Chapter 496: Outwitting (Part II)
The Wise Master is clearly going berserk.
His sleeves were windless, his face was even more hideous due to congestion, and even the bald head had a blue and black murderous aura.
What about Yan Xiaokai?
He didn't retreat but advanced, strode forward, and went straight to the face of the wise master, looked at him with eye level and said: "Master, I advise you not to get excited, just now I said that the three days from life to death mean that it is quiet and unlucky. If you're going to go berserk, in just three minutes, your heart will beat like a wild horse, and you'll die from the inside to the outside. ”
Master Wise originally had some doubts, but when he saw Yan Xiaokai coming forward without fear, and speaking to himself with the attitude and tone of a victor, his expression immediately froze, and he vaguely seemed to feel that his heart was beating a little faster, thinking of the terrifying result of dying from the explosion, he suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, stalemate for a moment, and finally dispersed his strength in a dejected manner.
You only have one life, and who would dare to joke about it?
"Hehe, who is that, Yan ...... No, virtuous nephew, we are not only from the rivers and lakes, but strictly speaking, we are not outsiders to each other, you don't mind if I call you that, do you? ”
Seeing the change in the attitude of the wise master, a big stone finally fell in Yan Xiaokai's heart, but he asked rhetorically: "Hey, master, didn't you say that you were not familiar with me just now?" ”
The wise master said without blushing or panting: "Didn't the virtuous nephew say that once he was born, twice cooked, and three times he was comfortable?" Ha Luha, you are Qin Ying's man, I am her mother's man, we are really not men! ”
Yan Xiaokai smiled, people are invincible if they don't have a face, the reason why the wise master can become a master is absolutely reasonable, and he couldn't help but sigh and said: "The master's name is wise, and he is really smart and wise!" ”
Hearing this kind of praise, the wise master instantly became one head and two big, and said curtly: "Virtuous nephew, don't mock me anymore, people have to die more than people, and goods have to be thrown away, my IQ is compared with yours, and I don't even have the qualifications to lift shoes for you!"
Yan Xiaokai said: "The master is too modest. ”
Master Wise didn't continue to argue with this guy, because he had been talking all night, he was really tired, and he really couldn't afford to accompany him, so he asked straight to the point: "That...... Virtuous nephew, what about the antidote? ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Of course I have the antidote, but the master should know that there is no free lunch in the world, and naturally there is no free antidote." ”
The winner is king, and the loser is the villain!
Master Wise understood this truth a long time ago, and although he had not been defeated for a long time, he was no stranger to this feeling, so he endured his anger and asked knowingly, "What does the virtuous nephew want?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "This first, naturally, I can't see you hurt Qin Ying anymore." ”
As long as you can get the antidote, what if you agree to him temporarily, when the poison on your body is resolved, hum, then you will know how powerful Master Lu Dao is!
Thinking so, the Wise Master immediately nodded briskly, "I promise you!" ”
Yan Xiaokai then said: "This second, last time I was frustrated in Taiwan Province, I was injured mentally and physically, and I still have a shadow in my heart, the master should give me some compensation to heal my physical and mental wounds!" ”
M's, want to blackmail me?
The wise master was angry in his heart, but thinking that the anger would accelerate the penetration of the toxin, he hurriedly suppressed the anger and forced a smile: "It's easy to say, I don't know how much Lu Daoxian's nephew wants." ”
"Hmm~~" Yan Xiaokai held his chin and thought for a while: "I want less, I'm sorry for your identity master, so let's do it, the master will just lose 180 million." ”
180 million?
Grass, you might as well go and grab it!
Lao Tzu sweats and gives women a light, and sometimes he only earns tens of thousands of NT$!
You want me 180 million with one mouth, and you TM think my money is blowing in the wind?
The wise master kept scolding in his heart, and opened his mouth with difficulty: "This ......"
Yan Xiaokai asked lightly: "Master, 180 million for a way to live, this business, do you think you have lost money?" ”
Of course, the wise master's worth today is more than 180 million, but if he asks him to take out 180 million to give Yan Xiaokai, it is undoubtedly more painful than cutting meat. However, between death and flesh, anyone will choose the latter, and after learning the hard way, he can only say: "Virtuous nephew, this ...... Do you want 100 million, or 80 million, that ...... I only have NTD. ”
Yan Xiaokai shook his head, "Master, is it behind your ears, or I don't express it clearly enough, I don't want 100 million, I don't want 80 million, I want 180 million!" ”
Master of Wisdom: "......"
Yan Xiaokai's tone softened, "But you said that there are only Taiwan dollars, so ...... Well, just the Taiwan dollar. I'm not only upright, but also very good at negotiating! ”
Master Wise nodded weakly, but in his heart he strongly hoped to have a super friendship relationship with the female elders of Yan Xiaokai's family.
Yan Xiaokai saw him nodding, immediately took a pen and paper, and wrote his bank account number to him, "Then the trouble master will transfer the money now!" ”
The wise master gritted his teeth and said, "You can't trust me? ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "The master is a famous and respected master in Taiwan Province, and his teeth are golden envoys, how can I not believe it?" But I trust the SMS notification from the bank more. ”
The wise master hesitated for a while, and finally snatched the note, then took out his mobile phone, and forced himself to make an online bank transfer with the pain of cutting flesh.
After a while, a message rang from Yan Xiaokai's mobile phone!
Yan Xiaokai took it out and took a look, and found that the bank had sent a notice of receipt, and nodded with a smile, "The master is really a person who is true to his word, and his character is just right." The younger generation's admiration for the master is really like a surging river, endless, constantly gushing and surging! ”
Looking at his villainous face, Master Wise really wanted to slap him and split him alive, with a hypocritical smile on his face, but he said ruthlessly in his heart, Is my money so easy to take? I'm afraid that you have a life to take it, but you don't have a life to spend it!
"Virtuous nephew, I have already given you the money, you see ......"
Yan Xiaokai interrupted him and said, "Master, I have one more request!" ”
The Wise Master was furious, "And? ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "The last one!" ”
The wise master patiently said, "Say it! ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "After the master gets the antidote, we will not owe each other, don't look for my fault in the future, and I won't look for your trouble." It's best not to get along with each other in the future, okay? ”
"Yes, of course it can't be better!" The wise master nodded again and again, in order to make Yan Xiaokai hand over the antidote more happily, and even added: "That night, you also heard, in fact, I didn't want to hurt Qin Ying, how can I say that he is also my niece, it's just ...... Everybody's a man, you should understand. ”
Yan Xiaokai said considerately: "The master is caught in the middle, and he is in a dilemma, I can understand it." ”
The wise master hurriedly said, "What about the antidote?" ”
Yan Xiaokai reached out and touched his body, touched it again, touched it again, and shook his head after the most slugging.
The Wise Master with a blank eye was anxious, "What do you mean?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "No! ”
At this moment, the wise master completely went berserk, and roared angrily: "Yan Xiaokai, your uncle, you are playing me again!" ”
Yan Xiaokai frowned, and said in a reproachful tone: "The master is so old, why is his temper still as impatient as stunned?" This is really bad, it has to be changed! Otherwise...... It's very explosive. ”
Master of Wisdom: "......"
Yan Xiaokai continued: "As for the antidote, I really don't have it on me, but I know the formula of the antidote by heart, and the medicinal materials on the formula are also ready-made at home, I will make it immediately, and it can be prepared in ten minutes at most!" ”
The wise master barely calmed down, but he found that his forehead was already wet, and while wiping his sweat, he scolded in his heart: Damn, there is really no way to stay with this guy, otherwise if you don't get poisoned, you will be scared out of a heart attack, and then you will die of anger.
Yan Xiaokai is a very contradictory person, because he is more trembling than Wukong's master when he is shivering, but when he is more simply than a thunderstorm, after saying this, he immediately took out an extra-large snakeskin bag from the large cabinet in the hall, and the snakeskin bag contained dozens or hundreds of small bags, and the bags contained different bark and grass roots.
Yan Xiaokai took out a large medicine jar, then took out a little medicinal herb from each small bag and put it in, and began to crush it little by little with a hammer.
Gentian grass, shoot dry, crow gall, pulsatilla, earth bone skin, miscanthus, Tianzhu yellow, Luo Bu hemp......
Some of these herbs are common and some are rare, but whether they are common or not, the wise master knows them, because he is already proficient in pharmacology!
Yan Xiaokai mashed all the medicinal materials, then added boiling water, and after stirring a few times, a bowl of antidote was freshly baked.
"Master, give! Take it once every seven days, three times in a row, and the toxins in your body will be removed. The remaining two antidotes, I will let Qin Shou bring them to you when he returns to Taiwan Province! ”
The wise master took it, and then sucked and drank without hesitation.
The layman looks at the excitement, the insider looks at the doorway, the wise master has seen it just now, the medicine used by Yan Xiaokai is all warm and cool antidote to attack the poison and disperse the knots, there are no highly toxic drugs, and from the perspective of the combination of the prescriptions, it is also completely in line with the preparation law of the antidote, so he will drink it so decisively and crisply, and even those medicine residues are stuffed into his mouth and chewed and swallowed after the most.
Seeing that he drank the medicine without even leaving the residue, Yan Xiao laughed and waved his hand: "Master, we don't owe anything now." ”
The wise master also smiled and bowed his head, but the smile did not stop, the fierce light in his eyes appeared, and a loud roar burst out of his mouth, and the person had already rushed towards Yan Xiaokai like a tiger out of the cage......-
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