Chapter 153: An Ambiguous Joke
Zhao Xun and Li Xiaoteng finally returned to the vicinity of their homes before the evening rush hour was about to arrive. Li Xiaoteng looked at Zhao Xun's hand and was still holding himself. Said helplessly: "Beauty, how long do you want to pull me!" My hands are like electricity. It's really not going to work! ”
Zhao Xun couldn't help but smile: "No, Brother Xiao Teng is so pure!" Pull your little hands and turn out to be numb! After speaking, she couldn't help but giggle.
Li Xiaoteng shook his head painfully, and said helplessly: "Beauty, what do you want to eat, although the lion opens his mouth." After this village, there is no such shop! ”
Zhao Xun looked around, pursed his lips and said lightly: "What delicious food can we have at our doorstep!" There is no sincerity at all. When I got home, I asked what I wanted to eat! Why don't you ask what I want to eat at the door of SF Seafood! ”
Li Xiaoteng frowned, and said with some confusion: "You dragged me home just now, and now you are complaining about me again?" Zhao Xun is really a little woman, and said unrelentingly: "That's it! That's it! I just want to eat something with the shell. Brother Xiao Teng, what should you do! ”
Li Xiaoteng looked at Zhao Xun's cute expression. Affectionately scratched Zhao Xun's little nose. Said helplessly: "This is easy to do!" Let's go, go to the supermarket with me, and I'll bring you two big bags of chacha melon seeds! You've had enough of the shell! ”
Zhao Xun reluctantly hammered Li Xiaoteng's shoulder. whispered: "Brother Xiao Teng, whatever you give me to eat, I will eat." Guests are as they please! ”
Li Xiaoteng almost made up for it in his arms when he saw Zhao Xun. Smelling the faint body fragrance emanating from Zhao Xun's body. Sniffed lightly and said: "I'm joking with you!" Let's go to the abalone princess to eat abalone? ”
Zhao Xun looked at Li Xiaoteng with a flushed face, and said in a low voice: "Brother Xiao Teng, why are you so bad, your mouth has always been such unclean words." I'm not happy that you're like this! ”
Li Xiaoteng said aggrievedly: "No, isn't it just eating abalone?" Why am I broken again? Zhao Xun blushed and didn't explain, and gently lowered his beautiful little face. I almost got into my own deep cleavage*.
Li Xiaoteng suddenly felt a little tightness in his chest and said, "Let's go!" Let's go! I'm going to have to eat some turtle jelly today to go to the fire. Don't take you to tempt me so much! After speaking, he casually hailed a taxi. As soon as Zhao Xun sat down, he heard the driver master ask, "Where are you going, young man?" ”
Li Xiaoteng's chest was still a little stuffy now, and he said softly: "Abalone Princess." The driver didn't hear clearly, and asked, "Where are you going?" ”
Li Xiaoteng said loudly: "I'll go to the Abalone Princess Seafood Restaurant!" "Oh!" The driver nodded. I kicked the accelerator hard under my feet. The taxi is like a loss of strings, speeding away! “
Zhao Xun's head hung lower. It turned out that I was thinking too much! He smiled and said, "Brother Xiao Teng, when did we open the abalone princess here?" How can there be so....so... Ahh ”
Li Xiaoteng listened to Zhao Xun's words, and listened to them a little cloudy. I asked for some reason, "What do you mean?" The taxi driver laughed twice. said: "Little girl, you know too much. You see your little boyfriend is pretending to be stupid. Didn't you dare to respond to him without looking at him? ”
Li Xiaoteng rolled his eyelids helplessly, and thought to himself: "What he said must not be a good thing." Go home and ask Du Niang what you are talking about? ”
The abalone princess's storefront is very domineering. Chinese style of verandah. A big black plaque. There are four big golden characters in the book: Abalone Princess
Li Xiaotengshuai walked in first. The two tall beautiful girls at the door said kindly, "Sir." Are there two young ladies? Li Xiaoteng nodded and said, "Yes, arrange a window seat for me...."
Li Xiaoteng sitting outside the window of the abalone princess. I thought a little distractedly: I have seen this scenery countless times! But never sat inside the window and looked at the view outside......
Li Xiaoteng was in a daze. Zhao Xun stabbed Li Xiaoteng with his foot under the table. Li Xiaoteng looked at Zhao Xun back to his senses, and looked at Zhao Xun strangely and felt a little inexplicable.
Zhao Xun said with a smile: "Brother Xiao Teng, what do you want!" People are waiting here for us to order! What do you want to eat? ”
Li Xiaoteng found a beautiful little waiter holding the orderer. looked at Li Xiaoteng with some impatience. A little anxious but didn't dare to show it, waiting for him to order.
Li Xiaoteng said with a smile: "Today I invite you, Xiao Xun can eat whatever you want!" Zhao Xun blushed and said jokingly: "Then I'm going to fight the landlord today!" Li Xiaoteng opened his arms and sat with an expression of letting the horse come. Said casually, "Come on." Order as much as you want! ”
Zhao Xun blushed and said, "I want twelve charcoal-grilled oysters!" Li Xiaoteng almost got under the table! said depressedly: "Beauty, why do you want oysters?" Zhao Xun said brightly: "Brother Xiao Teng, this is a bullet replenishment." Eat more is good for your body! Li Xiaoteng laughed twice, and then said to the waiter: "Bring me a raw fried bullwhip!" After speaking, he said to Zhao Xun: "This is the royal road of the big supplement." A bullwhip was eaten all. The waist and eyes will feel hot, comparable to a small American pill! ”
Zhao Xun blushed and said shyly: "Brother Xiao Teng, can you not come up so directly!" Li Xiaoteng pursed his lips and thought to himself: Who said to replenish the bullet just now! How can only the governor be allowed to set fires. I'm going to come over and make accusations when I light a lamp!
Li Xiaoteng said to the waiter with some dissatisfaction: "Give me a wolfberry bird's nest with snow clams!" After speaking, he smiled at Zhao Xun and said: "This thing is good, the girl eats it and it is definitely a great tonic for yin!" ”
Zhao Xun nodded and said with a smile: "I've been getting upset sometimes lately, and I always feel dizzy. I really have to make up for it! ”
The waiter asked with a smile on the side, "Do you want anything else?" Zhao Xun shook his head. Zhao Xun said: "Brother Xiao Teng, do you think you still want to eat something?" I think I copied today's fight against local tyrants! ”
Li Xiaoteng smiled and ordered two more vegetarian dishes, a geoduck porridge. Only then did he hand the menu to the waiter. said to Zhao Xun: "Since I came to fight the local tyrant today." I'm going to make you feel good......"
After Li Xiaoteng finished speaking, he took out a lighter from his trouser pocket. I touched my cigarette up and down. I didn't look around? Thinking about whether it fell into the sea securities?
Zhao Xun said quickly: "Brother Xiao Teng, I know that you smoke." I just prepared a box of cigarettes for you to smoke while you are eating!" Zhao Xun said this, took out a box of Yellow Crane Tower from his small bag and asked. Compact red and black box. A clear-eyed person swept his eyes and felt that this smoke would definitely not be too bad.
As Zhao Xun spoke, he unpacked it and handed it to Li Xiaoteng, and personally picked up a lighter and lit it for him.
Took a deep puff. Feel the faint smoke diffuse around you. I took a deep breath and passed through my nose and went straight to my heart. Li Xiaoteng praised with a smile: "The taste of good smoke is different." I said Zhao Xun, do you really treat a full set of massage services after eating? ”
Zhao Xun frowned, stabbed Li Xiaoteng's calf with his Qianqian jade foot angrily, and said charmingly: "You are a good young man in the new era, how can you mention this thing." It's like a gecko eating a cigarette pouch oil? You said that there is such a charming Pansi fairy as me in front of you. Why are you still thinking about massage! I'm so! ”
"Where do I dare to hit your attention?" Li Xiaoteng deliberately sent a basket of autumn waves to Zhao Xun. Said softly: "Of course." If you have that idea~ I don't mind having a real deal with you! I'm still a virgin, I'm cheap for you! ”
"Don't run the train with your mouth full! Smoke your gotta cigarette! Zhao Xun knew that Li Xiaoteng was joking. But knowing that Li Xiaoteng was joking, he still couldn't help but feel his heart pounding. However, seeing that Li Xiaoteng is endless. But it just doesn't come to the real thing.
Suddenly, Zhao Xun covered his fiery cheeks, self-criticized and self-educated, and thought: "Zhao Xun! What's wrong with you? You're a big girl who's in such a hurry to post people. Don't you feel ashamed? ”
But he still couldn't help but test Li Xiaoteng and said, "Brother Xiao Teng." Doesn't your girlfriend know how attentive her boyfriend is? You say whoever wants to be your girlfriend, guarding against you every day is like guarding against a thief. I'm afraid you'll run outside and mess around! How uncomfortable you say! ”
Before Li Xiaoteng could speak, he saw the waiter bring up the various dishes ordered by Li Xiaoteng. A table full of seafood made Li Xiaoteng secretly speechless. I don't know if Lu Dao and Zhao Xun can successfully eliminate these seafood on the table.
Li Xiaoteng casually picked up the bird's nest snow clam soup and sent it directly to Zhao Xun. Said gently: "Sister, hurry up and drink it while it's hot." It won't taste good if it's cold for a while! Zhao Xun was just about to scoop the spoon. Take a sip. Listen to Li Xiaoteng call his sister. Suddenly said unhappily: "Am I better than you?" You call me a girl? ”
Li Xiaoteng said with a smile: "Brother love, sister love is called that?" I've never heard people talk about intercession with my sister or brother! You can't let me call you Kaoru in front of outsiders! ”
Zhao Xun smiled and said, "Then let's call it a girl!" It's just that at first glance it sounds a little unaccustomed. But I think I'll get used to it if you call it a few times! ”
After Zhao Xun finished speaking, he was not polite to Li Xiaoteng, he picked up a charcoal-grilled oyster, picked up the chopsticks and started eating!
Li Xiaoteng looked at Zhao Xun's cute appearance. He said with a smile: "Eat seafood with some red wine to accompany the meal!" Girl, what kind of wine do you want to order? ”
Zhao Xun ate and ate. I felt like I was suddenly getting more and more relaxed. It's like sitting down and eating with a friend you've known for a long time. If you say that you were a little deliberately close to Li Xiaoteng before. However, now sitting with Li Xiaoteng, it seems that he has a feeling of a couple or a couple.
Thinking of the relationship between husband and wife, Zhao Xun suddenly had a strong feeling. It seems that the person he has been waiting for is Li Xiaoteng. There is no sense of restraint at all!
After Li Xiaoteng finished speaking, he saw that Zhao Xun did not take a stubble. Sometimes smirking. Sometimes frowning, sometimes quickly picking up a few chopsticks and vegetables, and chewing violently with a small mouth. Said helplessly: "Zhao Xun." How I feel like I've been sold by you. And counting you for money? It's terrifying! (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come (qidian.) to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, and your support. That's what motivates me the most. )
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