But Xiao Yi was privately hired by Lu Zhou, and he had to discuss with Lu Zhou for a few days during the New Year.

Xiao Yi: "By the way, Brother Zhou, how did you spend the New Year." ”

"I don't know what to do." Lu Zhou said: "Watch TV at home. ”

Xiao Yi asked, "How did you spend last year?" ”

Lu Zhou: "In Paris. ”

Xiao Yi: "......"

"And what about the year before last?" Xiao Yi asked again.

"I'm glad to live with Zhang." Lu Zhou said, "What's wrong? Something to say. ”

Lu Zhou had just come back from a party with friends, sitting in the car, Xiao Yi drove without squinting, and said, "Uh...... I'm thinking, I'll go home for the New Year in a few days, what about you? How to arrange. ”

Lu Zhou: "......"

Xiao Yi instantly had a premonition that he was going to hear Lu Zhou's roar.

However, Lu Zhou didn't, just said: "You go back for the New Year, don't worry about me." ”

Xiao Yi was overjoyed and said, "Then when will I come back?" ”

"Yo, you still want to come back?" Lu Zhou said sincerely: "Go home and grow vegetables, brother, the working people of the motherland need you." ”

Xiao Yi: "......"

Xiao Yi parked the car in the garage, Lu Zhou slammed the car door, and walked away.

Xiao Yi took out the fifteen pairs of shoes that Lu Zhou bought on Taobao from the back seat box, moved them home, and waited for Lu Zhou's order, he wanted to take them back to the room, but Lu Zhou said: "Take them and let me see." ”

Xiao Yi had no choice but to unpack, hoping that Lu Zhou would find the packaging very annoying, so he asked him to take out all the shoes and throw them away, but Lu Zhou didn't.

Lu Zhou took a pair of shoes and said, "Forty-four? ”

Xiao Yi: "Eh......"

Xiao Yi wore forty-three, which was obviously one size smaller, so he had to put on sneakers for Lu Zhou and tie his shoelaces.

Xiao Yi: "Is it small?" ”

Lu Zhou: "......"

"Do you wear it yourself? Yes? You wear it yourself. Lu Zhou was almost by Xiao Yi.

Xiao Yi put on the other one, walked a few steps, and said with a smile: "I'm just right to wear!" ”

Lu Zhou's appearance, he simply wanted to throw Xiao Yi into the shoe box to return it, Xiao Yi was scolded by Lu Zhou that night, fifteen pairs of shoes totaled four thousand three, all of which were deducted from Xiao Yi's salary, Xiao Yi had to take pictures one by one and send them to the circle of friends to sell......

"Then where are we going for the New Year, Brother Zhou." Xiao Yi said.

"Aren't you going home?" Lu Zhou looked at the ipad Xiao Yi was holding, and said leisurely scrolling Taobao.

"No, no." Xiao Yi hurriedly said with a smile: "I don't plan to go home, there are so many people in the Spring Festival, I can't buy tickets." ”

"Oh?" Lu Zhou said: "I went abroad for a vacation, and I will leave tomorrow, since you don't leave, stay and take care of your family." ”

Xiao Yi: "......"

"Turn the page!" Lu Zhou said.

Xiao Yi immediately turned the page, thinking that he would go back to book a ticket later, and I knew that you were going to fix me. Lu Zhou stared at a dress for almost thirty seconds, and Xiao Yi said, "This ...... Do you want this? ”

"You're crazy!" Lu Zhou said: "Who will I buy a dress for!" Page. ”

Xiao Yi thought that he could go home, but would Lu Zhou lie to him again? I don't seem to have heard the company say that Lu Zhou is going abroad for the New Year. And I haven't heard him say this recently......

Xiao Yi accompanied Lu Zhou to finish brushing Taobao, and after reporting the latest trends in Weibo and gossip, he found that Zhang Xinran's incident had faded, and everyone was brushing the latest news of Li Changzheng. Before the holiday, Du Mei also said that she had to cooperate with the publicity after the New Year, give Lu Zhou some gossip and hype, and asked Xiao Yi to pay more attention, but what can be hyped recently?

Lu Zhou sighed, and was about to go to bed, Xiao Yi returned to his room and began to look at the plane tickets, but they were all gone, only the first class was left. In order to go home, Xiao Yi gritted his teeth and bought it, and just bought the plane ticket, he was shouting again in the next room.

"Hey!"

Xiao Yi immediately went over and saw Lu Zhou talking on the phone on the bed, saying, "Then I won't go." Let's talk about it next year. ”

Xiao Yi: "??? ”

Xiao Yi stood at the door, and Lu Zhou said: "If you don't go abroad, it's unlucky, and you have to book a ticket with your face during the New Year." ”

Xiao Yi: "Book a ticket? ”

Lu Zhou: "Take you out of Lu for the New Year!" What are you doing at home, do you want to suffocate me? ”

Xiao Yi returned to the room and arranged an itinerary for himself and Lu Zhou. It's crazy, looking at the ticket, first class, ahhhhhh Suddenly, a thought came to my heart, and I went to the next door to ask Lu Zhou, saying, "Brother Zhou, where do you want to play?" ”

Lu Zhou: "Whatever." ”

So Xiao Yi fell into racking his brains, and the next day, he said honestly: "Brother Zhou, the visa may not be in time, we can only celebrate the New Year in China." ”

Lu Zhou said: "Don't go to a place that is too cold, but it can't be too hot, you have to have a feeling of winter, you can also do it in China, find a lively place, don't be found by fans, be quiet, have a feeling of the New Year, the air should be good, the mountains and rivers should be beautiful, and the food should be healthy, I haven't had an atmospheric New Year for a long time." Don't have a tour group, don't have too many people, the hotel owner should be enthusiastic, not too much, and there must be a group dinner for the New Year. It would be nice to have a hot spring. ”

Xiao Yi: "......"

Lu Zhou finished a bunch of contradictory requirements, and said: "The hotel staff should be friendly, check and evaluate more, one, certainly, want, have, heat, water." ”

Xiao Yi stubbornly pointed out, it was even more difficult to find such a place than to ascend to the sky, and even Beijing did not necessarily meet Lu Zhou's requirements.

Going to Lijiang? will definitely be chased by fans into a dog, Xiao Yi is only one person, and it can be expected that he will definitely be pushed down by the army of fans and stepped on his face. Only Southeast Asia is eligible for visas, Japan is only China, and South Korea is ...... Not even more. Thailand...... No, most of the Thais can recognize Lu Zhou when they see it, Hong Kong and Taiwan...... Not at all.

The Northeast is too cold, and it is hot in the three Asia-Pacific regions, and Xiao Yi has a bloody expression in his heart when he is carrying a bag for Lu Zhou and following behind him.

Let's not talk about hot springs, not only to be lively, but also to have no fans, and to have a New Year's dinner, how is this possible! Two people eat a table of New Year's dinner, how can Lu Zhou eat with a stinky face, hey?

Pregnant.

"Xiao Yi Xiao Yi——" The voice of the coordinating eldest sister said in WeChat: "It's finally finished, but the screenwriter still has to keep an eye on the later stage, on Chinese New Year's Eve, let's finish eating in Sanlitun, go to the bar after eating, do you come?" ”

Xiao Yi said: "Although I really want to go...... Sister An, but I've already figured out where to go for the New Year. ”

"It's so good-" The coordinator said: "If you have time to come to our company to play, my sister will take you to eat delicious food." ”

Xiao Yi's heart was full of joy, and he thought that he must go to them to play after the New Year.

Xiao Yi asked Lu Zhou for his ID card, took a look, and almost burst out laughing, Lu Zhou roared angrily: "Yours!" Take a look! Whose ID photo is not ugly......"

Xiao Yi took Lu Zhou's ID card and laughed and fell down the stairs, Lu Zhou gritted his teeth and snatched Xiao Yi's ID card. Xiao Yi's ID card was very handsome. Lu Zhou immediately had nothing to say.

"Where to go? Has the location been decided? Lu Zhou saw Xiao Yi coming down the stairs.

"It's set." Xiao Yi said, "Leave tomorrow." ”

Lu Zhou stared at Xiao Yi, and seeing that Xiao Yi didn't tell him where to go for a long time, he threatened: "If you don't meet the requirements, you will ...... You're ......"

"The slave is from the palace." Xiao Yi said sincerely.

Lu Zhou: "You remember it for me, when the time comes, I won't be in the palace, I'll help you in the palace." ”

The next day, Xiao Yi drove Lu Zhou to the airport, pulling a trolley case and pushing one, carrying one on his back, and a Hermes of Lu Zhou hanging around his neck, Xiao Yi took Lu Zhou's boarding pass when boarding, and walked through the first-class channel, after getting on the plane, Lu Zhou's face changed, and said: "Wuhan? Why are you going to Wuhan? ”

"Wuhan is very good." Xiao Yi flipped through the magazines on the plane and said, "The New Year is lively." ”

Lu Zhou looked at Xiao Yi with a little suspicion, and Xiao Yi asked, "Brother Zhou, have you been there?" ”

Lu Zhou said: "When I was a child, my mother took me to live in Wuhan for a while. ”

Xiao Yi was a little surprised, no wonder Lu Zhou likes to eat Hubei cuisine, is it because of this reason? Xiao Yi smiled and said, "I am also from Hubei, Brother Zhou, you are my fellow countryman." ”

Lu Zhou didn't speak, took off his sunglasses, adjusted the back of the chair, and fell into memories, Xiao Yi thought to himself, he seemed to have guessed Lu Zhou's thoughts, great, this should reduce the frequency of scolding during the Chinese New Year......

However, the weather did not go as expected - at five o'clock in the afternoon of the same day:

Xiao Yi was sweating profusely to protect Lu Zhou from the mighty army of migrant workers and squeeze into the car.

They got off at Tianhe Airport at two o'clock, and after several twists and turns, they finally squeezed into the T250 from Hankou Railway Station to Jingshan County. bought a standing ticket, there were peasant brothers sitting on sacks beside him, there were people crowded at the door of the bathroom, Lu Zhou's windbreaker of 100,000 yuan was smoked to the smell of smoke, and there were people next to him receiving instant noodles.

Xiao Yi: "I'm sorry, the highway is jammed, my brother's car ...... Can't drive. ”

Lu Zhou: ".............................."

"Have you ever taken a train like this, Brother Zhou?" Xiao Yi said without words, and swayed with the frequency of the train, saying, "Come, HIGH!" How about I sing you a song? ”

Lu Zhou said calmly: "Sing, sing well, your chickens can be kept until tomorrow." ”

Xiao Yi: "......"

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick ......tock," Xiao Yi rolled up the magazine, and followed the train with care, and besides, the voice began to recite the prelude.

"Tick Tick Tick Tick ......"

Lu Zhou: "Your alarm clock!" ”

"Life is a suspenseful novel...... Xiao Yi finished rolling up the magazine and sang: "Next page, what is the plot-I believe no one knows, what happened to the world-"

Xiao Yi took the rolled-up magazine as a microphone, sang in a low voice at first, then raised his eyebrows, with Xiao Yi in his eyes, and his expression was focused and radiant when he sang, as if he was holding a microphone and standing on a stage that only belonged to him.

The train rumbled loudly, galloping through the mountains and forests, galloping across the earth, galloping out of the Hankou Plain, and galloping into the distance under the dimming purple sky.

In winter, smoke billows from the houses in the farmstead.

"I like - lonely adventure to follow the clues of dreams, my registered trademark is Free Ouou-"

“…… I'm happy to even breathe. ”

"Woo-" The train whistled.

The desert land, the mountains and rivers, I don't know whose firecrackers rang out, the night was low, the lights of thousands of homes, and the Big Dipper was shining in the winter sky.

The smog that obscured the sky and the sun dissipated, and the hustle and bustle of the crowd had returned to the distance.

On the horizon, there are endless plains and vast worlds.

"Me on the roof—me in the mirror—yes—" Xiao Yi's happiness was irresistibly released, and he turned to a low chant and gradually faded out.

After a few seconds of silence, there was applause from all around.

The aunt who sold dinner pushed the cart and stared at him behind Xiao Yi's back.

"Finished?" The aunt roared angrily: "Get out of the way!" ”

Xiao Yi was startled and immediately got out of the way, Lu Zhou's face sank, and he said to his aunt: "What are you yelling at him for?" Do you know ...... Dao?"

"Shh Xiao Yi said: "Be careful of being secretly photographed in the headlines. ”

Lu Zhou: "......"

Xiao Yi hurriedly made way for his aunt, the meal was very fragrant, Lu Zhou swallowed his saliva, he ate on the plane at noon, Lu Zhou only ate very little, and at this time the saliva was about to drip onto the car. Xiao Yi observed his words and looks, and saw that Lu Zhou did not ask for food, so he took the initiative to buy him a boxed lunch, and said, "Eat as you like, and I will look for something to eat in Jingshan later." ”

Lu Zhou didn't ask, so he took the meal, leaned against the wall of the carriage, and ate the lunch box with one hand and the other hand, while Xiao Yi held another box of dishes for him to pick and choose.

The people sitting in the aisle were watching them, but in fact, the food on the train was okay compared to the crew. Xiao Yi was afraid that Lu Zhou was still thinking about his cock, so he smiled dryly: "I didn't expect it...... Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, in fact, the environment at my house is very good, and the New Year is very lively, everyone eats New Year's dinner together, so ......"

Lu Zhou said impatiently: "What's wrong with me, I've lived anywhere when I'm out on location, do I seem to be such a difficult person to serve?" ”

Fortunately, Xiao Yi thought to himself, Lu Zhou changed from first class to train station ticket along the way, and it didn't seem that he had ever been angry, or because there were too many people to get angry, or maybe he really didn't care, there was a place to celebrate the New Year. Well, that's a lot better.

"You go buy a boxed lunch to eat." Lu Zhou said.

The aunt of the cart had already left, and Xiao Yi said, "I'll just eat a little bit." ”

So Xiao Yi poured Lu Zhou's leftover vegetables on top of the leftover rice, threw away another lunch box, and ate the rest of the meal.

The people around looked at them, Lu Zhou's face was not very good-looking, it seemed that no one recognized him now, and he didn't know if Lu Dao was unhappy because he was not recognized, or because he was unhappy to be stared at, or maybe because he was not recognized for so long...... Lu Zhou glanced around, and all the people who were raising their farts carefully looked away from their curious eyes.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Xiao Yi opened the car door and asked Lu Zhou to get out of the car, and finally arrived in Jingshan......

Xiao Yi's younger brother's name is Xiao Qiang, he got on the highway, and was blocked by the big car returning home for the New Year, but Xiao Yi called and said that he didn't need to come to Wuhan to pick him up, and Xiao Qiang got off the highway again. Waiting at Jingshan Railway Station, the black light blinded, and the square light in front of the train station was broken.

Xiao Yi first let Lu Zhou get into his brother's second-hand Santana, and then stuffed his luggage into the rear trunk.

"Sister-in-law is so good!" Xiao Qiang turned around and saw that there was a man in the back seat, and he screamed.

Lu Zhou: "......"

"My day!" Xiao Qiang shouted: "Abductor! You're a woman! ”

Xiao Yi slammed Lu Zhou's suitcase in the back seat, and yelled at his younger brother: "Fuck you! I said that I would take my wife back to Sa! ”

"Then these four are too bad!" Xiao Qiang pointed at Lu Zhou, and inexplicably poked his head out of the driver's seat to ask his brother.

Lu Zhou finally couldn't bear it anymore, and roared angrily in Wuhan dialect: "It's your ancestor!" You brothers have poured a bunch of grams! ”

Xiao Qiang: "......"

Xiao Yi said: "Take out the rope!" ”

Xiao Qiang got out of the car with a blank face, Xiao Yi took the rope, tied another LV trolley box that Lu Zhou couldn't put on the roof of the car, and said, "Go you!" ”

Xiao Qiang drove, swooping, and drove Lu Zhou, Xiao Yi and LV staggering on the roof of the car.

"He's my brother, Xiao Qiang." Xiao Yi said to Lu Zhou, and then introduced his younger brother solemnly: "This is my boss, my male god, and my idol!" Xiao Qiang, called Brother Zhou. ”

"Brother Zhou is good, Brother Zhou is good." Xiao Qiang folded his hands in the rearview mirror, bowed to Lu Zhou, Lu Zhou really lost to these two brothers, and saw Xiao Qiang's worship action instantly frightened, and roared: "You don't need to put the steering wheel when you drive!" Does Santana still have autopilot!! ”

Xiao Qiang handed Lu Zhou a cigarette, and Lu Zhou waved his hand, thinking that he didn't know who came up with this name.

"Xiao Qiang, Xiao Qiang." Xiao Yi smiled and said, "When everyone hears his name, they will think of the trouble Xiao Wall or something......

Lu Zhou was drinking water and almost squirted out, Xiao Qiang said again: "Brother, Mom heard that you brought your daughter-in-law back, and she cooked early!" I told her not to do it and she didn't listen. ”

Xiao Yi was full of black lines and replied, "I obviously said that I was bringing my friends back." Did Mom and Dad eat it? ”

Xiao Qiang said: "I ate it." ”

Xiao Yi's mother must have misunderstood, Xiao Yi said "friend", so it was understood as a pronoun for girlfriend, Xiao Yi looked embarrassed, but Lu Zhou didn't seem to hear it at all, looking thoughtfully at the road outside, the five- or six-story buildings, the dim street lamps in the county, people riding bicycles, electric cars coming and going, and children playing with guns before the Spring Festival.

The lanterns on the trees along the way are hung up, flashing and flashing, and they look very eye-catching in the dark night.