Bailu Yaju, the name is not atmospheric, but it is the most upscale restaurant in the border city. It is located between the city hall and the post house. Occupy a whole block, there are no storefronts along the street on the left and right, all green bricks and green tiles, pine and cypress inside, a carved beam painting building in front, the magnificent three-storey Zhu Building, dignitaries and nobles, elegant and wealthy gentry, Ren Xia from all over the country, rich businessmen are endless. The small bridge inside the flowing water, the rockery pavilion Xie, but also seems quiet and tortuous, the outer circle of wings, elegant and clean, has always been liked by the literati. Behind it is a large hall, where banquets are held for the heads of the city, tribes, and guilds, which is not widely known. Lu Wei stood in front of the main hall to greet Su Wen and his party.

The banquet place was so extravagant that the locals of the Yellow River were stunned, and even Su Wenqing, who had always been calm, seemed a little restrained. Su Mei has always had a big heart, and she is still the usual one.

Su Wen looked left and right, but he didn't feel strange. The school cafeteria is much bigger than that, not to mention the various luxury hotels. If you compare it with the private room alone, Su Wen thinks about it: Well, there is no way to compare this, I have never been to the ultra-luxury box at all.

Lu Wei was very enthusiastic, exchanged a few words of greeting, and let everyone into the hall. The hall is antique, there is a passage in the middle, and the innermost is the case of the master Zhang. Above the passage hangs several long-term oil lamps as a representative, the lamps are like luxuriant small trees, there are nine lamps supported on the branches, the lamps are scattered, the branches are decorated with flowers and birds, the forms are different, and the fun is full of fun. To the left and right of the passage, two rows of vermilion tables are placed opposite each other.

Song Qing did not sit on the chairman, but sat on the first desk on the left, next to Jiang Yun, who wanted to recover from his injuries well, but he was lying on a soft collapse but withdrew the case, obviously not going to eat. The next one is Lu Wei. The female archer and the wounded young man were also seated, facing each other. Su Wen did the same, followed everyone to greet each other, and sat down at the table, Fang Wenqing faced Song Gongzi, and Su Mei faced Jiang Yun. Su Wen sat at the end, facing the female archer. There was a lot of enthusiasm between the guests of honor.

Song Qing was worried that everyone was restrained, and greeted: "Everyone is friends of life and death, ignore those red tapes." This is our thanksgiving banquet, and it is also a gathering of our friends, so I won't say more, first celebrate this victory over the demon beast, come on, let's have a drink together. ”

After drinking a glass of wine, Su Wen found that this wine tasted good, and the sweet alcohol content was not high, and guessed that there was probably no popular distilled spirit here. Since you have come to this world, you must learn to follow the local customs, and besides, the problem of eating is a top priority, and you urgently need to find a job.

He picked up a glass of wine and stood up and said: "It is said that I rely on my parents at home and my friends when I go out. ”

Originally, Su Wenqing was supposed to speak, but he knew that Su Wenwen didn't understand anything, so he didn't care, so he took a drink, sat back, and waited for the other party to speak next.

Jiang Yun lost a lot of blood, his face was white and terrifying, he leaned on the soft couch, and the female archer carried the wine on his behalf. said with a smile: "The concubine is Princess Xiangyang, and she has been dancing with guns and sticks since she was a child. He has killed some tigers, leopards and wolves, and has also been in the army for a few years. Over the years, my brother invited me to teach the Song and Qing Dynasty martial arts and military formations. This is the first time I've gone out to kill demons.... People, don't accept the old, can't do it, hunt geese every day, but last night was pecked by geese..... Thanks to your bravery, you saved me and waited. I was even more fortunate to see the big drama of fighting monsters with empty hands. I'm the one who likes to get acquainted with heroes and heroes, and I can't drink alcohol if I'm injured today, and my sisters will do it for me, I will give everyone a drink, and when I'm injured, I will not get drunk and return with the ranks. ”

The big guys didn't have any shelves, and the others also toasted one after another according to the order of their seats, and the atmosphere gradually became warmer.

Although they only got along for two days and one night, everyone at the banquet got along like milk. It saves a lot of etiquette, and it is impossible to see the difference between high and low. I don't know how many rounds of wine have passed, the Yellow River pulled Lu Wei to see the horse walking lance, Su Mei ran to talk to Jiang Yun who was lying on the soft collapse and taught the neon dress pastel, although Jiang Yun was injured, he was in a good mood, and people sent a big bag of pastels and clothes to Su Mei. The guest of honor and the guest of honor got along well. The main reason is that people's thoughts at the moment of battle are relatively pure, and the two sides cooperate tacitly on the battlefield, help each other, and feel that each other can be trusted.

Su Wen doesn't drink often, and he is not good at dealing with the scene of the banquet, so he sits and eats and drinks, wondering in his heart: It is said that interpersonal relationships are complicated and difficult to understand, why is it so simple here? Is it because the folk customs here are simple? But I never thought that everyone here had already lived and died together.

During the banquet, Song Qingdao said: "This wine and meat are in full swing, how can there be less singing and dancing." Rank and see how the color of my Song Kingdom compares to the border city?"

Immediately, there was a sound of kites, and several graceful women rushed in. Light clothes and tulle, all beautiful and abnormal, dancing gracefully with the sound of silk and bamboo, several people have uniform movements, beautiful and elegant dancing, obviously they are all thousands of choices, long-trained singers.

Su Wen had never seen this scene before, and stared at these graceful dancing girls in amazement and thought: Do I look at it? or do I look at it? Well, the scale of this dress... The allure of this action... It's even more immoral than those girl groups, is it really suitable in public? Look at the outer veil, elegant, light, transparent, is there a petrochemical industry here? It's not logical. It's worth looking into. I almost called the young lady to come over and let me touch it, uh.... Clothes. Reminiscent of Chinese silk, as well as the legendary dirty Tang Dynasty stinky man, it must be that the living environment here is harsh, and the population is as withered as the late Qin and Sui dynasties, and it is normal for men and women to be more open.

After watching it for a while, I changed the tune, the meaning of Jin Ge Iron Horse came, and the singers also changed, and a set of hearty boxing dances will come out, the movements are fast and elegant, and occasionally they shout in unison, which is terrifying. Suddenly, a few people entered the flower and imitated the movement of the military formation like a butterfly, and the people who watched were dazzled.

Su Wen looked carefully, made a professional mistake, and said in his heart: This young lady, your high kicking action is not very formal. Move slower, let me see clearly, and I'll help you correct the movement later. There is also this back swing leg, the beauty is beautiful enough, but unfortunately the strength is not enough, the lower plate is frivolous, how can you exert force? Is there anyone to help take a steel pipe to the young lady's door. Find a focus point and slowly experience the skin when you exert force.... Muscle morphology and movement.....

It is no wonder that people who are in pain indulge in wine, and wine does anesthetize the body and mind. Su Wen almost forgot the painful experience of these two days, and gradually reveled in singing and dancing.

After a while, the dancers stopped performing, and several young men entered to dance the sword. The young man's eyes are bright and bright, his lips are red and pink, and he is charming and enchanting. The swordsmanship is superb, and the dance is like a dragon playing in the water. Everyone sang to the beat, and the hall was lively.

As soon as these beautiful men came on the field, Su Wen was unhappy, and from time to time the picture of the tip of the awl on the crooked beautiful man's chin popped up in his mind, thinking to himself, this will definitely cause extreme comfort.

These men who practice fighting, middle-aged greasy men with big bellies and weak chicken men with thin legs and feet, I don't know why, they generally don't have a good impression of the beautiful men and little fresh meat at the forefront of fashion. Even some people have good muscles and can even practice a few punches and kicks. But once you see the white and greasy awl faces of the little fresh meat, you can't make a few more plausible blows. It's as if his fighting career, which he has worked hard for many years, has been desecrated, and he feels uncomfortable.

Su Wen, who has practiced martial arts for more than ten years and has won many youth fighting championships, can be regarded as this kind of person.

This is Su Wen's prejudice, after all, it is difficult to reconcile, and everyone has different orientations, from the Spring and Autumn Period to the Qing Dynasty in ancient China, there was quite a market for beautiful men. It was once described in "Qing Pi Banknotes": its eyebrows are beautiful, and its skin color is white, but it has a unique skill. Cover children are bought from other parties, and Suzhou, Hangzhou, Anhui and Hubei are the most. Choose the right facial features, so that they can learn to speak, walk, and see. Morningside noodles with light gravy, egg whites, soup, and pure. At night, the medicine is applied all over the body, but the hands and feet are not applied, and the cloud vents the fire poison. After three or four months, Wan is as good as a virgin. Looking back, all kinds of charms are born, but the appearance of the beauty, the voice of the voice, the blessing is different, each according to its similar people. It takes a lot of effort to cosmet, study, and it is not easy to be a profession.

At this time, there was a little fresh meat, dancing with a sword, and walked to the front of Su Mei's stage.

Su Wen threw a murderous look at this little fresh meat. Coincidentally, a graceful beauty came over, and she was raising a pair of tender phoenix eyes to look at Su Wen, just as she happened to bump into Su Wen's murderous aura, the beauty was frightened, and she said a blessing to Su Wen empathetically and retreated.

Su Wen saw that the beauty was abrupt, and he couldn't cry or laugh, and was about to say to her: "Little sister, can I say that this is a misunderstanding?"

There really is a straight man in the hall. Huang He saw a hot beauty coming over, and Xue Suwen glanced at the beauty, and the beauty really retreated. I was still worried in my heart: If I can't hold on to it, if I make a fool of myself, it will affect my image too much! The Yellow River secretly touched his nose, and there was no nosebleed. finally maintained the image of a hero, how can a hero be trapped in the love of his children? It's a pity that I didn't read the Yellow River thoroughly enough, and I don't know that the last sentence of the children's love is that the hero is short of breath, otherwise he will regret his death.

Fang Wenqing is determined to enter the office, and he is not a stranger to aristocratic etiquette, and Su Mei also copes with it decently. Mei Ji was on the side to help pour the wine. It is indeed in line with the artistic conception.

A beautiful man turned out of the back hall and sat down next to Song Gongzi on the same stage. This life is very beautiful, beardless on the face, and is a top flower man. This man is not inhibited, and pours himself a glass of wine. stood up, her tone was as feminine as a woman, and she raised her glass to everyone: "Liu Han in Xia has been reading Langjun for Song Gongzi since he was a child, and his father is the prime minister of the dynasty. I also said where did the distinguished guests come from today, but it turned out to be the three famous knights of the border city Bailu Academy: Fang Daxia, who is known for his guns and arrows, and his full name of both civil and military. I heard that he will be a hammer hero who will be in charge of the border city gods in the future. There are also two immortal masters in the border city, who is known as the highest Dao law in the entire continent, and the famous one-shot soul --- Su Immortal Gu. I have admired the names of all the knights for a long time, and I will first toast you to a glass. ”

After speaking, I saluted everyone and drank a glass of wine.

Su Wen didn't like this person, and he didn't hear what he said when he was far away. Seeing someone toasting, he took a sip of the wine glass and dried it. The people who came with them were stunned, and when they saw that Su Wen had drunk it, they reluctantly drank it.

Fang Wenqing stood up and said, "Thank you Liu Gongzi, I live in a remote place, and I will never be famous." The land of the Song Dynasty is vast, and there are many capable people, how dare we compete with the sun and the moon. When they met for the first time, Fang gave Liu Gongzi a drink. ”

After the two of them finished drinking, they raised their glasses and said to Song Qing and the others: "It's getting late today, don't dare to bother, and we'll talk about wine when we meet in the future." ”

Su Mei didn't speak, and was thinking angrily: The old lady doesn't know you, why are you messing with the old lady? You rotten ass little white face, the old lady beats you and scatters your soul is still easy and freehand. Hi...... Forget it, it's not that you invite you to drink, and I don't care about you. Fang Wenqing was right, and walked away.

But the Yellow River can't hold its breath. stood up and said, "This son, this soul is not my senior sister's nickname. This is a good person who makes fun of my sister -- laughing at her fainting after a fairy spell. In fact, my senior sister has made great progress recently, and she sent out two immortal arts yesterday. Please don't listen to the rumors, let alone talk to my senior sister in person, she will be angry. After speaking, he stood up and said: "My senior brother is indeed a master of both guns and arrows, both civil and military. I haven't got this hammer yet, and Mr. Shuyuan said that he would wait until I graduated and joined the Chengfu Army as the Shenwei General before he could give me a divine soldier. I haven't figured out yet, whether to brave the rivers and lakes first or join the city army, now I can't be the word Hammer Hero, just call me Hammer.

Fang Wenqing and Su Mei were almost not angry by the Yellow River Qi. People are bullying people, what kind of family do you talk to people?

Su Wen saw that Fang Wenqing and Su Mei's faces were not good, and only then did he know that this soul-inducing nickname was not a compliment. Thinking that this person was a person close to Song Sangongzi, and he spoke so frivolously that Fang Wenqing gave up the idea of taking refuge. I thought again: This shouldn't be the case, we are eating meat and drinking wine, what are you talking about as an outsider?

glanced at Jiang Yun again, which meant to --- Your nephew's companion reading is too unreliable, you don't care about him? I wondered in my heart: I obviously didn't see any movement from you, how did I feel that you made a look? Unfortunately, I don't understand what it means! Since I can't talk about it, I guess this bowl of rice is not delicious, so I'll go along.

Jiang Yun said: "Don't rush back, my eldest nephew, Liu Han, has always been famous in the Song Kingdom for his outstanding martial arts. I'm afraid that seeing everyone's heroic spirit, I gave birth to a heart of competition. Words are not true, you don't have the same knowledge as him, and sit down first, I will accompany you. As he spoke, he beckoned to the female archer for a glass of wine. The female archer handed over a glass of wine, did not sit back, and stood behind Jiang Yun.

Jiang Yun was still lying on his stomach on the soft collapse, smiling, very graceful and luxurious, slightly raised his upper body, raised his head and drank a glass of wine.

Su Wen was opposite Jiang Yun, and just saw the corners of Jiang Yun's mouth twitching when he was drinking, presumably because he was involved in a wound on his back, which was obviously not normal. Could it be the "Hongmen Banquet"? When someone throws this glass, the axe will pounce on it? In short, the atmosphere is not right. Since Jiang Yun made a look and Fang Wenqing behaved strangely, then this matter was on Liu Han, who had just arrived. I'll talk to him a little bit first and see what the situation is...

I took a glass of wine and drank it to strengthen my courage. After pouring another cup, he got up, raised it to Liu Han and said, "This pretty boy, uh...... Sorry, sorry, forgive my clumsiness, look at your thin skin and tender meat, I really can't tell the difference between men and women. I wonder if you can answer my questions?"

Su Mei, who was angry, sneered, and thought: This rammer still knows how to help me out, and the old lady is not blind in vain The old lady hurts you, uh.. It's my sister who hurts you, uh ... It's still not right, it's my sister who loves you. Ah... It's a mess. was thinking wildly, someone suddenly stuffed something in his hand, it turned out that Fang Wenqing was about to leave, and stood next to him. If you pinch it carefully, it is a leopard demon pill, and you are also vigilant in your heart, and you are secretly on guard.

Liu Han, who had already sat down, got up angrily when he pressed the hilt of his sword, sat back before he could stand up, and sneered: "Who is this little brother? ”

Su Wen has no name, since he is a troublemaker, it doesn't matter what he says, he said loudly: "I am Qianli Ajin Mountain, the first person with the most mysterious fists and feet---- Su Wen." As soon as I think of Su Wen as soon as I come out, Ajin Mountain is uninhabited for thousands of miles... But I still can't figure it out, are these men or women like this? Where to go to the toilet?" Su Wen stiffened his face and talked nonsense in a serious manner.

"What mountain was slaughtered clean by you? Sure enough, it is a barbarian from a land outside the wilderness, who can only use his fists and feet to do that barbaric thing. I am a great country, a country of etiquette, etiquette and music, harmony, Mencius, and the world. What do you know about the beauty and ugliness of men and women, and how do you understand love? I am a dignified Song country, how can I be as unbearable as you and you, and destroy human nature at will, the king has already announced to the world last year: If you think you are a man, you go to the men's toilet, if you think you are a woman. Just go to the women's bathroom. Liu Han said angrily.

Su Mei Cold: Oh, this Song Kingdom is a bunch of psychopaths. Today I think it's a man and I go to the men's bathroom, and after a while I feel like a woman and I go to the women's bathroom. The old lady is like a toilet, and a big man comes in. Do you think I should give him a slap of immortal art? Or should I give him a slap of immortal art? After the fight, he still broke the law? I'm afraid that Song Guo won't be able to go, it's too terrible. ”

As soon as Liu Han's words fell, Lu Wei couldn't help but stand up and said, "Liu Gongzi's words are wrong. This law has not been implemented, and we will never implement it in the barracks. I think there are half men and half women in my camp. If you do this, you will be in chaos. ”

Su Wen was startled when he heard such a strange statement, and thought in a daze: Is there still this kind of divine operation here? Is it so open? What should I say about this man, man, woman, man, woman, man? After thinking about it for a long time, I lost my mind.

Liu Han did not relent: "The villagers in the mountains regard barbarism as glory. I won't hide it from you, as Mrs. Xiang Yang said, I really don't think much of your chivalrous name. Who is interested in teaching, let the people of the Song Kingdom see your divine skills?"

When the female archer heard this, she stood up and hugged her fists and said, "If you want to compete, please wait, I will go and get your weapons." "After that, I will move to the door.

Liu Han said: "Stop, the knife and gun have no eyes, and it will not be good if you are injured." Sumo, wrestling, take your pick. After speaking, he glanced at the beautiful men who were still standing in the center of the field with swords...

...............

There was chaos in the hall, but it was quiet outside the hall. More than a dozen guards were guarding the entrance of the temple and at various intersections, but a birdsong could be heard. The two guards heard the anomaly, and as soon as they looked up, several crossbow arrows poked out of their throats. Without a snort, he fell to the ground. At the same time, someone was hit with crossbow arrows, and someone was surrounded by several people who jumped out of the grass and wiped their necks. In a silent moment, the defender fell in a pool of blood. On the top of the courtyard wall and the main hall, a row of figures slowly stood up. The guards were guarding the outside, but they didn't expect that there was an ambush on the top of this hall......

More than a dozen leaders jumped into the courtyard and tiptoed towards the main hall.

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At this time, even Huang He understood that this Liu Han was neither a guest nor a host. I'm here to make trouble. Song Qing hadn't spoken since he came over, and there must be something wrong with this. secretly weighed the beautiful men in the field plus Liu Han, all equipped with swords. With his bare hands, it is estimated that the fight is enough. If you don't compare weapons, you might as well drag one by one, you can't run away if you're too big, fight and block the door, and try to let others get away.

When Su Wen heard that he didn't need weapons, he thought to himself, I'm good at this. While everyone is not paying attention, no matter what the situation is, I will put down one first, touch the sword and throw it to Fang Wenqing, and let him kill it and call the police... This thing has a good relationship with the army patrolling outside... I have a leopard tooth in my hand, and the field is big enough, so I don't think I will suffer a loss if I move with my feet. The others didn't bring weapons, and Jiang Yun couldn't move. Lu Wei and the female archer and the injured young man had a matching sword, which was estimated to be able to resist two blows. Song Sangongzi didn't know if he could fight it? If it was just these people in front of him, without the crossbowmen in ambush, he should be able to deal with it.

(R. * This ridiculous thing about going to the toilet can be found on your own for the Obama administration's toilet order.)