177, the local tyrant's trick (II)
"It's in the mall on the pedestrian street we often go to." Tian Tian was very proud and said very disdainfully.
"Oh well. I'll go right away, right away. ”
"It doesn't matter. Do you love to come! Tian Tian said and glanced at Yao Jiaxin very proudly before hanging up the phone. The more Yao Jiaxin looked, the more stunned she became, staring at Tian Tian curiously. Then the second monk asked in confusion:
"What kind of medicine are you selling in this gourd? Why is it that all of a sudden, your husband's phone calls keep coming one after another, and he is still rushing here? ”
"I'm not telling you, that's how I treat him. He's got a taste of me, can he not come right away? Tian Tian still said proudly.
"Means? What means did you use? Didn't you just buy a NTU color TV? Is this going to scare your husband like that? Yao Jiaxin asked even more curiously.
"That's it. That's my killer feature. Don't understand, do you? Learn to do it, you ?????."
"What am I studying? You didn't say anything about how I learned? Okay, don't sell it, but tell me what means you used? Yao Jiaxin urged with some impatience.
"It's simple. When I buy a color TV, you always know how to swipe your bank card four times, right? ”
"Zhilu Dao? What does this have to do with your husband? No one else is here?????"
"It must have something to do with it. Forget it, I'll just say it. You're too young to grasp the mystery. Think about it, when I swiped my bank card just now. Is it going up exponentially every time? ”
"Yes, the first time a thousand, the second two thousand????? All the way up to eight thousand. What's wrong? ”
"Ouch, why don't you understand? I swiped my card exponentially like this, creating the illusion that I was angry and using a shopping spree to vent. Do you say, as long as it's a man, you can't stand this madness? ”
"Huh? So that's how you rectified your husband? Hahaha????? You—You're too yin. Yao Jiaxin couldn't help but laugh when she was surprised.
"What do you call me yin! To deal with them, chameleons who cross rivers and tear down bridges, you have to use some means. Haven't you heard that women are not ruthless and have unstable status? Tian Tian still said proudly.
"You're ruthless! Whoever marries a wife like you can be regarded as eight lifetimes of mold. Yao Jiaxin laughed and said sarcastically.
"You dead girl, how do you talk? What does it mean to marry me to eight lifetimes? This is obviously him perfunctory to me, so I came out to deal with him. Didn't you see any of this, or did you get it? I'm kind enough to teach you a trick.
You're good. He actually beat me up with a rake. I can tell you. It's a trick anyone can use. Otherwise, when your husband perfunctory you in the future, you will wait to cry your nose when you are angry! ”
Tian Tian pretended to be angry and glared at Yao Jiaxin, and then said with disgust. Yao Jiaxin couldn't help but laugh. Then he asked, still confused, "Okay." You're doing this for me. It's all right?
But when you swipe your card, your husband is not around. How could he have come to the test so quickly? And every time he can quickly understand the Tao. ”
"You're stupid. SMS reminders? Every time I swipe my bank card, there will be a text message reminder. In this way, he will continue to see: 1,000, 2,000, 4,000, 8,000 these continuous SMS reminders.
It's just doubling up, it's no wonder he's not afraid. In this way, I easily cured my husband. Haha?????"
"Laugh, you know how to laugh, you, you didn't tell me about opening SMS reminders, and said I was stupid. If no one told you, would you know the truth? Yao Jiaxin glared at Tian Tian with some embarrassment and said strangely.
"Hahaha????? Look at your little one. I really forgot about it. Just when Tian Tian smirked and blamed Yao Jiaxin, Tian Tian's husband rushed to the door of the mall in a hurry. When he saw Tian Tian leaning forward and leaning back, he was dumbfounded.
As soon as Yao Jiaxin saw Tiantian's husband coming, she quickly pulled Tiantian's arm. Tian Tian didn't even look at it and asked, "Why are you?" ”
"What's the good thing that makes you happy like this?" Tiantian's husband asked puzzled.
"Yo, why is this busy man here? By the way, what are you doing here? As soon as Tian Tian saw her husband, her face sank and she asked angrily.
"Accompany, accompany your wife, you go shopping?" The sweet husband smiled and nodded in confusion.
"Isn't it? Has the sun come out in the west? No? Why did you remember to pay me for shopping? Tian Tian teased her husband while pretending to look up at the sky, and asked knowingly.
"Hahaha????? Really, really yours. As soon as Yao Jiaxin saw Tiantian's funny appearance and her husband's embarrassed appearance, she couldn't help but laugh laughing.
"Well, didn't we say we were going to go shopping? I'm done busy, so I'll come over and accompany you. What, what about the bought? I'll carry it for you. ”
"What's that? Nothing? Tian Tian saw that her husband was not only obedient when she was repaired, but also embarrassed and overwhelmed. It's very pleasant, and he asks irrationally while secretly having fun.
"Nothing? So, what did you buy? Tiantian's husband asked anxiously and nervously while being surprised.
"Didn't you say let me buy whatever I wanted? Do you still have to that idleness? ”
"It's not. This, this ?????"
"Haha?????" Yao Jiaxin was amused by her sweet husband's embarrassment again.
"Stop giggling. Accompany my sister to go shopping. Tian Tian was very proud and pulled Yao Jiaxin, who was having fun, and said.
"Ouch, my aunt. Am I wrong? You, you've swiped your card four times, what did you buy? As soon as Tiantian's husband saw Tiantian pulling Yao Jiaxin away, he chased after him and shouted bitterly.
"Hahaha????? You—look at how you tossed people. That's pretty much it. As soon as Yao Jiaxin heard her sweet husband's bitter shouting, she was even more happy to straighten up and gasp and persuade.
"The! People like that have to be treated. Let him also know the way of the road: Although the sick cat is not a tiger, it is not so easy to mess with. Alright, stop giggling, learn something. Some men are the ones who don't go to the house for three days. ”
Yao Jiaxin was amused by this burlesque performed by Tian Tian, and she was almost unable to straighten her waist with joy. Just when Tian Tian was teaching her, she punched Tian Tian coquettishly and followed Tian Tian forward. Even though the sweet husband had a hundred doubts and resentment, he had to follow with a wry smile. (To be continued......)