Chapter Ninety-Two: Trouble
There is really no such thing as discipline in variety shows, and the men, who were still in high mood just now, quickly made a wise decision in the cold wind.
"Jessica, see, this is who they really are!" Lee Hyo-ri took the opportunity to reveal.
Jessica looked at the group of "fickle" men speechlessly, and then said, "Sure enough, it's a group of terrible uncles!" ”
"Huh?" Liu Zaishi was immediately unhappy when he heard it, "Jessica, didn't you still call us OPPA just now?" Why is he an uncle again! ”
"OPPA, have you ever seen an OPPA who doesn't take care of his sister?" Lee Hyo-ri complained.
"Forehead......" Liu Zaishi looked at Jessica, who was wearing the fifth jade coat, and suddenly lost his face with embarrassment. However, seeing Xiaoli's smug look, Liu Zaishi couldn't help but say:
"Xiaoli, I usually take good care of you!"
"What?" Lee Hyo-ri looked at Yoo Jae-seok with a look of surprise, as if what a ridiculous thing Yoo Jae-seok said. Of course, this is just a variety show effect, in fact, Yoo Jae-seok and Lee Hyori have a very good relationship, they are really like brothers and sisters!
It seems that he didn't expect Lee Hyori to even joke about this, and Yoo Jae-seok looked at Lee Hyori with a ridiculous expression. I saw Li Xiaoli look at Liu Zaishi for a while, and then said:
“OK! Then OPPA will come to our group, wait and see how you take care of us! ”
"......" Liu Zaishi was depressed after hearing it, how could he go around and around to get himself in! In a game like this, a group with Hyori is completely falling into a black hole! Lee Hyo-ri is known as a woman with abdominal muscles, and she takes the sexy route, no matter how much weight she weighs, she won't be so light!
Because of this, in the first phase of the birth of the family, Lee Hyori got the title of "Dangdang Xiaoli".
Next, under the rapid progress of Lee Hyo-ri, the group was quickly divided. Jessica's group is Fifth Ok, Kim Jong Kook, Cheon-hee and Yoon Jong-shin, while Hyo-ri is Yoo Jae-seok, Kim so-ro, Daesung and Oh Kyung.
At this time, Liu Zaishi took the baton and asked Jessica:
"Jessica, who are you going to send first?"
"Me and the Fifth Jade OPPA!" Jessica replied.
“OK! And what about Hyo-ri? Liu Zaishi turned his head to Li Xiaoli and asked.
"I'm with Epa in Stone!" Lee Hyo-ri replied decisively.
"......" Liu Zaishi was speechless. At this time, Yin Zhongxin suddenly interjected: "Zaishi, do you think you can avoid filial piety by being the host?" ”
So, under the gloating eyes of everyone, Liu Zaishi stood in the middle of the field with a sad face, saw Li Xiaoli coming to his side, and asked with a little uneasiness:
"Xiaoli, have you lost weight recently?"
"Oh, it's not the singing season lately!" Li Xiaoli replied like this, and suddenly Liu Zaishi understood everything, and his face was embarrassed.
Seeing Liu Zaishi's appearance, Fifth Jade also had an idea, and asked Jessica beside him, "Sika, how much do you weigh?" ”
“OPPA!” Jessica first shouted shyly, then thought about it and said: "We're about to release a new album now, so ......" The meaning is self-evident, the fifth jade glanced at Liu Zaishi proudly, and saw Liu Zaishi with an envious expression and said:
"I should have taken my coat off just now!"
It's a pity that there is no regret medicine to take, and Li Xiaoli unceremoniously jumped on Liu Zaishi.
"Hey!" Liu Zaishi blushed, and hugged Li Xiaoli hard, not to mention others, Li Xiaoli was speechless when he looked at it.
"Yikes! OPPA, if you say that, then what has become of me! Lee Hyo-ri protested dissatisfiedly.
"But, really... It's really heavy! Liu Zaishi replied pitifully.
On the other hand, on the fifth jade side, the princess, who looked very light, hugged Jessica in her arms, and looked at Liu Zaishi "struggling" there with a relaxed face.
"Quick! Hurry up and get started, I can't hold on anymore! Liu Zaishi anxiously said to Jin Xiulu, who was in charge of shouting to start.
The exaggerated appearance made Lee Hyori smile bitterly, but variety shows are like this! Take Lee Hyo-ri's status in South Korea as an example, where is it not a sexy diva! But in the show, you can only honestly do a good job in the roles arranged by the program team.
“OK! First lap! Jin Xiulu gave the order.
This fifth jade is still understood, mainly relying on inertia, and then can easily throw people over when they are more proficient.
So, the fifth jade did this, thinking that with his own reaction and strength, he would definitely not make a mistake.
Sure enough, under the strong reaction of the fifth jade, Jessica was very successfully thrown around. However, Jessica suddenly let out a scream like a dolphin's voice, and the startled Fifth Jade almost threw Jessica down.
A high-pitched scream also stunned everyone at the scene, and they all looked at Jessica in unison.
Jessica looked at Fifth Jade with a flushed face, saw him looking at herself blankly, and then found that everyone was looking at her, so she explained embarrassedly:
"The fifth jade OPPA just now threw it too hard, it scared me to death!"
"Oh!" Everyone was stunned, and then looked at Liu Zaishi, who was in difficulty, only to see that Liu Zaishi was bending over vigorously, almost to the extent that he was carrying Li Xiaoli on his back, and then rubbed over little by little, which was completely in stark contrast to the cleanliness of the fifth jade!
There was no suspense in the game at all, and Liu Jae-seok was defeated with an absolute advantage! Liu Jae-seok, who finally let go of Lee Hyori, gasped for breath and said:
"Yikes! After letting go of Xiaoli, I suddenly felt like I was alive! ”
"......" Lee Hyori is really a big loss this time! The problem of weight was constantly mentioned by Liu Zaishi, but after all, it was OPPA, which was very close to him, so he could only smile bitterly.
After taking over the identity of host, Liu Zaishi suddenly became lively again, and began to preside with great interest:
"The next group is Ye-jin!" After speaking, he looked at Wu Jing and said, "That, Wu Jingxi, how are you coming this time?" ”
Soon, the women's weight battle was over, and the score was 1-1, with Jessica's group winning with Fifth Jade and Hyo-ri winning with Wu Jing. Because as guests, Fifth Jade and Wu Jing only need to make games seriously, while the other MCs have to think about how to be funny! So in the duel with Wu Jing, although Kim Jong Kook was in very good health, he still lost the game by thinking of a way.
Next, it is the most interesting man-man competition, because men don't have to worry too much about it, and they can be completely funny.
So Liu Zaishi was tragic, and was planted upside down in the mud by Dacheng twice in a row, and Dacheng didn't care about the image of his idol and made himself disgraced. While bringing smiles to everyone's faces, they also made themselves scarred.
Finally, under the "CUT" of the PD of the program group, everyone relaxed. The first is the sorting out of the tidying up, the apology of the Dao Lang, for example, Dacheng is apologizing to Liu Zaishi Dao, after all, Liu Zaishi was inserted into the mud like a green onion twice just now. Although everyone knows that the Tao is the effect of the program, it is also a necessary process to apologize politely afterwards.
At this time, Jessica looked at Fifth Jade with a puzzled expression, thinking to herself whether she should say it or not! Later, seeing the fifth jade talking and laughing there, Jessica pouted and kicked to the fifth jade.
Fifth Yuzheng and Wu Jing explained what they hadn't had time to translate just now, and then found that Jessica had come to him, so he asked:
"Huh? What's wrong with Sika? ”
Jessica didn't speak, she pulled Fifth Jade's arm, and Fifth Jade understood and motioned to Wu to leave for a while. Coming to the side, the fifth jade asked:
"What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell? ”
Jessica looked at the fifth jade with a puzzled expression, gritted her teeth after the most sorrow, and said:
"Just now, OPPA... Ran into me..."
"Huh?" Fifth Jade looked dazed, "Where?" ”
Jessica looked at Fifth Jade angrily, then puffed out her face and pointed to her chest.
“……”