Chapter 0001: The Goddess and the Taoist
"Teacher Hu, are the college entrance examination results out? I'll ask. Ling Xiao panted and ran up the hillside.
The hillside is full of chrysanthemums, golden, white, red, purple, and red, and the whole sea of flowers.
There are many flowers, as well as bees and butterflies.
Bees buzz, butterflies flying, busy collecting nectar.
Hu Lin is holding a digital camera and taking a picture of a colorful butterfly. She didn't seem to hear Ling Xiao's voice, and she didn't even look at Ling Xiao.
"Teacher Hu......" Ling Xiao was very anxious.
"Shh Hu Lin finally glanced back at Ling Xiao, but shushed Ling Xiao.
Ling Xiao looked at Hu Lin with blank eyes.
Hu Lin put on a posture of leaning forward with a bent waist, her fat buttocks naturally cocked, and the black miniskirt was full, and the thighs under the skirt were white and smooth. Her body exudes the air of youth, which is very seductive.
After graduating from high school, Ling Xiao was already an eighteen-year-old adult, in adolescence, with strong hormone secretion, and his mind was full of fantasies about the opposite sex. Hu Lin is also the object of his fantasy, and at this time, Hu Lin's posture makes him a little nervous.
In fact, Hu Lin is not very old, she has just turned 24 years old this year, and as soon as she graduated from university, she volunteered to come to Shennu Mountain to support the education cause in the mountainous area. She is beautiful, has a good figure, and is kind-hearted, and has long become a recognized beauty in the goddess mountain. The matchmaker who came to her house to propose marriage almost broke the threshold of her house, but she didn't agree to any of them.
Ling Xiao felt that he should not have some fantasies about his teacher, but he just couldn't help it.
The colorful butterfly suddenly flew up from a chrysanthemum and perched on Ling Xiao's shoulder uninterestingly.
Ling Xiao was about to chase it away with his hands, but Hu Lin, who was chasing the butterfly, hurriedly shouted: "Don't, don't move while standing!" ”
Ling Xiao stood still honestly.
The colorful flower butterflies also honestly perched on Ling Xiao's shoulders, motionless.
Hu Lin stood and took a picture, as if she was not satisfied with the angle of the shot, and then squatted in front of Ling Xiao, squatting and patting the flower butterfly on Ling Xiao's shoulder.
The mischievous butterfly suddenly swooped down from Ling Xiao's shoulders and perched on his pants.
Click......
Hu Lin took three photos in a row.
Because of nervousness, Ling Xiao shuddered, and the butterfly fluttered its wings and flew away.
Hu Lin stood up, a pair of beautiful eyes noticed the change in Ling Xiao, and her face also flushed, "That...... Ling Xiao, do you have anything to do with the teacher? ”
Although she is a teacher, she is not much older than Ling Xiao, Ling Xiao has such an obvious physiological reaction, it is obviously because of her, how embarrassing this kind of thing is!
"Teacher Hu, I came to ask about the results of the college entrance examination." Ling Xiao said, very embarrassed.
"It's going to be tomorrow." Hu Lin said, squinting at Ling Xiao. Ling Xiao is actually very handsome, one meter eighty-two tall, with beautiful eyebrows, Si Swenwen, looking at it feels very sunny and comfortable. As a woman, she actually likes boys like Ling Xiao very much.
"Aren't I in a hurry, Mr. Hu, I don't have a computer at home, I don't have a mobile phone, I can't find it, but I know that you must know it, so I'll ask you." Ling Xiao begged for authenticity.
Hu Lin sighed, "Okay, I can tell you in advance, but you have to be mentally prepared. ”
Ling Xiao's heart sank slightly, and he had a bad premonition in his heart.
"You are under the admission line of the three books, but the admission line of the junior college has passed, but I don't recommend you to study, first, the tuition is expensive, and second, it is not easy to find a job after graduation in the future."
Ling Xiao's heart seemed to be adorned with a stone, heavy.
"Ling Xiao, you don't have to be sad. You, a student, are diligent and studious, but your family conditions are poor, which affects your learning. I suggest you repeat the study for a year, and with your foundation, you will definitely be able to take two books, and if you are lucky, you can even take one. Hu Lin said comfortingly: "I can report your situation to the school, and let the school waive your tuition and miscellaneous fees, do you think you want it?" ”
Ling Xiao was silent.
His family conditions are not only a little poor, they are simply extremely bad. His parents died, and he lived in the house of Uncle Ling Mangui since he was in junior high school. In such an environment, how can he study with peace of mind?
"Ling Xiao, you're fine, right? Don't think about it, going to college is not the only way out in life, and you will understand later. Hu Lin was afraid that Ling Xiao wouldn't be able to think about it.
Ling Xiao smiled bitterly, "Teacher Hu, thank you, but I know my own situation very well. I used up my tuition fees for three years in high school, and all the tuition fees I used up were a legacy left to me by my parents, and now that they are used up, even if the school doesn't charge me tuition and fees, I still need money to live. In addition, I was living at my uncle's house, and my aunt let go early in the morning, saying that I would only be allowed to live in her house until I was eighteen years old, and after the age of eighteen, I would have to find a place to live on my own. ”
"Otherwise, you can come to live in the school, I can help you with your life problems." Hu Lin said.
"No, Xie Lu, thank you, Teacher Hu, see you again." Ling Xiao turned and ran down the hill.
"Hey! Ling Xiao, you're back! Lingxiao? Soaring! Hu Lin shouted.
Ling Xiao didn't look back, buried his head, and continued to run down the mountain.
Run, run, run, Ling Xiao ran down the hillside, passed through the village of the goddess, and ran to the foot of the goddess mountain, and ran along a sheep intestine path at the foot of the mountain to the goddess mountain.
Running and running, because he was so excited that he didn't notice the road under his feet at all, Ling Xiao tripped over a stone and fell down the hillside with a scream.
The hill was steep, and Ling Xiao's head hit the trunk of a dead tree as he tumbled, and he fainted.
In a daze, he felt a pair of hands pounding his chest, and then, another mouth gagged him, blowing into his mouth one by one.
Moist lips with an inexplicable taste.
"Teacher Hu Lin must have found me and was giving me artificial respiration...... In the future, I will repay Mr. Hu for everything...... If she can't find a boyfriend, I'll be her boyfriend......" In a blur, Ling Xiao's mind was a mess of thoughts.
Smack!
"Young man, Ge Laozi, wake up!"
Well? Who's calling? In a daze, Ling Xiao heard the voice of an old man.
Smack!
There was a burning pain in his cheeks, and Ling Xiao suddenly woke up. He fixed his eyes and saw an old man in a Taoist robe staring at him under the hazy moonlight.
The snapping sound just now, as well as the hot pain on his face, were obviously the products of Lao Dao's slap on him.
"Hey, boy, you're finally awake?" A smile appeared on the old way's face.
Barren mountains and mountains, old roads of unknown origin, there is no feeling of fairy wind bones. With his short stature, narrow cheeks, small triangular eyes, and a sparse goatee on his chin, he looked like an overnourished giant rat. What's even more outrageous is that his hairstyle is not the "bull nose" shaped sideburns of ordinary Taoist priests, but the large and medium wavy curls of the Dick cowboy type!
Dick cowboy type of veteran, a glance will make people feel a kind of egg pain.
Ling Xiao suddenly remembered the artificial respiration just now, and suddenly felt nauseous in his heart, covering his mouth and retching.
"Young man, when Poor Dao gave you artificial respiration just now, you were hard underneath, can you explain what's going on?" Lao Dao looked at Ling Xiao obscenely, "Your hard point is inevitably too low, right?" ”
"Wow...... "Ling Xiao couldn't hold back anymore and vomited.......
"However, your lewdness is a bit of the demeanor of the poor back then, and you are deeply liked by the poor road."
Ling Xiao was already completely messy.
"That's it, Poor Dao saw that your bones were clear, your forehead was quite full, and your eyes were bright, and Poor Dao was too lazy to give up the near and far, and then look for the destined heir, just you, you and I are destined to meet here, you are the descendant of Poor Dao." The old way chattered non-stop.
"Wait, Dao Chief, you ...... Who is it? ”
"Hey! Poor Dao Dao Xuanjizi, the head of the Divine Doctor Sect, has been alive for one hundred and fifty years. Now that the poor Dao Shouyuan is over, he is going to go to the Sanqing Patriarch to enjoy the blessings. It's not a pity that the stinky skin of the poor road is extinguished, and it will be extinguished if it is extinguished, but it is a pity that the internal force of this body of one hundred and forty-four years has been extinguished like this. That's it, it's cheap, you kid, you kowtow to the poor road three times, call the poor road a master, inherit the mantle of the poor road, carry forward the magic doctor, continue to hoe the strong and help the weak, hang the pot to help the world, and save the suffering......"
Ling Xiao was stunned when he heard this, he felt that he had met a mad Taoist priest, or a serious neurotic who had escaped from a mental hospital. Thinking like this, he began to sympathize with the old Taoist priest.
"Boy, what are you still doing? If you don't worship the poor road, the poor road will go to the west. Xuanjizi frowned.
He actually has such a stylish car as a "crane"!
Ling Xiao said secretly: "Forget it, he saved me once, even if it is a good favor, I will cooperate with him and satisfy his vanity." With a decision in his heart, he knelt down in front of Xuan Jizi, kowtowed three times in a proper manner, and said, "Master is above, disciple Ling Xiao kowtows to you!" ”
"Ha Lu haha...... Xuan Jizi laughed loudly, "Ling Xiao, Ling Xiao, you will be a closed disciple of the teacher in the future!" As a teacher, you will learn everything you have learned and teach each other! ”
"Wait, Master, I'm a closed disciple, did you have any other disciples before me?" When he asked this, Ling Xiao regretted it a little, what did he talk to a neuropath?
Xuanjizi said seriously: "Of course, there is a senior brother and a senior sister before you." Your senior sister is in the capital, your senior brother is in the United States, the name is too lazy to say, and the teacher didn't teach them anything, just a little kung fu and medical skills, but you are different, you like it when you see it, and you want to pass on the "Yellow Emperor's Outer Classics" and the Yin and Yang Ring to you. ”
Ling Xiao's feeling is very messy, this mysterious person is crazy and too layered, right?
"Okay, as a teacher, I will pass on my internal strength to you now! Close your eyes and wait a little bit. Xuan Jizi said solemnly.
Ling Xiao, "......"
Xuan Jizi suddenly reached out his hands and pressed them against Ling Xiao's chest.
Ling Xiao instinctively retreated, but he suddenly found that Xuan Jizi's palms were like magnets sucking at his body, making him unable to move. Immediately, a stream of heat passed from Xuan Jizi's palms and entered his body, flowing through his veins, muscles, and internal organs.
Ling Xiao's eyes couldn't be opened even if he wanted to, and he didn't know how much time had passed. When he came to his senses, there was no more Xuanjizi in front of him, and there was a pitch-black ring in his hand, as well as a package by his side.
He opened the package, and inside was a thread-bound book - "The Yellow Emperor's Outer Classics".
"Master!"
"Master—Master—Master—Master—Master—Father—Ah—Ah—Ah......"
The latter one is an echo.