"Heard about an extreme thing. Two days ago, in a third-tier town in the south, there was a couple. Because the man's family has no money, and the woman's family conditions are relatively superior. The woman's parents are called a strong opponent of the little couple together! Later, the woman's family saw that they couldn't be dismantled, and clamored for the boy's family to buy a house of more than one million. You don't know what to do! In the third-tier cities of the south. More than one million is also considered a mansion, and the income of the people there is low. Isn't that embarrassing? Jiang Di flipped through the Beijing Letter in his hand, and commented on the recent story in his mouth.

Zhao Fatzi was also sitting at the table in the night market, cutting out the order paper for placing orders in his hands. It is also preparing for the imminent outbreak of the sea of people. Glancing up at Jiang Di, Zhao Fatzi asked curiously, "What about the back?" Hit a mandarin duck with a stick? ”

Jiang Di shook his head with a wry smile: "What? If you beat the mandarin ducks, you will not be eligible to be in the newspaper, and now there are more things that are divided and combined in recent years, and there are more unfair things. If ordinary things could be in the newspaper, I read that the letter newspaper would go out of business sooner or later! ”

"Oh? Then you hurry up! I'm still listening! Zhao Fatzi urged anxiously.

Then the girl made the young man smitten and smitten. After the last time, there was no way, the two made an appointment to commit suicide and martyrdom, first got two packets of rat medicine and stewed a fish in the pot, and after eating, the two waited for a long time! The two of them later summed up, come on, you give me a knife, I'll give you a knife. Let's stab each other to death on the Huangquan Road to get married! Jiang Di spat and splashed, spitting lotus flowers and making bucket knife gestures in his hands.

Kong Zhen helped Sun Daneng, the cold dish master, to make cold dishes and spicy hot dishes at this time, tilted his head and asked curiously, "Both of them are dead?" ”

Jiang Di shook his head: "The woman killed the man with a knife at that time, but the man was stabbed in the stomach and didn't die." That guy is also domineering, just turn on the gas and want to smoke himself to death! But then I woke up again......"

"This is also a fortune teller, it's the best! What happened? Zhao Fatzi asked curiously.

Li Xiaoteng stood beside the Xiang brothers, holding a grate of scallops and oysters in his hands. It is being prepared to be roasted on the stove. Tilting his head, he muttered, "What else?" It must have been sentenced. The lightest sentence is also a prison sentence! ”

Jiang Di frowned and said depressedly: "Brother Teng, that girl is voluntary!" How can it be so severe? The law is merciless, and people are merciful, so I don't believe that judges can sentence harshly! ”

"If it is really sentenced to imprisonment, it is already extrajudicial circumstances. Was it a sin of intentional homicide in the first place! Murderers don't come to kill and cut people for no reason. Who doesn't have a belly of grievances, and who can kill people if they don't have great hatred? Li Xiaoteng pursed the corners of his lips, sighed and said: "Do you think that white clothes come and go like snow, and there is really such a thing as killing people without seeing blood and leaving a name for thousands of miles!" That's all the imagination of the literati! ”

When the moonlight shines on the earth. When the stars in the sky began to throw their eyes at the people on the earth. Li Xiaoteng and the other brothers began to be busy, and they couldn't wait to have eight arms. Of course, if you can conjure up a shadow clone, you can't ask for it!

"Waiter, twelve oysters, twelve scallops. Kebab 20 ...... Forget it, let's have oysters and scallops! A young man with strange red hair turned to his companion and said, "Go buy lamb skewers from the beautiful woman opposite!" The lamb skewers over there are delicious, and when I think about it, I feel like I have a feather scratching it. All the organs are itchy! ”

A short-haired girl next to the young man stared. With a jealous face, he muttered: "You don't look at other people's girls and go to him to buy meat skewers!" If you really dare to do this, I'll bite your bird off for you at night! The blue butterfly tattoo on the girl's neck was faintly ruddy because of the vinegar that turned blue.

This kind of thing is repeated at almost all the tables. The guests ordered some oysters and scallops. Then order a bunch of barbecue from Cui Xiaoyan's stall and eat it violently. Of course, the diners sitting on Cui Xiaoyan's side. I also bought a lot of charcoal-grilled oysters and scallops here to chop the neck!

Li Xiaoteng was pointing to the boss to grill oysters, and the fragrance spread along the charcoal fire. A tempting aroma of fresh fragrance comes out of the Buddha's face. The compound fragrance of the sauce and the dry aroma of the garlic being roasted and dried all tempt people's appetites!

At this time, there was suddenly a middle-aged man who looked to be in his forties and held a box of Liqun, the kind of thirteen yuan, in his hand. He asked Li Xiaoteng amiably, "Hello." Are you the boss here? ”

Li Xiaoteng looked at the middle-aged man curiously, nodded and said, "Yes!" I'm the boss, is there anything you can do? The middle-aged man grabbed Li Xiaoteng's hand, shook it up and down twice, and said gratefully: "Yesterday I came out with cold dishes, bought ten oysters from you, and brought them home to eat with my mother-in-law." I ate four or five. Who knows that the dragon spirit and tiger are fierce at night! Thank you so much, I suddenly feel like I've found a second spring! Even my mother-in-law was shocked! ”

Xiang Boss frowned on the side and listened to the middle-aged man talking about Li Xiaoteng, and looked down at the oysters being barbecued in his hand in some surprise, feeling very surprised in his heart! I never thought this thing would have such an awesome effect! ”

Jiang Di was ordering food for others on the side, listening to middle-aged people praising the benefits of oysters. Suddenly laughing like a sunflower, he showed a look of envy and asked loudly: "Big brother, how long have you been fierce as a dragon spirit tiger?" Sunning, sunbathing......"

The middle-aged man smiled at Jiang Di with a flushed face, stretched out a finger and nodded triumphantly.

"Damn, big brother? Do you eat our oysters better than American blue pills? An hour? Big brother is mighty! Jiang Di shouted loudly, for fear that in the noisy environment, the diners would not be able to hear the sound of his chat with the middle-aged man.

Li Xiaoteng showed a surprised expression on his face, looked down at the oysters with an attractive aroma on the oven, and muttered to himself: "It won't be so awesome!" What kind of barbecue is this thing so fierce, wouldn't it be better to make it into a golden gun and sell it for money? ”

When Li Xiaoteng was surprised, he saw that the middle-aged man's face darkened slightly. He shook his head at Jiang Di and said, "How can there be an hour, and that won't be a monster?" Ten minutes, I looked at my watch, a full ten minutes! ”

Many people heard this, Jiang Di, Kong Zhen, and the Xiang brothers. Li Xiaoteng was still fantasizing about making oysters into big balls and selling them directly, but he never thought that he would be so surprised, so he tilted his head and wiped his sweat. He smiled and said, "Then you eat more today, eat ten!" Maybe it will last for half an hour! ”

The middle-aged man squinted his eyes and cast a grateful look at Li Xiaoteng. sighed and said, "My old waist can't last for half an hour." After speaking, the middle-aged man turned around and bought some oysters, and left with the bag. After this little episode, the sales of oysters were actually pushed to a sales peak.

Li Xiaoteng was just about to turn around and look at the brothers doing charcoal roasting, when he heard a flirtatious female voice behind him, and said in a rough voice with a choosing voice: "Brother Teng, I also have ten oysters, can you last for an hour?" ”

Li Xiaoteng looked back strangely. A professional attire, a white lace shirt, and a short black skirt that covers the hips. A pair of high-root shoes lined a pair of slender snow-white legs with indescribable charm. Out of the corner of Li Xiaoteng's eye, he saw several animals looking at him with envy, jealousy, and hatred. What's more, they are wiping their saliva. I don't know if Lu Dao wants to eat oysters, or if he wants to eat Tong Lanjun, a bewitching woman!

"How many oysters you eat depends on how long I can reduce my holdings! The scallops are yours, and the oysters are mine! Li Xiaoteng glanced at Tong Lanjun and smiled playfully and casually.

Tong Lanjun casually pulled a white plastic stool, sat on the stool, and knocked Erlang's leg, just to cover up the looming mystery. Squinted his eyes and said, "Then you eat more ...... today"

Kong Zhen had just finished delivering cold dishes to others, and coincidentally passed by Li Xiaoteng and Tong Lanjun. Kong Zhen frowned and said, "Brother Teng, you don't plan to retreat early today!" I don't take you like this! Leave the brothers and live happily on their own, what are we going to do...... Envy a man with a girl! ”

Tong Lanjun's face was suddenly dyed as a joke-like Huaxia red. Slightly staring at his career line, he looks shy! Li Xiaoteng hurriedly waved his hand at Kong Zhen and said, "Go...... We're kidding, don't mix up topics that are inappropriate for children! ”

Kong Zhen had a hint of an expression on his face that all men understood, and he walked away. Tong Lanjun looked up at Li Xiaoteng at this time, and shot a fiery hot gaze into the eyes of the man he loved. Tong Lanjun was speechless for a moment.

In this day and age, it doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman. Most of them have undergone a lot of adult education, and the popularity of the Internet includes the pornography industry chain in Europe, America and the surrounding Japanese countries. Let the sons and daughters of China after the reform and opening up also be bombarded with adult information.

The kind of thing that Tong Lanjun did to Li Xiaoteng with his mouth last time was actually the first time Tong Lanjun did it. It stands to reason that Tong Lanjun can't do that kind of embarrassing thing that makes him blush when he thinks about it. But after Tong Lanjun saw Li Xiaoteng's eyes, she felt as if she had lost her soul. I always have an impulse to dedicate myself wholeheartedly.

Tong Lanjun suddenly remembered a word that has been popular on the Internet recently: three-way ......

Li Xiaoteng looked at Tong Lanjun and found that Tong Lanjun seemed to be distracted and didn't know what to think, his face became more and more ruddy, looking like a ruddy big apple. People can't help but want to take a bite of Tong Lanjun's face.

At this time, Bai Rong, who was sitting in the corner, frowned and looked at Li Xiaoteng from a distance, and said to himself: "Just this kid? It looks very ordinary.,Is there anything outstanding about being a person in the circle? ”

A young man in his early thirties next to him shook his head helplessly and said with a smile: "I don't know what to do, the eldest brother said: A gentleman thinks of virtue as a gentleman." The villain thinks he is hungry. For Li Xiaoteng, he still has to observe and observe! (To be continued.) For mobile phone users, please read it on m.biquge.info. )

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