"What do you think?" Jin Xuan waited for a long time, and found that Wu Chenghe's expression was relatively blank, so he had to ask. Look at the latest novel on -_-!Le-_-!Wen-_-!small-_-!say-_-!net (◎ww◎w.l◎w◎x◎s◎.o◎r◎g◎) URL, remember to remove ◎ oh dear

Wu Chenghe hadn't reacted yet: "What's how?" ”

"Relationship." Jin Xuan explained, "How about being my boyfriend? ”

Wu Chenghe finally understood that he was not joking, so he changed color and said word by word: "I! No! Same! Meaning! ”

I was rejected...... Jin Xuan was a little frustrated, but thinking about the fact that he had just experienced menarche, he was emotionally unstable, and he was a doorbreaker, and he also discovered his secret...... So his current attitude is completely understandable!

"It's okay, I'll try to pursue you." Jin Xuan said sincerely.

Pursue! You! Younger sister! Yes! Wu Chenghe almost didn't come over in one breath, and the brain circuit that killed Matt was really not on the same channel as a normal person!

"Don't get excited." Jin Xuan saw that his face was not good, and immediately comforted him, "I just said that I was going to rape you or something, but I was just angry, I am not the kind of person who wants to pounce on the guide as soon as I see it, I will pursue you in a normal way." ”

This is his heartfelt words, as a pioneer artist, Jin Xuan has always believed that those possessiveness generated by pheromones are not worthy of being called "love" at all, he advocates traditional love, and believes that only the feelings that extend from the spiritual level to the ** level are true love from the heart. This is also the reason why he would rather take three equalizers in a row than indulge his instinct to mark Wu Chenghe.

So even if it is love at first sight for his little guide, he will pursue him in the traditional human way!

When Wu Chenghe heard his confession, he was speechless, what does it mean to "pursue you in a normal way"? King: God, which cell in your body is normal? It's extremely abnormal for you to say this to me now, okay?

"I don't need your pursuit, I'm not interested in you!"

"That's because you're too young and don't know what love is." Jin Xuan touched his head regretfully, and found that his hair felt great, so he touched it again, "We are 100% compatible, and when you become an adult, you won't think like this." ”

When the compatibility reaches more than 60 percent, the awakened guide will unconsciously secrete pheromones that attract the other person, and the higher the compatibility, the more uncontrollable it is. When the adept smells the pheromones emitted by the guide, they will default to courtship, and then secrete their own pheromones in response. The superposition of the two pheromones will detonate the binding heat, causing each other to fall into a strong desire to intercourse. And the higher the compatibility, the stronger the binding heat.

Wu Chenghe is not yet an adult, and after menarche, his body will not secrete pheromones for the time being, and he cannot feel compatibility, so it is very normal that he does not have a good impression of him.

"I'll be patient and wait for you to grow up." Jin Xuan said gently but firmly, "At that time, you will think that I am handsome and strong, all kinds of perfection, and I should not miss it." ”

"Hehe...... "You're perfect now, the perfect killer Matt, the perfect cheat!" Wu Seunghyuk shuddered and brushed away his dirty hands and squirmed a little away from him.

"You can not promise me now, but I will pursue you diligently." Jin Xuan found that his little guide was too young to be enlightened about this kind of thing for the time being, so he decided to solve the problem that could be solved first, and gently threatened, "But I hope you can respect my pursuit and don't associate with other people before falling in love with me, otherwise I will tell the police about you, and then you will be sent to the guide school." I guess you don't want to go there, right? ”

What does it mean to "can't socialize with other people until you fall in love with me"? If I don't fall in love with you until I die (which is inevitable), then am I not going to be single for the rest of my life?

The rhythm of "love or die"?

Wu Chenghe desperately warned himself to be calm, calm, and not to provoke the neurotic in front of him, otherwise he would be reported, imprisoned, re-educated through labor, and blind date...... He took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and said, "Deal!" ”

Anyway, I'm afraid it's more difficult for him to find a wife in this life, let's consume it slowly, and there will be no hair when he is chased, everyone is a man, and there is no question of whether to suffer or not.

Jin Xuan was very satisfied with the wit and calmness of his boyfriend, and stretched out his right hand to signal him to bumble fists with him. Wu Chenghe had no choice, and he also clenched his fists against him, indicating that the contract was reached.

Retracting their fists, the two of them stared at each other, and they were a little cold for a while. After a long time, Wu Chenghe broke the silence and said, "Aren't you going to pursue me?" ”

"Huh?" Jin Xuan nodded inexplicably, "Yes." ”

"Go clean the room." Wu Chenghe commanded unashamedly. He was so sore that he didn't have the strength to move at all, but it was not too early for him to go to school, and Marlowe would definitely tell Hannibal that he would soon come here to see him.

The refrigerator downstairs has not been cleaned yet, and the smell of pheromones in the kitchen must be very strong, as well as the sheets he used and the floor he stepped on, all of which had to be cleaned up. He couldn't complete such a large amount of labor, so it was just a good time to kill Matt with some strength.

Jin Xuan has never been so arrogant by someone other than his brother when he is so old, and he has a strange sense of disobedience, but he was instantly captured by the expression and tone of his little boyfriend's cute, coquettish and queenly - what a sweet order!

"Okay, no problem!" Jin Xuan was in a good mood, in fact, Wu Chenghe didn't say anything, he would also help him get all these things done. As a thoughtful doctor of engineering, a non-mainstream scholar (hacker) who is good at annihilating criminal evidence, he will never let anyone have a chance to smell Wu Chenghe's pheromones.

It's very irritable to think about, okay?

"You have a good rest, just leave everything to me." Jin Xuan touched Wu Chenghyuk's head comfortingly, and turned to go downstairs. His Barbary Lion finally recovered from the previous mental attack, glanced at Wu Chenghe in awe, and walked away with his tail between his legs.

Watching the two egg-shattering figures disappear outside the door, Wu Chenghe let out a long breath and fell on the pillow exhausted, he thought he would be so bad that he couldn't sleep, but he didn't expect to fall asleep as soon as his eyes were closed, until he felt someone poke his face and woke up suddenly.

"What are you doing!" Wu Chenghe was poked by him and drooled, and said angrily.

"Do you want me to dress it for you?" Jin Xuan held a pair of white underwear with two fingers, "I've taken care of the room, are you hungry?" Would you like to make some nutrients for you? ”

"I'll wear it myself!" Wu Chenghe snatched his underwear, "I'm not hungry, I don't want to eat!" ”

"Shall I make you a snack?" Jin Xuan didn't care about his coldness, and was ready to show his talent in an all-round way, "I see that you have a lot of ingredients in your kitchen, I can make dumplings, pot stickers, and finger cakes......"

Wu Chenghe was really a little hungry by him......

"Say no more!" Wu Chenghe swallowed, stopped him, and said, "Let's chase here today, okay?" Can you get out of here now? Seeing Jin Xuan's thick eyebrows furrowed, he had to explain, "My dad may be arriving soon." ”

"Oh." Jin Xuan thought about it and decided to follow Wu Chenghe's advice, eat the meal one bite at a time, and walk step by step, before getting the little boyfriend, it is best not to provoke his father, which may bring more resistance to himself.

"Alright then, I'll come back to see you later, I still have a paper to catch up." Jin Xuan opened his personal brain and erased all the traces he left in the system. His Barbary lion was still a little reluctant to go, and circled around Wu Chenghe, sniffing around him tangledly.

"Can you get your lion away from me?" Wu Chenghe couldn't bear to say, "Is it trying to pee around my bed?" ”

Jin Xuan got the system done and put away his brain: "It's looking for your quantum beast." Speaking of which, I'm also curious, where is your quantum beast? ”

Wu Chenghe was also stunned, he had been anxious since he woke up, and he didn't notice the problem of the quantum beast at all, so what about his quantum beast?

Looking left and right, even the small light bulb that used to always pretend to be dead was gone.

It's so embarrassing that as a guide, I can't find my own quantum beast...... Wu Chenghe sweated on his head, but this kind of thing must not be told to Jin Xuan, otherwise he would definitely be laughed to death.

So he smiled coldly and inscrupulably: "Guess." ”

It's so cute...... Jin Xuan was in the middle of the red heart, looking at the little guide's cute little face with a queen's expression, it couldn't be more cute!

"I can't guess." Jin Xuan smiled dotingly, "Tell me when you like it." ”

The Barbary Lion let out a mournful protest in the high-dimensional space, but received no response, its master, who had been focusing on convulsions for a hundred years, had apparently fallen in love, and in order to please his guide, he completely ignored it, a quantum beast that fought bareman!

What a renunciation!

The Almighty Killer Matt left the apartment with his weeping Barbary Lion, and Wu Chenghe completely relaxed, locked the door, and began to concentrate on summoning his quantum beast.

The quantum beast is a companion beast, which has a conscious synaesthesia with its owner, and generally does not need to be deliberately searched, and can be summoned to the side with a single thought. Although the little bulb is an egg, the synaesthesia is slightly worse, and he can usually determine its orientation by feeling it carefully.

But today he was calling and feeling, and he just couldn't find where the little light bulb was!

What's going on? Wu Chenghe was a little anxious, he felt that its quantum beast was in this room, but he didn't know what to do with it, he couldn't find anything, and after observing for a long time, he suddenly felt an itch on the back of his right ear.

Hey, here? Wu Chenghe was overjoyed, wiped the back of his ear lightly, sent it to his eyes, and then was stunned - it was a light orange caterpillar.

Caterpillar?

You! Younger sister! Yes! For what my quantum beast is a caterpillar!

Wu Chenghe is going crazy, although he has been mentally prepared for it, knowing that the small light bulb will hatch something, it may be a quail, it may be a sparrow, it may be a turtle, or even a cute black chestnut carving...... But he really didn't expect it to be a caterpillar!

Oh my God, could this setting be a little weirder?

As if feeling the master's depression, the caterpillar squirmed in his palm, and the light orange body began to slowly become transparent, and soon stuck to his hand like a long bubble.

What do you mean? What does it want to do? Want to prove yourself useful? Prove yourself with stunts? Or prove yourself to be a caterpillar with a tone?

Just when Wu Chenghe wondered if it was trying to reduce its owner's anger value, he was surprised to find that the item had not become fully transparent this time, and that it was showing an unclear line of numbers - "2333".

It's actually a mockery......

I--le-a-rub-Wu Chenghe held his caterpillar hanging in the sky, and I really wanted to cry without tears.

He now finally knows how Tota Li Tianwang felt when he found out that his wife had been pregnant for three years and gave birth to a meat ball!

The trick is that he doesn't even have a wife, he gave birth to himself.

Wu Chenghe was going to kneel down for God - as soon as he crossed over, he encountered a hijacking, and then found out that he was a guide, so he stayed at home, and suddenly ran to kill Matt and said that he was going to chase him, and now it's okay, his quantum beast is still a caterpillar that can make mockery.

Where is his life, he is simply the top match of Hollywood disaster movies!

Is there any need for him to live?

As if sensing the anguish in his heart, his magical quantum beast changed color again, and after a while, two words appeared on the transparent bubble - "hehe".

Well, there's no need to live at all.

The author has something to say: [Doctor Wu: What is a caterpillar for Lu?! 】

[Uncle Cat: Because you are underage. 】

[Doctor Wu: What about adulthood? 】

[Uncle Cat: You guess~]

[Doctor Wu: Guess your sister! 】

[Uncle Cat: 2333......]

In view of the fact that caterpillars are not good at brain supplementation, they can only find a reference in the second dimension, and the Pokemon is shot:

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