Chapter 72 of the same story in different versions

The dishes on the table are all Yueyue's favorite food, especially the pheasant stewed mushrooms, the taste is really not to say, anyway, whoever sees it for the second time, saliva naturally secretes a lot. But Yueyue put down her chopsticks after eating for a while and stopped eating. The old uncle understood Yueyue's thoughts, and she wanted to hear the old uncle's story. The old uncle can't actually hide it, he hasn't said these words to people outside for more than ten years, and the two old women may have already heard his story, maybe their ears have grown old boils.

The old uncle stroked his snow-white beard, glanced at Yueyue and Xiao Zheng, and began with a smile, his Sichuan dialect was very authentic: "Girl, don't look at those two mothers-in-law who are old now, they were all tweed when they were young" The old uncle's eyes were full of pride and sweetness. Yueyue nodded and continued the old uncle's words: "Well, I believe it, I can still see it now, it must have been two outstanding beauties at that time." Yueyue's communication skills are first-class, which suddenly made the old uncle open the conversation. The old uncle pointed to the mother-in-law with a mole on the corner of her mouth and said: "The eldest baby was so beautiful when she was young, once I took her to Tengchong to catch the market, and the two guys who drove the carriage looked at my big baby, and they didn't pay attention to avoid each other, and as a result, the two carriages were knocked over on their backs, hehehe." The old uncle's eyes were full of sweetness, and then he continued to say in a proud tone: "Of course, I am not lazy, and the bow and arrow in my hand are really a hundred steps through the yang." Half a year after marrying the eldest baby, I went back to her parents' house with her, and it was really fateful that her twin sister Xiaobao fell in love with me again. ”

"At that time, her mother's house was small, and her baby was still a big girl and we lived in the same room. The baby looks like he is not inferior to his sister, the waist of the water snake, the butt of the leopard, bathing in the stream, the fish will be ashamed to sink to the bottom, hehehe". The old uncle was a little exaggerated and a little proud, stroked his beard again, narrowed his eyes into a line and continued: "The little goblin, the little baby, saw that my sister was happy and happy with me, and I also moved my mind, and got into my bed that night, and the little goblin made me even happier in bed, no wonder people in my hometown often say that half of my sister-in-law's ass is my brother-in-law's, hehehe." The old uncle glanced at her mother-in-law who didn't have a mole, and Yueyue also looked at her mother-in-law in the eyes of the old uncle, and saw that her mother-in-law's baby was actually shy and her cheeks were crimson. The old uncle knew that he was speechless, so he changed his tone and said: "The baby fell in love with me, and he didn't dare to tell his family, so he had to secretly follow us back, so that I didn't dare to go to the door of my father-in-law's house again for five years, for fear that my father-in-law would break my leg in anger, hehehehe." Yueyue and Xiao Zheng both laughed.

The old uncle paused, and saw that Yueyue was still waiting with interest to listen. He was afraid that the old faces of the two mothers-in-law would not be able to hang up, or there would be nothing vigorous to talk about, so he changed the topic: "Girl, do you know where we are from?" How long have you lived in this barren mountain range? Yueyue and Xiao Zheng looked at each other, Yueyue really didn't think about this question, but the host didn't say it, and the guest asked this question and that seemed abrupt, and the host took the initiative to talk about it and was naturally willing to listen, so Yueyue said: "Old uncle, I guess you are from Sichuan, right?" How long have you been living here? The old uncle said with a mysterious face: "The girl is smart, our ancestors are indeed from Sichuan, but it's hard to say how long we've lived here, anyway, it's been a long, long time."

The old uncle got up and made a cup of tea for Yueyue and Xiao Zheng from the blue and white porcelain teapot, sat back in the original place, and said: "I've heard the story of Zhuge Liang's seven captures of Meng Shu, our ancestors came over at that time." Without waiting for Yueyue to answer, the old man spoke again: "After Zhuge Liang captured Meng Shu seven times, Meng Luer, the son of Meng Shu, was left by Zhuge Liang in his camp to do things. The Nachuan girl actually had a sweetheart at that time. Helpless, the military order was like a mountain, and the girl cried and got on the sedan chair. Who knew that the baby under Meng Luer's body was broken when he was fighting, and he could only force himself to pee, and he was definitely more than enough to do that, how could he keep the girl. Huh". The old uncle saw that Yueyue was a little red and hot, so he restrained his smile, and his face sank a little: "Although I can't keep the heart of the Sichuan girl, I still keep it." Because not only is there strict discipline in the army and you can't move around casually, but this Meng Luer is really affectionate to the Sichuan girl, and almost meets her requirements."

After all, the old uncle was very old, and he actually had a little cough when he talked about this, and the eldest baby came over with a smile, patted the old uncle's back and said, "Old man, rest and talk about it again."