He Buji asked, "Boss Li, can you guess what I think and don't want?" ”

Li Er smiled and said, "I know your thoughts. Let's talk about what you want first, the more money, the better, and the younger and more beautiful the wife, the better. The older you live, the better. You often think, if the sky above your head collapses a small half, how good it should be, smash the foreign emperor to death, just leave the young and beautiful princess and a few half of the palace maids, enough to serve yourself and the princess, foreign girls are thieves beautiful, not only blue eyes and yellow hair, thin lips, but white skin, our domestic girls, how many people can compare? It's just that the nose hook doesn't look good, so it's good to cut it a little bit. ”

"What else?"

"The more opponents die, the better. The sooner the leaders of the unit get old, the better, because once the deputy is straightened out and has just come to power, it is easy to do public relations and easy to deal with. The old leader is fat and fat, and he is already full of pots, and he can't see it in his eyes when he makes a small fuss, and ordinary beauties can't look down on it, please ask a high-quality public relations lady, she has a high price. ”

He Buji nodded yes, waved his hand and asked Li Er to continue.

"The higher the house price rises, the better, the more people in line to buy a house, the better, and the better if the loan is not repaid."

"Well said! Tell me about what I don't want to do. Why don't you beckon the female secretary to come in and give Li Er a cup of tea.

Li Er was not polite, took the teacup in his hand, tasted it slowly, and after a while, began to say: "Boss He, I know that you don't want to die the most, and I hope that you can live forever, be young forever, and not suffer from reincarnation, am I right?" ”

He Buji said: "Boss Li, you are really extraordinary, and every sentence has reached my heart." Can you tell us why we humans died? Can't you not die? Even if only a few people don't die, of course, among those few people. There must be me, if conditions permit, even my wife and son are included, my mother-in-law will be exempted, and her old man will ascend to immortal a day earlier and enjoy happiness sooner, ah? Ha ha. ”

Li Erdao: "Our current human beings cannot live forever, and the structure of our human body does not meet the conditions for immortality. You see, we're going to suffocate if we don't breathe for a while. This is because our body needs oxygen, if scientists can create a machine, this machine is like the clothes we wear on our bodies now, it can automatically solve the problem of oxygen absorption, and there is preservation, in the future, science will be developed, to create a new type of blood, which itself carries a preservative, can make our body not deteriorate for 10,000 years. Injecting this blood into our body can not only circulate, but also keep it fresh, which is more cost-effective. Until then. The problem of panting was solved, and the body could not be damaged for many years, and then the scientist's mind was copied, and the bones were replaced with flesh. We were reborn and became unbreathing and not eating. If you don't drink water, you can drive a spaceship, go to space, run thousands of light years, and go to outer space, maybe you can find a girl from an alien planet, with four claws and eight legs, green all over, bright and shining, and save money for electric lights at night! What a bargain, hahaha! ”

Before Li Er finished speaking, He Buji and Li Er couldn't help it, and they both laughed.

He's so indifferent, it's funny. He Buji thought so in his heart, snapped his fingers, and the female secretary came in in response, and when she saw the happy smiles of the two men, she also laughed a few times. He Buji instructed: "Go to the beauty restaurant to order a table of good dishes, I want to have a drink with Boss Li, he is so talented." ”

The female secretary agreed, glanced at Li Er, took light steps, went out, arrived at the door, stepped into the car that was already waiting outside, and went to the beauty restaurant to order a meal, Li Er may not know that the beauty restaurant is in this small county, but it is a hot item, after eleven o'clock in the first afternoon, after four o'clock in the afternoon, ordinary people can't book a seat at all. Of course, the officials of the county government are not within the restrictions, because they have been wrapping their rooms for a long time, and even if they don't go to the banquet to eat, their rooms are kept, and no one dares to grab their seats. What is power-for-money trading? Since ancient times, power is in front of money, isn't there such a few words, calling the poor not to fight with the rich, the people not to fight with the officials, the small officials not to fight with the big officials, and the big officials not to fight with the people in charge of the officials. Especially the last sentence, you can't fight with the people in charge, they are the uncle, you think, in the past, don't talk about it, the Qing Dynasty, those local officials, on the top of the head wearing a flower feather, are bigger than those ministers who came down to inspect, but why are they bad in the hands of the Qincha? In a word, he is the one who is in charge.

As he spoke, he was far away, Qincha, the Qing Dynasty, rolling the calves, talking about the things in front of him. Why didn't he accompany Li Er to the beauty restaurant, looked up, ran into an acquaintance, and hurriedly stepped forward to say hello: "Director Liu, you come to inspect the work, let's sit casually?" ”

Director Liu, with a shy belly symbolizing the identity of the leader, with an inherent smile on his face, replied: "Come out and see, we have developed rapidly in the past few years, okay, the capital construction is good, you developers, you have made great contributions, this noon, I will treat you and reward you." ”

Director Liu held the shelf, walked in front of his head, why not help Li Er, and the female secretary, the three of them followed behind the director's body, turned around, and came to a quiet courtyard surrounded by bamboo, this is the so-called county government small guest house, to put it bluntly, it is a place for leaders to enjoy entertainment.

Beauty restaurant, as the name suggests, is sure that it is a beautiful woman, since ancient times Liuhang has produced beautiful women, the women in the hometown of martial arts are not bad, after careful selection, layer by layer selection, can it be some crooked melons and cracked dates? If you don't look at it, don't let the leader wow, right?

A group of beauties saw the leader coming, all of them smiled, smiled and came forward, bent down to salute, nodded in greeting, the eyes were full of affection, it was really refreshing, up and down, feeling comfortable and happy, it was really enjoyable!

Li Er is proud of his good fortune, there are all kinds of beauties around him, there are a lot of beauties, what a little pink, Zhang Fengxian, Lao Cuihua, it looks similar on weekdays, but compared with the girls in the beauty restaurant, it is inadequate, the ancients said well, it is really a comparison of goods to throw away! The three flowers in the family, compared with the girls in the beautiful restaurant, are simply not good, the three girls in their own family, even if they wear dragon robes, they don't look like princes.

Li Er sighed in his heart and sighed. Before he came back to his senses, Director Liu asked He Buji: "Who is this??????? ”

"I forgot to report to the leader in time. This is one of my clients, Li Erli, the boss of Dongjiao, whose son is also engaged in real estate, and the mayor of Luzhou is a son and daughter, and now the family has all emigrated abroad, and he is alone in China. ”

"Okay, good wow. There is also an international context. The mayor's family is not simple. My son is studying abroad, and I don't plan to ask him to come back. Go through immigration procedures, mix abroad, and support Lao Tzu at home, that's it. Director Liu said this from the bottom of his heart, and then asked why not help: "How do we drink?" Is it one-two-three, or three-two-one? As is customary, I take the lead. ”

This so-called one, two, three, is to drink one in the first sip and two in the second sips. Needless to say, everyone knows that this third sip must be three in one sip. Although the wine cup is not big, after drinking one, two, three, it is also half a catty of wine. People who drink a small amount of alcohol. I can't hold it. Also, there is a three-two-one waiting for it at the back, a reincarnation comes down, and a pound of liquor is poured down. Ordinary people, even if they don't fall down, have to lie crooked on the table and can't get up.

Li Er was born a good wine. Everybody knows that. After a reincarnation, he said with a smile: "I feel very honored to meet Director Liu today." Director Liu took a good start just now, and it was my turn, so I followed the meaning of Bureau Liu, and also came to 321, 123. Borrow flowers to offer Buddha. I'll drink first, all leaders. ”

Li Er took the lead in making three glasses, not eating vegetables, why not help Liu Ju They drank three glasses of wine, while they were eating, Li Er turned sideways and asked a girl standing beside him: "Girl, what does your father do?" ”

The girl hesitated, but replied cautiously: "Sanitation worker, sweep the road." ”

Li Er gave a thumbs up to the girl and praised: "The laborer is the most glorious." ”

The girl gave Li Erbao a grateful smile.

Li Er gathered the six glasses of wine in front of him, put them together, and said, "Bureau Liu, Boss He, forgive me for my innocence, do it first, do it first for respect!" ”

Li Er took the six glasses of wine in front of him one by one, went upstairs, drank two in one go, and drank all the wine in three times.

When Director Liu saw Li Er come upstairs to drink the Fa, he knew that he had met an expert, and he was happy in his heart, and shouted: "Okay! Joyfully! Let's go upstairs, too! ”

Two catties of wine went in, and they were all high-grade wine, and Director Liu felt that his body was a little light and fluttering, and his whole body was very comfortable. He tilted his head and asked, "Your friend, what is he here for?" ”

He Buji was already drunk at this time, and said vaguely: "He came to ask us to repair the house." As soon as he finished speaking, he lay down on the table and did not move.

"What? Come to our hometown of martial arts, what house to build, it must be a martial arts competition! You guys are back. He pulled the waiter beside him aside, rolled up his sleeves, patted his chest, and shouted: "I'll go to the first battle first, why don't you fight the second battle!" Look at the moves! "Saying that, Director Liu pulled out the heart of a black tiger and called Li Er! Hey, it seems that this chief is too drunk.

Li Er saw Director Liu rolling up his sleeves and knew that he was going to hit someone, so he took advantage of his fist swing and slipped out under the table at once.

Director Liu punched the air, withdrew his fist, and asked in surprise: "Why not, people?" Could it be that he can't escape, he definitely doesn't have the ability to hang paintings on the wall, waiter, look at the walls around him, is there one more person, I hit him. ”

The waiters covered their mouths with their hands, snickered one by one, pretended to look around the wall, looked around, and came back and replied: "Director Liu, there is no wow, is it that your fists are too heavy and you beat the guests out of the wall?" ”

Director Liu looked at his fist, blew it with his mouth, and said with a smile: "What kind of martial arts are you competing, you can't even eat a punch from me." Why don't you go out, I need to solve the matter with one punch. ”

Director Liu sat down and continued: "Drink, drink. "Pour yourself a drink.

Li Er was under the table, and when he saw that Director Liu was afraid of the heat, he took off his shoes and arched them next to his feet with his feet, so he reached out and took the director's shoes over, and secretly threw them out of the floor-to-ceiling window while people were not paying attention. Then, he sat down on the chair in a big way, wiped his head, and whispered to the waiter just now: "Girl, bring those shoes back tomorrow, and tell your father to wear them when he sweeps the road, I have seen them, and they are still a pair of shoes imported from Rome, and they are new, as if they have just been worn today." ”

The waiter didn't dare to squeak or nod, Li Er just smirked happily at Director Liu.

Director Liu answered a phone call, probably from the little woman, he staggered to his feet, walked a few steps barefoot, it seemed that something was wrong, why were his feet so light? When he looked down, there were no shoes on his feet, so he asked, "Why don't you help, what about Lao Tzu's shoes?" Take it out! ”

When He Buji woke up from his sleep, he instructed the waiter: "Go to the front store and get the best pair of shoes." Write it to me. ”

The waiter obediently took a pair of shoes for Director Liu, and put them on, which was not too big or small, just right! Coincidental or not, you say? Do you think it's weird? It seems that Director Liu often comes over to drink and often loses his shoes, so the waiters are used to replacing old shoes with new ones, and no one will make a fuss. (To be continued......)