"Don't listen to their nonsense, you still know our boss! I know your mom too! "How do you curse?" "I'm really going to scold you, two liars who rub rice and one small!" "How have we become liars! We're your boss's lifesaver! "! If you rub the rice, you will make up a lie, and you will be ashamed to move the boss out! ”…… In the cafeteria of a company in Hispania, there was a fierce quarrel, and then the dejected figure of the cafeteria aunt holding a mop and knocking the two people out of the cafeteria door.

Long Wen covered the red envelope on his head: "I said it!" People are now the bosses, and the ghost can only believe the two of us by moving the boss's name out for a meal! Hu stomped his foot angrily: "I'll go to the boss's office and let the old shrew see my identity clearly!" Long Wen: "What is your identity?" Hu Che: "This"

When I got to the office, the secretary replied, "I'm sorry, the manager isn't here." Long Wen: "Forget it!" Hu Che: "How can you forget it, that old shrew is so angry with me!" With that, he walked downstairs in a huff. Long Wen spread out his hand: "Impulse is the devil!" The two of them began to sit at the door and wait for the boss to come back, and after waiting for a long time, they saw a luxury Mercedes-Benz car driving over, Long Wen patted the wilted Hu Che and said, "It's coming!" Here it comes! It should be the boss. Long Wen and Hu Che were standing straight at the door at this time, "Ha! It's time to get out of the gas! Hu Che looked at the Mercedes-Benz car that slowly drove towards the door with a proud face, and when Hu Che was proud, the Mercedes-Benz drove directly past the two of them without the slightest intention of stopping. Long Wen pointed to the past Mercedes and said, "He didn't see us." At this time, Hu Che roared at the Mercedes-Benz that was driving away: "Hey! You're blind! Don't see us? Long Wen hurriedly pulled him at this time: "Dude, buddy calm down!" Calm! Otherwise, we will be arrested for disturbing the peace. Hu Che: "I disturbed the peace, and he only disturbed the law and order back then!" Long Wen: "Okay! All right! Calm! Calm! Hu Che: "I can't make it!" My eggs hurt! ”

It's already time to get off work, and Hu Che still insists on sticking to the door of the company, Long Wen: "We still have a little money for this meal, let's go!" What if someone else changes the boss here! Hu Che: "I'm not leaving!" Even if it's a replacement, I have to check it. Long Wen: "Alas~" At this time, the people in the company have almost left, and the sky is gradually getting dark, Long Wen: "I haven't eaten at noon, and now it's dinner time, even if you die, you have to eat!" I'll go to the car and get a bowl of 'Master So-and-Go' instant noodles! Tiger Che's stomach began to growl at this time. All right! As soon as he finished speaking, a beam of light appeared in the headlights, and Hu Che suddenly forgot that hunger came to the spirit, "Hey! Feed! He shouted at the Mercedes, which still treated him like air and drove straight out of the door. Hu Che: "! I really don't believe in evil! As he spoke, he pulled out the silver eagle and said to Mercedes, "Bang!" It's a shot, Long Wen: "My little ancestor, are you going to kill someone?" Hu Che: "I just want him to stop!" As soon as he finished speaking, the Mercedes-Benz not only did not slow down, but slipped out of their sight with a foot on the accelerator. Long Wen: "Little ancestor, is your head sluggish because you have been slow to eat without food, and someone shoots in the back, do you choose to brake or throttle?" Hu Che: "(⊙o⊙)..."And at this moment, the sound of the police car sounded, Long Wen: "It's over!" Several police cars surrounded them: "Lay down your arms!" Hands up! Looking at the enemy's outnumbered fight, Long Wen and Hu Che could only raise their hands like two ducks. At this time, the Mercedes-Benz door behind the police car opened, and a man in a suit and leather shoes walked down: "Huh? Oh! Well? …… Oh, my God! The last man exclaimed, "It's really you!" When did you come back? Why don't you tell me. The man walked up to Long Wen and Hu Che in three steps and said excitedly. Policeman: "What's going on?" "Excuse me! Excuse me! Misunderstand! What a misunderstanding! At this time, Long Wen put down his hand and looked at the man in a straight suit in front of him and said, "It seems that you are really good at mixing now—gunner" Etleury. Will'. ”

Time has to go back to two years ago

As Christmas approached, Long Wen and Hu Che received a task that was said to be something that only they could complete. The task is weird, and the time is also weird: "December 24th, Christmas Eve", at this time, most of the company's 'employees' are busy going home for reunion, so the task on this special day can only be handed over to Long Wen and Hu Che. The location of the mission is 'Hispania', and the employer is 'Gaudí', the largest department store in Hispania. The mission began when Gaudí received an anonymous letter stating that "on Christmas Eve on December 24th, Gaudí will receive a special box of gifts, which will 'illuminate' the city when it is opened." The words were vague, but the executives of Gaudí's department store in quotation marks could have judged that someone might have mixed in with the crowd of shoppers and carried out a terrorist attack such as setting fire or bombing inside the mall. Gaudí Department Store was not sure of the authenticity of the letter, they were afraid that if they called the police, the police would definitely block the entire department store on the 24th, and they didn't want to give up the turnover on the 24th because of something uncertain, so they planned to ask mercenaries to help. Although the salary is high, but because most of the employees of Solomon are from the country where Christmas is celebrated as a new year, so the employees would rather give up the high salary than miss the rare good time with their families. The two Azi Asians have nothing to do with Christmas, so this mission luckily fell to Long Wen and Hu Che. After rushing to Hispania to meet their employers, the two of them began to prepare for the plan, because the next day was Christmas Eve on the 24th.

The next day, Gaudí's department store was only allowed to open one main entrance, and the central patio square opposite the main entrance was next to the large pile of Christmas decorations today, with a 1.9-meter-tall Santa Claus and a small red-nosed reindeer. The plan of the two is to disguise themselves as Santa Claus and reindeer who distribute gifts, and then stare at the only entrance and exit to find the "mysterious letter writer" with "sharp eyes", but the two completely ignore the traffic of Gaudí's department store, the 24th is the last day of the mall's activities, and because of the reason that only one door is opened, when the door just opened, the uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters who were waiting outside almost poured into the mall at the speed of giving up their own. Long Wen and Hu Che looked at the people running past them like a flock of sheep with dull eyes, and Hu Che "Did you see any suspicious people?" Long Wen: "My eyes are a little flowery!" Hu Che: "We ignored that the DM list says that today's event is 'limited time rush sale, first come, first served'!" Long Wen: "Uh......"