Chapter 299: Half
Well, Nirvana was really defeated by the innocence of his own daughter.
Girls are good, beautiful, smart, and cute. But there is one thing that gives him a headache: holding grudges! is especially good at remembering his father's hatred. And this also makes it a habit for the little girl to dismantle his stage.
The two sentences just now are undoubtedly revenge for the arrow just now.
In this regard, he could only turn his back and secretly wipe his tears. How else can you do it?
Beat?
Maybe you haven't even stretched out your hand, and you've been killed by those two girls with their glaring.
Scold?
Then you have to be prepared for a three-front battle. Even if your three-inch incorruptible tongue and lotus flower can be compared to three women with full firepower? Even if the little girl can't be counted as a woman, who can deny that the little girl's mouth will be weaker than that of an adult woman?
Besides, even if the firepower is not enough, isn't there a beauty plan to keep as a backup?
Therefore, Nirvana made up his mind to be a good baby.
The little girl walked up to her father with the Longquan Ancient Sword in her arms, and said crisply: "Dad, you are cheap!" β
The corners of Nirvana's mouth twitched......
When the little girl saw that her father didn't take the sword, her little hand shook, and she didn't grasp it steadily, and the sword fell to the ground.
The little girl exclaimed: "Dad, your cheap fell to the ground, why don't you pick it up quickly?" β
Nirvana grinned, about to cry.
Girl, do you need to torture your father like this?
Sword......
Looking at the two snickering women, Nirvana felt angry for no reason, but with the little girl present, she didn't dare to do something out of the ordinary. can only threaten hatefully: "When you cry......"
When he spoke, Nirvana's misty eyes kept wandering around the plump breasts of the two women, who doesn't love beauty? Who doesn't love soft breasts? Who doesn't love pretty girls? The two in front of him are the best among the pretty girls. It's incredibly beautiful, and there is no shortage of soft breasts. In the face of such a perfect pair of women, who can be calm?
And under the psychological effect, the two women felt a strange feeling coming from their chests, numb. Then, the two of them snorted softly, scolding Nirvana shamelessly in their hearts. If it weren't for the little girl's presence. Both of them have the urge to suffocate Nirvana with their soft breasts!
Nirvana smiled. Extremely proud. If you eat deflated at your daughter's place, you will ask for it back from your daughter-in-law. Of course, Mrs. Qing is not a daughter-in-law, at most she is a little fourth who is not rightly named...... But. There is such a perfect little four as a reserve resource. It's also a great blessing in life......
The little girl pouted. I disdain the ambiguity between the three adults.
With a little difficulty, he picked up the Longquan Ancient Sword, leaned on his father's lap, and said, "Dad." Cheap in my heart, I can't throw it away......"
Nirvana pulled the little girl's red face, very helpless. I just hope that one day, my daughter can change the habit of demolishing her father's platform and become her father's most solid supporter! In this way, he will be happy as a father......
Madame Qing looked through the window at the noisy crowd below with a smiling face on each other, and said disdainfully: "A group of hypocritical bastards! β
Concubine Guan smiled and said: "This is the ...... of life"
Madam Qing smiled slightly, and suddenly asked, "Do you think I am qualified to scold them?" β
Concubine Guan was stunned for a moment and gave an ambiguous answer: "Everyone is qualified to scold anyone, and no one is qualified to scold anyone." Whoever scolds whom, whose heart is like a mirror! β
Mrs. Qing giggled, gave a thumbs up to Concubine Guan, and praised: "A good one who scolds whom, whose heart is like a mirror!" β
The little girl also mixed in, and said in an old-fashioned manner: "The goddess mother said the true meaning of life in one word, and she definitely has to chirp!" β
Bang Bang Bang ......
Under the leadership of the little girl, Nirvana and Mrs. Qing both applauded. But Concubine Guan blushed with shame, stretched out her hand to rub the little girl's red face, and said angrily: "You little ghost, can't you stop the meeting?" β
The little girl giggled without conscience.
Mrs. Qing pursed her lips and smiled, and she gave another shot of strengthening: "Sister, how about giving half of your man to my sister?" β
The little girl's mouth opened slightly, and she really admired Aunt Qing who met for the first time but had a good impression. What to say, never twisted, procrastinated. It even crushed the woman's reservedness and shyness and fed it to the dogs. The little girl felt that at this point, Aunt Qing was very similar to her.
If you want to pursue it generously, you will only lose the God-given opportunity if you look forward to the future!
Therefore, the little girl can get together with her father in her heart.
Concubine Guan was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "If my sister stood in my place, what would you do?" β
Mrs. Qing smiled and said, "A slap slapped me out!" β
Concubine Guan sighed: "It's a pity, it's just an assumption!" β
As soon as her tone changed, Concubine Guan turned pale and said, "Since my sister wants to open the skylight and say something, my sister and I won't beat around the bush." I just want to ask: Is my sister sincere when she says this? β
As she spoke, Concubine Guan stared at Mrs. Qing. This woman's mind is unpredictable, but she knows that if this woman is sincere to her own man, she will definitely be of great help to her own man. But if it's a play, or a bad plot, it hurts feelings......
Mrs. Qing's face did not change at all, she looked directly at Concubine Guan's bright eyes, and gave a definite answer: "Yes!" β
The corners of Concubine Guan's lips curled slightly, and said, "In that case, why don't I give half of the man to my sister?" β
Mrs. Qing's eyes flashed with a different color, and she said with a smile: "My sister is really very human, my sister admires it!" β
Concubine Guan smiled and said, "How can my sister ever be simple? β
The next moment, the two women looked at each other and smiled, and everything was silent.
The little girl tugged at the corner of her father's clothes who was in shock, and whispered, "Dad, does it hurt to be split in half?" β
Nirvana grinned and said, "I don't feel ......."
The little girl pouted: "Liar, Dad's heartbeat is obviously several times higher than usual!" β
The corners of Nirvana's mouth twitched, speechless.
But I heard the little girl sigh in her ear: "Dad, don't you think that if the goddess mother forms an offensive and defensive alliance with Aunt Qing, the other aunts will be completely useless?" β
The sharp-edged and introverted goddess mother cooperates with the sharp-edged Aunt Qing, who is absolutely invincible. Aunt Qingrou and Aunt Qiu, who were fighting alone, would definitely be defeated on all fronts in the face of such a strong enemy. As for Mother Su, who has already cultivated half of her foot to the fruit, she also has to go through the washing of ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties......
She wouldn't be naΓ―ve enough to think that Mother Goddess would live in peace with Mother Su, the female robber who robbed her father for the first time......
The little girl patted her father's heart and persuaded: "Dad, you have to know how to be content......
Nirvana's mouth is grinning, which is more ugly than crying...... (To be continued......)