As soon as he arrived home, Du Mei's call came, directly to Xiao Yi's mobile phone.

"What's going on?" Dume said.

"Who told you to say it!" Lu Zhou roared and got up from the sofa, grabbed Xiao Yi's collar, and roared angrily, "Who told you to say it!" ”

"It's not me!" Xiao Yi said, "I didn't call when I drove back along the way...... Mr. Du...... Brother Zhou! ”

"Open and out!" Dume said.

Xiao Yi pressed the release, and Du Mei said: "Lu Zhou, Zhang Xinran is in a bad mood today, let me apologize to you, let's talk about this tomorrow, have a good rest." ”

Du Mei hung up the phone.

Lu Zhou was so angry that he had nowhere to go, and Xiao Yi's mind was still echoing with the words "premature ejaculation" and "impotence monster" that Zhang Xinran screamed and echoed with all his might, which was simply thunderous. With Zhang Xinran and Lu Zhou's hideous scolding, all the classic images of golden boys and girls collapsed in an instant.

Lu Zhou looked around, dropped a few pillows, sat on the sofa and panted, poured a glass of wine, and poured his head down.

"My girlfriend scolds me like that a lot." Xiao Yi said to him, "It's nothing, just wait for the gas to be dissipated." ”

Lu Zhou ignored Xiao Yi, Xiao Yi remembered that Lu Zhou had been bitten by a dog, went to find alcohol and cotton, and said, "Is there any blood?" ”

Lu Zhou impatiently broke free of Xiao Yi's hand, on his wrist, the blood on the wound had already stained the cuffs of his shirt red, Xiao Yi was startled, and said, "I have to get an injection immediately!" ”

"Don't fight." Lu Zhou immediately bounced up, sat away a little, and said angrily, "What are you kidding!" ”

"Get a rabies vaccine!" Xiao Yi said, "Otherwise, what if you get rabies?!" ”

Lu Zhou: "Do I look like I have rabies?!" ”

Xiao Yi: "......"

Xiao Yi thought to himself, and said: "It's that dog, if it carries the rabies virus, it will be troublesome, no matter what, you must get an injection." ”

"What a joke!" Lu Zhou roared angrily, "Three watches in the middle of the night to get an injection?!" Are you waiting to be exposed by the media? ”

Xiao Yi remembered that he had a friend who was in CDC and said, "You wait. ”

Xiao Yi went in to call, and Lu Zhou said again: "Who are you going to tell again?" ”

Xiao Yi said: "Don't worry, I will never tell Mr. Du." Contact my friend, he works at CDC. ”

Lu Zhou said: "Friends can't do either!" You've signed a non-disclosure agreement, and you don't want to do it, do you? ”

Xiao Yi stood and looked at Lu Zhou, almost couldn't help yelling at him, but after thinking about it, he forgot it, and said: "I am your assistant, the most important thing is to protect you, if you think I am not doing well, tell Mr. Du to let her fire me, but since you have been bitten by a dog, you must get an injection, just in case." ”

Lu Zhou glared at Xiao Yi, and didn't say anything more.

An hour later, a car was parked in the CDC's underground garage.

Xiao Yi brought his friend over and said, "He doesn't want to see people......"

The window rolled open a little, and Lu Zhou lowered his head in the car and stretched his arm out of the window.

Friend: "......"

"So be it." Xiao Yi said, "Please, please, thank you so much, please eat when you are empty." ”

The friend couldn't cry or laugh, so he had to give this stout arm alcohol and vaccinate outside the car, and there was another wild scream inside, Xiao Yi immediately hugged Lu Zhou's wrist and begged bitterly: "Hold on, hold on...... It'll be over in a minute. ”

The friend glanced at the famous watch that Lu Zhou was wearing, smiled, patted Xiao Yi's shoulder, and didn't say anything.

After the vaccination, Xiao Yi said: "There are still two shots, take them home and get them." ”

Lu Zhou's anger had passed, and he didn't take a bath after he went home, lying on the bed in his shirt and underwear, Xiao Yi asked, "Do you brush Taobao?" ”

Lu Zhou didn't answer, Xiao Yi turned off the light, smeared out of the darkness, and heard that in the dark, Lu Zhou sighed.

The call came again, this time it was Dume.

"How's it going?" Du Mei asked.

"It's fine." Xiao Yi said.

Du Mei asked again: "What are you going to do in the middle of the night?" ”

Xiao Yi: "......"

Du Mei said: "Your car was photographed by Yu Ji, followed all the way, and it will be sent out tomorrow, but I stopped it, what do you say about disease control?" ”

Xiao Yi had to explain the situation in a whisper, and said sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry...... Du Mei said: "Why is it so uneasy? What should you do if netizens say that they are infected with HIV and that they are talking about everything on the Internet? ”

Xiao Yi didn't expect that even a license plate number could be exposed, but fortunately, Du Mei also knew that he was kind, and said: "Be careful next time, don't care what Lu Zhou says, call me directly if there is such a situation, and I will send someone to drive to pick me up at home." ”

"It's good, it's good." Xiao Yi's heart was pounding, his forehead was full of cold sweat, and Du Mei said again: "It's hard, that unconscious child." ”

"You've worked hard, too." Xiao Yi said cautiously.

Xiao Yi was so tired that he felt that he had only been an assistant for two days, and this workload was almost like treating one person as ten people.

He went into the bathroom to take a bath, and today he can finally secretly use Lu Zhou's jacuzzi, the sound of the water sounded, and he was happy to wash, and Lu Zhou went down the stairs.

"What else did that black say yesterday?" Lu Zhou asked.

Xiao Yi didn't hear it at all.

Lu Zhou poured himself a glass of water to drink, and saw Xiao Yi's mobile phone flashing and flashing, showing the call of "wife" on it.

Lu Zhou: "......"

Lu Zhou answered Xiao Yi's call.

"What are you doing, you!" The female voice said unceremoniously,

Lu Zhouteng's anger came up, he remembered that Xiao Yi said that his girlfriend was his brainless fan, and he wanted to surprise her, but now that he has nowhere to get out, the image of Xiao Yi's girlfriend and Zhang Xinran instantly overlapped.

"Hello, miss." Lu Zhou said politely, "How can I help you?" ”

"Who are you?" Xiao Yi's girlfriend said in surprise, "You're not Xiao Yi?" Where is he? ”

"He's taking a shower." Lu Zhou said, "Is there anything you need me to tell?" ”

The girlfriend said: "You tell him that I have gone home, and the square dance aunts downstairs have introduced me to the object, and they are getting along very happily, and they are going to get married next month, so let him stop calling and forget about me." ”

Lu Zhou: "It's okay, I'll be responsible for soothing his injured little heart." ”

Girlfriend: "......"

"Who the hell are you?" My girlfriend realizes that something is wrong.

Lu Zhou said with a serious face: "I'm his boyfriend, is there a problem?" ”

On the other side of the phone: "......"

Xiao Yi's girlfriend's voice suddenly raised an octave, and she roared: "Dare Qing has been lying to me!" Okay, you, you adulterers......"

Lu Zhou said, "Huh? Do you know who I am? ”

Xiao Yi's girlfriend said, "What's your name?" Are you a Duma? ”

"Duma?" Lu Zhou said, "Who is the Duma? Oh? It turns out that he still has a concubine? ”

The phone clicked and hung up.

Lu Zhou said: "Your signature is gone. He gestured an invisible cross with his finger and blacked out her phone number. flipped through the Douban in Xiao Yi's mobile phone again, and saw that the browsing record stopped on the post of the relationship between him and Zhang Xinran, and instantly found something, suspecting that he took his own materials to Douban and began to check his speech records.

It was an old Douban ID, who was working very hard to clarify the fact that Lu Zhou did not rely on Zhang Xinran's thighs to get on the throne, and analyzed how good his movies were and how people cater to the aesthetics of Oriental people...... The specific time is that before he came to apply for a job as an assistant, he first began to worship his posts, which was when he had just debuted.

Lu Zhou threw his mobile phone aside dissatisfied, sat on the sofa and flipped through the script, obviously couldn't read it at all, and couldn't help but take the mobile phone to watch it again, watching his first movie of debut, at that time, Xiao Yi was still a college student, and his film reviews were full of praise.

Lu Zhou flipped over and over, read the movie reviews that praised him countless times, and finally got really impatient to wait, put away his mobile phone, and shouted: "Hey! ”

There was a bang in the bathroom, and Xiao Yi slipped and fell.

Xiao Yi came out in a hurry, he was already very nervous about stealing the bathroom, and now he was caught again, and he didn't know how to be scolded, Lu Zhou said: "Didn't I say it, you have to take a bath behind me?!" ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Xiao Yi's hair was wet and had not been dried yet, he was wearing a white bathrobe, and he came out barefoot to apologize again and again, "Brother Zhou, I thought you were ...... I'm already asleep, so I'm going to put water on you. ”

"Let me wash your bathwater?!" Lu Zhou said angrily.

Xiao Yi didn't know what to do, his hair was still dripping down, and his white collarbone was exposed in the collar of his bathrobe, Lu Zhou said, "Forget it." ”

Xiao Yi thought about it, went in and washed the bathtub once, and said, "Okay." ”

Lu Zhou looked dissatisfied, went in and took a shower and came out, with ice whiskey on the table, Lu Zhou let out a long breath, and did not wipe his hair, so he sat and drank like a prick on his head.

Xiao Yi poured himself a cup and comforted: "It's all like this, I am often scolded, just get used to it." ”

"Your girlfriend scolds you like that all the time?" Lu Zhou said, "Are you a man or not?" Yes? ”

Xiao Yi: "......"

Xiao Yi heard this sentence the most, he thought about it, and said, "Actually, it's not like this......"

Lu Zhou said, "What did she help you?" Got a good look for you? Why do you want to be small? What's the picture? ”

Xiao Yi said: "She loves me. ”

Lu Zhou: "Oh, at least she still loves you, Zhang Xinran doesn't love me." ”

Xiao Yi said: "You can't say that...... She doesn't love you, what are you doing with her. Actually, I'm still very ...... Love my girlfriend. ”

Xiao Yi was a little depressed, smiled at Lu Zhou, and said, "I believe that if she doesn't get angry, she will forgive me." We both said that when I saved up for a down payment, we would get married in Beijing. ”

Xiao Yi still doesn't know that his girlfriend has become the Odysseus who went on an expedition to Troy and is gone, and he is still waiting for the moment when she changes her mind, of course, the girlfriend who was blocked will never look back and can't turn back, Xiao Yi is still optimistically comforting Lu Zhou, but Lu Zhou said sourly: "Forget it, good horses don't eat back grass, do you understand?" ”

Xiao Yi smiled and put the phone away, Lu Zhou said: "Anyway, I won't be a dog for Zhang Xinran anymore, damn, it's not a human being, she has been trampling on my dignity from the beginning." ”

Xiao Yi said: "I don't believe she didn't like you. ”

"You don't understand." Lu Zhou replied, "In the entertainment industry, outsiders look glamorous, but they are high and low, □□ naked, whoever is famous and popular can walk sideways." ”

Xiao Yi thought to himself, aren't you the same, it's not much better.

Lu Zhou was silent, playing with a cup in his hand, the two of them were wearing bathrobes, sitting on both sides of the table, Xiao Yi looked around, the lights were colorful, shining on this empty room, doubling the sense of loneliness.

He knows the feeling of drifting north, he goes home every day, turns on the lights, he is alone at home, it may not matter if he is alone in the house, one day or two days, but day after day, year after year, he will feel very lonely, the cold walls, I can't find someone to talk to, live in such a big house, even if I am rich, I will be very lonely.

"Why don't you call your parents to take care of you?" Xiao Yi said.

"I'm divorced." Lu Zhou said, "It's all abroad, don't you know what to do?" I've also said this in previous interviews in magazines. ”

Xiao Yi remembered that there seemed to be such a thing.

"Where's your parents?" Lu Zhou asked.

Xiao Yi: "In my hometown, I used to teach in the countryside, but now I have moved to the county seat and live with my brother." ”

He thought about it, sighed again, and said with a smile: "You have money, a house, and a successful career, so what are you worried about?" Look at me. Xiao Yi pointed to himself and said, "I can't even afford a square meter with all my savings." My dad saved 80,000 yuan in his life, and said that he would pool the money to buy me a down payment, and our family's savings for three generations could not afford a square meter. ”

Lu Zhou: "......"

"Can I compare to you?" Half a day later, Lu Zhou finally burst out with a sentence.

Xiao Yi said in his heart Well, that's right, can someone like you compare with me.

"Work hard!" Lu Zhou got up and said loudly down the stairs, "There will be a house!" But if I were you, I would hurry back to the countryside, and life with my parents would not have been lost if I missed it! ”

Xiao Yi: "......"

Xiao Yi didn't expect that Lu Zhou's last sentence was actually quite human.