"Little dog, blind, eats bran three times a day." This is a sentence that Li Er has often said recently.

Li Er's mouth was swollen in a few days, and the reason for this was Liu Xueyin's credit, she gave Li Er anti-inflammatory drugs and gave him two bottles of water, which helped Li Er solve the problem of his mouth. watched Li Er's mouth return to its original appearance. Liu Xueyin instructed: "In the future, life must be regular." Drink less alcohol and smoke less. Eat and sleep on time, and don't overdraw your body's capital for no reason. ”

Li Er paid for the medical bills. kissed Liu Xueyin on the forehead. invited Liu Xueyin to the seafood restaurant for dinner, and said, "Old woman, you cured my mouth." I should thank you so much, go to the seafood restaurant for a good meal, I'm in for a treat. ”

Liu Xueyin instructed: "You have eaten too much chili pepper in front of you, plus you have drunk too much. Only then did he get on fire and arch to his mouth. Just pay attention to it later. There won't be a big problem. ”

At the banquet, Li Er exposed the matter of putting chili oil on his mouth. called Liu Xueyin and suddenly became angry. Called the huge to the small private room, Wang Batu and the turtles went up together, and immediately scolded the huge dog head and spurted blood. Looking at the huge bear with its head drooping, the joy and happiness in Li Er's heart can't be described in words.

It didn't take much effort to go out of the small private room, so he came back again. Holding a bowl of Li Er's favorite pickles in his hand. And it is the kind of chili pickles mixed by Xiaoyu, Li Er took a bite, the taste is pure, authentic and good, Li Er smiled happily, pushed the wine glass to the front of his face, and said with a smile: "You kid not only does bad things, in addition to harming me, you will also do some unexpected good things." You're pretty good at it now, where did you learn this trick? ”

Li Er beckoned Liu Xueyin: "Come." Taste, I never dreamed that you man would still do this. ”

Liu Xueyin praised: "There are many things you didn't expect." In addition to mixing small pickles, he also smears chili oil on people's mouths! Put a good mouth, spicy as a monkey's butt, do you say it's fun? ”

Liu Xueyin will spoil the scenery. Especially the scenery of Li Er. made Li Er a little embarrassed, he touched his mouth and drank a full cup with Pangda. Xinran said: "Huge, your wife is not a good stubble." It's better to be careful. ”

Huge asked: "Li Er, why haven't I seen the leather donkey these days?" Did you die at home and no one found out? It doesn't matter if he's dead, what about his chickens? Don't break it. If it really doesn't work, let's just get it out and eat it for him. ”

Li Er guessed: "Maybe it's looking for his wife everywhere, right?" Didn't you ask the donkey to give you a false testimony the other day? The two of them fell out over it. Originally, Wufeng missed those happy days with Huang Dakuo. Good guy, as soon as the leather donkey made a fuss, it turned out that Wufeng found an excuse. In the past, she was secretly thinking about Huang Dakuo, but now it's okay, and she is getting along with Huang Dakuo brightly! ”

"No," he said. Wufeng's legs are limping, Huang Dakuo has such a handsome daughter-in-law as Aihua, can he go back and gnaw Wufeng's old grass? It's tasteless. Wufeng must be shaving his head and his head is hot. ”

"Do you think everyone in the world is just like you? Evaard is far worse than the Red Rose. Why did Huang Dakuo return to Aihua's side? ”

"This is because Aihua gave birth to a son to Huang Dakuo. If it weren't for Huang Xiaobao's thread, Huang Dakuo would have kicked Aihua a long time ago. "So says the huge.

Li Er nodded: "Maybe." Children are definitely an important factor. But. Huge, do you see it? Aihua now is much stronger than before. Whether it is in business or taking care of men, there has been great progress. If you don't admit it, you can't do that. It doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman. As long as there are achievements, praise them. As long as the two of them live a good life, don't make trouble, and don't cause trouble to the village, they are good members. ”

Huge smiled: "As he spoke, he went to the production team again." Do you think you were still the captain? Not anymore. It is true that your kid is now a cadre in the village, and he is the director of the service center for the elderly. I still want to be the bullshit captain back then. You've long been out there. ”

Li Er solicited a huge amount of opinions and said: "I, the director of the elderly service center, don't want to be the director anymore, I want to give it to Hong Shun, what do you think?" ”

"If you are not a cadre, you have no salary, what do you eat and drink? If you don't have money, let alone drink, even if you drink urine, people won't give it to you, and they have to keep the urine as fertilizer in the vegetable field. You say, don't you? ”

Li Er said: "No, my urine will be kept for you, when you want to drink, I will give you a drink, and I will not be stingy." Not stingy. He gestured as he unbuttoned his pants and peed, laughing and playing with the giant.

Huge angry said: "Wow, I'll drink it when I take it out, you take it out!" Little Red, come here! ”

Little Red is here. Li Er hurriedly waved at her and drove her away.

"What's the matter? Do you want to drink? Xiaohong asked.

Before Da Da could speak, Li Er hurriedly said: "Da Da wants to drink my good wine, I don't give it, he wants to make trouble." You hurry up and get busy with your business, and don't get involved in our affairs. The dog couldn't spit out ivory from his mouth, so Hugh had to pay attention to him. ”

Li Er saw that Xiaohong didn't understand what he meant, so he patted his head. Xiaohong understood and ran away with a smile. I didn't see anyone for half a day.

Li Er finished drinking with Da Da. The two of them went to the donkey's chicken shop together, the door was locked from the outside, and the huge self-made smart lay on the crack of the door, twitched his nose, smelled it several times, and there was no smell of roast chicken, so he left the chicken shop with confidence. Huge back to the seafood restaurant. Li Er looked up at the sky. I want to go home, I feel that there is no one at home, I want to drink tea and play chess with the donkey, but the donkey doesn't know where to run, and the mobile phone is turned off, so I can't get through. I want to go to the village to read the newspaper, but I am afraid that Lao Yu will see him idle, and I am afraid that Lao Yu will arrange a new task for him. I really had nowhere to go, so I walked towards Liu Xueyin's clinic. He wanted to make a joke with Liu Xueyin and mention his emotions.

Liu Xueyin is sorting out his medicines and cleaning the clinic. Suddenly, I heard an unfamiliar voice shouting outside the clinic: "Wife surnamed Liu, come out for me, see me clean you up!" ”

Who is this? Listening to the sound of the urn, the thick throat and the big throat know that it is a rammer and a second jumper. Nothing to find fault with? Are you looking for a cigarette in broad daylight? Liu Xueyin was trying to find a way to deal with it, and the door opened. Li Er swaggered in. The hand was still pinching his nose and didn't put it down, daring to love that he was pretending to be a ghost outside just now, Liu Xueyin felt angry and funny, so he said: "It turned out that you are a wrongdoer, who should I have eaten the bear's heart and leopard gall?" Dare to come to the clinic to make trouble. I think he's lived enough. What's the matter with you?"

"Mouth, mouth." Li Er pointed to his mouth and said intermittently.

"What's wrong with the mouth? Let me see. Liu Xueyin approached Li Er and used his hand to pick Li Er's mouth. Want to see what the hell happened to his mouth? Is it inflamed again?

Li Er pursed his mouth, leaned in front of Liu Xueyin, and said with a smile: "Kiss one!" ”

"Hey! I thought the dog had something in its mouth, but it turned out that I wanted to kiss one. You are a bad man, you can't do anything else, you will make jokes and make people happy. Liu Xueyin not only did not kiss Li Er. He also slapped him on the arm, turned and walked away, and continued to tidy up her hygiene. Li Er sat in the clinic for a while, feeling bored, so he said hello to Liu Xueyin: "I'm leaving?" ”

"Walk yours." Liu Xueyin didn't look back.

Li Er left directly. Liu Xueyin's judgment based on the sound of footsteps. Before she finished cleaning, she heard Li Er shouting and drinking back!

"Help! Liu Xueyin, help! Li Er shouted and ran towards the clinic.

"You're kidding me again?" Liu Xueyin said this without looking back. Because that's how Li Er lied to her just now.

Li Er ran into the clinic. ran behind Liu Xueyin and hid. There was a panicked look on his face. Liu Xueyin looked at Li Er's expression wrong. Only then did I look back and see that the leather donkey was holding a bright kitchen knife in his hand, and it was aimed at Li Er's stomach, trying to cut it with a gesture! Moreover, Liu Xueyin also saw clearly that the leather donkey was really cut! It's not a fake cut! It's worth it! Liu Xueyin thought: Leather donkey, leather donkey. If you go down with this knife, Li Er may die. She hurriedly protected Li Er, turned around to block the donkey, and shouted, "Li Er, run quickly." ”

The donkey blocked the doorway. Where did Li Er run out?

Liu Xueyin panted and asked, "Donkey, why are you doing this?" Is there something to say no? ”

"He lost my wife, and I can't find it back for so long, and I can't live anyway, so I just die with him. Doesn't he have two wives? I told him to end up with my old bachelor, two wives, and I can't enjoy calling him one! Lao Tzu is a bachelor to a bachelor with him today, I don't regret dying, I must pull a cushion! And he is a rich guy with three wives and four concubines! ”

Liu Xueyin parried the leather donkey and didn't let him rush over, Li Er hid behind Liu Xueyin's body, and the leather donkey cut him from this side and hid there. The donkey cut it from that side, and he hid there. Not to mention, the situation is still very critical!

Li Er has a problem, and when he is in a hurry, he likes to call his wife for help. At this time, he knew that his wife was not at home, but he was still used to shouting: "Wife, help!" ”

Liu Xueyin faced the door and said to the donkey: "Zhang Fengxian is here!" Run, wow! ”

The donkey sneered: "What's so great about Zhang Fengxian? She's here, and I'm not afraid! What can she do with Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu wants the lives of Li Er's eight lambs today! ”

Suddenly, the donkey held the wrist of the kitchen knife and was grabbed from behind, and the hand that grabbed his wrist was very strong, like a pair of steel pliers, and strangled his wrist to the marrow. The kitchen knife in his hand. Involuntarily fell to the ground! He shivered all over in pain, and the cold sweat on his head also ran down his cheeks!

Leather Donkey: "Oops, oops! He endured the pain, and when he turned his head to look, he saw the female star Zhang Fengxian, with angry eyebrows, his left hand tightly grasping his wrist, and his left knee on his waist, without saying a word, just grabbing him and not letting go.

Liu Xueyin picked up the donkey's kitchen knife and put it away, and then pleaded: "Sister Zhang Fengxian, spare him, he is also unintentional." ”

Zhang Fengxian let go of the donkey and asked, "My man Li Er, treats guests every day, and his good wine and good food are all eaten by dogs?" Something without conscience, why kill my man, so bold, you dare to kill my Zhang Fengxian's man, you go outside to inquire, is the coach of the Iron Leg Gate a vegetarian? ”

Zhang Fengxian said excitedly, angry, and slapped a palm on Liu Xueyin's medical table, "bang", the diagnosis table was made of wood, and it became shattered all of a sudden, and those needles, needles, tubes, tweezers, stethoscopes, tongue depressors and other objects all fell to the ground and spread all over the ground.

Liu Xueyin was afraid of Zhang Fengxian's tiger power, so he didn't dare to squeak, but just grinned and cried: "My things, they are all bought with money." I didn't recruit anyone to mess with anyone, I played a good fight for people, and ruined the stall alive, woo woo! ”

Liu Xueyin covered his face and cried.

Zhang Fengxian was not ambiguous, took out 10,000 yuan from the bag he was carrying, and handed it to Liu Xueyin. When Liu Xueyin saw the money, he immediately burst into tears and laughed. Started to clean up her plates, tweezers and stuff. In fact, her medical equipment can continue to be used, as long as it is properly disinfected. As for the table, it is easier to manage, in the thrift market, fifty yuan can buy a good table, which is several times better than her current table! (To be continued.) )