Ah Wu felt that since she gave birth to a child, her life had fallen into dire straits, and in the days of fighting wits and courage, she was made to jump every day.

The first thing is that her son has been born for a month, and his turtle fur father hasn't taken out his name yet. And for the sake of a good name and good feeding, Chu Mao actually followed Sister Lotus's advice and gave the prince a cheap name - Erdan!

Such an ugly name, of course, Ah Wu is resolute, certain, and must not agree.

However, Erdan was really born at the wrong time, born in April, it was already early summer, Ah Wu was stuffy in the house, and she was not allowed to wash her hair and bathe for more than 20 days, she could smell her sourness. Every day when he saw the fragrant white and tender Emperor Jiahe, Ah Wu couldn't wait to pounce on it and take two bites to vent his anger.

On the twenty-fifth day, after holding Her Royal Highness the Empress and gnawing on the neck of the duck for a long time under Her Majesty Emperor Jiahe, His Majesty finally allowed Ah Wu to exchange the name of "Erdan" for a bath.

At that time, Ah Wu jumped up with joy, took the initiative to pick up Erdan, and shouted sweetly, "Erdan, Erdan, my mother loves you so much." When you grow up in the future, don't blame your mother, if you want to blame, blame your father for being too cunning. ”

The second annoyance is that Ah Wu has not been weaned half a year after giving birth to two eggs. If it was fed to Erdan, Ah Wu would have figured it out, but Erdan was ordered not to get close to Ah Wu's chest.

At first, Ah Wu naturally refused, but His Majesty the Emperor said it was too pitiful. What do you say, he has never eaten his mother's milk since he was born, and he is not as good as ordinary children. At that time, the first queen died, the chickens and dogs in the palace jumped, and no one wanted to find a nurse for Chu Mao, and one or two hated him to starve to death.

Therefore, His Majesty the Emperor ate rice oil to feed at the beginning, and later became hungry, or Mama Hao went to the Internal Affairs Office, pulled a sheep and secretly raised it in the palace, and milked the goat every day to relieve Chu Mao's strength.

When Chu Mao said it, the clouds were light and the wind was light, and Ah Wu cried a lot when he heard it. Then, His Majesty the Emperor naturally asked to enjoy "maternal love", could Ah Wu say the word "no"?

The above is the reason for the first time.

The second time, His Majesty the Emperor said that if the milk was not sucked through, the imperial doctor said that a lump would form, and it would be very painful in the future.

So Ah Wu half-pushed and half-obeyed.

The third time, Ah Wu's underwear was wet with milk, and he had no choice but to give it to His Majesty the Emperor cheaply. His Majesty the Emperor sucked it with relish, and he didn't forget to smash it and smash it.

The fourth time, Ah Wu learned to be obedient and asked the imperial doctor to prescribe her prescription to return milk. Jiang Liangzhi didn't dare to look at Ah Wu at that time, his old face was red, and his lifelong discipline was tossed by this pair of wonderful emperors.

One wants to return milk, and the other wants to promote milk, how can this be good.

However, after reaching the end, Ah Wu was still pinched by Chu Mao's weakness.

That night, Chu Mao lifted the fat layer on Tia Wu's stomach, "I heard that breastfeeding is conducive to the absorption of fat, think about it, these fat meat has become milk flowing out, and you will soon be able to recover your small waist." ”

"I don't know what I've heard!" Ah Wu's mouth was stiff.

"It's something that you would rather believe in than believe in nothing, and you don't have anything to lose anyway." Chu Mao diligently persuaded Ah Wu.

Ah Wu was coaxed by Chu Mao like this, so he believed it. It's just that in this way, it is inevitable that the gun will go wrong, Ah Wu was so troubled by Chu Mao that he couldn't do it, and he beat his shoulder and said, "It was said that it would be three months before we could have sex together." ”

"Hmm." His Majesty the Emperor did not let go of his mouth.

"I think it might be safer in half a year." Awu Road.

His Majesty the Emperor was in a hurry, but he was reluctant to let go of his mouth, biting the red cherry and shaking his head non-stop, tossing Ah Wu into a "whining" call, and slapping Chu Mao's face.

Chu Mao was relieved at this time, hugged Ah Wu and said: "How can this work, half a year has been separated for too long, and if you go in when the time comes, you will suffer another sin." ”

Ah Wu was made to lose his temper at all by Chu Mao's shamelessness. She looked down at Chu Mao's weapon that couldn't be blocked by her thick winter clothes, and said with a flattering eye: "If the emperor agrees for half a year, I can serve you today." ”

Chu Mao sat up at that time, "Use here?" Chu Mao rubbed Ah Wu's jade rabbit.

Ah Wu slapped him in the face again.

"Okay, good girl, we didn't have this condition before, but now you don't have a lot of money, in case you retract it in the future, but it won't work again, you will pity your husband, okay?" Chu Mao began to salivate with nonsense.

Ah Wu only felt that this life was resting, Chu Mao usually pretended to be a gentleman, and the people outside only said how obedient and loving the emperor was to the queen, but in fact, in private, he was a big bastard who oppressed, exploited, and did not allow people to protest.

All of Ah Wu's rebellions were directly suppressed.

A bed smelled of milk and green bamboo, and Ah Wu didn't dare to look at Mingxin's face the next day.

Mingxin took the sheets out of the room with a red face, and also told Mingshu to wash them, and never fake others.

The second embarrassing thing, Ah Wu endured it. But the next one was really unbearable.

Three months after Ah Wu gave birth, she and His Majesty the Emperor both agreed that they should use contraception, and His Majesty the Emperor was particularly active. Oh, by the way, what is it for Lang is not half a year later, this problem is because Her Royal Highness the Empress scolded the emperor for not winning, fighting the emperor for not being able to win, and the emperor was not as thick-skinned as the emperor, so he could only disarm and surrender.

The contraceptive pills that His Majesty the Emperor brought to Ah Wu, Ah Wu smelled left and right, and only felt that the smell was very familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it for a while. In fact, you can't blame Ah Wu for not recognizing it, because this ball was remade by His Majesty the Emperor in the early stage of Ah Wu's pregnancy by ordering He Nian Fang and Jiang Liangzhi to improve Jing's formula.

It's just that Her Royal Highness the Queen prides herself on being unparalleled in wisdom and memory, and she recognized it two days later, although this pill has changed a little, but on the whole it is still the same as the health pill that Zou Mingshan gave himself at the beginning.

Ah Wu couldn't help but wonder if he had been infertile for a long time, whether he had fallen for Chu Mao's way. It's just that Ah Wu really can't figure out why Chu Mao did this.

In the middle of the morning, His Majesty the Emperor came back to rub milk and drink as usual, only to hear the news of a thunderbolt on a sunny day, "You mean that Jiang Liangzhi prescribed you a medicine to return milk?" ”

Ah Wu raised his chin and said: "Where does he dare, this palace is looking for Zou Mingshan's prescription, I don't know if the Emperor of Lu Dao still remembers him, he also made a pill for this palace at the beginning, called a health pill." Bengong still remembers that when he was in Jiangnan, the pills were gone, and the emperor hadn't touched anyone for many days. ”

Ah Wu's tone made Chu Mao creepy, and the anger he had accumulated because he had no milk to drink immediately dissipated.

"Just ask, I'll be honest with everything." Chu Mao sat next to Ah Wu, "I'll rub your shoulders." Tired of playing with the second egg, right? ”

Ah Wu slapped the table, "Chu Mao, you bastard!" ”

"Hey, if you hurt your hand, I'll blow it for you." Chu Mao took Ah Wu's hand.

Li Deshun and Mingxin, who were waiting on the side, couldn't bear to see His Majesty the Emperor look like this.

"I'll tell you, second damn father, if you don't explain this matter clearly, I'll be done with you." Ah Wu hated the authentic.

Chu Mao's eyes twitched when he was called "Erdan's father", "It's really a bit inappropriate to say that Erdan's name is just a little inappropriate, it's just a matter of using it until I'm one year old, I've been flipping through books for the past few days, and I'm almost going to turn out my name." ”

"Don't take the conversation away." Ah Wu is very imposing and authentic.

Chu Mao likes all of Ah Wu's advantages and disadvantages very much, but there is only one, "too good memory" is really not a good character.

His Majesty the Empress Emperor still had to bite Ah Wu's ear and explain the truth.

"You mean, because you have to endure more than a year of pregnancy, so you drugged me behind my back?!" Ah Wu almost didn't roar through the roof of the Qianyuan Palace.

"I can't blame it. When I first married you, it was only a few days later, and it was stormy at that time, if you had three long and two short, what would I do? You see, I am pregnant now, and we are also nine deaths, how could I stand it at that time. Chu Mao said sincerely.

"Just make excuses, you are obviously extremely vicious, insatiable in desire, licking honey with a knife, indulging in wine, absurdity, indulgence in lust, inferior to beasts, lustful and intellectual, old and uncultivated, and ...... embryos"

Ah Wu scolded and panted, and after he was done, Chu Mao only said idly: "I think the words "licking honey with a knife head" and "being difficult to fill in the desire" are the best." ”

"You-" Ah Wu was angry, "then you can't fill it!" "Ah Wu is very imposing.

But someone had no introspection, Ah Wu was so angry that he lay on the bed and cried, but Chu Mao didn't say no to comfort, but instead stripped her of her to the fire, and said beautifully: "Ah Wu, the more you cry, the happier I am." ”

The author has something to say: Eh, I feel like I can't write a bun, fall.