Bang!

Zhao San's cigarette pouch pole smashed firmly on the fat man's head, and he turned around and scolded: "You little fat man, I don't know if I'm scared at this time." What the fuck do you think? It's the middle of the night, don't you cry wolf? ”

"Cut!" The fat man rolled his eyes, turned around and said, "Fat man, I want to escape, but you see, what kind of ghost is this." See, the guy walking in front is clearly a person. ”

"People?"

"Now, people still have spirit flags in their hands." The fat man gestured twice: "I didn't expect that someone would dare to come to the grave mountain in the middle of the night, and they are brave enough to be fat." ”

"No matter how fat you are, you can't get fat." Zhao San scolded.

"Deliberately sarcastic about the fat man, isn't it?"

"What's wrong?"

"Okay, let's say a word less." Zhang Meng stopped the two, and then fixed his gaze on the place where the red lantern was hanging in the distance, and right now, those people were hurriedly placing things.

It can be seen that these people are very well prepared, and there are a lot of red eggs, small rice, tablets, and incense burners. Until the entire scene of the underworld marriage was fully prepared, he held the spirit flag high and kept shaking.

In the depths of this mountain, there were originally all grave circles, plus there was not much light, and the ravine was preparing for a ghost marriage.

"Hey, it's really strange, why did this spirit banner get here?" The fat man shook his head and was puzzled for a while: "Fat man, it's the first time I've seen such a secret marriage." ”

"What, you've seen it before?" Zhang Meng asked.

"Of course I do." The fat man pouted and said, "When I went to Guangxi with Lai Zi before, I saw the Zhuang people get this. ”

"So, this kind of thing is quite common?" Zhang Meng asked curiously.

"I didn't know it before, and it's certainly not common now." The fat man replied.

"Why?"

"Isn't this nonsense! This feudal superstition, of course, the government vigorously cracked down. The fat man said angrily.

"It wasn't common before." Zhao San held the cigarette pouch and said lightly: "This is all something that only rich and powerful families can do in the past, and the people who are looking for the right young lady and son, where can the ordinary people who have no money and no power go to do this." ”

"Oh." Zhang Meng nodded as if he didn't understand.

"It can't be that they can't find a stand-in, so they deliberately make this feng shui reversal, and then use this spirit banner to recruit ghosts to get married, right?" Hearing Zhao San say this, the fat man immediately remembered the previous scene: "Let me tell you, these villagers are really bad." ”

"I haven't figured out the situation yet, don't guess!" Seeing that the lights in the distance were getting closer and closer, Zhang Meng turned around and gestured to the fat man: "Don't talk yet, check it out, let's find out where Brother Jiu'er is first." ”

"Don't worry! The little lady is so powerful, she can't die. Seeing that Zhang Meng was worried, the fat man hurriedly said a few words.

As he spoke, joy sounded behind the spirit flag. Although it is cheerful, it seems out of place in this kind of place, and the joy at this time is more unacceptable than the sorrow, and the strong contrast even makes people feel a little hairy.

Under the shaking of the spirit flag, the figure in the distance also got closer and closer.

Everyone didn't even dare to breathe, they all held their breath, and quietly watched the two groups of figures, one black and one white, coming from the other road of the Dead Man's Ditch. But if you look closely, you can see that this strange team is all dressed as people, because they all have footsteps as they walk, and they cough twice from time to time.

After watching it for a while, the fat man couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted twice: "Groove!" I really can't stand it anymore, fat man, these guys are too disrespectful, are they pretending to be Yin soldiers like this? What the hell is this Yin soldier marrying. ”

This time, neither Zhang Meng nor Zhao San reprimanded the fat man.

What the fat man said is indeed right, the scene in front of him may still cause a little panic in the eyes of others, but for the well-informed people, there is no credibility at all. It's not even as terrifying as those ghostly eyes in the Dragon Bone Temple!

"Hey, it's a professional point to deceive people! Who would believe it? As soon as the fat man thought of the terrifying reaction of the villagers in Lao Tunzi to the marriage of the Yin soldiers, and compared the situation in front of him, he felt very funny.

Listening to the fat man's muttering, Zhang Meng looked back at the people around him, and shook his head in confusion.

"That's unlikely!" Zhao San also echoed.

"Yes." The pheasant also nodded and said, "If such a Yin soldier marries, it is estimated that he is not as evil as the Northeast Jumping God." ”

"Huh? I said it wouldn't be because they knew we were coming, and they were afraid of goofs, so they were empty-hearted, right? The fat man looked at the crowd and said.

Everyone looked at each other, not knowing how to respond to the fat man. But what the fat man said is right, maybe these old people haven't pretended to be ghosts like this for a long time, and their hands are raw.

As soon as he spoke, the black and white team walked into the scene of the wedding.

Then the brides in the procession were invited.

Surprisingly, the bride invited by those people was not a living person, but a red lacquered wooden coffin. This made Zhang Meng and others puzzled. Zhang Meng couldn't help but ask Zhao San beside him: "Third uncle, are all secret marriages like this?" ”

"This ......" Zhao San hadn't seen it before, and hesitated for a moment.

The fat man next to him pouted: "This thing is not easy to say." ”

"Huh?"

"What do you say?" The fat man thought for a while and explained: "The so-called ghost marriage, also known as yin marriage, is generally a young man and woman who die very early, and the parents of both parties hold an underground wedding for them in order to have no regrets, and make up a couple. There is also a marriage contract, before the marriage, one of the parties died unexpectedly, the parents asked a special master, with a wooden stick to hold the body, let the deceased and the living worship the church. Looking at the situation in front of me, it should be the first thing I said. ”

"Oh." Zhang Meng nodded.

"Hey, I said brothers, we've been busy with them for most of the night, why don't you go down and get something to eat?" The fat man stared at the offering table in the ravine, where there was a lot of wine and meat: "Fat man, I haven't eaten seriously for many days, and I just ate all their sacrifices, who told them to lie to us." ”

didn't wait for Zhang Meng to agree, and the fat man went down the slope alone.

"Hey, wait."

Seeing that the fat man was reckless, he left the team. Fearing that the fat man would have an accident, Zhang Meng didn't dare to peek again, so he had to beckon everyone to follow.

The sudden appearance of a few people frightened the group of mourners in the ravine into a commotion, and they turned their heads strangely one by one.

The fat man ran at the front, and at a glance he saw the mourner holding a white banner and a cape, and when he saw that the guy was obviously stunned, the oil paint on his face fell, and the fat man immediately made a grimace at the other party: "Hey, I said buddy, an accident, right?" ”

After saying that, he greeted the others again. Regardless of whether the other party ignored him or not, the fat man said directly: "Brother, brother." ”

Seeing this scene, Zhang Meng and others in the distance were not popular.

This fat man really doesn't care about the occasion, you can even expose others, and even ridicule him. This is not a provocation for other people's white affairs.

Zhang Meng was afraid that the fat man would really provoke these villagers, so he hurriedly sped up.

Only Zhao San, Xiaolou and others, who followed behind, turned on their flashlights and carefully looked at these mourners.

As the fat man said, the clothes on these people are either all white or black, and their hair is all scattered, covering most of their faces, and their every move is like zombies. Occasionally, when the flashlight shines on their faces, they are all pale and white, as if they have applied a thick layer of foundation.

If it weren't for the surprise in those people's eyes when they saw them, everyone would have thought that they were ghosts wandering in the world.

"I said you guys are really good! In order to scare us, they ran to the old grave in the middle of the night to make trouble. The fat man hooked his shoulders and said, "Come, tell me about the fat man, what do you think?" ”

In the face of the fat man's questioning, those people all stood silently.

"Don't stop talking!" Seeing that these people didn't care about themselves, the fat man suddenly felt bored: "Since it's all exposed, don't pretend anymore." After saying a bunch of words, seeing that no one really paid attention to him, the fat man suddenly spread his hands and said helplessly: "I really believe in your professionalism." Forget it, I won't be polite to you, fat man, tell me, can you eat the food on the table? ”

At this time, a person in white clothes closest to the fat man squeezed his eyes nervously at the fat man.

But by this time the fat man had already walked to the offering table where the offerings were placed. As he walked, he couldn't stop muttering: "Don't say it, I'll taste it myself, fat man......"

Before the fat man could finish muttering, a figure lifted the spirit banner and drilled out, blocking his way, it was the old man in the felt hat during the day. The fat man picked up the fruit and just wanted to stuff it into his mouth, but the old man in the felt hat grabbed his hand: "Don't move, put it back." ”

As soon as the old man in the felt hat finished speaking, a strange wind blew in the ravine.

Seeing this scene, the old man in the felt hat changed his face and warned again: "Don't speak, keep your mouth shut!" ”