come is wrong! Huang Yunshi couldn't help but shake her head, she had never seen such a naughty child.
Wang Ya suddenly changed the topic and said, "How is it, are you in a good mood?" ”
Huang Yunshi was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, this time the strength was very light, no different from touching, and said: "Just say that you are eccentric and hard-mouthed!" "My heart is warm, and it is not in vain that I let go of two days to take care of this girl.
Wang Ya said: "Okay, okay, I admit it, I do envy everyone's girlfriends, but I just don't want to be completely like that, I always feel that although there is no trouble in being a lady, there are too many rules and regulations, which always makes people feel restricted." ”
"There's nothing wrong with this, so why do you want to be a lady?" Huang Yunshi asked.
Wang Ya replied: "One is that everyone's girlfriends' movements seem to be very good-looking, and the other is that everyone's girlfriends don't seem to have any worries, they are idle all day long, they eat and sleep, they sleep and eat, and when they have nothing to do, they play and play, how good, and there is no need to have any worries!" ”
Huang Yunshi thoughtfully: "This is the purpose of what you want to be everyone's girlfriend?" ”
"Oh, it's not, I don't know what to do, it's just that I used to feel very envious, and I also think it's good to be a lady, so I want to learn, but after I learn, I found that it's not easy to be a real lady, and I want to be proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but I can't regret it, and as a result, I can only learn hard."
"What are you doing?" Huang Yunshi asked: "If you don't want to learn, you can not learn!" After speaking, Huang Yunshi was worried that Wang Ya would really do this, so she said: "However, you are also very good at learning, and you don't have a lot of skills, besides, it's really good to be a lady!" (To be continued......)
PS: Bow to Liesalotter for contributing the 7th pink to the book, and bow to Mercury's Masked Superman's Peace Charm!