Chapter 352: A Bloody Case Caused by a Sneeze

Listening to the faint sadness in Xie Wan's words, Zheng Wei was stunned again, and hesitated for a moment before asking, "What's the matter?" Could it be that your family is forcing you again? ”

Xie Wan shook her head and poured herself another glass of wine, "Don't talk about this, Sister Weiwei, what about you?" Got a boyfriend? What are your plans for the future? ”

Since Xie Wan didn't want to say it, Zheng Wei didn't get to the bottom of it, just sighed, "What else can I plan, go with the flow step by step, maybe a person lives this life freely, maybe one day, I want to open up like you, just find a man and get married, who knows what will happen in the future!" ”

In the dark, Xie Wan laughed softly again, "That's right, let's take one step at a time, Sister Weiwei, let's have another drink!" ”

"Cheers!"

"Ding!"

The two goblets made a crisp sound, the two girls drank again, Zheng Wei burped again, blinked, and suddenly grinned, "Xiaowan, you say, if Xia Yun suddenly appears in front of us at this time, what will you do?" ”

Zheng Wei was obviously a little drunk, but Xie Wan was no better, looking at the glass with confused eyes, "I don't know what to do!" Since Xia Yun left Wucheng, I often come to this room, when I am in a good mood, I also come when I am in a bad mood, sometimes I sleep here at night, and when I dream, I also think that Xia Yun will suddenly come back here...... It's just that he seems to have forgotten that there is still a nest in Wucheng, and he only cares about kissing me and mine with those girls! ”

Zheng Wei followed Xie Wan's appearance and stared at the goblet in her hand, "Actually, I've been to this room a few times, Xiao Xiazi, that idiot, I haven't changed one until now, and I don't even need to bring a key, there is a spare one above the door." But I only dared to take advantage of your absence from work, come in and sit down for a while, and then quickly slipped away like a thief......"

Xie Wan was silent, and said faintly for a while, "I said, in his heart, he has never been able to let go of you, and he kept everything you left behind and didn't let me touch it." When I talk to him about you, he always avoids or is silent! ”

"There's a for talking about this now!"

After a while, Zheng Wei rolled her eyes, "Now that bastard thing of Xiao Xiazi, he is messing around with flowers and grass, sometimes I can't wait to castrate him, so that no one will rob me!" ”

Damn, Mama Wei, you're really ruthless! Xia Yun, who was standing behind the curtain, only felt a gust of wind blowing by. Subconsciously shivered!

Xie Wan laughed deliciously, "That's not necessarily, if you castrate him, maybe I can make up my mind to go to him." The two of us will spend the rest of our lives with him, and there won't be so much vinegar to eat! ”

"Well, that's it, if he dares to appear in front of us again. I castrated him on the spot, and the three of us went to our best friends that day! ”

"Hmm!"

Listening to the two girls outside, they said that they were going to castrate themselves. Xia Yun shivered again, hesitating whether to slip away before the two girls found out.

Of course, this was just a thought, Xia Yun's body shrank back, hiding more secretly.

……

Outside, on the balcony, two half-drunk girls continued to chat, but the topic seemed a little crooked.

"Xiao Wan, then again, if Xiao Xiazi is castrated, how will our physiological needs be solved for the rest of our lives?"

Zheng Wei is still so strong, this kind of topic, among the girls Xia Yun knows, the queen Jiang Peilan can beat her.

"Huh? What the? ”

Xie Wan was obviously a little overwhelmed, and after a sigh, she didn't know how to pick up this topic.

Zheng Wei grinned, "Don't tell me, you don't have any physiological needs, so don't you become an exterminator?" ”

Maybe it was the upsurge of alcohol, maybe it was the same illness as Zheng Wei, and she was defenseless, Xie Wan actually held back a sentence after a long time, "Before, I, I had a spring dream, and after waking up...... I solved it myself with my own hands! ”

Xia Yun was dumbfounded, Zheng Wei smiled and asked again, "When you solved it with your hands, you were thinking about Xiao Xiazi, right?" Solve it by yourself, does it feel any different than using Natsuko's thing? Also, the man you're going to marry now, which one can satisfy you more than Natsuko-chan? ”

The scale of this sentence is too big, with Xie Wan's gentle personality and thin skin, it is really unbearable, she took a sip, opened her mouth and retorted, "Don't mention that man to me now, I haven't even touched his hand, it's disgusting to think about it!" As for Xia Yun's thing, you have used it yourself, and it has taken much longer than me, do you feel any different, don't you know how to do it yourself, don't play hooligan on me here! ”

When it comes to playing hooligans, the two Xie Wan are not Zheng Wei's opponents, Xia Yun heard Zheng Wei eating and laughing dissolutely outside, "I'm not as ladylike as you, I've actually been reduced to the point of using my hands, is it difficult to go directly to the Internet to buy a vibrator, massage stick or something like that?" Although it feels a lot worse than Xiao Natsuko's thing, it's still much stronger than using your own hands! ”

"In the past few years, whenever I think about Xiao Xiazi, I will replace Xiao Xiazi with that thing, and if I suddenly hate him, I will directly treat that thing as Xia Yun's, take a pair of scissors and cut it, and buy a new one...... If you're really thin-skinned, it's not hard to find a cucumber or banana or something, right? ”

At this time, Xie Wan finally couldn't stand it, took a heavy sip, and was defeated, her delicate face in the dark was also hot for a while, and she hurriedly drank a sip of red wine and poured it down, "Sister Weiwei, you are too rascal!" ”

This girl, if there are no outsiders, the hooligan is really much more open than the man!

Xia Yun, who was behind the curtain, heard the two girls talking about such a private and fragrant topic, and his mind suddenly flashed with the charming scenery when he was upside down with the two girls.

It's just that this body is hot, but it shows that the wet sportswear on the body is sticking to the body, which is extremely uncomfortable, and at the same time, the moisture invades, and the cold and heat alternately, and I can't help but sneeze.

"Ahh

The sound was very loud in the quiet room, and the sound of the rain hitting the glass outside could not be concealed at all.

As soon as this sneeze came out, Xia Yun knew that it was a bad dish!

Sure enough, the two girls sitting on the rattan chairs on the balcony, their delicate bodies stiffened at the same time, stopped talking, and subconsciously turned their heads to look into the house, and then saw that in the dark room, the glass sliding door was opened, and a dark shadow walked out from behind the curtain.

"Ahh

"Ahh

Two sharp screams rushed out of Zheng Wei and Xie Wan's mouths, and the two girls had a very tacit understanding that one of them carried a bottle of wine on the small glass round table and smashed it towards the black shadow.

"Bang bang!" This is the sound of two red wine bottles smashing on Xia Yunhu's arm on his forehead.

"Smack!" The sound of the red wine bottle shattering on Xia Yun's arm and falling to the ground.

"Holy!" The screams and cries of this Xia Yun.

"Ahh This is the continuous screaming of the two women.

In an instant, the whole room and the balcony were in chaos!

……

Xia Yun put down the arm protecting his face with a disgraced face, and through the faint light that came in from the window, he looked at Zheng Wei in front of him, who had already stood up, lifted the rattan chair he was sitting on, and was about to smash it on his head, but Xie Wan on the side still stood there stupidly screaming before he could react.

"Damn, Mama Wei, Xiaowan, it's me!"

Xia Yun hurriedly stopped drinking, and didn't make a sound, estimating that he would have to call 120 to go to the hospital tonight!

The screams stopped abruptly, and the two girls turned into sculptures at the same time, and the whole room and balcony fell into a deathly silence.

Xia Yun breathed a sigh of relief, wiped a cold sweat, carefully avoided the wine bottle residue on the ground, fumbled to find the fluorescent light switch on the wall, and turned on the light in the room with a snap.

A sneeze almost caused a bloody case! (To be continued......)