When Li Er got up in the morning, he shouted to his wife Zhang Fengxian: "Old woman, come and see, the three grasshoppers that Huang Dakuo gave me in the autumn, this big one, why is there one leg missing?" Did you eat it secretly? These three treasures, but I want to drink wine on the night of the thirtieth night of the Chinese New Year's Eve. ”

Zhang Fengxian came over to take a look, pointed to the three green-headed grasshoppers that Li Er pickled in the porcelain bowl, and said, "You pickled it yourself, I didn't interfere." Is it that when Huang Dakuo was arrested, he was missing a leg? Either way, it's not my fault. ”

"Last time I asked you to turn them over, how many legs did you see? Did you get its leg off, and for fear of my criticism, you stole it and threw it away for me? It doesn't matter if you admit it, I won't criticize you, who doesn't make some mistakes. ”

Zhang Fengxian knew that Li Er was inducing a confession, so he didn't fall for him at all, and recklessly admitted that he didn't know how many days to scold.

In order to get to the bottom of the matter, Li Er called Huang Dakuo and told him: "Come over quickly and help solve the case." ”

Huang Dakuo looked at his watch, it was less than seven o'clock. I thought: Li Er's house must have been stolen at night, listening to his tone, the things he lost must be worth a lot of money. I've got to go over and have a look and help him find something. This master's business, you can do it quickly, and there will be more places to use him in the future.

"Do you want to call the police?" Huang Dakuo asked.

Li Er replied solemnly: "Let's talk about it when you come, let's discuss it now." I really can't find it, and there is a possibility that I will call the police. ”

Huang Dakuo's face didn't bother to wash, his beard didn't bother to shave, and he didn't eat food. drove the car, rushed to Li Er's house as fast as possible, and asked anxiously: "Aren't there a lot of things lost?" ”

Li Er gestured with his fingers.

Huang Dakuo thought in his heart: "One hundred million." That's a lot of money. ”

Zhang Fengxian took the porcelain bowl of Li Er's pickled grasshopper, asked Huang Dakuo to look at it, and asked, "When you sent these three treasures, was it the big one in the middle?" Missing a leg earlier? ”

"Just for a grasshopper leg?" Huang Dakuo was deflated all of a sudden, and said with a big grin: "A grasshopper leg, even if this grasshopper leg is golden, it is not worth a few dollars." I was shocked, I thought there was something shocking in your family. It turned out that there was a grasshopper leg missing! My Second Master Li, please, is it okay to be less surprised in the future? ”

Li Er pulled his face and said coldly: "It's not good." I like to do that, you know, a grasshopper. If it's missing a leg, it's an incomplete grasshopper. When the superior leader comes, you are holding a grasshopper with a leg missing, what will the leader think, will he consider that it is me Li Er, who deliberately lost a leg for the leader? Yes? No! It's not that the leader has lost a leg, but he is holding a grasshopper with one leg missing to entertain the leader, is it making the leader feel that he is deliberately making the leader ugly? Is it a great disrespect to the leadership?"

Huang Dakuo swallowed a mouthful of saliva and clicked his mouth. Asked: "Second Master Li, what important leader, who does not go home for the New Year in the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, waiting to eat your invitation?" ”

"The big leader of the village. My immediate boss, my cousin, and the wife of the donkey, Wufeng. ”

When Huang Dakuo heard what Li Er said, the big leader turned out to be Lao Yu and Wufeng. The nerves that had been tense for a long time suddenly relaxed, waved his hand and said, "Okay." Okay. At noon, I will invite you to dinner in the seafood restaurant, can I accompany you with two catties of good grasshoppers? In a few minutes, I have to sign a contract with someone, whether you have something to do, please ask the leader, or break the case of a grasshopper missing a leg, we will handle it at noon, the seafood building is waiting, I will wait for you at eleven o'clock. ”

Huang Dakuo left in a hurry.

Li Er said quite unhappily: "He just doesn't care about such a big thing." I haven't asked him yet, is the missing grasshopper leg not there in the first place, or was it lost at my house? You have to figure it out. ”

Zhang Fengxian knew that the wine Li Er drank last night was still working, so he coaxed him: "Don't worry, Huang Dakuo knows the seriousness of the matter, and will definitely actively assist you in solving the case, rest assured, there will be grasshopper legs, and there will be bread." You go back to sleep first, and then I'll wake you up to eat and say, what do you want to eat? ”

Li Er lay on the bed and said in a daze: "I want to eat and be beaten." Before Zhang Fengxian could react to what he said, he heard Li Er open his snoring.

Li Er finally got up, and before he brushed his teeth, Zhang Bao came with a bitter face. Li Eryi looked at it, was happy, and teased: "Zhang Bao, Zhang Bao, I, a mediator, dare to love for your family?" Earlier, your wife came to me crying, but now it's you, I said you two, can you have a little talent?"

Zhang Bao cried and said with a sad face: "My wife fell out with me. ”

"Got a fallout? Impossible, wasn't your new wife crying and shouting for you at that time? Why don't you say that if you don't do it, you won't do it, child's play is general, isn't this fucking nonsense? Where is she? I went to clean her up, it was too much to take the village cadres as improper leaders, and this is worth it! ”

Zhang Bao said with a crying voice: "I went to the city to be a nanny for others." The door to the house was also locked, and I couldn't get in, so I spent the night in the carport of the three jumpers. I haven't eaten yet. ”

Li Er had no choice but to say: "Eat one piece!" There are fritters and bean juice, and the tube is full. ”

Li Er looked at Zhang Bao's gobbling up and asked, "How many meals have you not eaten?" Look at you so hungry. Your new wife, doesn't she love you a lot? It's only been a few days, and you've been like this. What are your plans for the future? It's still a long way from death. You have to have a long-term plan. It's up to you to mix up one day at a time, and you have to get by. Learn from your Dololo trumpeter. ”

Zhang Bao was full and burped. asked Li Er: "You got me out of breath, when, get me back?" She's my wife, and apart from being out of breath and having a bit of tuberculosis, she's still very good in other aspects. ”

Li Er asked, "What did you say just now?" I didn't breathe for you? Why don't you say I'm your father? Do you want to cheat? Get out of here! If you have something to do in the village to solve it, if you have anything to say, go to the village committee and talk to it. At the beginning, it was you who were rare in this half of the city, and people couldn't breathe and begged, so they almost knelt down for you, and you just touched the south wall and didn't look back. I almost hanged myself when I couldn't breathe. It's me Li Er, so I persuaded and persuaded him, and I didn't die if I couldn't breathe. ruthlessly broke up with you. Do you have a conscience? Not at all. I'm in a diaper, and now I'm feeling cold, so I'll tell you Zhang Bao. It's too late. ”

Li Er was afraid that Zhang Bao would be entangled with him, so he had an idea, pointed to the door and said, "Don't hurry up and find it, I heard that she went on a blind date today." If you're late, you can't blame me for not reminding you. ”

When Zhang Bao heard that his wife couldn't breathe for today's blind date, he jumped up and down in a hurry, and slapped his knees with both hands and shouted: "My mother, Li Er, Li Er, you are a king and a lamb." Why didn't you say it earlier? ”

Li Er shouted at Zhang Fengxian: "Wife, someone is spreading wild in our house and scolding me for being a king and eight lambs, what do you think should be done?" Isn't it time to make a move? He sang loudly: "Wow, when it's time to shoot, wow, knock Zhang Bao's head in a hurry!" ”

Li Er pointed to Zhang Bao's head and told his wife to do it.

What does Zhang Bao do? When he scolded Li Er just now, he was already prepared in his heart. Zhang Fengxian hadn't done it yet, he had already run away. came a typical single, not suffering immediate losses.

Zhang Bao was reminded by Li Er, and ran to the house in a panic. This is also his original home. As soon as I entered the door, I was found out of breath. asked coldly: "Whose father-in-law is this?" What kind of business trip do you have when you come to your aunt's house? ”

"I heard Li Er's eight lambs say that you are on a blind date today, so I came over to take a look. Give you a staff officer, you must not fall for outsiders. Zhang Bao accosted and said.

I couldn't breathe and laughed heartily, and as time passed, I couldn't breathe and laughed more and more gloomy. The laughter became more and more ugly, and she laughed to the end, and the laughter was worse than the night owl crying. It scared Zhang Bao so much that he trembled. There was a burst of hair in my heart.

"I'm going to kill you!" With a howl, he couldn't breathe, brandished a kitchen knife in his hand, and rushed towards Zhang Bao.

Zhang Bao saw that the situation was not good, so he ran away.

Li Erchao couldn't breathe and shouted: "You must not throw the kitchen knife over, it will cut Zhang Bao's hind legs." ”

I couldn't breathe, I didn't know if I didn't understand Li Er's words, or I was so angry that I really threw the kitchen knife over, and the kitchen knife happened to be cut on Zhang Bao's hind leg, but fortunately, the back of the knife was cut on the leg. Zhang Baocai escaped.

Zhang Bao scolded Li Er in his mouth: "It's not a thing!" He was afraid that my wife would forget, and reminded her to throw a kitchen knife and cut me! Wait for my chance, I have to take revenge! ”

Zhang Bao ran ahead, looking for a chance to look back, and was scared to pee his pants.

It turned out to be behind his head. There was a big black dog with red eyes, grinning and fangs, chasing Zhang Bao, seeing that the mad dog was less than three steps away from Zhang Bao, it happened that Zhang Bao ran to the door of the seafood building, he saw that the door of the seafood building was open, so he went in sideways. Needless to say, the mad dog also followed and scurried into the seafood restaurant. As soon as Zhang Bao entered the door, he howled heartbreakingly: "Hide quickly, the mad dog is coming!" ”

The people in the seafood restaurant are busy with their own stalls. Xiaohong and Widow Sun are choosing vegetables, Huge is killing Wang Ba, and Gou Youdao is chopping ribs. Xiao Taohong was upstairs, talking to her sister-in-law Liu Xueyin. Everyone heard Zhang Bao's howl without a voice, and knew that it was broken, Xiaohong and Widow Sun had fast legs, and the two of them ran upstairs. Fleeing into Little Pink's bedroom upstairs, he looked out to see if the mad dog had really come in.

The two of them, one with a kitchen knife in their hands, were held high above their heads. The four eyes were wide, staring closely at the big black dog scurrying around in the living room, ready to stab it!

At this time, Zhang Bao took advantage of the big black dog scurrying around, and hurriedly hid in the small private room. Shut the door with a table and chair. Seeing through the glass that the big black dog didn't come to gnaw on the door, I was relieved. Take the time to wipe the cold sweat off your face. Suddenly, I felt cold in my crotch, and when I reached out and touched it, I knew that I was diapering.

Huge and Gou Youdao retreated into the kitchen, leaving a slight gap in the kitchen door. Look out at the living room. Huge asked Zhang Bao in the air: "Zhang Bao, you bastard, you dog father led your dog father to the seafood restaurant, do you want to make the seafood restaurant yellow?" Hurry up and get your dog daddy back, dog guests are not welcome in the seafood restaurant. ”

Zhang Bao scolded back: "Huge Wang Ba, you Wang Ba Lamb, do you want to slander people?" This dog is not my father, it is your dog grandfather. Your grandfather wandered the streets and bit people when he saw them. It must have been mad rabies. I ran down the street, and it chased me and bit me, and if I told your grandfather to bite it, you would have to pay for it, you know? This is at the seafood restaurant! ”

Little Peach shouted: "Brother, you came out and chased the mad dog quickly, if it bites someone in the seafood restaurant, I will be responsible." ”

Liu Xueyin heard that Xiao Taohong wanted her man to come out to pick up the dog, and hurriedly stopped: "Huge." Don't come out. I saw clearly just now that this is a mad dog, and it is not a joke to bite it. ”

Widow Sun said, "Huge, don't you know martial arts?" It's time for you to show your strengths, show us your hand, besides, you are unfortunately injured, you have a pharmacy at home, what are you afraid of? Bandaging to see a doctor. You have that condition. ”

Liu Xueyin said: "Huge, don't listen to Widow Sun's nonsense." Our martial arts are to strengthen our bodies, protect ourselves, and practice kung fu, but not to deal with that mad dog. ”

Xiao Taohong saw that her sister-in-law didn't let his brother come out, so she couldn't say anything. She asked Zhang Bao to bring the mad dog back.

Zhang Bao was already frightened at this time, where did he dare to come out to chase the dog? I don't even dare to show my head out of the small private room. Xiaohong came up with an idea: "Boss, didn't Li Er say that he didn't have a head that he couldn't shave?" What's more, he eats and drinks in the seafood restaurant every day. Never pay for food. I asked him to help the seafood restaurant. You can't eat for nothing, can you? Besides, he has the ability. Raise soldiers for a thousand days, and use them for a while. ”

Liu Xueyin also agreed with Xiaohong's idea very much, and said: "Li Er is resourceful on weekdays. At the critical moment, it is time to make a difference, and the time has come for the party and the people to test him! Call him now! ”

Xiao Taohong hesitated and said: "He is resourceful and deals with people." Not against dogs. In case he screams that the dog bites, how can I explain to Zhang Fengxian? ”

"I'll give him a tetanus shot, don't worry. I'm a doctor, and I've taken care of the medical treatment. As long as Li Er dares to come. Liu Xueyin said excitedly.

Helpless, Xiao Taohong called Li Er and roughly told Zhang Bao about the mad dog.

Li Er asked in surprise: "You can see clearly, is it a pure black dog?" Don't have any hair on your body? ”

Little Peach said: "I can see clearly, it's a pure black dog." Just now Zhang Bao also said that it was a big black dog. ”

Li Er instructed Xiao Taohong, don't move, close the door, and save it from biting people. I'm going to go over and catch it, good boy, now I'm going to get rich. ”

Li Er was playing chess with the leather donkey in the Pijia chicken shop, and when he heard Xiao Taohong say this, the two of them looked at each other. At the same time, he burst out laughing. Sister Lin fell from the sky, picked up a big dog for nothing, and it was still a pure black dog, everyone knows, there are pure black dogs, but there are very few, it was originally a good medicine, a big tonic medicine! The man ate black dog meat, especially the broth that boiled the black dog, which was a great supplement. Eating a black dog with good wine, a high degree of liquor, its medicinal value is no less than eating ginseng!

Li Er thought so. Hurriedly called the donkey, and the two of them hurriedly ran to the street, found Li Si, who killed the pig, and pulled him towards the seafood restaurant.

Li Si pushed open the door and saw that there was really a big black dog wandering around the living room of the seafood building. Grinning.

Widow Sun shouted: "Li Si, be careful, don't let the mad dog bite you." ”

Liu Xueyin shouted upstairs: "Widow Sun, shut your wife's mouth!" Li Si, who has been killing pigs for many years, has never heard of a pig biting once. He's not stupid and bold with those two poles, and he still uses you to worry about others! ”

Widow Sun listened to Liu Xueyin's counts and stopped squeaking.

Li Si walked straight to the big black dog, looked at the big black dog's eyes viciously, it didn't take much effort, and in less than a minute, the big black dog, which was almost crazy, drooped his head, trembled all over, peed a bubble of urine, whimpered and whispered, and didn't dare to move.

Li Si asked Li Er to bring the rope, tied the big black dog, and pulled it away.

Li Si told Xiao Taohong that this dog had been wandering around here for several days, and it was a wild dog running outside. He caught it several times, and told it to slip away. This dog has a problem, on the street, whoever runs it will chase whom, especially children, and the elderly, it is the happiest. If you're not careful, you have to let it bite!

When Zhang Bao came out of the small private room, Xiaohong saw that his pants were wet and asked him what was wrong? He said embarrassedly: "Isn't this a dog scared?" Sweat on the body. ”

Xiaohong pursed her lips and smiled, and sent him out of the seafood restaurant. (To be continued......)