Chapter Seventy-Eight: The Divine Stick
Originally, Zhao Duoze wanted to take away the most precious thing from the Yang family - the military soul.
Among the three famous generals in the world, the old King of Qin is a brave general, and the Marquis of Yongning is a wise general, only Yang Shuai is named after Shuai, which is enough to see that Yang Shuai's status in the army is far from being comparable to that of the old King of Qin and the Marquis of Yongning.
Zhao Duoze has no way to avenge his biological mother, and he can't complain about his suffering for nearly 20 years, once the matter of changing his son is revealed, others will only think that Zhao Duoze is a lucky boy and gets everything that he shouldn't have, but how can the world know his pain? His struggles?
"Don't." Zhao Duoze finally decided to give up everything in the Yang family, "I can't avenge my mother, what I want from the Yang family will be disgusting, I'm sorry for my mother's bones." β
"Aze, you want to find a way to bury all the bones on the mass grave, they have been with your mother there for nearly twenty years, and they are also your mother's relatives and neighbors, this is also a meritorious thing, I will find you forty-nine monks and Taoists to surpass the dead."
"After Yang Shuai's sacrifice, I will talk to the emperor."
Jiang Erye nodded, don't look for yourself when you use your brains.
Seeing that the wine was almost brewing, Jiang Erye staggered out of the restaurant, asked the guards to prepare filthy items such as dog blood, and he went straight to Yang's house.
This time, he didn't wait for Uncle Zhong's report, and directly kicked the door of the Yang family, "Let me in, I have something to say...... Old widow, you let me in and bully my son-in-law, what a boldness. β
"Yongning Hou Shizi...... You're ......"
"Get out of the way."
Jiang Erye put his arms sideways and squeezed a whole bucket of dog blood into the gate of the Yang family.
Most of the servants of the Yang family are old men, and they can't stop the second master Jiang who is like a wolf and a tiger and is crazy with alcohol.
Jiang Erye played a fool's trick and kicked one away, which made him doubt how good his kung fu was, and there was no need to say that he couldn't do it in the future.
"Second Master Jiang, what are you going to do?"
Yang Men Taijun knew that he was wrong, and the marriage contract that year was not only made by the old King Qin and the Marquis of Yongning, but the witness was Yang Shuai.
The Jiang family married the prince of Qin with the daughter of the prince, but the Yang family changed the identity of the concubine and made the daughter of the Hou Shizi of Yongning the daughter-in-law of the concubine.
But the Yang family's tolerance also has limits.
Taijun will not tolerate Jiang Erye going to Yang's house to play drunk and crazy, pretending to be crazy and stupid.
"I am indeed a concubine......" Jiang Er Ye laughed mockingly: "But I am the prince of Yongning who was personally crowned by the emperor, as long as the emperor does not remove the position of my prince one day, I can always enjoy the wealth and glory, so my daughter is the righteous princess of the King of Qin, oh, I am now a registered concubine, the son of the lord of the clan Jiamin, and I am also a little related to the emperor." β
"Come on, send Second Master Jiang to the Marquis of Yongning."
Taijun was impatient with Jiang Erye's mouthful of drunken words, and said fiercely: "You can go to Yongning Hou to play your prestige...... This is the Yang family, not the backyard of your Yongning Marquis Mansion. β
"My father and Yang Shuai are robes, and they can be regarded as friends of life and death, I can't bear to watch Yang Shuai's bloodline being mutilated by the old monster, uh." Jiang Erye hiccuped, thinking that he was drunk, drunk, drunk, and he could scold people as much as he wanted.
"Old monster, you show up quickly, don't want to tarnish Yang Shuai's prestige again."
"You ......" Taijun was so angry with Jiang Erye's mouthful of old monsters that he almost leaned upside down, "Nonsense!" β
"I'm here to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and purify the demons and monsters harbored by the Yang family."
Jiang Erye took out a peachwood sword, gestured in his hand, and shouted frantically up and down: "The heavenly lord is in a hurry, the monster will appear quickly, and ...... will appear quickly."
Originally, Jiang Erye's dog friends were all three sects and nine streams, and there were also a few Taoist priests who subdued demons and eliminated demons.
His body fell straight backwards, like a zombie lying on the ground, and his ghostly appearance startled everyone present.
Taijun can't care about being angry, in case Jiang Erye dies in the Yang family, wouldn't the Yang family owe the Yongning Hou Mansion?
"What's the matter with you?"
"I'm Yang Shuai."
With a bang, Jiang Erye got up from the ground and stared straight at Taijun with his eyes, "I'm back." β
"Nonsense!" Taijun's scalp was numb, and he was even more angry, "Jiang Chengyi, you bastard." β
"I was loyal to the country back then, and I did not hesitate to sacrifice my life to appease the people of Limin, I just ask you to take good care of my Yang family's bloodline, but what ......about you" Jiang Erye jumped in front of Taijun, pulled Taijun's arm, raised the palm of the big fan and gave Taijun two mouths, "You raised my only grandson into a sick seedling, an idiot who doesn't know anything, what about the only grandson of my Yang family?" β
Second Master Jiang's voice was gloomy, and he really felt like a ghost, "My grandson is not doing well, and you have repeatedly scolded your grandson, are you worthy of me?" Is it worthy of the daughter who committed suicide for the Yang family? β
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Taijun was dizzy and dizzy, and the corners of his mouth were cracked, "Second Master Jiang, hello, what a big bold." β
"Shut up. You are a demon, I am not Second Master Jiang, I am Yang Shuai, Yang Shuai! β
Jiang Erye slapped Taijun twice again, this time he hit Taijun so loudly that his ears roared, and he spat blood in his mouth, "The old man and the old man, and the young and the young, I can sacrifice everything for the sake of the country and the people, you are a good demon, you don't take human life seriously, your life is your life, and other people's lives are not valuable?" β
"I really regret marrying you as a dead star."
"Stop hitting my grandmother."
Yang Jiabao ran over, his slender little arm grabbing Jiang Erye's cuffs, "I don't care if you are my grandfather or Jiang Erye, you can't beat my grandmother anymore." β
Second Master Jiang can beat Yang Men Taijun without any scruples, because this old witch deceives people too much, but in the face of Yang Jiabao, he made a move.
"Jiabao, you have to remember your grandfather's words, you play with Aze more, don't stay at home anymore, you have to see the world, Aze is a good boy, he will take care of you, don't play with Zhao Duoyi, he is not good, too abrasive, too kind, the world is dangerous, you are the only bloodline of my Yang family, you can't be too simple and naΓ―ve."
"Grandfather?" Yang Jiabao asked timidly, "Aren't you Second Master Jiang?" β
"I am now your grandfather, and I have returned to the world through the son of the robe, I just want to tell you, Jiabao, you can't grow up in the hands of a widow, your grandmother is a monster...... A ruthless youkai. β
Jiang Erye pretended to be possessed by Yang Shuai, while thinking about how to deal with the aftermath, splashing the old widow with a bloody face, even if the emperor blamed two sentences, he could deal with the past, but in order to make his son-in-law angry, he pretended to be Yang Shuai and beat the old widow...... This charge is a bit big.
His shoulders were too small to bear.
What to do? What to do?
Yaoyao, what should I do with your father?
Impulsive, isn't it?
But the old widow should be beaten, Aze made him feel distressed too much.
Second Master Jiang doesn't regret beating the old widow, yes, that's right, Yaoyao said that Yang Shuai is a loyal minister, a loyal minister who sacrificed his life for righteousness, and his father said that Yang Shuai knows how to form a formation...... Some formations are lost.
Formation? It's the formation.
Second Master Jiang pushed Taijun away and ordered fiercely: "I'll tell you, if you raise Jiabao as a little daughter, I'll ask Thor to split you." β
He squatted on the ground, gritted his teeth, bit his fingers, and scribbled on the ground, he had seen the formation map given to Zhao Duoze by Yongning Hou, although he couldn't remember it, anyway, Yang Shuai was a ghost, just draw two at random, and let Yaoyao help me to fold the lie in the future.
Whether it was the people he brought or the people of the Yang family, they all stupidly watched Second Master Jiang graffiti on the ground.
After drawing for a while, Jiang Erye kowtowed in the direction of the palace, "I wish my lord good luck and good health, and the Ming Dynasty has a peaceful national fortune." The minister came, and the minister left the treasure...... The minister is gone. β
When, Jiang Erye lay on the ground again and twitched twice, as if the soul on his body was far away.
The people present looked at Jiang Erye like idiots, could it be that Yang Shuai was really possessed?
Before Yang Shuai's memorial day, it is not impossible.
Second Master Jiang turned over, touched his head and asked confusedly, "What's wrong with you?" Why do you see me like that? Aren't we slaying demons and destroying demons? The youkai is gone? β
"Wow." Jiang Erye pointed to Taijun, who was beaten and his cheeks were red and swollen, and said, "Who beat you?" Who is so bold? To deal with monsters, you can't use a slap, you have to use dog blood. β
Jiang Erye's movements were extremely sharp, he lifted the small bucket that was placed aside, and splashed the dog blood in the bucket on Yangmen Taijun......
"Taijun, Taijun, have you regained your senses?"
Jiang Erye approached Taijun quite angrily, "Is the monster on your body gone?" β
Taijun's face was covered with blood, she didn't come up in one breath, she was suffocated by Jiang Erye, Jiang Erye saw Taijun who was paralyzed on the ground unconscious, shook his head and said: "The monster has possessed her for too long, you serve Taijun well to nourish his body, and I will send some tonic medicine to Taijun." β
"Let's go, let's go."
After Jiang Erye made a big fuss about the Yang family, he quickly withdrew from the Yang family with the guards.
He wrote a letter with borrowed pen and ink, and advised: "Send it to the princess of King Qin, and let Yaoyao help save her life." β
"Second master, where are you going?"
"Go and ask the emperor for guilt."
After making such a big commotion, can you take the initiative to ask for leniency?
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In the imperial palace, Zhao Duoze knelt in front of the emperor, "Your Majesty, the minister is guilty." β
"Aze, stand up and speak."
"It's better for the minister to kneel." Zhao Duoze had a grappled face, and said in a low voice: "The minister just wants the nurse to return to the Yang family who has always wanted to go back to live the life she wants, but Taijun misunderstood that the minister was ruthless, and the minister was ordered by the emperor to be the main sacrifice of Yang Shuai, Taijun was not very satisfied, and when the minister discussed the ritual in the Yang family, the nurse ......"
"What did she say?"
"The minister has heard her say too much since she was a child, the unjust case of the Yang family, the father's bad luck, if the minister doesn't often meet His Majesty, he will be deceived by the nurse for a lifetime."
As soon as the emperor heard this, a glimmer of essence flashed in his old eyes, "What about later?" You came to me just to talk about your nurse? β
"The minister's temper is not very good, Taijun has a misunderstanding with the minister, and the minister has a dispute, the minister is depressed, so he went to the restaurant, I didn't expect the minister's father-in-law to also drink in the restaurant, the minister and the father-in-law have always been close, and the father-in-law told the grievances, Your Majesty also knows, the minister's father-in-law is the most short-guarded, he has to say that since the Taijun is the minister's grandmother, he will not be so unkind, must be possessed by demons ......"
"At that time, the minister's father-in-law also drank a lot of wine, so he went to the Yang family with dog blood, and the minister couldn't persuade him, so he could only go to the palace to ask the emperor for his guilt."
"All the mistakes are the minister's fault, the minister never thought of occupying the Yang family's legacy, Taijun and they misunderstood the minister."
Zhao Duoze buried his head and curled up, "The minister is a child of the clan, and he is already the son of the King of Qin, and the minister just wants to do his filial piety to his grandfather." β
After the emperor was rescued by Jiang Erye, he learned about Jiang Erye's character from the side, and found that this person was a rich idler, as long as he ate and drank well, so the emperor felt even closer to Jiang Erye.
Approaching the emperor is generally necessary, there are too few people like Jiang Erye who only want to spend time freely, and Jiang Erye has never thought about fighting for power and profit.
Second Master Jiang's maintenance of his children made the emperor who was heartbroken by the prince feel warm.
According to the report of the secret agent, Jiang Erye's biggest ability in addition to eating, drinking and having fun is to mess around, since Jiang Erye took advantage of the drunkenness to go to the Yang family to 'exorcise ghosts', it must be very lively to come to the Yang family.
The emperor hopes that the widow of the Yang family will be unlucky, taking into account the queen mother and the common people, he can't do anything to the group of widows, it does not mean that he is not disgusted with the widow of the Yang family in his heart, the Taijun of the Yang family is lonely and self-controlled, and makes a style of only guarding the door of the Yang family's mansion, as if the emperor is a faint monarch and wants to attack the widow of the Yang family.
Back then, the emperor dared to cut off Yang Shuai's henchmen, and he was still afraid of a widow?
The Emperor just didn't want to do it again.
"Your Majesty, the prince of Yongning asks to see you."
"Oh."
The emperor listened to the report of the chamberlain who went to inquire about the news of the Yang family, picked up the tea cup in one hand, just took a sip of tea, and heard the heroic deeds of Jiang Erye making trouble for the Yang family, the emperor was almost choked by this sip of tea, and finally swallowed it, and asked: "You mean that the prince of Yongning Hou was possessed by the late Yang Shuai?" β
"Yes." The chamberlain whispered back to passing.
Zhao Duoze also heard it clearly, he couldn't help but be dumbfounded, father-in-law, you can't describe you with might.
He really wanted to know how Jiang Erye's head grew.
There's always a stroke of genius.
Yang Shuai possessed himself and beat Taijun, Zhao Duoze regretted that he did not see it with his own eyes, there is only one person in this world who can teach the widow of Yang Men a lesson with confidence, and that person is Yang Shuai's heroic soul.
The emperor coughed twice, and said meaningfully: "Yang Shuai also drew a formation diagram?" β
"Yes."
"Copy the formation diagram back."
"After the prince of Yongning woke up, in order to subdue demons and eliminate demons, he splashed Taijun with dog blood, and the dog blood stained the formation...... It's not very clear anymore, and the slave is worried that it won't be copied completely. β
The corners of the emperor's mouth curled slightly, "It's okay, let him drink again, Yang Shuai can get on his body once, and he can have a second time." Yongning Hou Shizi, what a baby pimple. β
"Aze, your father-in-law is good."
"Your Majesty has overdone it."
"It's not an exaggeration." The emperor breathed a sigh of relief, "As long as he summons Yang Shuai Yingling again, I will give whatever reward he wants." β
The emperor has always been worried about the affairs of the frontier, Yang Shuai's position in the border army has not weakened over time, the emperor often mobilizes the eight general troops to change the defense, but he can not mobilize every soldier on the border, because the barbarians have won several battles recently, Yang Shuai laid down the defense system there are precursors of collapse, at this time the morale of the border army is low, and many people are calling for Yang Shuai of the year.
At this time, Jiang Erye took Yang Shuai possessed him with a stroke of genius...... In just a moment's time, the emperor thought of many things.
It is impossible for Yang Shuai to be resurrected, the generals of the Ming Dynasty are not in charge, and there is really no grand occasion when the three famous generals were there twenty years ago, and the emperor can let Jiang Erye, who was possessed by Yang Shuai, be the spiritual leader of the soldiers.
The emperor does not regret getting rid of Yang Shuai, because no one can shake the foundation of the Ming Dynasty, Jiang Erye is lazy and lazy, without any ambitions, and the emperor can use him with confidence.
Zhao Duoze also figured out what the emperor meant, and secretly smiled bitterly, Father-in-law, you have become famous.
"Your Majesty, the prince of Yongning Hou is crying and pleading outside."
"He summoned Yang Shuai's heroic soul, excuse me? I don't know what his sin is? The emperor said: "Reward Jiang Chengyi, I thank him for summoning Yang Shuai, I hope that one day, I can meet with Yang Shuai, the formation diagram, let him think about it carefully, I need Yang Shuai to set up the formation diagram, as long as he remembers, I will reward him again." β
"Yes."
"Aze, you also go back, Yang Shuai's officiating matter, you discuss it with your father-in-law, Yang family, you don't have to go anymore, since they want to live a clean life, I can't bear this group of surviving people to be entangled in mundane things anymore."
"Yes."
After Zhao Duoze kowtowed, he withdrew from the imperial study.
The emperor smiled lowly, and Second Master Jiang ...... The pen of God, the pen of God, the group of widows of the Yang family is no longer of any use, and the military soul of the Ming Dynasty fell on Jiang Chengyi.
If it were a different person, the emperor would not be so happy, Jiang Chengyi would not be able to achieve civil and military affairs, even if he had the prestige of 'Yang Shuai', he could not have Yang Shuai's 'ambition'.
What Zhao Duoze said, the emperor had to think about it a lot, and whispered a few words to the inner servant, "I want an answer." β
"Yes."
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At the gate of the palace, Jiang Erye, who was crying sadly, was confused after hearing the holy decree, what is going on? The emperor not only didn't blame him, but also gave him a reward......
"Father-in-law."
"Aze."
Second Master Jiang was helped up by Zhao Duoze and asked, "You have a smart head, tell me quickly, why did the emperor reward me?" β
Zhao Duoze put Jiang Er Ye directly into the carriage, he himself jumped up, sat next to Jiang Er Ye, and looked at Jiang Er Ye for a long time, "Father-in-law's luck is too good, the auspicious stars are shining, and there is no one like my father-in-law among millions of people." β
"Speak well, I don't understand what you're saying now, what are you pretending to be unfathomable, I don't know if your father-in-law and I don't have a good head?"
"As long as your father-in-law can dedicate the formation diagram you drew when you were possessed by Yang Shuai to Your Majesty, father-in-law, I dare to guarantee that in the Ming Dynasty, you are more powerful than my father, and no one dares to touch a single hair of your hair again."
"Could it be because Yang Shuai is possessed?"
"That's right."
"But this kind of thing, others can do it, why not find someone?"
"No one else can't, one is that others can't think of it, the second is that the emperor will not admit that they are possessed by Yang Shuai, and the third emperor also hopes to take this opportunity to raise your status, and fourth, your son-in-law and I are regarded by the emperor as the prince's right-hand man, and you are the person who loves your children the most, Yang Shuai's 'resurrection' on you is the most reassuring to Your Majesty, and the most waiting point, only Yongning Hou can draw Yang Shuai's formation map with soldiers."
Zhao Duoze's eyes were deep, he used to regard the emperor as a faint monarch, but now it seems that the emperor who has been an emperor for decades is not a mediocre and incompetent person.
Be an emperor...... Zhao Duoze learned several tricks from the emperor.
"My dad will help me draw the formation? It's better to count on Yaoyao. β
"Father-in-law, Yongning Hou won't help you, I'll help you." Zhao Duoze comforted Second Master Jiang, "My grandfather was also a famous general back then, my father's concubine was Yang Shuai's only daughter, there are some records about Yang Shuai in the study of the palace, and Concubine Yang's dowry is also locked, I am still Concubine Yang's son now, who dares me to turn over my biological mother's dowry?" Yang Shuai's preferences, words and deeds, and his father-in-law learned two sentences to cope with the past. β
"I'm not going to be a magic stick."
"Father-in-law."
Zhao Duoze's arm was grabbed by Second Master Jiang, and seeing that his father-in-law looked unwilling, he hurriedly comforted: "It's okay, it's okay, you can't do it a few times, but whenever you are a magic stick, I will protect you by your side." β
"Woo, woo."
Second Master Jiang cried with a handful of snot and tears, "Is the magic stick very good?" Does it sound good? β
How so? He just wanted to beat the old widow justifiably, "It's all the old widow's fault." β
Zhao Duoze nodded and said, "That's right, it's all her fault." Father-in-law, don't be angry, your body ......"
Saying this, Zhao Duoze didn't feel sorry at all, who was really angry, who was the person who was beaten?
Jiang Erye not only lost his arms and legs, but was also entrusted with important tasks by the emperor, and he walked sideways in the capital in the future.
Zhao Duoze said with a straight face: "There will still be princes to woo you in the future, you don't have to pay attention to them, if you really annoy them, just tell me, I will help you send them away." β
"And the prince?"
"Hmm."
"I ...... Can I say that Yang Shuai doesn't have a topper? Be honest. β
"I can't."
Zhao Duoze couldn't help but laugh and accompanied Jiang Erye to play treasure together, he knew very well, Jiang Erye also knew very well, the wood was already in the boat, and it would be useless to say anything, Jiang Erye was reluctant to do such a thing in his heart, but for Zhao Duoze, no matter how reluctant he was, he would do it, and now playing treasure is just to make Zhao Duoze happy.
How could Zhao Duoze not be moved? How can you not be filial to your father-in-law?
In the world, except for Yaoyao, his father-in-law is the best for him.
The two of them returned to the Yongning Marquis Mansion, and as soon as they got off the carriage, the second wife ran up and looked at Jiang Erye up and down, "I heard that you can summon Yang Shuai's heroic soul?" β
The news spread quickly, and the second wife had already heard Jiang Luyao, who rushed back first, talk about it.
Second Master Jiang sneered, "When I was with my wife, Yang Shuai didn't exist." β
"Dead ghost, it's a little bit formed, no, I don't have to let the kids laugh at you!"
The second wife took a sip of Jiang Erye, turned her head to help her daughter-in-law enter the door, and complained: "Slow down, slow down, I just said that you don't need to go to meet your father-in-law, you have to move, if you have to move, I won't spare you." β
"Mother, I'm fine." Xiao Zhuohua's face was full of happiness.
What is the ancestor, what is she like now, whether it is in accordance with the rules or not, Jiang Wenjin has never moved out of her house, and has been around her all day long, sleeping in the room, Jiang Wenjin has never mentioned it, he only has her in his heart.
She knows medical skills, so she naturally knows the condition of her body, and her lower abdomen is not bulging, let alone welcoming her father-in-law, even if she walks farther, it will be fine.
Jiang Luyao smiled and said to Jiang Erye: "Dad, you are getting better and better at playing, and you are all playing with Yang Shuai, I can't think of what else you can play in the future?" β